lol why'd they try and stop him, looked like he & the vamp blade were doing a good job fricking up that Dragon's shit.

lol why'd they try and stop him, looked like he & the vamp blade were doing a good job fricking up that Dragon's shit.
who knows might have won too, one less dragon to deal with!
but No- "G-Grog we gotta go! d-don't kill the dragon!" All that ended up doing was getting her impaled, heh heh. Stupid midget b***h!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine just slamming Pike as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing her with both arms, lifting her clear over your head, and just slamming her down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of her destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in her tiny body. She could just be waddling her little midge waddle and suddenly find herself lifting into the air, and the next time she blinks she is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in her little midge body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both her skin and pierce her internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across her skull. Her lower teeth would be driven into her unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from her and her vision would turn black, she looks up at you and beg with her eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from her would give her the only answer she is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Pike’s entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing her pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended her pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. She wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Pike releases her bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ya.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure Pike is a volcel and Grog is an asexual. They wouldn't know what to do with each other regardless of the size difference.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pike ends up fricking Scanlan, and Grog is actually as much of a horndog as Scanlan is, it just doesn't come up very often.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Travis actually rp'd his low int to perfection since he didn't want to do romance in C1, which is why grog is both the comic relief and a hulking monster that annihilates most things in combat. His sexuality being more akin to a kid about play videogames. Where scanlan tries to be smooth to feed his ego, grog just sees it as a treat when he gets to visit "the house of lady favours". And since he basically can't count, someone (scanlan) usually goes with him.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              To elaborate, grogs int modifier in the campaign was low, so he is too childish/dumb for any woman to take him seriously (unless, of course, they just see that slab of meat and say "eh, frick it", and even then it takes a special kind of person to want to frick someone who mentally is 9. Which is why it's usually down to prostitution.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >To elaborate, grogs int modifier in the campaign was low
                Friendly reminder.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Grog is an asexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Asexual is a funny word for gnomerapesexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It was a running thing that Scanlan and Grog visit brothels together but they obviously don’t describe it all the time. So yeah, Grog fricks.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It was a running thing that Scanlan and Grog visit brothels together
            Stop conflating the games with the show. TV Grog never once been to a brothel nor has he ever talks about going to brothels.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              if you want asexual representation, you got our buddy caduceus

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                UGLY ass design.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                have you looked in a mirror?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and my ugly ass still comes out on top in comparison.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WOAH!!!! PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP!!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MODS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Let me fix that for you.
      Imagine just slamming Pike as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing her with both arms, lifting her clear over your head, and just slamming her down into the temple with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of her destruction would be akin to d'Artagnan's Lightning Arrow, but rather than the crack of thunder, it is the collective cracking of every bone in her tiny body. She could just be waddling her little gnome waddle and suddenly find herself lifting into the air, and the next time she blinks she is launching towards the temple floor at literally breakneck speed. Every little gnome bone in her little gnome body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both her skin and pierce her internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across her skull. Her lower teeth would be driven into her unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from her and her vision would turn black, she looks up at you and beg with her eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from her would give her the only answer she is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Pike’s entire gnome life is utterly beneath the notice of taller races, and snuffing her pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended her pitiful gnome life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. She wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Pike releases her bowels (a runny gnome poop, as gnomes lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who hates shortstacks is filth.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing against shortstacks, but Grog is best girl.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For a moment I thought that's was Kratos.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KRATOS WHAT ARE YOU... oh nevermind

      >They haven't seen the GoW anime yet.

