Lizzo watched South Parks latest special, you can tell she really loves it and is a good sport.

Lizzo watched South Park’s latest special, you can tell she really loves it and is a good sport. Good on her for taking everything in stride.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not watching your show Trey

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's big of her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jack Black's wife in Star Wars.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile Lorde gets made fun of and is chill about it. Why are black women so sensitive?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're accostumed to play the victim card.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're accostumed to play the victim card.

      TBQF no one gets shit on like black women
      >black men treat you like shit
      >brown men treat you like shit
      >yellow men treat you like an animal
      >white women shit on you
      >white men generally ignore you or treat you like shit
      Black women who aren't fat sheboons are often cute and will have your back if you show them a modicum of respect. Since the bar is so low for how people treat them.

      >t. black single-mom (yet fine as hell) secretary lady went to bat for me and averted a literal coup for my position by my supervisor while I was out
      >she single-handedly thwarted his scheme to insert his bald gap-toothed orc troglodyte son-in-law at my job while I was on vacation
      He actually, factually planned for at least 3 years to usurp my position, waiting until me (project lead) and my boss' boss (division manager who would never have allowed it) were both on vacation (separately) for about a week.
      And he would have gotten away with it if Donna hadn't made some calls and "accidentally lost" paperwork and sent faxes to the wrong people. Including people in our company who would have put a stop to it on bureaucratic grounds (hard to rush paperwork against company regulations). Dude even had a ream of paper with timestamped but fake frickups, he would have fricked my ass before I knew what was happening.
      And she didn't even call me and frick up my vacay, I only found out when I got back how close my life came to being unraveled. God bless you Donna. Kevin I hope you get the clap and your house burns down, homosexual.
      And FWIW I've had sheboon secretaries who fricked up/sabotaged me who deserve the rope. It's a judgement call that only (You) can make.

      TL;DR
      Be nice to the (non-sheboon, hardworking) black office ladies, anons. It may save your life someday.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to mention:
        all I had to do was smile at her, ask how her kids were, help her out by filling out basic personal information on the beginning of forms (people would just dump forms on her without even filling out their own name/employee ID).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you married her.

        Seth Macfarlane just said "hah yeah we do that sometimes" when they'd poke fun of family guy and it would make Matt and Trey seethe and pants shit to no end.
        >According to Parker, “We kept running into people that are just like, ‘Oh, you guys do South Park – I love that show, and Family Guy. That’s the best. You must love Family Guy.’ And we were like, ‘No, we [really] hate Family Guy.’
        So much that they devoted an entire two part episode to this very premise.

        Trey Parker seems like an overly sensitive douche himself.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I should have.
          Now that I'm 36 a 15 year age difference doesn't seem like anything.
          Plus black don't crack. She was West Indies I think. Mocha skinned, big firm breasts, big white smile.
          frick Ima text her rtf now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Trey Parker seems like an overly sensitive douche himself.

          Basically, which is funny when you look at early South Park and see how referential it is with random shit that could be pulled from a manatee pool.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you the same guy from a few threads back who got a handjob from his older black coworker?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Black women who aren't fat sheboons are often cute
        So... one out of every thousand of them?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More like 10-20% but yeah

          Are you the same guy from a few threads back who got a handjob from his older black coworker?

          god I wish

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I need all of my WHITE BOYS to remember it's gonna be a BLACK QUEEN summer

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have seen probably dozens of plump black girls IRL wearing a Queen (the band) shirt, but google can't find me a single one.

          >stomp stomp clap
          >stomp stomp clap
          >we wuz, we wuz
          >kwaynes n' sheeeit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I worked with a young black woman once and she was cute, smart, hard-working, and incredibly mature for her age. She had been through a lot despite being so young. One day she told me, "You know, I wouldn't mind being someone's sidepiece." I told her she deserved to be someone's wholepiece.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          redpill me on ozempic, I never heard about this before but now Cinemaphile seems to talk about it every day. is it some kind of miracle drug that actually works?

          I hope this is true because that is a kino line

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >redpill me on ozempic

            It's a drug intended to treat diabetes. Once a week injection.

            It gets prescribed for the off label use of weight loss because it suppresses appetite. There's a lot of side effects and dumbasses who thought it was a miracle drug that would unfatten their asses are suing Novo Nordisk because they're experiencing these side effects now even though it's been disclosed in the information sheets included by NN in every box of Ozempic.

