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  1. 2 years ago
    Nigger slayer

    Sonic the hedgehog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hedgehog pox

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be mutant
    >your friends have reality altering magic
    >or semi invulnerability
    >or energy beams
    >or teleportation
    >you happen to be some guy with ugly spikes on his face
    Its not fair bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He could easily hide his mutation and live a normal life. So that's a plus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So could Wolverine if he wasn't such a spaz.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except for when the Sentinels can sense the mutant gene a few years later and eliminates all of them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So when will homophobes invent Sentinels who can sense "gay gene"?
          I mean X Men are allegory for LGBTQ and minorities being hated and hunted after all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > Sentinels who can sense "gay gene"?
            most heterosexual humans can sense homosexuals. with man its usually easy because they act and speak like women. women on the other hand can hide quite well but you can also tell dykes from real women with enough experience.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there is no gay gene so they are safe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she'll stop laughing now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He forgot in the greentext
        >Asian male
        So your chances of getting in bed with the white lady are about 0.0%, similar to your odds of impressing fellow mutants with your powers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How about mutant powers not working on you? Pretty lame as well.
      Most use it gives you is sleeping with Rogue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Game name?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Roguelike
          https://f95zonegames.com/renpy-rogue-like-evolution-v0-996b-oni/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

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            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

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          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is it a porn game? The ads on the site are kinda sussy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

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              https://f95zone.to/threads/rogue-like-evolution-v0-998c-oni.14/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not very into this but thank you nonetheless

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she'll stop laughing now.

      >be loser with quill skin powers
      >manage to get some girl in the bed despite being a laughing stock
      >start to cum
      >power activates as you do
      >you sprout quills from your dick
      >potential sex life ruined forever
      >probably can't even jerk off without hurting yourself
      Suffering

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He would legitimately be more dangerous and useful if he just brought a gun and forgot about his powers entirely. He's basically using them just to use them. Imagine him attempting to actually fight with them. He'd have to run around after you, trying to hug you, probably in the movement of combat at best getting a few scrapes, a few gashes. Meanwhile his opponent might be Wolverine, who can heal in addition to having superior stabbing implements to boot.

    So he should just hang back and use a gun.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >asian
    >grows bamboos

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ayo this homie's power is hugging people to death lmaooo

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how his spikes aren't even forward facing, making it even harder for him to attempt to poke you with them accurately.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking loser

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in an alternate universe he's one of the most powerful people in the universe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you mean him being named Kid Omega in the credits, that was an error, he was meant to be Quill.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is cope, people can't stand a strong Asian character

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't seem very strong. In fact he seemed hysterically weak to the point he would probably be more intimidating if he just pulled a knife and left his little spikes in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in that alternate universe kid omega is white

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think every Mutation has to be useful for combat or reality bending vodoo shit, its still a mutation and therefor not predictable. The majority of muties has useless powers and they dont show them off, so why this lil homie thought it would be a good idea to fight, is beyond me

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OOOHH AHH AHH AHH AHH

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prickface

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The problem wasn't his gay powers or weak Asian face or boomer attempts at dressing tough. It's that everyone else played along and made him seem threatening. If the rest of the villains had've just laughed him off instead of treating him as being on par with a dude who can control fire or someone with super speed or a shape chamber it would've been fine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed so hard the first time I saw him pop his little quills when they get into a beef at Jean Grey's house, and Wolverine and Storm are advancing on him. Never mind the chick that can literally control all weather, even the other guy coming at him has superior stabbing things to him, AND he can heal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were a good friends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > We have purposefully told him he is strong, as a joke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If his quills could do shit like act as a bulletproof vest or extremely tough armor, then maybe.
        But we never see that, we just see him hug-kill some c**t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know what to do.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your power?
    >I can control plantlife to do my bidding and make it grow, too. How about you?
    >I've got....spikes. Look *pops*
    >Oh, cool, you can shoot spikes, that's a pretty neat weapon.
    >No...they don't shoot. I just have them. *pops a second time*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he can't shoot them
      wtf, he did it all the time in the cartoon
      he can't shoot the spikes in the movie? LOL

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having this "power" but you're the only mutant in the world. If you were the only one but had a Magneto tier mutation you could turn evil and rule the world, but this shit? You could barely impress your friends

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop Asian hate

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the idea was that Magneto was using a bunch of shit tier mutants as cannon fodder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Toad was pretty dangerous, he almost raped Storm.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No problem, just rush hour.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"And what can you do, my child?"
    >....
    >*thwup*
    >....
    >*camera focuses*
    >"I'm a cold-blooded quiller."
    >....
    >*thwup*

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they have him shoot the quills? That's all he'd need to be worthwhile

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just remembered Elliott Page (formerly Ellen) was in an X-Men movie.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me if I had super powers

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was so fricking stupid, but so was the rest of the movie so wasnt a big shock.
    Frick Singer and his Superman Returns which was also shit

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mutant powers tend to evolve as they master it. I wonder what the quills can do if developed further.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Quill was a violent and aggressive mutant, ready to follow any strong lead. His mutant powers give him retractile spikes distributed all over his skull.

    LMAO what a loser

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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