I've got to give it to them. After six hours of slow burn, the story is finally kicking into high gear. The results are electrifying... and bone-chilling.
Is anyone putting together a filler skip guide for what parts were in Tolkien's notes and which scenes were just made up to pad runtime? Someone should recut the series to remove filler as a laugh.
This. I can’t be bothered to watch an entire American football match that lasts 3 hours including ads, so I watch 15 minute distillations on israelitetube. Someone needs to do the same with this tiresome thing.
>were in Tolkien's notes and which scenes were just made up to pad runtime? So
It’s all fan fiction chirsafer Tolkien wrote the book, not j.r.r., he has been lying about it for 50 years
A book-accurate supercut would be around twenty seconds long. There are two short scenes in the prologue that depict events from the lore in a mostly-accurate way. The rest is such a departure that none of it resembles any event written about.
At the end of the day it's still a lackluster battle involving no more than 20 extras, with shitty choreography and the ending of the episode just makes the battle completely pointless anyway.
>Rewarded with best big budget TV.
They still think advertising it budget will make it good. Guess it is true about Hollywood. They are so out of touch and only see numbers not quality.
It's like watching some idiot say hit on the blackjack table when they already have 19.
I worked at Walmart and something a customer said always stuck with me. He looked at some Great Value rice, grimaced and said, "They dont even try to dress it up and make it look good." and put it back.
Im convinced most people just want to be sold on shit, none of them actually know what they want, they depend on others to tell them.
They don't trust the manufacturing or processing of something unless they also took the time to make a quality packaging. If it is not worth a quality packaging it is not seen as "good."
All it takes to please morons like that is volcano erupting in the most contrived way possible. Fellow Tolkienbros we are so fricking home and ready to tolkien the shit out this.
G...Guys its good now, h..honest!! Please come back, Mr. Bezos is pissed. He sent the showrunner a photo of him and his wife asleep in their bed. Its bad, guys. Real bad. Please watch!
That’s SO fricking gay and corny. Holy shit. >le stronk woman defeats several professional soldiers with ease. >none of the men consider just grabbing and picking up the 105lb weakling
>He was filtered by the guards secretly not wanting to fight an Elf and most likely being enchanted by her unearthly beauty and frozen at her very touch.
Look at this fricking casual. This pussy slaying normie out here acting like a real nerd. Go back to your parties and precious gym CHAD and leave the Tolk analysis to the amateurs.
My wifes daughter literally stood up and clapped for this scene, girl power!
But then she started crying because there were no POCs on screen like her, so amazon should be ashamed of themselves!
If only they made it into a comedy seeing as how nobody with a functioning brain could take this seriously. They at least would have something to excuse their bad writing on. Just have her picked up and thrown back in the cell like the anon said or have the city people do a South Park impression of "they took our jerbs" or constantly make the black elf self aware that he's black, kind of like a Martin Lawrence funny race bait movie or better yet, put him in prison instead and have him crack jokes at how a brother is being put down by the Numenoreans. I haven't watched the show but I'm sure there's a lot more they could have done to at least make it entertaining.
Any of those men covered in plate armor could have charged and bowled her over in 2 seconds. Or just wrapped their arms around her and squeezed. I'm so sick of seeing women beating me in contests of strength. Like fine sometimes it can be cool to see a woman doing badass stuff. But you have to play to their strengths of flexibility and deception. Watching them win brawls with multiple men who have a hundred pounds or more over her is just fricking moronic.
This scene is more believable than the one where Blacklas destroys an entire tower by shooting a rope, like I am expected to believe a stone tower is somehow only supported by a single rope. Take away the lore and look at this show on its own merit, its so moronic.
Never mind the fact that they destroyed a hilltop tower with only one path for attackers to march on in order to kill about a dozen or so orcs, then fell back to a tiny village at the bottom of a fricking valley with no defensible positions whatsoever to make their real stand. And I guess they just planned to defend said village forever given that they didn't know if reinforcements were coming and weren't planning on escaping anywhere.