      Where have you homies been for the last year?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That dragon was going to kill him, rage or not. They were not prepared for a fight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dude has been crying that he was going to kill the dragon for 5 threads

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KRATOS WHAT ARE YOU... oh nevermind

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you think he alone can kill the dragon you are stupid as frick he was getting toss around the hole fight all that blood is his from getting fricked up what kind of dumbass argument is this and one acid breath and he is dead

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    saw a post in one of the last threads saying that they can kill the dragons now because they all got upgrades vax got fast armor and keyleth got her fire form and not even her other stuff what could they possible done what vex toss her broom at him?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, they already have the Vestiges?
    Holy shit, they are burning through the story FAST. In the original campaign they spent almost a RL year preparing to fight the Conclave.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no they only have 1 and the dragon he was fightign took the other one dude thinks because he is in a blood rage because of the sword and he got 1 hit in he can kill the dragon like all the blood on him is grog's

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not an argument.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ok bud tell us how was grog was going to kill the dragon that just killed a god and has one of the weapons they needed to find

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            With his sword, anon.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              and what the frick was the sward going to do?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cut the dragon, duh

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                are you that fricking dumb?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                he was cutting the dragon the hole fight you dumb frick literally nothing was happening

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he was cutting the dragon
                Exactly

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                acid spitting dragon just killed a god dude thinks he can kill it with some blood sword

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, Grog was winning

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yap the look of a guy that's winning

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >covered in Dragon blood
                Yes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that's his blood dumbass

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wasted trips

                So now that they’ve separated the group in two, we’ll probably get Garmelie with one group and the Werewolves and Pixies with another, right? And the Werewolf group will probably be Grog and the gnomes.

                >Werewolves
                Oh FRICK yeah, love werewolves.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hey cool I taught you a new phrase

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >literally breaking like a bot
                NGMI

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I will keep accepting your concession

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I will keep accepting your concession

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                until you tell us all how he was going to kill that dragon
                I accept your concession

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He was gonna liek stab and slash it alot and eventually bleed it out.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                did you just have a stroke?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly.
                Grog wasn't doing anything to that dragon but annoying him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They're playing 5e and he's a barbarian, he's got decent odds

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                its a tv show not a game my guy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                see

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                come into thread expectign vox machina discussion
                instead see transphobes meltdown and misgendering me

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i am going to open you up

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It’s based on a game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't engage the thread schizo.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yap he can take down that dragon he looks so ready

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The frick are you people even arguing about?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just bullying the autist, you know, the usual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so far it looks like everybody is making fun of you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >so far it looks like everybody is making fun of you

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's kissing a corpse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pike is not dead dumbass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But Grog is about to be, if they are following the storyline properly.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So now that they’ve separated the group in two, we’ll probably get Garmelie with one group and the Werewolves and Pixies with another, right? And the Werewolf group will probably be Grog and the gnomes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Garmelie
      Didn't watch the streams, who's this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Vox Machina's annoying faun sidekick.
        In reality a godlike Archfey that keeps fricking with them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      New here, are werewolves confirmed? Like, in the series at all? I only saw parts of season 1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No werewolves have appeared in the cartoon but there are several in the campaign that it’s based on.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When'd they show up?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            During Vox Machina’s time in the Feywild, so that would be the three episodes that are releasing this week.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can anybody help me with an edit with him artagan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      also im trans btw

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        did you did you post at the wrong person my guy?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >guy
          dont misgender me and qiut posting wells too

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nice bait homosexual, take your (You) and leave

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              go toss yourself in the well troony

              so basicaly you are moronic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >basicaly
                the troony can't spell correctly, unsurprising

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            go toss yourself in the well troony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh good so i don't have to tell you to KYS

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You think we'll ever see Sprigg in this show? Darin DePaul really did a great job with this character, so it would be appropriate.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wait season 2 is out already? dont know why I havent seen anything about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yea its out 6 episodes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >as it turned out they BOTH bottoms

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Kratos?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you see a red tattoo on his face?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        zyes?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no troony that is bloof but stay mad and keep shitposting is that what you want we normal anons will keep talking about the show

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i will keep accepting your concession

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i accept your concession stay mad

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I swear, we can never have a fun Vox Machina thread.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      well it seems this self admitted troony comes in and does shit like this

