>lol Dalmatians

>lol Dalmatians
I don't get it, what's so funny about dalmatians?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > what's so funny about dalmatians?

    They’re spotted freaks

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That there’s somehow 101 of them.
    What do you not get?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are there 99 puppies or 101 puppies? Is it 101 or 103 dalmatians?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        99, Pongo and Perdita make it 101

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >americsn education

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look funny, when God created dalmatians he was running out of color ink

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God did not create dogs. Man did.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumbass. Lol in this context stands for "lots of little". The movie is called Lots of Little Dalmatians.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rule of cute. It doesn't have to be that funny or good. It's easy to sympathies with dogs so the audience ends up feeling attached to them.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you autistic, moronic or both? I'm gonna guess both.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile Dalmatians
    >only one car in the whole movie
    Fricking misleading bullshit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty cool car, though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eheh so funny

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What were they thinking

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the only good thing to come out of the live action movie.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What were they thinking

          And it doesn't even leae to anything

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick? why did they do that? even if they did have some bloodlust why did they push her over the rails instead of biting her?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          dalmatians are known for being kind of assholish. might come from their popularity surge after the movie, If you dont get a dog through proper obedience training and socialized with bite control early on you're just waiting on shitbull tendencies to devellop.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't say they are buttholes but they are very energetic and independent, so without proper training they can be difficult.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shame I wanted one

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not saying don't get one, just make sure you have a yard for them to run and a lot of time to pay attention to them.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like this Dylan was traced from something else.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sauce?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      Throughout the Dalmatians franchise, every iteration of the mom has been weirdly attractive.

      Every. Single. One.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Throughout the Dalmatians franchise, every iteration of the mom has been weirdly attractive.

      Every. Single. One.

      Mommy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is slander no one's mentioned dalmatian feet.
          Yet

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            We should start.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            We have mentioned haunches tho

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Haunches is such a lewd word.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post them

  10. 10 months ago
    guy

    They are nice

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't guy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he is.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The real guy would have typed 3 paragraphs about wanting to frick them, and then another paragraph about John.

          • 10 months ago
            guy

            I don't believe in sex. You be that weirdo

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    101 dicks in OP's ass at once

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When I am asked what will happen in animation 50 years from now, what films will be like, I answer: what has been created since the Disney film 101 Dalmatians was born? Nothing better has been done. And after a while this film will look like a miracle, we will not understand how it was done. Because the school of classical animation, as we call it, is disappearing." - Rozaliya Zelma

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're cuties and like bones

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats next for dalmatians?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those ones? They're done, never to be seen again.
      There'll be some new 101 Dalmatians animated spin-off in like 3 years. Since Disney is probably going to embrace being very safe and cautious again to get their share prices up again, it will probably be something safe and conventional and with the original family

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa, why does the animation look so GOOD there?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made a bunch of these short loops for marketing with animation that mogs the main show by far

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          James Baxter?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            what?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Him or his studio.
            The man's getting old now.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh. No, it's made by a Zagreb studio, see

              I think they're all here
              https://101dalmatianstreet.fandom.com/wiki/Damm_It!

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's not even as old as my dad who works hard construction. 56 is the new 45.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where can I see more of these beauties?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think they're all here
            https://101dalmatianstreet.fandom.com/wiki/Damm_It!

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              This (linked on the page) is the better way to see them
              https://www.dammit.tv/101-dalmatian-street/

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For fricks sake this animation is better than 90s Disney cartoons like Aladdin and Rescue Rangers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The show actually did look pretty good.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dylan is not gay.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is some super fricking shitty animation

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How? It's fine to me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a Disney series about the Dalmatians being anthros like Talespin did.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was going to say that was dumb, but yeah Disney themselves already made regular talking animals anthros through Talespin.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anthro

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dalmatia is rightful Venetian clay.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, succubi will take dalmatian forms to eat your soul

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he running away

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a homo.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34e-ADjBwG4

      stop the desperation bumping

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody has anything to say though

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Give it time. It's midday.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dogs

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you adopt them?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's getting bumped off instead of this thread? A fifteenth Owl House thread? A blatent /aco/ fetish thread? Another MCU whining thread?

        Frick off if you don't like the thread being here.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          those all sound better than this painful thread tbh

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my grandpa telling me that in the old days they would kill a Dalmatian if any of the spots on the fur were touching.
    Even now I have no idea if he was just fricking with me for amusement.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's true, they would also kill dalmatians if they were born with black spots instead of being pure white.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dolly > Cadpig

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind us, just being the best dogs.

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