            Fatasses being overprescribed it actually caused a global shortage that lasted for a year or maybe more.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >[X] being overprescribed it actually caused a global shortage
              I need my fricking adderall.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They actually had to pivot manufacturing of the 0.25mg/0.5mg pens from Denmark to manufacturing and marketing a version with different concentration in different countries to meet with demand.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A diabetus drug that makes you so sick to your stomach that the thought of eating makes you feel even worse. The commercials that youtube bombards me with are just 60 seconds of a dude rattling off horrible side effects with a ripoff of some happy sounding one hit wonder tune from the 70s.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She wanted to be your sidepiece.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was almost old enough to be her father and I don't date coworkers. Seriously though if you want to meet young women (typically with daddy issues) who want to date an older man, get a part-time job delivering pizza and actually help in the kitchen between deliveries

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          TBQF no one gets shit on like black women
          >black men treat you like shit
          >brown men treat you like shit
          >yellow men treat you like an animal
          >white women shit on you
          >white men generally ignore you or treat you like shit
          Black women who aren't fat sheboons are often cute and will have your back if you show them a modicum of respect. Since the bar is so low for how people treat them.

          >t. black single-mom (yet fine as hell) secretary lady went to bat for me and averted a literal coup for my position by my supervisor while I was out
          >she single-handedly thwarted his scheme to insert his bald gap-toothed orc troglodyte son-in-law at my job while I was on vacation
          He actually, factually planned for at least 3 years to usurp my position, waiting until me (project lead) and my boss' boss (division manager who would never have allowed it) were both on vacation (separately) for about a week.
          And he would have gotten away with it if Donna hadn't made some calls and "accidentally lost" paperwork and sent faxes to the wrong people. Including people in our company who would have put a stop to it on bureaucratic grounds (hard to rush paperwork against company regulations). Dude even had a ream of paper with timestamped but fake frickups, he would have fricked my ass before I knew what was happening.
          And she didn't even call me and frick up my vacay, I only found out when I got back how close my life came to being unraveled. God bless you Donna. Kevin I hope you get the clap and your house burns down, homosexual.
          And FWIW I've had sheboon secretaries who fricked up/sabotaged me who deserve the rope. It's a judgement call that only (You) can make.

          TL;DR
          Be nice to the (non-sheboon, hardworking) black office ladies, anons. It may save your life someday.

          This is the gayest shit I've ever heard. Please return to reddit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She wanted to frick you, but can't leave Tyrone or he'll murder her. She'd rather he murder you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't have to white knight for them just because you're dating one anon...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah my fiance is white French, Norman hurritage but lives in BASED Brittany.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seth Macfarlane just said "hah yeah we do that sometimes" when they'd poke fun of family guy and it would make Matt and Trey seethe and pants shit to no end.
      >According to Parker, “We kept running into people that are just like, ‘Oh, you guys do South Park – I love that show, and Family Guy. That’s the best. You must love Family Guy.’ And we were like, ‘No, we [really] hate Family Guy.’
      So much that they devoted an entire two part episode to this very premise.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who is still watching South Park these days?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lizzo

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's fat as frick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's not fat she's big boned

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She sexually abused her employees tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she wasn't a black hamgalaxy, nobody would have complained.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *lizzos pr team handled her gay fish

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that dangerous crossroads where black fragility meets fat fragility

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h just needs to die of a heart attack already. I hate hos much atrbtion people give her.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t she just quit music because she couldn’t handle the bantz?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell a woman she looks like Lizzo and see how she reacts

      body positivity = fraud

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    family guy did it first

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le fat is awesome
    >le fat is healthy
    >Ozempic invented
    >holy frick give me that shit ill do anything not to be fat and unhealthy
    finally some honesty at least

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      invented
      >>le fat is awesome
      >>le fat is healthy
      >covid happens
      >ppl hate big pharma
      >inflation from covid
      >food is expensive
      >ozempic is released
      >>holy frick give me that shit ill do anything not to be fat and unhealthy
      >wow we love big pharma now!
      >southpark tells obvious jokes while shoveling in their bernie sander tier political propaganda

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wouldnt watch south park.

        and putting the fork down is way cheaper than some experimental drug.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >covid happens
        >ppl hate big pharma

        wut

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >colbert
          >people
          Choose one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never inject my body with poison
      >I don't trust these corporations
      >Ozempic comes out
      >give that shit to me RIGHT NOW
      Americans

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why so fat?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why was she canceled again?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The female reboot of Bird Up ruffled the wrong feathers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not fat enough for libtards.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where do fat ugly black women get the insane levels of confidence they have? Even the hottest white women have crippling insecurity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      [...]
      TBQF no one gets shit on like black women
      >black men treat you like shit
      >brown men treat you like shit
      >yellow men treat you like an animal
      >white women shit on you
      >white men generally ignore you or treat you like shit
      Black women who aren't fat sheboons are often cute and will have your back if you show them a modicum of respect. Since the bar is so low for how people treat them.

