Literally what was his fricking problem? Being bald? Dick too small to please the ladies?
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Literally what was his fricking problem? Being bald? Dick too small to please the ladies?
An inferiority complex.
he fell down some stairs once
He believes that free will, even his own, is a farce, it doesn't exist, and he seeks to find the essence of this aspect of the universe, and wield it to prove it.
Darkseid isn't evil for some goal or profit in any way, he's evil to prove a philosophical point, that Evil and anti-will is the natural state of the universe.
this is why he's Superman's greatest enemy, he is his moral and philosophical opposite.
He's not Superman's enemy though, he's Orion's antagonist.
wrong, he is absolutely Superman's greatest foe, there is a reason Final Crisis ends with literally only the two of them existing, and Superman's "song" wins against his.
>Final Crisis
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sigh Don't tell me you actually read shitty events?
Not that anon btw
Final Crisis is literally what happens if Orion fails to defeat his father once and for all. That's what the whole "There was a War In Heaven" stuff was about. The Gods, even the New Gods, are bound by myth and Orion is suppose to ultimately triumph over Darkseid, which leads to the creation of the 5th World.
I'm aware of all this, I am telling you that regardless of Orion's very real story with his father, Superman his his true opposite in the Multiverse.
This is a very new aspect of his character that was honestly an invention OF Final Crisis. Much like the whole "We've never seen the real Darkseid; just what his shadow looks like when cast upon a specific universe." thing.
Besides, we already know that Darkseid won at the end of Final Crisis, so NO ONE is his true opposite.
So he's a Shonen Manga villain
well... yes. he cares more about his philosophy than anything else, would you rather him be a normal comic book villain just be CURAZY and Evil?
>would you rather him be a normal comic book villain just be CURAZY and Evil?
I was just pointing out that his ideals match that of Shonen MV
So wait if his own free will is a farce then whats the fricking point of proving this philosophical theory of anti life if the main goal would be i assume proving his point AKA ego driven goal which is itself from his free will
Also i like the idea of the anti life equation being some ultimate blackpill in the form of a math equation that makes people lose the will to live from seeing it at all. Kirbys highly overrated in alot of ways but thats a really cool and clever idea
>anti life equation being some ultimate blackpill in the form of a math equation that makes people lose the will to live from seeing it at all
What if I'm a moron and can't do math?
Given he's just part of a larger entity now, he was right.
Sounds edgy.
They should frick maybe then he'd be less uptight
Lex Luthor is Superman arch enemy
Orion is Darkseid arch enemy
Darkseid is not even his second arch enemy(Brainiac) his third(Zod) or his fourth(Doomsday)
If he really believes that, why does he feel the need to prove it?
Terrible psoriasis, dude's skin is like being wrapped in razor blades. You'd be pissed off all the time too
He wanted to bang Wonder Woman
Yes all this is canon, there are no alternate universe versions of Darkseid, he's above the entire multiverse
and? Banging wonder woman should be everyone's goal.
Yeah but his problem is she doesn't want to bang him. This is what makes him so angry all the time
Well, he did
He's an incel
Darkseid was suppose to be the representation of Evil in the classically mythological sense. He only had as much power as you gave him. When you don't fear Darkseid, he has no power over you and can be easily defeated. He seeks the Anti-Life Equation because robbing everyone of their free will robs them of the ability to CHOSE to stand up to him. But lesser writers didn't get that The New Gods existing outside of the scope of mortal men had more to do with them being beings of myth and not "The Final Bosses of the Universe". So Darkseid then just became "The Biggest Baddiest Bad Guy in the Universe".
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Free will doesnt exist, he will do whatever to prove it. He requires Anti-Life Equation, which proof his point, but even after obtaining it, he still couldn't control everything, and started to mald about the fact that Free will is a lie, and he goes onto a socio-economic rant about black people and porverty and how having limiting choice isnt free will at all.
kinda based ngl, but he must realize we dont care.
His problem was that life existed and he didn’t want it to.
He's the God of Order and you're a degenerate for wanting to do what you want.
tsk tsk
>take away his cool death waifuism and replace it with just another average and shitty ecoterrorist motivation
MCU thanos was boring and fricking sucked
>take away his most shallow character trait and make him an unstoppable malthusian space conqueror
don't worry when he comes back as Death's enforcer you'll finally get your bottle.
MCU thanos was fricking dull as shit. have a nice day for enjoying that watered down for normies shit iteration
Thanos is utterly normal outside of his few bouts of holding the Stones, he's just a somewhat powerful man with an abnormally high willpower, only the movies pathologized him as something important.
You got that backwards.
Thanos is moronicly powerful for no reason sometimes, like in Thanos Wins.
In the movie he needs the stones to beat anyone but Hulk, who just sucks in the movies.
will jobseid ever be as compelling as Thanos in the movies?
>umm he's the physical embodiment and god and source of evil that exists outside of the multiverse even though all he does is own a single slave planet and doesn't actually influence any of the evil that happens on other planets like Joker cannibalising babies in Gotham or Reverse Flash molesting Barry in disguise as his uncle
>uhh no he's a farmer that got some magic powers by killing some dudes he wants to prove a philosophical point by finding the anti-life equation even though there is a Life-Equation he initially learned from the Martians so that disproves any larger point about the nature of the universe if it's just two optional choices of powersource that is also sometimes a giant cyclops monster from another dimension that's not really a math equation at all
>durr no he's just a really advanced alien that turned evil because his mommy killed his gf please ignore any contradicting motivations he's tried to wear various times he's just evil because he is ok?
>duhh he's not the god of evil he's the god of order even though he's constantly saying he's the god of evil and going out of his way to do things that he says are just evil and serve no purpose for order like kicking puppies and raping made in abyss e-girls
He's just an evil superman with a semi-well-established evil space empire. That's the only thing that's ever been consistent about him and it's the reason people like him.
>and going out of his way to do things that he says are just evil and serve no purpose for order like kicking puppies and raping made in abyss e-girls
What the frick is made in abyss?
A series about e-girls being raped
You serious? Do they actually show the rape or do they chicken out and censor most of it like the goblin slayer anime did?
Season 2 is literally about how a e-girl was raped so hard and so much that she basically only gave the one baby she shat out that WASN'T an unviable preemie the angry and hatred to kill everything her rapists even built.
Also, there's a toilet that eats a e-girl out.
>Also, there's a toilet that eats a e-girl out.
He probably has three dickseids
Darkseid canonically has five penises
It's the Legion of Superheroes' fault.
Suddenly being Lord Evilbad isn't enough?
He never found the perfect chair.
having a terrible skin condition that lotion won't fix
he only has one outfit
Kirby intended Darkseid to be a paper tiger
His evil always just a looming threat
>Dark Lord and Ancient Evil villains are always jokes in comics
>They spend tens and thousands of years PLANNING to do their thing
>And immediately job to a bunch of literally who mortals from a less advanced or powerful society
>Instead of the reliable archenemies of the heroes who don't have the luxury of staying young and consistently do things and get things done!
Darkseid is a skirt wearing incel who can't solve a math problem and immediately gets BTFOed by the Chad Luthor.
Just an attention prostitute.
Why does his forehead have an overbite? I know he clearly hit every branch when he was falling out of the stupid tree, but were there some exposed roots? Do you think the glowing eyes make it hard to sleep? Like he makes himself mad thinking of the last time Superman kicked his ass, then his high-beams come on, then his high-beams stay on cause he's mad and his night is ruined?
He is literally the concept of evil itself.