Wasn't the only way back to that tiny village was through the same road that the orcs took on the way to the tower? They should have crossed path with each other at some point. God this show is so bad. It's not a surprise that the character that came up with this idea was a fricking female florist lmao.
Capeshit in particular astroturfed cinema pretty much to death. Tiktok is just the latest itteration of the "no thought" machine/boobtube of yesteryear
Oh no no no no.
That’s SO fricking gay and corny. Holy shit. >le stronk woman defeats several professional soldiers with ease. >none of the men consider just grabbing and picking up the 105lb weakling
So even fans know they are watching shit? Wtf is wrong with people? They know its bad but will still argue with people online and defend it because they dont like the people pointing out its bad?
I love it. I love it so much. Inject this show straight into my veins like a Morgoth sword-key. I want a thousand seasons.
Haters can go to Mordor. I realize it's not for everyone, but it's very much for me and no matter how much you scream "bad writing, shit show, muh canon" imma keep loving it. So take a gollum-style dive into the cracks of Doom with your negativity.
Also, Halbrand is Sauron for sure, or else the deepest red herring there's ever been
>you have to watch half the length of the total runtime of the extended edition of the film trilogy for the show to actually get good
It is actually so fricking pathetic that this shit cost Amazon a billion dollars and people will defend them for it.
I've watched enough Walking Dead and Hannibal to know when a show is fricking around and stalling for time
when they had that slow motion shot of the horse's ass was when I dropped the show for fricking around
>this shitty fanfic gets good after seven episodes, trust me
This shit right here is why I could never get into any Final homosexualry or Kingdom Sharts games. The only good FF game is Tactics Advance
>Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Was Marche right?
>it gets good after 6 hours
Thanks for the heads up, definitely not watching now.
damn now I've gotta watch it!
did all the Black folk die or what
nice
I need a version with Red Skull.
I've got to give it to them. After six hours of slow burn, the story is finally kicking into high gear. The results are electrifying... and bone-chilling.
>NOW WE'RE TOLKIEN
lmao these israelites are embarrasing
>WE Tolkien Now!
Is anyone putting together a filler skip guide for what parts were in Tolkien's notes and which scenes were just made up to pad runtime? Someone should recut the series to remove filler as a laugh.
The whole seriesis based on the tale of Galadriel and Celeborn from the unfinished tales which is about 15 pages long
It's not even based on it at all
They literally kicked Celeborn out so that they could add in sexual tension between Galadriel and Sauron.
This. I can’t be bothered to watch an entire American football match that lasts 3 hours including ads, so I watch 15 minute distillations on israelitetube. Someone needs to do the same with this tiresome thing.
>were in Tolkien's notes and which scenes were just made up to pad runtime? So
It’s all fan fiction chirsafer Tolkien wrote the book, not j.r.r., he has been lying about it for 50 years
A book-accurate supercut would be around twenty seconds long. There are two short scenes in the prologue that depict events from the lore in a mostly-accurate way. The rest is such a departure that none of it resembles any event written about.
>Now we're Tolkien
>WE TOLKIEN NOW!!
>how the season finale elevated the previous episodes of RoP to eleven!
>now we're Tolkien
This person writes professionally. Let that sink in
>This person uses AI to write professionally for them. Let that sink in
>Weeee Tolkien Now!!
>rewarded
Episode 6 was one of the worst so far
the battle was shit and im not even a hater
battle of the bastards was also bad [spoiler]just not this bad[/spoiler]
I quit after the third episode and I literally can't remember anything but the why don't rocks float and Morfydd-sama beauty
>rocks don't float
Wait didn't Monty Python already do that bit?
Who is desperate? Aren't you posting some opinion piece from the Guardian?
At the end of the day it's still a lackluster battle involving no more than 20 extras, with shitty choreography and the ending of the episode just makes the battle completely pointless anyway.
what happened to tolkien being a racist incel
Do you guys think Galadriel would date a black guy if she was not happily married?
This isn't /rop/ you don't need to bump it with your schizoid musings
Rude.
