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  1. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >you have cancer
    >I'm volunteering you for assisted suicide. I've also taken the Liberty of preemptively writing your will for you and leaving all your possessions for a family of Indian immigrants.

  2. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    uk edition
    >you have cancer
    >you on the waiting list to get treatment just try no to die in the next decade

  3. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >getting treatment in a week

    lol more like you wait 2 years for a specialist and die of complications/spread in the interim

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      uk edition
      >you have cancer
      >you on the waiting list to get treatment just try no to die in the next decade

      >you have cancer
      >I'm volunteering you for assisted suicide. I've also taken the Liberty of preemptively writing your will for you and leaving all your possessions for a family of Indian immigrants.

      Do your countries really not practice triage? In my country a lung cancer patient is guaranteed to start treatment within four weeks of being referred by his GP.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Triage doesn’t matter in my country. You call for an ambulance, they will take half a day to arrive.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Every medical story seems to have a bent or conclusion from the start
        Sort of like stories about the NHS in Britain

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's two weeks in the UK

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's usually that here as well, but the estimated time frame for diagnosis is 7-21 days.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nah my mom had the same exact diagnosis and started treatment 5 days later.

  4. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Walt had Stage-3 lung cancer, he was going to die within 2-3 years regardless of where he lived.

  5. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine trusting your healthcare to Epstein’s client list

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      You already made this post yesterday.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn’t mean he’s wrong

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Epstein’s client list fan

  6. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is that why people with terminal illnesses routinely travel to the US to obtain treatment?

  7. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >literally gets told it cannot be operated on
    >doesn't go for a second opinion
    this is how your post should read, op.

  8. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    more like
    >good news is it's free
    >treatment starts in 6 years

  9. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    i was reading about how the waiting list has gotten so long they just ship Canadians to the US for treatment now

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      they don't ship em, canadians just take trips down here

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        People from all over the world come to the US for expedient and comprehensive healthcare of the highest quality. Anyone mocking the US healthcare system is just coping and seething in jealousy because they know how much better our doctors and hospitals are.

  10. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    don't ya know you can always try killing yourself there guy

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Mark your calendars, Day of the Rake is March 17, 2027. That's when MAID will become available to people solely suffering from mental illness, no longer requiring a physical issue to be legally killed. 41%'s gonna get a lot higher that day.

  11. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >"You have cancer"
    >"We recommend suicide"

  12. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >stupid amerimutts! socialized healthcare is so heckin based!!! I love selling my war medals instead of waiting for 8 months behind countless undocumented shitskins!!

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Well at least she's white so good for him

  13. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Free market healthcare is far better than American healthcare.

  14. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    He started cooking meth to leave some money for his family not to treat his cancer

  15. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    US version:
    >you have cancer, it's too late to treat
    >can I go see another doctor who is willing to try to treat and pay him
    >sure but it probably won't work
    >I'll try anyway

    Canada version:
    >you have cancer, it's too late to treat
    >can I go see another doctor who is willing to try to treat and pay him
    >no but we can kill you, does that help?

  16. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe prior to our government collapse and mass pajeet immigration.

  17. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Norway edition
    >you have cancer
    >you have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow, make sure you bring an overnight bag
    Literally happened to a friend of mine.
    He died anyway, but that was because the symptoms were so mild and vague he didn't go see a doctor about it until it was too late

  18. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Treatment by an Indian doctor with a fake degree from the Medical Institute of Calcutta starts in 6 months

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't even know he had cancer
      kek'd

  19. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Breaking Bad China
    >Walt goes to jail because he made a passing comment to a colleague about Mao Zedong and it came out wrong
    >He gets shot in the head in captivity after the police plants heroin on his cell
    >he didn't even know he had cancer

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      how you create an entire country of ass-kissers.

  20. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Breaking Bad Canada

  21. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ireland
    >"you don't have cancer Hank, nothing to worry about"
    >2 years later
    >"Ah shit sorry about that we didn't detect that massive tumor sorry."
    Meanwhile the lads in charge a couple of years back keep getting promoted and nobody pins the blame on them because some report or commission just says it's a "general failing"

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      frickin hell, its bad in ireland too?

  22. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Your treatment will start in two years after Ranjeet and Pooveesh get their treatment first. Of course, killing yourself is always an option.

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