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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanos prequel movie.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Snake

    MOAR celestials!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm okay with this, they were the best part of the movie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank God I get my Sprite movie, My favourite soft drink.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't he take them all? The indian dude didn't even do anything

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He took everyone still on Earth. Angelina Jolie, Saltburn and Girl Flash had left by then.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MOAR celestials!

        Celestials are great. Hell. The Eternals are great. Somehow the idiots at Marvel Studios took an amazing cosmic adventure with atunning Kirby art and made it a boring Marvel flick pretending to be a Tree Of Life art film.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gemma and Angie lezzing out and kicking ass is the only way I see this.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People DON'T die, they're TRANSPORTED (to heaven or hell)

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    creative way to say it was cancelled

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >transformed
    think they mean transitioned

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They probably show up in Fantastic Four because Galactus is there to eat the celestial baby.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'd be let down, as they turned it into stone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have more links to Avengers.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They will troon out?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marvelbros, we are back in the game!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is he thinking about

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      penises

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the 11 herbs and spices

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fried chicken and crime

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thos beans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i did tho
        >smoke detector beep

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where daddy went

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >somehow.. sheev transformed into another death star

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eternals is my favourite post-IW marvel film

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black
    >Thinker

    Pick only one

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not even joking, this is one of the better marvel films tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aren't many of these characters dead?
    are they just going to retcon the movie? or will it be a prequel? or something else entirely

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally only middle-bottom, and even then he just flew at the Sun.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *and top-middle, sorry.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and bottom left too? or am i misremembering the movie?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Salma, Robb and Train to Busan died, and the e-girl got depowered, bringing the cast down to six.

            But they allegedly want to bring Robb and Busan back for the sequel. Salma might come back too if the director doesn't, they hated each other.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              First off, nice digits. Second, the studio saying they might bring back 1 or 2 characters from Eternals is such a blanket statement when 20 characters are in the cast. They're not committing to shit.

              That said, wouldn't mind seeing Sprite in a crossover. There's something about femcel villains that I find a cute!
              >"Oh you're not gonna frick me? Okay, I'll help blow up Earth."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously though... Cinemaphile didn't like this character? How?

                She's basically a pedo meme sprung to life!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wouldn't be hard to do since they are clones & there is a bunch of them

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Hasbro have a new line of toys or are they gonna just reuse all the unsold ones from the first film?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they can't reused the toys from the first film, they're all in a land fill

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they don't sell toys, children don't like it, teenagers don't like it, adults don't like it, nobody went to see the movie, later they made more similar shitty movies, like "The Marvels" and the new "Fantastic Four", which sounds the same, so that's the question: are they making shitty movies on purpose? Is this money laundering?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinkers
    Ayo izzat paperboy?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that movieblob post about how all of the characters will become household names within six months

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Houses of what race families? America is a balkanized nation.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A canceled project

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eternals is the only enjoyable post-Endgame film.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GemmaCHADS....WE'RE BACK!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is ageless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get her a strong black/white man already.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just can't take an indian superhero seriously

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the perishable 2028

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the next The Eternals, Ms Marvel and Shang Chi movies. They are so iconic

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hayek
    >as a superheroine
    we were denied boob kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that deaf girl for some reason. She was really annoying in the walking dead show

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >continues to rape the corpse of Jack Kirby
    humiliation rituals beyond the grave. that's when the REAL fricking begins

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody wants a sequel from these "Inhuman" wannabes.

    Isn't this by the same homosexual who made Granny Goodness and all those visually hideous space gays?

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