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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder this was supposed to be a series they chopped down and cobbled together a movie from.
    Must be awesome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they tried that once

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dreamworks face

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And I enjoyed it. I would have totally watched that series.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is she white
        WHY IS SHE WHITE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she got bleached both figuratively and literally

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She titty-fricking that crystal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More than once.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          King of Thieves was honestly kind of good.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they tried that once

          i thought the x games goofy movie sequel was good

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AH YES HA HA
    ALOHA, MY PEOPLE!
    WATCH THE BRAND NEW TRAILER FOR MOANA 2 STARRING YOURS TRULY, DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON. IT WILL BE THE EVENT OF THE YEAR, BELIEVE YOU ME. AND SPEAKING OF EVENTS, BE SURE TO ALSO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR OUR BRAND NEW TEREMANA BLANCO TEQUILA BLEND, IN STORES NEXT WEEK!

    STAY LITTY MY PEEPS. MAHALO!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but I don't drink rockman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I GOT A CASE OF THE WEDNESDAY FRICK-ITS. TREMANAAA! HA HA!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The guy who got raped by Pat Patterson? You're lookin' at him yo!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a big guy. How old was Rock when Pat put his penor inside his anus?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rock is a geet guy
      OUR GUY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BASED Dwayne "The '"Litty" Rock" Johnson

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait till you learn that they already working on a live action remake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They better cast the same chick as Moana in that too, se thicc af fr fr

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where did the Disney talent go?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Laid off to make way for californian they/thems

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Our white and israeli creatives (rich kids) have been very effectively subverted through their superiority complex in the same way that nonwhites have been weaponized through their inferiority complex. Women, LGBTs and nonwhites don’t want things to be good, pretty or interesting, they want to be pandered to and validated and they especially want for the source of their insecurity to be invalidated. Crazy to be a leftist for most of your life and then find out what these people are, that they don’t actually have beliefs or care about things, that empathy to them is just a thing to weaponize so of course they can’t create.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon here gets it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reminds me of that liberal who got stabbed in New York city

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you mean the one where his white girlfriend just stood there with absolute 0 emotion afterward? Man, leftist white women/feminists are so insanely good at tiptoeing around nonwhite rape, assault, abuse, murder and even just the overall hatred of women, like the only way you can get a real reaction out of them is by being a white man that maybe sits kind of selfishly on the subway or whatever shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they want to be pandered to and validated and they especially want for the source of their insecurity to be invalidated
        I'm white and i'm also like this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And you’re an incel or what?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=2kbS3cGvfWlemJrx

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they cancel the live action remake and make a sequel instead?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney is doing both. They were able to get Dwayne on board as an executive producer for both kinos. Remember that the live action Moana ha

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would be more successful if it starred an orange cat.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moana was genuine kino. Fun adventure, beautiful visuals, great songs and a delicious brown waifu. The last truly good movie in the little golden age Disney had going in the 2010s that started with Tangled.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Encanto has a pretty damn good soundtrack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but the movie itself was pretty bland.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon...
    Make way, make way!
    Anon it's time you knew
    the site of Cinemaphile is all you need...
    The posters are practising! They post to an ancient meme.
    (who needs a new meme, this old one's aaaall we need)
    This tradition is our mission and Anon there's so much to do,
    (make way!)
    Don't Trip on the board
    That all you need...

    We share everything we make!
    (We make!)
    We joke and we waifu our mascots
    (aha!)
    The drawgays come back from the booru
    (I wanna see)

    Don't walk away
    Anon, stay on the board now
    Our people will need a mod
    And there you are

    There comes a day
    When you're gonna look around
    And realise happiness is
    Where you're not

    Consider the catalog!
    (The what?)
    Consider its feed
    We use each part of the catalog
    That's all we need

    We take our mess from the writers
    (We take our mess from the writers)
    The author's tweets inside
    (The author's tweets inside)
    We use the quotes to build canons
    (We use the quotes to build canons)
    We shut up the neet inside
    (We shut up the neet inside)

    Consider the storytimes
    (Consider the storytimes)
    The bumps and the feeeels!
    (Wah!)
    The Win-O gives us what we need

    And no one leaves...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, anon, but the likelihood of this being AI is too high for me to bother reading it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are they philipeno?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the Dwaynester so desperate?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lmao what
    Disney is making a sequel to a movie that did well. What's confusing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no room for a sequel in the story

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why didn't you bring the pig last time
    Okay I chuckled at that line

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's going to redeem herself with this one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >please take the hint and leave me alone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never start a LTR with an alcoholic, no matter how cute they are when you first meet them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shame she can't un-abort her babies as well.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >think op is a moronic esl falling for an ai shitpost
    >it's actually real

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moana was disney's last great film.
    I'm sure they'll find a way to make this shit

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Schaff will be very happy

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney gave us both Zootopia and Moana in 2016
    >8 years later, their movies are mediocre at best and losing them hundreds of millions

    How did things go wrong so fast?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is encanto any good?
    Don't bother replying if you have brain worms.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      extremely forgettable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's unfortunate. Last one I liked was soul and that was mostly because of the non-afterlife bits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay. 6/10. Has some cute girls and catchy songs.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moana was good because Ron Clements and John Musker directed it. They aren't involved in this one at all and Musker has gone on record basically saying Disney has lost its magic.

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