PLEASE DON'T MAKE ELSA A Black person
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ELSA A Black person
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ELSA A Black person
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ELSA A Black person
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ELSA A Black person
I fricking hate how obsessed everyone is about generations. >inb4 some nerdygay comes in to tell me that generations have always been a thing
Yes but it wasn't OBSESSED over. People didn't constantly make every conversation lead back to generations. Some things were just an issue of the world without blaming an entire generaiton for all of the world's problems, "at least i didn't ruin the world you BOOMER" or saying an entire generation are lobotomized social media tech junkies with single digit IQs "zoom-zooms gonna zoom-zoom"
Damn it! This is going to end up in a monkey paw.. Okay, let's not panic, everybody, just don't think about the frozen reboot and it would be a meh movie.
Most of the original Disney films are still trash though, the romance larp, the free spirited women, etc. It was just less obvious social brainwashing. Disney was only good when it was just about Mickey & Co.
>Snow White >Romance larp >Two scenes of romance, the rest of the movie is Snow White, Dwarves, and the Queen being a c**t and mad that Snow White is pretty
>Cinderella >Has no interest in the prince, just wants to go have fun at the ball
""""rOmAnCeE lArP""""
So these are the people who call original Disney films trash.
>incel >muh social brainwashing >le evil israelite media Disney
>SJW >nuh it's fascist brainwashing >le evil fascist Disney
See, this is why American companies liek Disney are happy to allow much more relaxed approaches to copyright infringement and file sharing in the rest of the world. Because the rest of the world can actually cope with American media and will give it half a chance for preservation without turning it into a riot with bomb threats. Like comedians. Only in America is it considered normal to stab a comedian. And only in America do the right say it's an attack from the SJWs like it was never normal in their country when they had all the cultural power, making a constant problem out to be suddenly worse now. And only in America do the left talk preach woke about 'mental health advocacy' while cheering a person with mental issues when he tries to stab a comedian.
Your entire country needs to COPE. Because the rest of us have to COPE with YOU.
Not /misc/ and I don't really give a shit about race swaps but if they cast a non-white as Kristoff I will kms. The live action remakes have been awful but I love the Kristoff Anna relationship and I can't see it butchered further.
What does "live action" mean in a movie like Frozen?
All of Elsa's powers, the rock-trolls, the snow-creatures, and her ice-palace are going to have to be animated.
What's the point?
Didn't they learn anything from The Little Mermaid?
>Didn't they learn anything from The Little Mermaid?
Obviously no. Frick that shit btw, the worst film of 2023, yes, even worse than Super Goyslop Bros and Wokerbie.
The way Disney treats the Princess and the Frog makes them come across as shizophrenic, first they intentionally tank it to kill 2D prospects but then they try to pretend they were good with it all along now that diversity pandering is in
Why? The first Frozen turned 10 years old this year (feel old, i remember seeing this movie in theaters the day it came out). The second movie hasn't even reached the 5 year mark yet. Live action reboots/remakes used to only happen when a property wasn't relevant but was profitable and famous enough to still succeed. Little children everywhere still know what Frozen is.
Good. Now they can rape zoomer's childhoods for a change. For once, the live action version stands a chance to be better than the animation (except for Princess and the Frog. That one's actually all right).
Frick me, this'll be fun. I can't wait for 2030 >2030 >in cinema to see Pixar's new CGI epic DOORKNOBS >first trailer >DOORKNOBS: The Live Action Remake coming 2031!
>they eventually remake Oliver N Company >we get to see 80's New York in live-action >in every panoramic shot, pic related is nowhere in sight
Exactly how pissed off would you be at this minor, yet significant oversight?
Big lipped alligator moment in live action
Big Lipped alligator was from All Dogs Go To Heaven, you tourist.
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ELSA A Black person
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ELSA A Black person
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ELSA A Black person
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ELSA A Black person
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ELSA A Black person
Not gonna happen Gen A girls are obsessed with Elsa
stop trying to make 'generation A' a thing
there is no current gen. we are on 'gen not appearing in this film'
I fricking hate how obsessed everyone is about generations.
>inb4 some nerdygay comes in to tell me that generations have always been a thing
Yes but it wasn't OBSESSED over. People didn't constantly make every conversation lead back to generations. Some things were just an issue of the world without blaming an entire generaiton for all of the world's problems, "at least i didn't ruin the world you BOOMER" or saying an entire generation are lobotomized social media tech junkies with single digit IQs "zoom-zooms gonna zoom-zoom"
its dumb
You are right, but it's Cinemaphile, of course this site is full of those kind of morons
While Elsa won’t be black, she will be blacked
Nah she’s a lesbian she’s safe.
She'll be blacked by a woman. 2 for the price of 1.
Froze N
Elsa will be replaced by Frozone
I'd pay to see Sam Jackson do it
Improved.
That happen about 3 times on brodway
why her hands white?
Looks like gloves
Come on anon, we all know Anna will be the Black person.
making her a lesbian is literally wore than that
Please do
no black cauldron... a movie that could benefit from CGI.
wow they're already remaking the CG ones now?
