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Lizzo's Big Girrrls
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Predict how long each will live, left to right
>The man will an hero within a year
>43
>38
>56
>34
>60 (money will keep her alive far longer than she should otherwise live)
>47
>44
>52
>45
>51
These women are job creators. Imagine how much work they're going to give cardiologists in the short time they all have left.
You missed 2 other men.
Which of the others are also men? If true, I amend those predictions to "within 3-5 years will an hero"
Who are the other ones? Other than the two on the far left, the rest of them just look like your run of the mill BBW.
>Predict how long each will live, left to right
This would be a great thing to gamble on and if I gave enough of a shit to ever wqtch this, I would try to seek a pool for it.
Is that a troony on the left? I fricking hate trans people.
Trans women are women, chud.
Imagine her fupa
Artie Lange has really hit career bottom, hasnt he?
With Gilbert gone and his bridges with Stern and Cumia completely burned; what else is he supposed to do?
MY DUNE
thought the same thing
el monstruo gordo de america
Not even sure trans “women” are human.
Good fricking god that thing needs to be purged
Are what?
Eh I'd frick it.
Based.
No they’re not.
not sure. could just be a hideous whale.
The 17head is a dead giveaway.
imagine being the guy who had to build the set floors
assuming none of the floors shattered, he probably deserves a raise
I know it smell crazy in there
No idea this actually existed, but judging from the pic Nocturnal Animals opening credits sequence has already been there
i would most of them thoughever
Cool more conditioning that will keep fatties from doing anything about their morbidity
the last one on the right actually has nice facial features, she just needs to lose weight
[[[[american]]]] culture
bro
happy for jazz tho frfr
Can't tell if it's a man or just a Samoan woman
I am Jazz
Jim fricking Sterling son
>fetch me a boy piter, and make sure he’s drugged I don’t want this one struggling like last time
The face of America
when you drift above the abyss, you'll do just about anything to prevent plunging all the way into it. this guy knows if he just stayed a guy he'd have zero value on the sexual market and just be another one. troony mode somehow kung fu's the zoomer brain these days to magically not make them just an ugly fat guy anymore, even if fat ugly troony that still somehow has more merit in today's social climate.
James Stanton (my fav game reviewer and activist)
I would seggs them all but Lizzo
If that one to the left isn't a troony it may be the most ugly woman I've ever seen
Is that Stav on the left?
I love Lizzo but the other chicks are some basic b***hes I swear to god
some of them aint even fricking women
Imagine seeing this in your Twin Peaks dream sequence.
why are we celebrating this?
imagine the food budget
Why is it suddenly popular now to be a weak disadvantaged moron?
A true chad destroys his competition before they even get out the gate
dunno but good news for you.
Claim your fatfu
>implying you get to choose
0-9, contestants from left to right.
Dubs, Lizzo. Trips, harem. LET'S GOOOO.
rollin
🙁
rollinrollinrollin
The one to the left of the bald b***h is objectively the best
You’re right, she actually has a really nice face
This, if she lost even just like 30 lbs she would look a lot better too
Is that not SZA?
since you are lazy
3 pls
For me its 3.
Nailed it bros. Call me Daniel Plainview because im about to start drilling for oil.
steph curry cuz you're nailing 3s
On a roll today. Bros, where should me and obese black woman #3 go for our first date?
Chinese buffet happy hour
You lucky bastard…
choose the form of the destroyer
1 , 3 , and 6 would not make me kill myself
Meh 7 aint so bad either
rolling for the troony
Gimme 3.
If you watch the show 6 and 9 are hands down the cutest.
There's a show?
What's the premise, do they have to try to board a yacht without it capsizing?
Lizzo needs backup dancers for her tour (big grrrrls as they are called) and they are auditioning.
It's a good mix of feel good schlock and ghetto shit if you are into reality tv.
God save me
>3
Yes!
>dubs
Frick
Get that alimony king
Oh god, i'm scared bros.....
I'll take it, frick the rest of yall
archi
6 get
3 7 or 9 pls
this shit is the most disgusting fricking garbage i've ever seen in my life
9 please. Fat insecure korean chick not only looks the best but you just know she's a generous submissive little slampig.
god, pls, number 9
there we go
I would take 3, but please God, please don't give me 0.
I'm afraid.
I'm fine with 2, 3, or 7. May the coom gods be merciful.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 and 3 are pretty cute tbqh
6 get
3 or 9 or death
7
ROLLING4LIZZO
Roll
Please let it be 3, 7 or 8
Give me the troony
See you all in Valhalla
Rollin for my waifu Lizzo
PLS A 9 BC AT LEAST SHE'S WHITE
3 is the only one I'd frick
3 PLEASE
Rroll
GIVE ME THE BEEF
Lizzie, 1, 3 or 7
Frick my life, I'm gonna end it now
Give me my fat harem
Rolling
Rolling.
come on, lucky 6!
kill me
bump
Give me the cute one next to the baldie.
uh oh
Whose ass will I die under I wonder
High key hope its 9. If she lost weight she'd look good
3 or kms
3 is pretty much the only acceptable result
wrong, none of these fat, and even worse, Black folk, are acceptable
I'm feeling lucky Anon
9 or 3
frick it
rolling, gimme dubs or a 9 mother fricker, 99 for both
pls 9
9 or 3
Listen close, listen hard!
