literally what happens if you put the ring on your penis? Posted on November 20, 2023 by Anonymous literally what happens if you put the ring on your penis?
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous imagine that your typical hobbit has a yuge fucking snickers veins 12 inch wang
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous I'm cross eyed drunk and thought that thumbnail was ess to ess literally was gonna make this exact post although i did just finish jerking off
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous Nothing, unless you tell Galadriel about it and she has to deepthroat drain your balls over 3 hours until you're flaccid enough for her to seize it from you.
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous it would change the tone of the scene when Gollum takes it back with his mouth
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous gollum wouldn’t be able to fit his mouth around it. he would take one look and shuffle away in shame. my mom used to call me “elephant dick”.
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous erection that lasts more than 4 hours that's why gandalf warned him >never put in on [your big hobbit cock]
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous >ring tightens and wont come off >need to give it an opportunity to escape or your dick will eventually fall off
2 weeks ago Reply Anonymous >typing a word makes you a white supremecist why do you ever leave reddit in the first place?
it tightens and starts to vibrate
it doesn't stop
it's called penile strangulation and it involves a gangrene
The ring can't shrink THAT small anon.
what about for hobbits?
you know they're hung
hobbits have sausage fingers
imagine that your typical hobbit has a yuge fucking snickers veins 12 inch wang
no anon, I don't want to imagine that
hairy as well
you can't make disappear what is already invisible
Anyone else see an ass to ass scene in that thumbnail
yooo the requiem for a dream pump guy is on Cinemaphile
*pimp guy
literally was gonna make this exact post
although i did just finish jerking off
Nothing, unless you tell Galadriel about it and she has to deepthroat drain your balls over 3 hours until you're flaccid enough for her to seize it from you.
tolkien cbt fan????
In the book Eowyn stabbed imhim in the crotch
it would change the tone of the scene when Gollum takes it back with his mouth
gollum wouldn’t be able to fit his mouth around it. he would take one look and shuffle away in shame. my mom used to call me “elephant dick”.
It would be extremely painful
I'm cross eyed drunk and thought that thumbnail was ess to ess
Same but I'm not drunk just retarded.
>I'm cross eyed drunk
Sir it's 9:19 am
maybe in ur stink hole of a pajeet country
Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.
Same & perfectly sober here
I don't see any Mexicans.
Then even the Dwarves would laugh at your lack of girth
I'm length maxing
erection that lasts more than 4 hours
that's why gandalf warned him
>never put in on [your big hobbit cock]
>ring tightens and wont come off
>need to give it an opportunity to escape or your dick will eventually fall off
only your weiner enters the shadow realm
>double ended ring dildo between two negroids
The white supremacist is here!
>typing a word makes you a white supremecist
why do you ever leave reddit in the first place?
Mine is too big and brown to fit.
you should clean your dick