They will never touch the good films after Snow White and only the terrible shit like Frozen so I do not care
Ratigan is giving the sauce and so should you.
Damn it! This is going to end up in a monkey paw.. Okay, let's not panic, everybody, just don't think about the frozen reboot and it would be a meh movie.
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what do these random numbers mean?
the great sauce detective
How would Ratigan fare as a Skaven?
Most of the original Disney films are still trash though, the romance larp, the free spirited women, etc. It was just less obvious social brainwashing. Disney was only good when it was just about Mickey & Co.
>romance larp
So you never watched the movies.
>Snow White
>Romance larp
>Two scenes of romance, the rest of the movie is Snow White, Dwarves, and the Queen being a c**t and mad that Snow White is pretty
>Cinderella
>Has no interest in the prince, just wants to go have fun at the ball
""""rOmAnCeE lArP""""
So these are the people who call original Disney films trash.
>social brainwashing
Ok incel
>incel
>muh social brainwashing
>le evil israelite media Disney
>SJW
>nuh it's fascist brainwashing
>le evil fascist Disney
See, this is why American companies liek Disney are happy to allow much more relaxed approaches to copyright infringement and file sharing in the rest of the world. Because the rest of the world can actually cope with American media and will give it half a chance for preservation without turning it into a riot with bomb threats. Like comedians. Only in America is it considered normal to stab a comedian. And only in America do the right say it's an attack from the SJWs like it was never normal in their country when they had all the cultural power, making a constant problem out to be suddenly worse now. And only in America do the left talk preach woke about 'mental health advocacy' while cheering a person with mental issues when he tries to stab a comedian.
Your entire country needs to COPE. Because the rest of us have to COPE with YOU.
reboot the emperor's new groove dammit!
Or better yet, Kingdom of the Sun.
If we can't have the original cartoon version, then make a live action one.
Kingdom of the Sun would never have been good.
>rumored
meaning not real, and just rage baiting
There’ve already been rumors about who’s going to play Tiana months ago
Zero chance, she's like almost 40. Also, hire an American black chick?
>hire an American black chick?
Who cares, it's all the same shit
>more rumors
ok
>All these movies are less than 15 years old
Not /misc/ and I don't really give a shit about race swaps but if they cast a non-white as Kristoff I will kms. The live action remakes have been awful but I love the Kristoff Anna relationship and I can't see it butchered further.
Those movies aren’t even 20 years old yet.
watch them make Naveen fricking Chinese just to mess with everyone
What does "live action" mean in a movie like Frozen?
All of Elsa's powers, the rock-trolls, the snow-creatures, and her ice-palace are going to have to be animated.
What's the point?
Didn't they learn anything from The Little Mermaid?
>Didn't they learn anything from The Little Mermaid?
Obviously no. Frick that shit btw, the worst film of 2023, yes, even worse than Super Goyslop Bros and Wokerbie.
If they change nothing live action frozen makes at least a billion
taylor swift as elsa, highest grossing movie of all time
>What does "live action" mean in a movie like Frozen?
They called the new Lion King "live action".
They don't care about what words mean.
The way Disney treats the Princess and the Frog makes them come across as shizophrenic, first they intentionally tank it to kill 2D prospects but then they try to pretend they were good with it all along now that diversity pandering is in
At this rate in a few years a movie is going to be made and a month later there will be a live-action remake of it announced.
>The Minions live-action remake
I want a live-action Moana remake where she's leading her people in search of Maui and not sailing alone
Elsa and Rapunzel will be a Black person and the princess and the frog girl will be played by a troony
Whats a single woman to a Board of Directors wanting a new tax deduction?
>black Rapunzel
lol go on then. give her non-black hair. see how that works.
Why? The first Frozen turned 10 years old this year (feel old, i remember seeing this movie in theaters the day it came out). The second movie hasn't even reached the 5 year mark yet. Live action reboots/remakes used to only happen when a property wasn't relevant but was profitable and famous enough to still succeed. Little children everywhere still know what Frozen is.
Disney is creatively bankrupt and stinging from a series of flops.
Same reason we're getting frozen 3
Doesn't Disney know it still has like a hundred movies from before 2000 that it could be remaking reasonably?
Good. Now they can rape zoomer's childhoods for a change. For once, the live action version stands a chance to be better than the animation (except for Princess and the Frog. That one's actually all right).
white tiana
black elsa
latino punzie
Elsa needs to be Pacific Islander, Rapunzel should be black, and Tiana should be white.
>"Live Action" P&F
>They're fricking frogs 90% of the film
God imagine if they don't get David even though he's still working.
>Live action princess and the frogs
>the only live part are the first 5 minutes
Frozen only came out NINE YEARS AGO!
Frick me, this'll be fun. I can't wait for 2030
>2030
>in cinema to see Pixar's new CGI epic DOORKNOBS
>first trailer
>DOORKNOBS: The Live Action Remake coming 2031!
I wouldn't mind an Indian Rapunzel
>they eventually remake Oliver N Company
>we get to see 80's New York in live-action
>in every panoramic shot, pic related is nowhere in sight
Exactly how pissed off would you be at this minor, yet significant oversight?