>Rewarded with best big budget TV.
They still think advertising it budget will make it good. Guess it is true about Hollywood. They are so out of touch and only see numbers not quality.
It's like watching some idiot say hit on the blackjack table when they already have 19.
I used to work for a shop and i can absolutely tell you that people correlate high price with quality and value.
I worked at Walmart and something a customer said always stuck with me. He looked at some Great Value rice, grimaced and said, "They dont even try to dress it up and make it look good." and put it back.
Im convinced most people just want to be sold on shit, none of them actually know what they want, they depend on others to tell them.
They don't trust the manufacturing or processing of something unless they also took the time to make a quality packaging. If it is not worth a quality packaging it is not seen as "good."
Having bought store brand items here and there, a lot of them are inferior to a decent name brand.
i liked the wire but i thought first 4 episodes were a bit of work to wade through
All it takes to please morons like that is volcano erupting in the most contrived way possible. Fellow Tolkienbros we are so fricking home and ready to tolkien the shit out this.
>WeTolkienNow
A volcanic eruption. She survives a volcanic blast to the face.
Thats good because I'd like to volcanic blast in her face.
G...Guys its good now, h..honest!! Please come back, Mr. Bezos is pissed. He sent the showrunner a photo of him and his wife asleep in their bed. Its bad, guys. Real bad. Please watch!
>finally worth watching
No, it isn't. And even if it was, it should not have taken this long to reach that point.
EP7 is even better
I highly doubt it. There are no takesey backseys to shitting on the lore and claiming their hacks are better than Tolkien himself.
>So yeah, we were just lying when we said any of the previous episodes were great
>But now it's REALLY good! We promise!
Oh no no no no.
That’s SO fricking gay and corny. Holy shit.
>le stronk woman defeats several professional soldiers with ease.
>none of the men consider just grabbing and picking up the 105lb weakling
This is so trash it’s astounding
uh, excuse me? weight is just a social construct
elves have chimp-level strength. maybe higher.
awful
>the equivalent of webm related
lmao
The new Saints Row looks great
>the 2 guys behind her just walking into the cel for no reason
ONE
BILLION
DOLLARS
>He was filtered by the guards secretly not wanting to fight an Elf and most likely being enchanted by her unearthly beauty and frozen at her very touch.
Look at this fricking casual. This pussy slaying normie out here acting like a real nerd. Go back to your parties and precious gym CHAD and leave the Tolk analysis to the amateurs.
>her unearthly beauty
Anon, this galadriel looks like a rat
I just wanted to say I like your posting style.
So numennor humans are fricking giants or something? Why do they make an elf look 5 ft1
The actress is only 5 foot 3 or something
They're supposed to be 7 foot ubermenshen but Amazon sort of forgot about that.
My wifes daughter literally stood up and clapped for this scene, girl power!
But then she started crying because there were no POCs on screen like her, so amazon should be ashamed of themselves!
If only they made it into a comedy seeing as how nobody with a functioning brain could take this seriously. They at least would have something to excuse their bad writing on. Just have her picked up and thrown back in the cell like the anon said or have the city people do a South Park impression of "they took our jerbs" or constantly make the black elf self aware that he's black, kind of like a Martin Lawrence funny race bait movie or better yet, put him in prison instead and have him crack jokes at how a brother is being put down by the Numenoreans. I haven't watched the show but I'm sure there's a lot more they could have done to at least make it entertaining.
>directed by Spike Lee
Might have watched it then
Thank you. This is the funniest thing I've seen today
Any of those men covered in plate armor could have charged and bowled her over in 2 seconds. Or just wrapped their arms around her and squeezed. I'm so sick of seeing women beating me in contests of strength. Like fine sometimes it can be cool to see a woman doing badass stuff. But you have to play to their strengths of flexibility and deception. Watching them win brawls with multiple men who have a hundred pounds or more over her is just fricking moronic.
