>literally eats nothing but waffles and tea

>literally eats nothing but waffles and tea
So.. how does she even stay so thin? She doesn't even exercise..

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >she's not thin
    >porn
    haha so funny

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Magic burns a lot of calories.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably this. Magic is energy of some sort, and you can't make energy out of nothing.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if this thread is actually a thinly veiled excuse to dump fat art haha wouldn't that be crazy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahaahahah, that would be crazy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well, let's find out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is it? would you care to demonstrate?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahaahahah, that would be crazy

      is it? would you care to demonstrate?

      God hates fat fetishist and you will burn in hell when you die and go to prison.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ugh first Daria now this
    you people really do not understand how recent, and therefore made up, your unscientific nutrition paradigms are, do you?
    you're looking at a thing happening and being depicted everywhere and being like "why isn't the opposite thing happening like I was told?"
    fuckin put 2 and 2 together. she's a teenager. she has a functional metabolism. she's not on ritalin or antidepressants.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she's not on ritalin or antidepressants
      Isn't Raven literally suffering from depression, though? That's her whole arc..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have people indoctrinated into this nonsense since childhood, cut them some slack.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eat anything I want my entire life
    >never exercise at all
    >thin as a twig
    I'm convinced the answer is soda. You can literally have any diet so long as you cut soda and you'll be thin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I drink three energy drinks a week and I'm still thin.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You say it like that's a lot; energy drinks are sold in 3-5-8 hour boosts or so, maxing 24. They're meant to be drank 2-3 a day specifically to get you hooked. It's not a health drink, but at three times a week your body can handle it if you're not drowning it in crap otherwise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      However much you may think you're eating, I promise it's nowhere near as much as an obese person. You don't reach 300lbs+ without gorging yourself at every possible opportunity.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tea has absolutely no calories unless you add sugar or milk (she doesnt) and you can eat anything you want and never get fat so long as you only eat reasonable portions. For all we know Raven has a dew waffles in the morning and then eats fuck all except maybe a slice of pizza later in the day if the other Titans order it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fast metabolism. It's what I have. Sure it's slowed down a bit as I grow older but I'm still pretty thin despite eating like a fatty.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Copious amounts of sex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      with who? beast boy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like it would be pretty exhausting to get fucked by him.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    calories in calories out
    you stupid fucking retards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >calories in calories out
      complete nonsense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't

        I went from 245 to 165 pounds 10 year ago and it's insane cope too pretend that calories in calories out is wrong

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You must've had a parasite or something, calories in calories out just doesn't work.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're the kind of person to post on Twitter that Holocaust films need more people of size to be realistic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't invent science, just stating the facts.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You must've had a parasite or something, calories in calories out just doesn't work.

                >calories in calories out
                complete nonsense.

                This is what tumblr does to a dumb motherfucker.
                Which is more likely, you've somehow developed an X-Man tier mutation where your body generates mass out of literally nothing and thus solved every energy crisis forever, or you don't know how to do math?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no, he's the sort who's in denial about what he eats, he's not consciously lying to you, he's lying to himself.
              A common problem people have in the modern day is differentiating what they want things to be, from what is. it's not a new problem, but it's at it's highest level now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >armchair psychologist

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eats nothing but waffles and tea
    And pizza, you forgot that she has the same pizza affection as any teen

  11. 1 month ago
    The Singing Tree

    > She doesn't even exercise
    My guy she battles the forces of evil every teen titans tuesday she burns hella calories. Maybe not as many as Robin, but trust me she puts in the leg work just like the rest of them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she literally floats around and levitates objects, and when offered the chance to play sports with the other titans she sits out. She is the least physically active member of the Titans by far.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hurr durr how do calories work???/
    As long as she eats as many calories as she burns she'll maintain her weight.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's literally half demon. Anything about her biology can be explained by that.

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