      [...]
      so basicaly you are moronic

      >guy
      dont misgender me and qiut posting wells too

      She's kissing a corpse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >basicaly
        the troony can't spell correctly, unsurprising

        the troony is back having a melt down

        Anon, are... are you falseflagging yourself?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day troony

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >phone trick

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              what the frick are you talking about why do you shit up every Vox Machina thread?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                some troony is having a melt down

                40%

                [...]

                come into thread expectign vox machina discussion
                instead see transphobes meltdown and misgendering me

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you will never be a woman

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you will never be a woman

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you will never be a woman

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the troony is back having a melt down

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So for this season they just go around collecting Mcguffins and in the end turbo frick the dragons?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In the streams they struggle immensely even with the vestiges. Ancient dragons are some of the most powerful creatures in DnD

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They struggle

        No they don't Matt goes super fricking softball on them because they're all just actors.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they struggle cause they're morons that don't think anything

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is happening

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      some troony is having a melt down

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    40%

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People are going to call Vecna “the Stranger Things guy” when he appears, I just know it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yea its going to be annoying what was he even like in Stranger Things

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was basically a Freddy Kruger expy/reference.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like he is going to be way better in vox

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well, yeah, he's going to be the OG archlich that almost becomes a god. With an Eye and the Hand and everything.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yea i am going to go watch some of the campaign to see how they did him

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't coom too hard to Marisha's feet now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He keeps getting dabbed on by Scanlan, because fricking Sam Riegel with his Counterspell abuse was glorious. But it's Keyleth that finishes him off by performing a banishmemt ritual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yea i will go back and watch it over again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, first all the normies need to connect the dots that "The Whispered One" = Vecna. And that's a tall order. And all the people in the know most likely already know that Vecna didn't originate in fricking Stranger Things. Even his appearance in CR preceeds Stranger Things by years.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    btw since the transphobes are gone i can post any webms if you guys guys request any

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    welp i am going to sleep lets hope the troony stop's crying and shitting up every thread

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Legend of Vox Machina

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I guess this is as good place to ask as any, because /tg/ will probably tell me to frick off.
    How is the C3? I really liked C1, but C2 was really fricking awful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty boring so far, imo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Liking C1, and hating C2 doesn't give anyone any idea what you like. C3 has a lot of C1 fanservice, and feels like a scripted show.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty boring so far, imo.

      Liking C1, and hating C2 doesn't give anyone any idea what you like. C3 has a lot of C1 fanservice, and feels like a scripted show.

      >but C2 was really fricking awful.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Scanlan and Grog feel like that one character in a party that has no real hang ups or tragic backstory to fall on so it's pretty funny when the party are getting hit with their hang ups by the Sphinx and concept art of a Street Fighter character and all Scanland and Grog get out of it is a joke about the Sphinx not really caring about Scanlan which can be served as a meta-joke about how he has nothing to work with and Grog's encounter feels like the DM forcing their player to do "something" or "anything" other than what they've been doing

    I know they have a thing going on but compared to everyone else getting their arc and the twins having an arc spanning 2 seasons now, it's very little

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Funny you should say this, because Grog and Scanlan have the best story beats later in the game because of that. Scanlan especially nicely deconstructs this "joke character with no sad backstory" later on.
      >WHAT IS MY MOTHER'S NAME?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh cool, they are one of the more interesting characters
        Wonder how long it's gonna take before Vax and Percy get into it. The tension is there, it's subtle and not given an immediate spotlight but Vax is treating Percy a certain way now that Percy accidentally killed Vex.

