Look Joe, I've been living in the forest for twelve years. I've never seen one. Not even a footprint. And the footage is always blurry garbage, all I'm saying is aliens are more likely.
Look Joe, I've been living in the forest for twelve years. I've never seen one. Not even a footprint.
Is the bear an absolute murderer? Just pure killer?
Polar bears sure as shit are.
Brown bears can go either way.
Black bears are absolute pussies.
brown bears are bros
An assassin?
Is it offensive to ask him about pic-i-nic baskets?
>listen Joegan...me and the sasquatch both shit in the woods & nobody is around to hear it...the difference is...i am the real shit no cap fr fr
...this fricking bear is a psyop.
>listen, bring one frick it two of em ugly frickers and I'll rip em right here right now
>idk man they're pretty nasty, have you seen them charging
I wish they'd stop bringing him on the show. Hes unbearable
>Now listen here, Joe: chimpanzees are not as tough as you think. No they...No they're...I'm telling you Joe.
Lmao great thread
Does bear shit in the Pope's chair?
>All I'm saying Joe, just put me up against a gorilla, I think people would be surprised
I think you'd be gorilla, I think he'd gorilla
>You ever tried fish, Joe?
>Apex predator? Joe, I wish it were true. I am telling you killer whales make up only 13% but are responsible for 55% of all violent shark deaths.
>I'm tellin you Joe, they're all black and have a wierd obsession with horns, gives them errections or something
The one where he's talking about taking on a grizzly or silverback was the greatest
>No, i don't appreciate those noises you're making. Is that supposed to be how I sound?
> It's entirely possible, man. One hundred percent.
>Alright, here's the thing, yeah these guys have the weight advantage on me, but there's more to it than that. Joe, you know me I don't give a shit, I'm fricking crazy. I'll do whatever, gouge out their eyes, rub doodoo all on myself, bite their balls off and tons of other crazy shit they wouldn't even think about. People count me out but they forget that I am fricking loco!
>I'm unpredictable, you don't know what the frick I'm gonna do. I mauled my caretaker the other day. Ripped off his face, ate his hands all that stuff. Guy took care of me for 4 years, but I just kind of felt like fricking him up, so I did. I'll do what the other guy won't, and that's why I'll win.
>You're one of the few guys that understand that, Joe. That's why I won't maul you, not today anyway.
ok but grizz, dont you hibernate for half of the year?
bump
>reddit humor from 10 years ago
You tried, OP You tried.
wtf, reddit was funny 10 years ago?
>Well here's the thing though, yeah I ate his head but he got to get with a bad b***h like me! Why are you looking at me like that?
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Y'know what, I'm just going to say it, Joe. Alligators are gays. Huge gays.
Why would a hippo even know what an alligator is
because they both live in rivers in africa?
There are no alligators in Africa you absolute moron
yeah, because the hippos fricking killed them
>trying to masquerade your called ignorance, appearing funny
Kek
>dear diary: i called someone a moron on the internet today
>The moron was so assblasted he has to cover his frickup
>Like, literally, instead of leaving the thread in shame, he spend time of his life to try to save face
>It was a good day, diary
>Uncovering morons, makes me happy
>Dear diary, i did it again. I really let him have it this time.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2h8qwd
I notice the wrong homosexual who said there were not gators/crocs in hippo territory ignored this post.
My homie you are so moronic
All it took was one web search
Crocs
Because he's on the Joe Rogan Experience bro
have a nice day redditors
>see funny memes about silly UFO, stool humping, DMT dude weed dude
>decided to check up his podcast
>its just far right chud politcs, endless transphobia and thinly veiled white suprematism
yeaaaaah, not gonna listen to /tvpol/ anymore, stupid fricking misleading memes
He used to be about fun UFO stuff and cryptids but he noticed he’d get a spike in viewers every time he let some whiny politics dude b***h on his soapbox.
Such a low level bait, not even gonna look for a fish hook picture in my memes folder.
>Such a low level bait
first of all checked, second of all not fricking bait, the JRE has transformed beyond belief since the kung flu killed Joes mind, glad you like the right wing male Oprah though
>>see funny memes about silly UFO, stool humping, DMT dude weed dude
To be fair he USED to be exactly this. Covid, and the media blatantly lying about him, caused him to go a little insane.
Saying his shit is thinly veiled white supremacism is extremely moronic though and makes your post look like absolute bait.
Havent you realized already that joe rogan is only as good as his guests? he only piggy bags them with when who why how etc. questions.
You're talking about a slimy father that cant have fun with his daughter unless he is on drugs and a sweatball that promotes smoking and drinking to god knows how much of a young audience
these dumb memes are exactly why he's becoming more political, good work
>joe joe look..it was either the little kid or me starving in the woods joe
talmbout my trugg b?
Talmbout dat trugg walk, b.