Reminder that they find fat men disgusting and you have to be over 6ft with a 7 inch penis. Chuds.
You have to have a 7 inch dick just to get past the fat dude
4,8,9
4th from the left and the one on the far right I would be with and get them them to lose weight because it's a damn shame when fat women have cute faces.
America deserves our death
Half of them don't even look like girrrls
Honestly this kind of shit makes me think that socio-cultural collapse is inevitable and rapidly approaching.
This is some Late Roman Empire/Weimar Republic shit right here.
fatties die way earlier anyways, darwin will strike again
it fricks hormonal balance too, it's a problem that's gonna fix itself
You say that like there are people who treat it like anything other than a freakshow. This shit is deliberately provocative, that's the only way it survives. So in a way, the only reason it exists is because people inherently despise it.
It made me physically ill
That's the most American image I've seen in a while.
god damn i fricking love fat women
most of these Black folk are ugly (2nd left from middle is qt) but jesus fricking christ i love bbws so fricking much bros
Me too, but still wouldn't any of them. I went to the beach yesterday and all the fatties there were better than any of those creatures.
Ugh Americans… such gluttonous disgusting creatures.
well i like Lizzo up, would never haved guessed that it could be that great.
what the FRICK is that!?
Same energy
One of the winners, Yup as soon as a he showed up i knew it was rigged for him to win.
A big guy
it honestly looks like any average mexican dude who works in a shipping warehouse
a sentimental man or woman
I honestly would with #8
I don’t find black women attractive.
would*
*all
i'm not even fricking sorry. don't @ me.
That's fricking disgusting
And I like fatties
I think there is an obesity epidemic and it's a leading cause of death and that anyone trying to celebrate this shit as some kind of quirky personality trait should be given diabetes, heart disease and cancer.
I think I'm glad we don't have free health care.
I think I don't want to be an organ donor anymore.
I also think they aren't wearing heels because it would be an accident waiting to happen.
I absolutely love fat chicks, and I mean REALLY fat chicks, absolutely frickin crazy for them. However I cannot understand why every mainstream attempt to push fatties like in OPs pic or recent magazines can't actually get fat chicks which make me go awooga.
America is the Great Satan.
I hate fat women so much
>the majority of Americans will see this and think nothings wrong with it
America was a mistake
At least 6 of those things make their own gravity.
I havent seen it, but I do know I would worship the buttholes of every woman in that image
Far left and the one right next to lizzo are trannies.
I fricking hate American media.
behold the average american !
Americans are losers
Is this a screenshot of the latest Rings of Power trailer ?
Wait, why did someone photoshop a weird face on to the one on the left?
i'm starting to believe that slaanesh isn't fictional
I need more fat shaming kino.
Why do ~~*they*~~ continue to shove fat black women down our throats?
I'd frick every one of them
Wtf I swear that big homie on the left is the same dude who sung somewhere over the rainbow
Damn. The new season of My 600lb Life looks pretty litty fr on god.
to give credit to far left when i first saw it i wasnt quite sure if it was just an especially hideous woman or a troony
2>4>8>10>11>7>9>3>6>5>1
Why even bother ranking them? They're all horribly disgusting and no man would consider having sex with them.
Remember when she doxxed a food delivery guy? Vid sort of related.
Imagine the carbon footprint required to feed and clothe all of those people.
Id frick them all except for the transvestite until i die from exhaustion
wow ... this is absolutely disgusting ... but still. At least don´t give me the troony or the mongoloid. 3 and 9 have rather good looking faces so come on.
damn cursed image
I didn't. And I don't.
>One eye on the camera, one eye on the value meal.
please don't make fun of my cute wife Black Maisie Williams
At this point I'm convinced Lizzo must intentionally binge like a sumo wrestler to maintain her weight. You can't have such a busy career and have to do dance choreography training all the time and accidentally stay that fat.
She's probably on an 8K calorie diet for the sake of her brand.
She is easily eating 3200-4000 calories a day
That dance choreography is only burning about 150-250 a day. Most people VASTLY overestimate how many calories exercising burns
we could do more
daily reminder all "thicc" posters and people who like fat women are disgusting low self esteem men.
the ideal female body is slender, long legs, flat stomach, perky butt, decent boobs, and great face with thick hair. some sort fat women will have fertility problems and stink like feces and urine. thin is always in
she has pretty huge bush. noice.
Based truth speaker btfo's shitskin fat ass worshippers.
11 >>>> 4 >> 3 > 8 > 9 > 7 > 2 > 10 > 6 > 7 > 5 >>>>>>>> 1
I wanna vomit