        [spoiler[ I know losing a loved one is shit but Vax has a sister complex and it's why he can't score with the antler girl [/spoiler]

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't get your hopes up for anything kinky. Endgame canonical pairings are Vex/Percy and Vax/Keyleth. At least for a while, because Vax gets Vecna'd in the end.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Good thing I don't know what that means

            Imagine if Orion was canon here, imagine a worse Scanlan making all the female members super uncomfortable and all the dudes pissed off, making the audience wonder why they put up with him

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >When Matt turns Tiberius's love interest into a lesbian just to mess with him
              Lame move as a DM but it was worth seeing Orion have a meltdown

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I have a weird feeling that something happened between Orion and Marisha, because Matt's reaction everytime Orion is mentioned is uncharacterstically hostile. Travis also wasn't a big fan of him after he started hitting on Laura.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                “Something happened” between Marisha and half of Southern California and Matt doesn’t seem to mind that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                True. Marisha looks like an easy girl.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Marisha and Orion were pretty close during sessions, they were constantly talking and touching eachother. But she also kinda did the same with Taliesing, she's porbably just overly friendly.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >DM fricking with the problem player

                Sounds based

                I actually liked Orion at first, he was decent enough. But then let fame get into his head and he went full moron, growing more and more obnoxious as the time went by. And he was fudging rolls a bit too blatantly.

                You know, I'd probably be seething to myself really hard if I fumbled the ball as hard as he did
                Not only are you no longer involved in a DnD game with your friends that became profitable because you got weird but you're also not involved in the animated series either that's definitely generating more money and more work for the VA's to gain from as well

                >Everyone has enough of your shit
                >Character dies off screen in a dungeon
                >The land you hail from got scorched earth
                >Animated show doesn't even hint that you existed at some point in the past
                >There will not even be a slight reference to your character
                >Fans from all over agree to never acknowledge your character

                I'd go and listen to CR1 or whatever but that's hours long too many just to hear Orion talk about his chub and cheat at rolling dice

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I have a feeling that a lot of those decisions come from the fact that Orion fricking trademarked his character. That, or or he really EPICALLY pissed off Matt, which is an accomplishment, because Matt is not a type of dude to be this petty.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Orion fricking trademarked his character

                With how everything went down there's no way Matt would go through the effort of licensing just to continue using someone's character when they already went through the effort of getting rid of him
                Wonder what Orion has in store since he trademarked him

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Wonder what Orion has in store since he trademarked him
                He was trying to make a spinoff show completely on his own with Tiberius as the main character, but it...wasn't very good. He's not exactly Matt Mercer or Sam Riegel. And he vastly overestimated how much the fans give a frick about Tiberius.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Orion fricking trademarked his character

                With how everything went down there's no way Matt would go through the effort of licensing just to continue using someone's character when they already went through the effort of getting rid of him
                Wonder what Orion has in store since he trademarked him

                For some reason, they tried to include Tibs in the Vox Machina Origins comic book at first (after a few issues they had him get called away to Draconia and leave), and when they were doing the kickstarter campaign for the animated series, they first announced that the season would start when VM first arrives in Whitestone, which is not when the Briarwood arc starts because they first meet the Briarwoods at the dinner in Emon, but it IS immediately after Orion leaves the streams never to return. So for some reason they really thought they couldn’t just retcon him out of the story and start from the beginning.
                Now, all that being said, they eventually did go back and include in the cartoon things for which Tiberius was present in the campaign, without Tiberius. But at one time they seemed to be trying not to retcon him out of the story, which I found kind of absurd. Either include him or don’t include him, but adapting only the parts of your story for which he wasn’t present just seems like the worst possible option.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think it should be noted that Orion is/was their friend and was DnDing with them prior to them streaming their sessions. They probably still feel something for him and want to include him in the best they could
                As for how it affects the show, if you're new to Critical Role and watching the show first it won't have any real effect on you, like me
                But if you've been keeping up with CR since their first session it's all gonna feel weird and disjointed at time. Can't be helped considering the circumstances involved

