lmaoing my ass off

lmaoing my ass off

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are boomers so violent

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why are zoomers such pussies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I know better, shut up and listen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lead paint and lead gas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lead, trump, etc the list goes on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dont let the police murder people. Simple as…

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t chimp out on drugs when a cop (rightfully) arrests you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No vr goon station

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God complexes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up or Ill slap you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lead poisoning. not even a joke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"my parents hit me and I turned out great"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        turned out a sight better than the shithead kids we have now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lead paint and asbestos

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do youtube thumbnails always look "like that"? this one's pretty tame but we got these otheramateur documentarian retards putting "E V I L" in big bold letters with a hundred arrows pointing at the subject.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It activates something in the brain. A long time ago youtubers stumbled across the perfect formula. Thumbnails are similar to tabloid covers in some respects but can also be much more deranged and sinister since youtubers dont have a board of stockholders and stodgy editors keeping them somewhat-professional

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It asks a question intellectually (What's going on here? That looks new, haven't seen that.) And it asks a question emotionally (What has happened and what will be done to rectify this injustice?)
      Clicking on and watching the video is the answer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love those thumbnails
      >my police camera is ON???
      >but I'm FBI?
      >my life is OVER?!
      >I'm going to JAIL?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ive been laughing at this pic for 5 minutes. I don't fucking know, but thanks, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Times EVIL teachers got caught!
      >sex pest pajeet
      >female teacher that fucked 13 year olds
      >tipsy 60 year old woman

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my parents used to hit me, I don't see a problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well seeing you're now a Cinemaphile poster they clearly didn't hit you enough.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting how it's always white people in these videos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Other races do it, just no one cares.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My parents whooped my ass, but they did it strategically, only when it was really deserved. When kids are little, they don't think logically and don't understand adult reasons not to do this or that, but they sure as shit understand not to do something if they know they're in for an ass whooping if they do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The impression I get is that what fucks up children is inconsistency and hostility. Abandonment or malice. The corporal vs psychological approach seems irrelevant to me. What is relevant in both is whether the practices are abusive. But getting too focussed on parental misdeeds also gets in the way of asking what parents are supposed to be doing in a positive sense. Which to my mind is to be creating people who take care of themselves. Which is a combination of making people able to take care of themselves, and psychologically inclined to take care of themselves. Skill and morale.
      Anything that damages children and young adults' development of self-sufficiency (for example the acquiring of skill), or damages their inclination to win (their morale), could be called damaging and abusive. This might not include the use of low-level, predictable, proportionate corporal punishment. It might include psychological undermining, which I think has tended to be the more recent tool of choice in lieu of physical violence. To instead intentionally damage the psyche of children to create demoralised animals that will submit to the will of the parent without the need for physical intervention.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Basically poor people are abusing their kids by instilling loser values

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    police bodycam bros... I'm in love

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that was kino. I would have turned my bodycam off and negotiated with her if you catch my drift

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would have handed her a ticket that said "tackle me to the floor right now" so I could use the universal cop excuse of my camera was accidentally turned off during a physical altercation then negotiated with my penis in her vagina.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        English, Doc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one of these chicks was drunk driving and cried over getting dumped or cheated on and the cop that pulled her over let her go with a warning and ended up dating her. ONCE AGAIN IF YOU'RE A ATTRACTIVE WOMAN YOU CANNOT LOSE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did she?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At some point people tacidly agreed that kids are the state's property

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How about children are neither states property nor your personal slave to physically beat or fuck whenever you want you ghoul

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but sometimes kids need their ass beat. society is too pussified.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the video and the lady shown isn't in any of the scenarios, and none of the scenarios even involve children being beaten.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying they just picked a picture of a random person who happened to look scary, I.E. someone "visually hateable" for midwits, and then used it as emotionally-weighted clickbait?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hitting your kids is fine
    >hitting your parents isn't
    Explain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is fine to hit your parents, you just have to do it right. There are plenty of parents afraid of their children, especially mothers.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got hit and choked as a kid and I turned out juuuuust fine. Wait.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anons wonder why society's falling apart then they cheer as parents get arrested for disciplining their children.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ermm no you cant hit your kid because... well he belongs to the government or whatever the constitution says

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if he's not my property he must be someone else's

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Triples of powerful argumentation. You got him.

        Hitting your children is fine

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will beat your children if they act up on a play date and you won't do shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          tell you what, I can mail some of my kids to you in an envelope and you're allowed to do whatever the fuck you want with them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hitting your children is fine

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my mom is schizophrenic. she told me that I have to wear a buttplug so my shit won't fall out. one day at the elementary school I failed to put it back after taking a shit, paniced and asked my teacher to help. my mom lost her parental rights after that. I lived with grandma ever since

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you gay now? Because if you aren't, you should be.
      And I'm sorry about that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you gay or anything now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember this from years ago
      Are you the same guy or just larping?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      7/10, you could do better

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I got hit as a child and I turned out fine
    >therefore I want to hit my children, and for other people to hit their children

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      furthermore, I want it socially acceptable for any adult to hit my kids if they're fucking up

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Click bait.
    The old woman isn't even in the video.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >PARENTS HIT ME I TURNED OUT FINE

    Lol, no you didn't. I haven't met a single person who made this statement that is actually unironically fine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't turn out fine but I don't think it was because of the hitting.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    America, land of the fre-ACK!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people who beat children are just as bad as pedophiles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      horseshoe theory
      child lovers and child haters both ok with beating them off

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >My parents hit me when I was growing up and I ended up better for it
    What they meant:
    >My parents took a belt to my ass a few times when it was deserved like causing damage to the house or stealing moms credit card like a cunt
    What people online interpret it as:
    >I didn't eat all my vegetables so my dad slammed my head against the table, I got a bad grade and my mom threw me out the window and let the family dog maul me

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If beating your kids was good, naggers would be stand-up citizens. There's nothing necessarily wrong with a quick spank/slap in extreme cases of misbehavior, but routine beatings/beltings/whatever for minor missteps is ape behavior.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when x realizes y
    god im already sick of this algorithm trend

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who wasn't beaten as a child turned out as a spoiled manchild with emotional issues

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was beaten as a child and now I'm a 28 year old virgin who's incapable of forming emotional connections, so I use Cinemaphile as a friend simulator.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You turned out that way cause you were bullied in school, not because of your parents.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nta but i'm the same as him but was never bullied in school.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nta but i'm the same as him but was never bullied in school.

      Same but I was never beaten as a child or bullied in school. What went wrong?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even as a child who was beaten by his father I think if you never hit your kid then they'll think they are invincible and walk all over you if they are a little shit. I was beaten for no real reason but plenty of the rotten kids I knew were kept in line by parents spanking them. People should have common sense and know the difference between abuse and some necessary punishment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Curse you reasonable opinion man.
      Stealing, lying, or beating other kids is entirely their wilful decision even at a young age. Go for it.
      However, taking your anger out on your kid because he accidentally spilled some orange juice but really the anger stems from your own gambling losses on the stock market... not the brightest move.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never been hit and I was shown my place through other means. Since I am not a braindead cunt, those other means usually meant logical reasoning. I understood and behaved. My parents are smart, they intellectually overpowered me. It worked.

      Maybe if you are shoe number iq, your children are also and you don't see other way. Disclaimer: not native English speaker.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Read Starship Troopers, it gives a good explanation on the importance of beatings for young generations

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