>Listen, my retard, son.

>Listen, my moron, son. You don't use both feet because then the break lights will keep turning on and it will confuse the driver behind you. It can also waste power and gas. Got it?
>*Slobbers and mumbles*
>I love you, my moron son.

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I guess he was... breaking bad
    (get it?)

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Braking bad you ESL tard

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I mean breaking the car

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          SAMIR

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        "Bad" is a noun; it would be "Braking Badly", you native English-speaking moron.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          native english speakers are the ones who create the language, so he is correct, you absolute skibidi

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >native english speakers are the ones who create the language
            lmao

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    This wouldn't have happened if he was driving a non-moron (manual) transmission car.
    Americans are so fricking moronic.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      And your great-grandpa thinks you're a b***h for not riding a horse. Get a clue.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >this confuses the mutt

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf are you driving a piano or something?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >more pedals make it easier to surrender!
          whatever

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it's so much better when a car is inconvenient for no benefit whatsoever

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf are you driving a piano or something?

        >more pedals make it easier to surrender!
        whatever

        >so moronic that an additional pedal is too much for their tiny peanut brains to understand
        Americans are so goofy. lmao

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          We solved this in the 60s. I know you guys buy the cheapest models available due to being dirt poor but this is ridiculous. You're compromising on basic car systems.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter whether it's difficult or not, there's no benefit to choosing a manual over an automatic. I've driven tractors and semis that are manual. I know how to do it, I just see no reason to opt into doing so. It offers me nothing in return for extra effort. It is simply outdated. Most tractor trailers aren't even manual anymore unless it's some small town shipping company with cabs from the 80s that reek of mildew.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          My first 3 cars were manual. That being said, you come off like an absolutely assblasted homosexual that can’t handle any bantz.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >you come off like an absolutely assblasted homosexual that can’t handle any bantz.
            Yet the mutts are the ones seething in the replies.
            Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit my obese and moronic friend.

            It doesn't matter whether it's difficult or not, there's no benefit to choosing a manual over an automatic. I've driven tractors and semis that are manual. I know how to do it, I just see no reason to opt into doing so. It offers me nothing in return for extra effort. It is simply outdated. Most tractor trailers aren't even manual anymore unless it's some small town shipping company with cabs from the 80s that reek of mildew.

            We solved this in the 60s. I know you guys buy the cheapest models available due to being dirt poor but this is ridiculous. You're compromising on basic car systems.

            >mutts seething because of an extra pedal

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know how to use a phonograph either, why should I learn archaic technology?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >this confuses the mutt

      [...]
      [...]
      >so moronic that an additional pedal is too much for their tiny peanut brains to understand
      Americans are so goofy. lmao

      >you come off like an absolutely assblasted homosexual that can’t handle any bantz.
      Yet the mutts are the ones seething in the replies.
      Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit my obese and moronic friend.
      [...]
      [...]
      >mutts seething because of an extra pedal

      is this euroshartistani really seethe spamming because he's insecure about driving manual? no way bruh...

      it's like bragging about using two hands to hold a spoon instead of 1. it's like bragging about not using digital thermometers.

      it's like how you morons rage every summer over not having air conditioning but cope about it being for "muh environment" instead of just being a poor society with low incomes

      you're all genuinely this autistic, aren't you? it's not a decades long troll?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        the mutt is losing it. lmao

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          rent free

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, not a mutt here but they're poor ass commie crabs in a bucket and want to drag everyone else down with them. They are pathetic and should always be laughed at.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          is this euroshartistani really seethe spamming because he's insecure about driving manual? no way bruh...

          it's like bragging about using two hands to hold a spoon instead of 1. it's like bragging about not using digital thermometers.

          it's like how you morons rage every summer over not having air conditioning but cope about it being for "muh environment" instead of just being a poor society with low incomes

          you're all genuinely this autistic, aren't you? it's not a decades long troll?

          For real. I can always tell when it's a Euro poster by the size of the stick up their ass. Asian and Latin American posters don't have the problem. Euroz just need to get into an egotripping rage because of their "we wuz" complex.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine if you hate eat semen for dinner and made $100 a month, I'd be upset and butthurt everyday too

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    A guy I used to work with drove with one foot on the accelerator and one on the brake. I thought WTF? He is the same guy who prepped and spray painted his car black within 3 hours. It looked like Popcorn Ceiling.

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another Yuropoor seethe thread
    Love these ones.

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >American's favorite type of race is in a straight line
    >in a car that doesn't require shifting

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      's favorite type of race
      NASCAR is a big circle and the cars are manual.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      NASCAR has been plummeting in popularity ever since the noose hoax and they starting promoting Black folks.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >the noose hoax
        lmao I still can't believe they got the media to believe a fricking hanging noose was just standard policy in those garages. Racist pieces of shit.

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want to learn how to drive manual in case of an emergency. I tried once with a buddy and I couldn’t time the accelerator and the clutch.

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Flynn punked Walnuts here. GT racers and F1 drivers left foot brake. Flynn would smoke Waldon in a race.

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    can people with palsy even get a driver's license?

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    i truly despise driving in every way. if humanity ever pulls out of this dive into absolute shit, i hope one day all the fricking roads are pulled up, nature reclaims the space, and we all use personal teleporters.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      public transport gays are so embarrassing.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      i wish, then i wouldnt have a dwi

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        You'd still have a twi after fricking up the destination and ending up in some guy's backyard

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    i guess you could say he was... driving car wrongly

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