                >> But at one time they seemed to be trying not to retcon him out of the story

                When's this?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >When’s this?
                Well…
                > For some reason, they tried to include Tibs in the Vox Machina Origins comic book at first (after a few issues they had him get called away to Draconia and leave), and when they were doing the kickstarter campaign for the animated series, they first announced that the season would start when VM first arrives in Whitestone, which is not when the Briarwood arc starts because they first meet the Briarwoods at the dinner in Emon, but it IS immediately after Orion leaves the streams never to return.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I actually liked Orion at first, he was decent enough. But then let fame get into his head and he went full moron, growing more and more obnoxious as the time went by. And he was fudging rolls a bit too blatantly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The “I don’t care about you because no one really does” but was the coldest line of them all

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The schizo has returned

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yo guys i need 1000 mirrors where can i get them fast

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is there never any talk about the show or any screenshots or webm only talk about the campaigns over and over?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Be the change you want to see, homosexual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        am i getting in the way of you 2 frickers talking about the campaign and not the show?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Can't you read?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what you both talking about the campains and not the show thats literally what you are doing why dont you just go make a thread on /tg/ and talk about them?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You must be trolling

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He is. It's the thread autist.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He is. It's the thread autist.

                you homosexuals have been posting this same shit for a week hell you had a meltdown last night saying people were misgendering you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody watches this gay shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        than why are you on a thread about the animated show you moronic homie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I saw a midget getting stabbed and thought it might've been from something cool but I was wrong

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't deny it

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Travis playing Grog as a fricking child in the cartoon cracks me up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But that's how he was in the campaign as well.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When does this happen in CR? I wanna see how this unfolded in real time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 49 IIRC. It happens much differently in the campaign. Grog pretty much stabs Pike by accident, but throwing Craven Edge at random. Also, they are not fighting a dragon at this point, but solving the sphinx's riddle.
      Also, Travis pretty much solves the riddle on his own, but then realizes that Grog is too stupid to figure it out (because he can't even read), so he stays silent.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In that case I appreciate the show took the creative liberty, because I keep thinking during the show how some things happen *too* poetically to be born from the chaos of a DnD campaign, no matter how railroaded it is.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The show is DEFINATELY not 1:1 adaptation of the campaign, there is A LOT of changes made to serve a better story. The idea behind the scenes is still there, but the context is changed and cleaned up for the better flow. Like that gag with the doors in episode 5. Yes, the gang had a lot of trouble going through those fricking doors, together with some abysmal rolls, but it looked much differently in the campaign. In the show, they kept the overall idea behind it and changed the situation a bit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have heard of the infamous gold fish incident with Keyleth, you think they'll change that in the show?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe, the scene is pretty much near the end of the campaign, around the time Vecna shows up, and really doesn't really bring anything to the table, so I dunno. But it is a hilarious scene, although mostly due to everyone's reaction of "why would you do something so fricking stupid".
              Also, context:

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, the immediate damage control from everyone else when she spreads her arms out, and Travis just says “she must learn.”

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >We're gods!
                >...why would you even tempt that shit?
                >SPLAT

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Travis: can we have a rule the last one stays dead
                Based!

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >When you realise half way through she's on her period

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why did she do it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Will they have her kill percy, have percy revive and then die again?
      Or do you think they'll have Percy just die? Or just kill her?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think it would be cool if Ripley and Percy kill each other simultaneously with their guns.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, the show needs that cool scene when Vox Machina literally tears Ripley apart to avenge Percy.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >i accept your concession
    Just wanted to quickly interject an mention that anyone who uses this in an argument is a massive fricking brainlet homosexual who has no idea how to end a debate. It reeks of reddit homosexualry and desperation to win an internet argument on an anonymous image board, nobody cares if you declare yourself the winner.