LAWDY LAWD SHE GAWT DEM RANGZ AN NAH SHE BE DA KANG AW DEM RANNNNNNNGZZ SHEEIT
This scene is more believable than the one where Blacklas destroys an entire tower by shooting a rope, like I am expected to believe a stone tower is somehow only supported by a single rope. Take away the lore and look at this show on its own merit, its so moronic.
Never mind the fact that they destroyed a hilltop tower with only one path for attackers to march on in order to kill about a dozen or so orcs, then fell back to a tiny village at the bottom of a fricking valley with no defensible positions whatsoever to make their real stand. And I guess they just planned to defend said village forever given that they didn't know if reinforcements were coming and weren't planning on escaping anywhere.
Wasn't the only way back to that tiny village was through the same road that the orcs took on the way to the tower? They should have crossed path with each other at some point. God this show is so bad. It's not a surprise that the character that came up with this idea was a fricking female florist lmao.
The whole tíme i was thinking "just don't turn into a scéne where She overpowers several armed guards" and IT did exactly that.
What I hate most about this scene is how cliche it is, you have seen this scene in a dozen other movies, two dozen other movies,
>glacial
i fricking hate modern audiences with their brains raped by tiktok and mcu.
Capeshit in particular astroturfed cinema pretty much to death. Tiktok is just the latest itteration of the "no thought" machine/boobtube of yesteryear
Anyone who refers to the ROP series as "glacial" has never read the appendices that it is based on.
Yeah I think israeliteazon is planning many many years of stories so they aren’t in a hurry . Same with the boba fett shit where nothing happens ever.
lol
lmao
>Just sit through 6 hours of pure shite, we promise it'll start to get okay after that!
someone got paid to write this
Is this real?
So even fans know they are watching shit? Wtf is wrong with people? They know its bad but will still argue with people online and defend it because they dont like the people pointing out its bad?
They're emotionally invested in the corporate property and have no real thoughts or opinions
The 6th episode is still really bad, it's just that the pacing is better.
The battle was pretty bad. At least stuff happened but it was all dumb.
After 6 fricking hours it gets gud guys trust me
>in da end, ma homies, we wuz dem lawds of dem rangz
how high are the chance that season 2 will be any better? well, guess bezos has more money to spend.
I love it. I love it so much. Inject this show straight into my veins like a Morgoth sword-key. I want a thousand seasons.
Haters can go to Mordor. I realize it's not for everyone, but it's very much for me and no matter how much you scream "bad writing, shit show, muh canon" imma keep loving it. So take a gollum-style dive into the cracks of Doom with your negativity.
Also, Halbrand is Sauron for sure, or else the deepest red herring there's ever been
kek I love this bait
I'm sure it's been genuinely posted on reddit at some point.
GR8 B8 M8
Is there an Allahdriel cringe compilation yet?
Someone actually wrote that in earnest. Frickin hell
>HBO's House of the Dragon has a teenage girl thirsty for her uncle's dick
RoP cannot complete. It's over.
Step uncle porn shot up because of him. We're about to experience a golden age of niece posting.
>we wuz tolkien and shiet
Did I miss an episode or are they talking about the lame fight in that village?
this was the worst episode by far, people can't seriously be saying this is where it "gets good". this is where it takes a nosedive
Literally
>We Tolkien Now!!
Kek. Memes become reality
They said this at episode 3. Or was it 4 i dont remember.
>you have to watch half the length of the total runtime of the extended edition of the film trilogy for the show to actually get good
It is actually so fricking pathetic that this shit cost Amazon a billion dollars and people will defend them for it.
>You ain't passin homie
>6 hours to get to Gollum's "backstory."
Well worth the wait
I've watched enough Walking Dead and Hannibal to know when a show is fricking around and stalling for time
when they had that slow motion shot of the horse's ass was when I dropped the show for fricking around
It’s just like Tolkien’s books they suck ass for the first 250 pages and then it gets really good.
1000000000.00
DEM RANGZ
DEM RANGZ
OH LAWD DEM RANGZ
DEM BIG OL' RANGZ A-POW
The final fantasy 13 of streaming shit