>Local theatre is implementing a couples only rule for Valentine's Day

>Local theatre is implementing a couples only rule for Valentine's Day

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to a singles night at your local wherever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those aren't for us either...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        then suffer closet gay

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You think that's bad, you should see what they have planned for black history month...

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rightly so. I dont want no incel weirdo staring at my girlfriend

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >University is adding a couples only rule during finals week

    Looks like I'm gonna fail this semester

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not going gay with your buddy to get past this rule
      the mandatory make out checkpoint into the classroom to root out fakers made it pretty weird though

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >parents now have a couples only rule for the living room

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    go with a friend and if anybody says anything call them homophobic, demand to see the manager and then demand free tickets or whatever.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah right.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For good reason

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /tv/, you don't actually go to the movies alone.... do you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I try to go when nobody is there. being in a theater nearly alone is great.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go with a mate and pretend to be gays. Don't worry I'm sure it will come naturally to you.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >couples only rule for Valentine's Day

    Just print out picture, frame it, and buy an extra seat and put her picture on it. If you can get your hands on a pouch and fill it with dirt that you can hang from the picture, even better. Claim it was your wife and she died of cancer. No one will question it and maybe you'll meet some girl that feels sorry for you.

    A nice rule of thumb I live by when presented with a problem is ask myself: what would Saul Goodman do?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just me and my AR-15.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >going to a local theater on valentines day
    >not staying at home by yourself and violently jerking off while staring out the window with a kino of your choice on as background noise
    The frick are you doing with your life?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Walk in, drop your trousers, and say "I got a couple...

    > ... a couple of DEEZ NUTS!

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh no

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >couples only event in mall
    >see neighbor, we talk a lot as I'm the only one she knows in the mall
    >event emcee mistook us as couples calls us to participate
    >I jokingly asked her to go with me
    >she agrees
    >never made a move during our time together
    >days later she always wave and smile at me. she's more attached to me than usual for several months
    >still haven't made a move, despite my friends and even her brother telling me to go for the kill
    >she finish high school last year
    >she goes to college
    >months later saw her with a guy on a supermarket, presumably her bf
    >she saw me, never even smiled.
    >its almost I never exist

    frick me.
    also, I kinda felt the feeling that she's mad at me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah dude, you didn't make a move. She probably thought you didn't like her. Next time just ask "may I kiss you."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      supremely pathetic pls go back home

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        her mom and my mom are friends. and would people say if out of nowhere she dated me. she just turned 17 and I'm 26

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    say you're asexual sue them for discriminating against you

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fine ill just take my mom like i usually do

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *