ugh first Daria now this
you people really do not understand how recent, and therefore made up, your unscientific nutrition paradigms are, do you?
you're looking at a thing happening and being depicted everywhere and being like "why isn't the opposite thing happening like I was told?"
fuckin put 2 and 2 together. she's a teenager. she has a functional metabolism. she's not on ritalin or antidepressants.
>eat anything I want my entire life >never exercise at all >thin as a twig
I'm convinced the answer is soda. You can literally have any diet so long as you cut soda and you'll be thin.
You say it like that's a lot; energy drinks are sold in 3-5-8 hour boosts or so, maxing 24. They're meant to be drank 2-3 a day specifically to get you hooked. It's not a health drink, but at three times a week your body can handle it if you're not drowning it in crap otherwise.
However much you may think you're eating, I promise it's nowhere near as much as an obese person. You don't reach 300lbs+ without gorging yourself at every possible opportunity.
Tea has absolutely no calories unless you add sugar or milk (she doesnt) and you can eat anything you want and never get fat so long as you only eat reasonable portions. For all we know Raven has a dew waffles in the morning and then eats fuck all except maybe a slice of pizza later in the day if the other Titans order it.
You must've had a parasite or something, calories in calories out just doesn't work.
>calories in calories out
complete nonsense.
This is what tumblr does to a dumb motherfucker.
Which is more likely, you've somehow developed an X-Man tier mutation where your body generates mass out of literally nothing and thus solved every energy crisis forever, or you don't know how to do math?
no, he's the sort who's in denial about what he eats, he's not consciously lying to you, he's lying to himself.
A common problem people have in the modern day is differentiating what they want things to be, from what is. it's not a new problem, but it's at it's highest level now.
> She doesn't even exercise
My guy she battles the forces of evil every teen titans tuesday she burns hella calories. Maybe not as many as Robin, but trust me she puts in the leg work just like the rest of them
she literally floats around and levitates objects, and when offered the chance to play sports with the other titans she sits out. She is the least physically active member of the Titans by far.
>she's not thin
>porn
haha so funny
Magic burns a lot of calories.
Probably this. Magic is energy of some sort, and you can't make energy out of nothing.
What if this thread is actually a thinly veiled excuse to dump fat art haha wouldn't that be crazy
hahahahaahahah, that would be crazy
well, let's find out.
is it? would you care to demonstrate?
God hates fat fetishist and you will burn in hell when you die and go to prison.
ugh first Daria now this
you people really do not understand how recent, and therefore made up, your unscientific nutrition paradigms are, do you?
you're looking at a thing happening and being depicted everywhere and being like "why isn't the opposite thing happening like I was told?"
fuckin put 2 and 2 together. she's a teenager. she has a functional metabolism. she's not on ritalin or antidepressants.
>she's not on ritalin or antidepressants
Isn't Raven literally suffering from depression, though? That's her whole arc..
You have people indoctrinated into this nonsense since childhood, cut them some slack.
>eat anything I want my entire life
>never exercise at all
>thin as a twig
I'm convinced the answer is soda. You can literally have any diet so long as you cut soda and you'll be thin.
I drink three energy drinks a week and I'm still thin.
You say it like that's a lot; energy drinks are sold in 3-5-8 hour boosts or so, maxing 24. They're meant to be drank 2-3 a day specifically to get you hooked. It's not a health drink, but at three times a week your body can handle it if you're not drowning it in crap otherwise.
However much you may think you're eating, I promise it's nowhere near as much as an obese person. You don't reach 300lbs+ without gorging yourself at every possible opportunity.
Tea has absolutely no calories unless you add sugar or milk (she doesnt) and you can eat anything you want and never get fat so long as you only eat reasonable portions. For all we know Raven has a dew waffles in the morning and then eats fuck all except maybe a slice of pizza later in the day if the other Titans order it.
Fast metabolism. It's what I have. Sure it's slowed down a bit as I grow older but I'm still pretty thin despite eating like a fatty.
Copious amounts of sex.
with who? beast boy?
I feel like it would be pretty exhausting to get fucked by him.
calories in calories out
you stupid fucking retards
>calories in calories out
complete nonsense.
It isn't
I went from 245 to 165 pounds 10 year ago and it's insane cope too pretend that calories in calories out is wrong
You must've had a parasite or something, calories in calories out just doesn't work.
You're the kind of person to post on Twitter that Holocaust films need more people of size to be realistic
I didn't invent science, just stating the facts.
This is what tumblr does to a dumb motherfucker.
Which is more likely, you've somehow developed an X-Man tier mutation where your body generates mass out of literally nothing and thus solved every energy crisis forever, or you don't know how to do math?
no, he's the sort who's in denial about what he eats, he's not consciously lying to you, he's lying to himself.
A common problem people have in the modern day is differentiating what they want things to be, from what is. it's not a new problem, but it's at it's highest level now.
>armchair psychologist
>eats nothing but waffles and tea
And pizza, you forgot that she has the same pizza affection as any teen
> She doesn't even exercise
My guy she battles the forces of evil every teen titans tuesday she burns hella calories. Maybe not as many as Robin, but trust me she puts in the leg work just like the rest of them
she literally floats around and levitates objects, and when offered the chance to play sports with the other titans she sits out. She is the least physically active member of the Titans by far.
>hurr durr how do calories work???/
As long as she eats as many calories as she burns she'll maintain her weight.
She's literally half demon. Anything about her biology can be explained by that.