>little boy actor. >grows older. >remains very short

>little boy actor
>grows older
>remains very short
Every. Time. Why does this always happen?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they usually pick the cute kids they can find, and usually cute means shirt and highly neotenous. Kids that are shorter than other kids tend to grow to be an adult shorter than other adults. High estrogen levels might contribute to more childlike or effeminate face, if so then explains why these actors end up so stunted like most homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That does make perfect sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most homossexuals are actually tall and bodybuilders

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He should have played Darth Vader.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a biker bar thug.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A while ago there was a schizo here who claimed they pump these child actors with some shit to keep them looking younger for longer and that's why they look fricked up when they age

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek, well it sounds plausible coming from Hollywood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They offer them cigarettes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah cute kids just turn into weird adults. It’s how it usually is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks fine. If he lost weight, he would be hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably estrogen pills
      Hollywood israelite convinces parents to put their kid on pills to ensure they stay "cute" as a child actor doesn't guarantee they'll be employed though mostly for the director's amusement

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is 1.65m even short? Im 5”6.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say it's on the short side for a man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1.65m is 5'5"
      it's shortest 20% of men, so in a room of 10 guys you are probably second shortest
      I am 5'5" myself, I am usually around girls heights, usually they are marginally shorter, but not by much.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bale turned out fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at his face he was an ugly kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ugly child

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >go for some digits
      >the guy tells me I must be this tall for doubles
      >mfw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bale is only 3cm taller than me
      I thought he was around 190cm, movies sure make people seem taller than they actually are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        most actors are manlets

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's actually hilarious that rlmgays got away with bullying him
    yeah it happened back in their early days but still.
    and then jay goes on a long rant how daisy ridley is not a mary sue. like somebody just insulted his entire family. what a joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moronic zoomer, he was bullied by his own class-mates in 1999 and onward
      RLM reviews came out in 2011 when he was already schizophrenic
      the prequels were shit, btw, and always will be

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >RLM reviews came out in 2011 when he was already schizophrenic
        Nope he was still doing conventions etc at that point. He wasn’t diagnosed until 2015.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Early RLM vids are really fricking embarrassing. Mike and Jay are such geeks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's amusing how buck broken zoomers are over the prequel reviews

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does this always happen?
    It’s pretty simple. If the part calls for a 10 year old, casting directors will look for a 12 year old that looks like a 10 year old, because the 12 year old is more likely to be a better actor. They were selected for their manlet features in the first place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good point

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's true,Macaulay Culkin is also a manlet

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He should play Yung Lean

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We would like to thank everyone for their kind words, their support, and goodwill. Jake has been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, but unfortunately he also has a symptom called anosognosia which causes a lack of insight into his illness.

    Wikipedia
    >Anosognosia is a condition in which a person with a disability is cognitively unaware of having it due to an underlying physical or psychological (e.g., PTSD, Stockholm syndrome, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, dementia) condition.

    How fricking convenient is it that there happens to be a condition that makes you unable to realize you're crazy? Not to go schizo here but the more I read about psychiatry the more it sounds like an absolute joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you're crazy and you just don't know it.
      Now you can either pay me six million dollars a year for psychiatric help or we're gonna have to institutionalise you.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The ammount of bullying was so massive he ended up a manlet for an extra dose of bullying during adulthood.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bit of a shame that Rupert Grint's eyes seemed to get increasingly sunken as he aged. He always looks hungover.

    Worked well for the "darker" final HP films but it's kinda limited him to broody roles or playing characters that are unwell. He's great in Servant.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just how many little boy actors have you been keeping tabs on, Anon?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Jake. He's had a rough life. When I briefly spoke to him years ago he seemingly had a good sense of humour. You don't see that in interviews he's done though.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1.83m

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't a cute kid

      Cute = estrogen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's amusing that they actively had to ugly him up in the later films.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bran from game of thrones sprouted in height like crazy. Still hideous and a godawful actor though.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they cast short kids

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Asa Butterfield is 6'0 now. Might be because british child actors are treated differently. On a second note, I think if they did a Joy Division biopic he'd be a great Ian Curtis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Might be because british child actors are treated differently.

      it's because we cast them based on acting ability. every US show or movie with child actors could have a Stranger Things-tier cast, they just choose not to.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >could have a Stranger Things-tier cast
        You are telling me you think the kids in Stranger Things are good actors?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are all still taller than Eliott Page.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly kid
    >chad adult

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    APPARENTLY THEY GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO DRINK THAT SLOWS THEIR GROWTH

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