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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of Cinemaphilener are you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What kind of Cinemaphilener are you?
      Uh...the based kind?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm from reddit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made the Warwick Davis basement torture pic. Hey, uh, you're not going to kill me, right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is an honour.

        t. the char siu guy progenitor

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't cook nearly often enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A day doesn't go by that I don't ring the bell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so are ya chinese or japanese?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw this will become an actual question if shit hits the fan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're either
      >poltard
      >wojak/meme/trend spammer
      >serious business midwit
      >upvote with reaction images-er
      no exceptions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im an oldgay from 2016 a veteran from the first meme war
      you?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What made the scene so iconic? The glasses? The line? The cheek scratch and indifferent demeanor wielding a fully automatic assault rifle?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cliche guy driving in offscreen and hitting them in a car before the main characters die trope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was the nuance and ambiguity plus his confrontational yet witty/wry remarks and questions.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What made the scene so iconic?

      90% Jesse Plemons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat Damon is a kino machine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Frick and Suck".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The actor, really. He fricking delivers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the scene iconic, or the line? Everybody clocked it from the trailer, but who actually saw the movie?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What made the scene so iconic?

      90% Jesse Plemons

      Jesse Plemons is my favorite actor.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a paid crisis actor? yes, literally you

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re a fugly blonde actor?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the guy in the dump truck drinking a beer while this whole interaction goes down

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this actually a good movie?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's unmitigated trash. Just finished it and what a waste of time. I mean, it is awful.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A frogposter? That's what i'm talking about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Australian here. What could I have said to avoid getting shot? I'm thinking Nevada or Washington.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bongs, leafs and bogans all get a pass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >leafs
        Frick off Chang

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wyoming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idaho in your best Napoleon Dynamite impression or Ohio as Tourettes Guy.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he would have let them go if they stopped screaming after killing the Chinese spies? Also which group do you think he belonged to? How did the fat mutt get shot, did the magic bullet travel through the back of the car, through the rear seats missing the zoomer and the groomer through the driver's seat and jnto the fat man's side?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WF that went full warlord. That or a local militia larping in some uniforms.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was likely a member of a militia loyal to the federal government and was tying up loose ends before the federal army surrendered as in the next scene after he executes the two Chinese guys the journalists are told the federal army surrendered

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he say stuff about some loyalist state being "real Americans" or something? I think

      He was likely a member of a militia loyal to the federal government and was tying up loose ends before the federal army surrendered as in the next scene after he executes the two Chinese guys the journalists are told the federal army surrendered

      is right. Also he's a chuddy white guy wearing Rose Colored Glasses with Blood on His Hands. Of course he's with the Not-Trump character.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What kind of cuckold are you?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this movie was good normalgays would be buying those glasses like crazy

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See now that's American

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, you're just chinkroid average Cinemaphilehomosexual

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is Jesse Plemmons so fricking kino?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He found his style and he also has screen presence.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Kirsten Dunst trying not to crack up there?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BTW Jesse won the best actor prize in Cannes on Saturday for his work on Kinds of Kindness

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