    That said Kiki is my waifu and I would love her tenderly for all eternity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      from what i see this dude does this every thread makes some crazy statement like they can kill all the dragons now because 1 of them got a vestige and the other has a blood sword asked give him any push back he has a melt down then tells people to stop misgendering him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It physically hurts to read posts like this one
        There are like 5 sentences jumbled up into one and none of them make sense.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          stay mad troony

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            stay mad troony

            >stay mad troony

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              see

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think hes trying to false flag himself to cover his own ass, he even posted the same webms he always posts while arguing with himself.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            stay mad troony

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there is nothing wrong with marisha you trannies you are just a bunhc of vex gays and homosexuals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies plz, you are all trannies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He does this every single fricking thread when it starts to not revolve around him, and now its apparent he'll pretend to argue with himself even if we ignore him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        syay mad troony

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >syay

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Think I'll give the stream an honest try while I wait for the show to come out. I gotta see Orion's douchiness for myself.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nott a goblin.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has Victor made an appearance yet? If not, I will be mighty disappointed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stay mad troony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ...fine, I'll leave. It's not a fun thread anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he was in the second episode of season 2 nothing to big

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that kratos

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Kratos?

      so you have nothing to shitpost about so you will just post the same thing over and over?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          so you are just copying waht other people say waht a sad kid you are

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What*

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >waht
            >waht
            homie, learn to write.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He should find a well of text to learn from.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What*

              He should find a well of text to learn from.

              so back to shitposting it is so sad we are never going to have a good thread again are we

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                (You) are the one shitposting and ruining every thread

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stay mad, troony.

                so what is your endgame to shit up every thread to the point nobody will ever make one again?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stay mad, troony.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Kratos?

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please be respcetful towards our resident Indian troony.
    He used to live inside a well and was raped every day by his father.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, how could we be so insensitive to xir. Rapist dwarves are a serious matter.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is bro talking to himself?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was straight up arguing with himself earlier, you can scroll up and look. Even used the same webms lmao.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he's schizophrenic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was straight up arguing with himself earlier, you can scroll up and look. Even used the same webms lmao.

      Yes, he's schizophrenic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wasted trips
        Still, posted something I can actually use for once.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what you are going to spam it everywhere or something

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think you got the spam covered there, indiabro

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How the frick would those blades even work? Does he ram into stuff with his wheelchair?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He's doing his best

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              cut a persons leg's up

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not with the blades facing downwards

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                are you blind?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you? they're clearly pointing downwards

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He was holding his own with the lifesteal for sure.

                Don't argue with the autistic troony. He argues for the sake of arguing. He never has an argument.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I only really do it to frick with him but yeah probably time to let him tantrum in silence now.
                So how long we gonna have the party split up?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >So how long we gonna have the party split up?
                Well they didn’t split up in the feywild during the campaign so it’s not clear, but my guess would be they probably spend the first episode apart and come back together in the second, maybe beginning of the third, of this week’s batch of three.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >they're clearly pointing downwards
                ???

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What does pretending to be moronic achieve here? Tell me why you do it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >So how long we gonna have the party split up?
                Well they didn’t split up in the feywild during the campaign so it’s not clear, but my guess would be they probably spend the first episode apart and come back together in the second, maybe beginning of the third, of this week’s batch of three.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't going to make headway, he's just farming (you)s. Ignore and talk around him, it's basic stuff.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                so you are purposely being a fricking moron good i will never take the shit you say in the treads seriously

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Treads? The combat wheelchairs have treads now?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yes dance monkey

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The song?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Combat wheelchair will always be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in dnd.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What funnier is you can wildshape into an animal and STILL not be free of the chair.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are there stealth rules for wheelchairs? How would a wheelchair rogue even work?
                What about athlethics?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >How would a wheelchair rogue even work?
                Lots and lots of WD40.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pike literally riding grogg

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All day erry day

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    grog could have taken the dragon tbh just needed more blood

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was holding his own with the lifesteal for sure.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Don't argue with the autistic troony. He argues for the sake of arguing. He never has an argument.

        how many times are you going to bring up this shit there is literally a discussion in this thread already about it and you have done in in every thread so far

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          calm down gypsy

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I worked at a games store that Matt Mercer was doing book signings at back in 2018. I can tell you that this man is a verified moronic person.