      >t. black single-mom (yet fine as hell) secretary lady went to bat for me and averted a literal coup for my position by my supervisor while I was out
      >she single-handedly thwarted his scheme to insert his bald gap-toothed orc troglodyte son-in-law at my job while I was on vacation
      He actually, factually planned for at least 3 years to usurp my position, waiting until me (project lead) and my boss' boss (division manager who would never have allowed it) were both on vacation (separately) for about a week.
      And he would have gotten away with it if Donna hadn't made some calls and "accidentally lost" paperwork and sent faxes to the wrong people. Including people in our company who would have put a stop to it on bureaucratic grounds (hard to rush paperwork against company regulations). Dude even had a ream of paper with timestamped but fake frickups, he would have fricked my ass before I knew what was happening.
      And she didn't even call me and frick up my vacay, I only found out when I got back how close my life came to being unraveled. God bless you Donna. Kevin I hope you get the clap and your house burns down, homosexual.
      And FWIW I've had sheboon secretaries who fricked up/sabotaged me who deserve the rope. It's a judgement call that only (You) can make.

      TL;DR
      Be nice to the (non-sheboon, hardworking) black office ladies, anons. It may save your life someday.

      because everyone shits on them
      They either are invulnerable or they don't make it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        TBQF no one gets shit on like black women
        >black men treat you like shit
        >brown men treat you like shit
        >yellow men treat you like an animal
        >white women shit on you
        >white men generally ignore you or treat you like shit
        Black women who aren't fat sheboons are often cute and will have your back if you show them a modicum of respect. Since the bar is so low for how people treat them.

        >t. black single-mom (yet fine as hell) secretary lady went to bat for me and averted a literal coup for my position by my supervisor while I was out
        >she single-handedly thwarted his scheme to insert his bald gap-toothed orc troglodyte son-in-law at my job while I was on vacation
        He actually, factually planned for at least 3 years to usurp my position, waiting until me (project lead) and my boss' boss (division manager who would never have allowed it) were both on vacation (separately) for about a week.
        And he would have gotten away with it if Donna hadn't made some calls and "accidentally lost" paperwork and sent faxes to the wrong people. Including people in our company who would have put a stop to it on bureaucratic grounds (hard to rush paperwork against company regulations). Dude even had a ream of paper with timestamped but fake frickups, he would have fricked my ass before I knew what was happening.
        And she didn't even call me and frick up my vacay, I only found out when I got back how close my life came to being unraveled. God bless you Donna. Kevin I hope you get the clap and your house burns down, homosexual.
        And FWIW I've had sheboon secretaries who fricked up/sabotaged me who deserve the rope. It's a judgement call that only (You) can make.

        TL;DR
        Be nice to the (non-sheboon, hardworking) black office ladies, anons. It may save your life someday.

        Someone should write a self help book for losers and social outcasts that's like The Black Woman Method and it just teaches you to cope by becoming galactic levels of confident and rumbunctious like a black woman

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he lacks the joie de vivre of a black woman

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              guess you haven’t seen that one webm of him shaking his tight little ass around like a drag queen

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really pay any attention to him, he seems like a deranged psycho

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Does anyone? He seems like a manufactured psycho to show how terrible men are who are not soÿ-drinking leftist feminist allies. The quintessential toxic male. I don't know anyone who subscribes to him. I don't even know if he makes books or has seminars or podcasts or whatever. I've never heard him mentioned by any of my friends. Or anywhere. Except on mainstream news where he's apparently extremely powerful and dangerous. It's fricking bizarre.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember last year or whenever it was when he was arrested a bunch of kids in Greece (?) did a march in protest

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's mostly among younger men and women. My friend's hot female zoomer coworker (I think she had an OnlyFans) asked my friend if he had ever heard of Andrew Tate, I guess she was interested in the things Tate was saying.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're only seeing a few rare, propped up examples. Spaces for actual femcels are full of depressed black women finding ways of coping.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They mine it from the cotton candy core of Clown World.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KFC, by the bucket.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this fat sheboon relevant? is this just part of the usual american Black person worship? do you really like obese female Black folk, anon? does your mouth whater when you see one?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know everyone loves to shit on modern south park, but the episode actually made a really good point about the way that the body positivity movement directly fuels the sugar industry (and fast food industry).
    I never really thought about the way that the sugar companies are definitely lobbying to make sure that fat is acceptable
    But I also didn't like the way that the entire episode seemed to be shilling really hard for ozempic

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the modern world is so fricking gay

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's as wide as the pic in the article

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually based lizzo unironically. south park has been fricking garbage for years. The fat israelites who make the show aren’t the authority for what is and isn’t cool. Go back to drawing little boy penises for your cartoon.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when she said she was quitting and the entire planet shouted with joy so then she had to walk it back? lol

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do black women look like they have mange when they dont wear a wig? Like Lizzos hair looks like its thinning and falling out

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry but I don't listen to fat people, women, or black people so I refuse to read whatever it is she is saying.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Staying that fat while dancing and singing and staying busy is genuinely impressive

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