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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All books are. Every adaptation fricks the source material hard.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Navidson Record is a shitty youtube analog horror series and the Johnny Truant parts are just lonelygirl15 style kino. You must be moronic if your imagination and creativity is so limited it cant outdo youtubers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'd need to do something special with the Navidson Record since a lot of the appeal is the formatting making reading it as much of a maze as the characters are experiencing. Any visual obnoxiousness wouldn't be accepted by movietards. Rock and a hard place

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make it a 10 episode series. I'm about 30% through it. I think you contain the bouncing around to individual episodes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm about 30% through it.
      get back to us when you've finished it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this really didn't need the million annotations gimmick. its fun the first couple times you go 3 layers deep or decipher something but none of it really goes anywhere meaningful since all the stories are just repetitions of similar themes
    you could just film the navidson record part and get the main point across

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i like johnny and zampano's asides

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this really didn't need the million annotations gimmick
      lil bro thinks he's nabokov

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally unreadable

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically prefer the sections with Johnny being an LA junkie frick up with mommy issues over the Navidson stuff

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They already made this a movie with Kevin Bacon called "You Should Have Left", but without paying for the rights.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LOST is actually a stealth House of Leaves adaptation

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only memorable part with Johnny truant is when the world goes dim as he is in the loft of the tattoo parlour and he feels a 4D creature breathing down the nape of his neck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was his memories of his mom choking him ya brainlet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The power randomly (no storm) went out when I was reading this part at age 15 and it scared the fricking bejeezus out of me. Whenever I see a "what books are actually scary" thread, I always think of that moment and this book, but I feel like it wouldn't work on an adult and under normal circumstances. 10/10 memory though

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Made a pretty fun game even if it got meme'd to death via youtube.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny Truant commenting over the rough cut of a Room 237 style documentary about the Navidson Record. Easy.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a corporate sellout

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      catbox dot moe/c/0rovev

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But why would you want to

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny that the navidson record is the backrooms 20 years ago. an adaptation of the book now would be accused of copying it

  15. 1 month ago
    Manifesting

    Lake Mungo guy could do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lake Mungo is a poorly written trash film that gets bailed out by decent atmosphere & one very effective scene that makes it all worthwhile.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Unreadable
    Once, while my gf in hs was working at wet and wild she was a lifeguard. I spent the summer reading this book while forcing he to grow out her bush and I still beat her with my dick, although I dove deeper into an abys I shant mention.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped maybe halfway through. Don't get the appeal. Meme book.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow all my replies are marked as spam

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do yuppies only read this book. This is why I'm never going to read it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      High IQ book gets high IQ readership

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deeeal with the Minotaur!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why teh house blue

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This dimwitted nepobaby's career evaporated because typesetting gimmicks were the only thing he knew how to do lmao

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally what is it with Redditor midwits and this book?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Film is closer to Poetry than the novel-- it's capable of adapting anything, especially now with digital. The only limitation is the imagination and ability of the talent concerened (and budget, lol).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go on then, make an adaptation of finnegans wake, chud, what's keeping you

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