    >He loudly farts and burps in front of everyone and although I didn’t ask anyone I’m fairly certain he was wearing adult diapers
    >his assistant led him around the store by holding his hand and when we said something to him the assistant would translate it to him with different words and by pointing at things
    >Matt wanted a Capri Sun so I sat one in front of him and he stared at it for nearly an hour until I put the straw in it and then he sucked down the entire thing in one gulp
    >I had to place 10 Animal Crackers on a paper towel for him and as soon as he finished eating them he would look at me like a puppy and I had to place exactly 10 more Animal Crackers on his paper towel
    >he would stare at an IPad with a big smile on his face between signings and when I looked over his shoulder I saw he was watching Paw Patrol
    >he definitely has Tourettes that makes him twitch and contort his face and speaks of himself in third person, ie. “Matthew wants to sleep” or “Matthew need drink”

    The list goes on but I give you my 100% guarantee that Matthew Mercer is an adult with special needs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      look the monkey posting his copy pasta again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the (you)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ok monkey keep dancing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Marisha and I can confirm everything posted here is true

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I may just be a little slow, but wasn't Grog already a Berserker subclass Barbarian anyway?

      Why is him going absolutely bloodcrazy only a thing when he has a cursed sword when the entire point of Berzerker is you're a fricking lunatic?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the sword is making him go crazy and be super reckless it will just make him attack everything around him thats why they wanted him to stop fighting the dragon yes he made it land 1 time but Grog was getting frick up the the entire fight r but it was not even fighting him seriously one acid shot from it and he is dead

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't understand a single thing you just wrote

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            so are you going to talk around me like you just said you where going to do you shitposting monkey?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The problem isn’t that the sword makes him go crazy during battle it’s that the sword was pressuring him to draw blood even when they weren’t in battle. They showed this in episode 5 when the creatures from the Fire Plane didn’t have blood and the sword pointed itself at Pike, and again in episode 6 when the sword drew Grog’s blood and said “if you won’t feed me I’ll feed myself”

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else find it hilarious how the Critical Role TV show basically hammers home the point the campaign was basically scripted from the start?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How’s that

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How hot do we think they’ll make Beau in the mighty nein cartoon? Or will she be too muscular and just look like a dude?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this dude shitposts about it but i can see her having a body like korra probably a little more toned

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post the right pic next time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          go back

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So I should turn 360 degrees and sit back down?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They’ve had the animators talk in the past about how basically every line you add to a character’s design makes them harder to draw, so I could see them not giving Beau super defined muscles that have to be drawn in every frame, or maybe she just wears a shirt and we only see her abs when she takes her clothes off or something

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          well this is how she looks so they don't have to show her full stomach

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            looks like shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just copy paste korra that's what she was looking for anyways

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think will happened first in S3: Anna Ripley's fight or Vorugals?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well in the campaign Scanlan uses the gate scroll they found on the island to help them in the Vorugal fight, but I suppose they could reverse the order for the cartoon. I think it could work either way. I also think a lot of the details of the Vorgual fight will play out differently given that Draconia will almost certainly not appear in the cartoon at all. So where exactly is Vorugal, what city did he sack for Thordak? Do they have the fight with Vorugal at Whitestone? That might be a good opportunity for Raishan to reveal herself and warn/aid them, which would also go a long way towards convincing VM she’s telling the truth about working against Thordak and leaving her in Whitestone would be an excellent added stress for Percy if they then go to Marquet and do his story after that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have a feeling that the S2 Cliffhanger will be Raishan showing up and the first episode will be them making a deal with Raishan

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that sounds about right. Not looking forward to the keyleth meltdown as it’s going to feel kind of out of character for this animated version of the character, but since it happened in the campaign they’ll probably include it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Feels like perfect Season ending Cliffhanger. Thinking about it i feel like they would want to kill Anna Ripley first considering based on her orb thing and what she told the CC, she has the means of spying on VX which makes any suprise attacks against Vorugal useless ergo logically it makes sense to deal with her first before fighting Vorugal. I wouldn't be suprised if episodes 1-3 of S3 is Ripley and then 4-5-6 is Vorugal.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think when they go to Westruun later this season they’ll probably run off Ripley and she won’t be in league with the dragons in season 3, or if she is she’ll be off in Marquet collecting vestiges and not around to spy on VM for a the conclave.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Potentially, either way Ripley's fight is definetly not happening in S2 based on leak titles so its probalby happen at the start of S3 or the middle. There is a possibily they will wait till S3 to do the Raishan deal but for the sack of a TV Production it makes sense to do the Raishan bit at early as possible so we get more time to them fleshing out her dynamic and interactions with Vox Machina

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yap why would she be mad at one of the dragons for killing a lot of her people

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ?

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sorry I don't give a shit about leredditdnd show. I watched like half of season 1. It's too fast story wise, never gives the viewer a chance to catch their breath and has MCU style humor. It's a cancer on the TTRPGsphere and I dispise it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Beau
    >Hot
    It's all about yasha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks like shit

      ok

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They’ll probably make Yasha too big to be attractive

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        tell us why would they?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah probably.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't like tall women

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          look8ing at this you realize just how short jester is

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >too big to be attractive

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Watching this show makes me wanna try out that pathfinder conversion they made for Savage Worlds recently.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of, I bet Critical Role is working on an original Exandria RPG right now. I wonder if they will play that instead of D&D for campaign 4?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are already 2 5e modules that take part in exandria.
        One is wotc official and the other is 3p found on the CR site

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The one question with Ripley is will Percy be dead/dead and they have to use ressurction or will he be close to dead but Vox Machina think he's dead leading to the brutal murder of Ripley

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I could see the possibily of Vorugal and Ripley's fights happening at the same time t personallly i would rather they keep it seperately

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a hunch they will leave a Bard's Lament for the first episode of S4 and have the final episode of S3 just be Raishan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It would be a killer way to end a season and I think they will end season 3 that way, but obviously we’ll have to wait a while to find out.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are 4 fights in S3 that they cannot skip

    Anna Ripley
    Vorgual
    Thordak
    Raishan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Anna Ripley
      Shit yeah, I forgot about the handless chick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a fight every episode, and obviously those are key plot points from the campaign so I don’t see why they would skip any of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why would they skip them

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so you have nothing to shitpost about so you will just post the same thing over and over?

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Marisha is the group bicycle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Marisha wasn’t cool enough, talented enough, or successful enough to hang out with the likes of Sam, Travis, or Laura until Matt brought her along for their game nights.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only if it's a tandem bike.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    transphobes have to change change the subject pretty typical
    post the well of text and get it over with
    i accept your concession

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this guy having another meltdown

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So is the goldfish moment gonna be this season, or are we gonna be waiting a while?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no if it was going to be one it would be season 3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no if it was going to be one it would be season 3

      Actually it would be season 4 if it happens. It takes place after the Chroma Conclave arc.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And after Chroma Conclave, that's Vecna right?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There are some side quests that happen before Vecna. I think they would probably have the Vecna arc be season 5.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this guy having another meltdown

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this guy having another meltdown

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok so hes just gonna keep melting down

      is this guy having another meltdown

      is this guy having another meltdown

      boogie back

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok so hes just gonna keep melting down

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there's no way the CC arc ends this season with halfway done and no dragons dead yet
    unless they literally kill a dragon every episode starting now

    also requesting more webms of Vax godmode from ep4

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Chroma Conclave will be seasons 2 and 3.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, so I was checking a Forspoken thread on Cinemaphile and found this little gem.

    So the turbo homosexual that uses My Hero Academia images here is a fricking shill for that garbage game holy shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HELLO SIR

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is this

    is it like some critical role cartoon or something stupid like that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh my fricking God it is

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that kratos?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. That’s Grog.

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