Looking back on it now, did the author of these actually hate her large boobs or was she just humblebragging?
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Looking back on it now, did the author of these actually hate her large boobs or was she just humblebragging?
It was absolutely a humble brag, some of that shit doesn't even happen with big breasts.
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It’s a little of a humble brag but big boobs can be annoying when clothes shopping when everything in the world is made for B cups
>OMG no, all the boys and girls want to stare and grope my breasts which are so big that they can't fit into any clothes
Definitely a humblebrag.
>No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants
Faulty bio-engineering to make the hose extend so far away from the muscles that can force liquids out.
I started dabbing my dick with a bit of toilet paper after peeing and honestly far less ends up in my pants, should've started doing it sooner.
Squeeze it a bit like you would a tooth paste tube like you're trying to get the last bit out of it. Primarily squeeze from underneath along the urethral tract, though also hold gently on top with your thumb- you should be able to do this with a single motion of your finger. A couple of gentle squeezes will get most of that extra piss or cum out of the dick. Though, if it was a weak piss, a drop or two is inevitable as it's too far back in the system to really influence and it'll just come out on its own in 5 minutes.
An extra dab of TP like
said helps too.
my sis always complains when she has to get new bras, and yntil a few years ago, finding proper shirts and bliuses was a pain but now she commisions them to a friend of us to get proper clothes.
so I assume that feeling is shared among big boobied women
Is she cute?
yup, she gets a lot of suitors all the time but she always turn them down asap because, in her own words, "they only want her for her position, her money or our family contacts"
she a nice gal tho just incredibly picky
Big boobs attract a lot of weird dudes with mommy issues so it's best to be picky
>they only want her for her position, her money or our family contacts
...and not for her looks first? Are you guys royalty or something?
>Are you guys royalty or something?
nope, but our family is really old and our father and his business is kinda a big deal.
me and my sis moved out together to be at bay of all that.
we both have our own independent business, and she managed to be really succeful by her own merits, me on the other hand, I get travel a lot, so mine isnt as big as her business
chances are you have consumed something marketed by her business
If you look up "humble brag" in the dictionary you're going to find this comic.
That depends on how big Rampaige is irl. If her boobs are significantly bigger than the rest of her body it’s a humblebrag. If she’s got large breasts by being fat, it’s a cope.
Do bras really cost that much? They don't look like they have a lot of fabric in them. Can't it be sewn back together?
Most of them need more materials that regular clothes..also need to feel comfy
Big ones aren't in as much demand as average ones so the lesser economy of scale means they cost more.
Good tips Trips
Good quality and longevity mixed with the need for more material and specific measurements equals an expensive purchase
They're at least as complicated in construction as a good pair of shoes so if anything that sounds pretty cheap.
Not really unless it's a custom fit. Bras should be custom fit; one of the major reasons women have so much issue with bras is because most of them have no idea of the proper band or cup size they should be wearing or how to properly wear the bra.
Cheap ones cost maybe a third or a quarter of that. If you want to buy one from a specialty store where the clerks will help you pick a bra that fits, they may cost that much or even more.
>Do bras really cost that much?
kinda, yes.
regular ones arent that expensive but good brands tend to be "pricy", BUT, larger cups are kinda rare and as such are more expensive, and thats not accounting band size which is another layer of money.
god forbids you have weird proportions, because then you need custom bras and those cost small fortunes
Enjoy your trip.
>haha isn't it so annoying to be given attention and dates and sex anytime because of my physical appearance
I'm sure it gets old after a while.
Even cocaine and porn gets old after a while.
Poor touch starved bastard longs to be sexually harassed because no one will have him any other way
>got my ass groped twice because I look(ed) good in jeans
Sexual harassment fricking sucks. I'm a dude btw.
People on each end will probably never understand each other. It's like complaining that your tap water is now gunky and toxic to somebody who lives in a desert and has to walk miles to draw water from a well
>bawd wannabe
This comic should be called "things that never happened"
Do girls even like having big boobs? It would be kinda messed up if they personally disliked them cause of back pain and stuff, but kept them anyways for the attractiveness/status
They're fun for sexy big boob stuff, not much fun for anything else, everything's expensive and I can't indulge in much fashion because it never fits big boobs, even basic tees get warped, I'd get reduction surgery but I'm a huge pussy about surgery, still considering it
really depends on the person. one of my friends used to be super insecure. too many comments i guess. but she loves them now.
personally i wouldn't want large ones
My partner has I cups, and her main complaint is finding bras that fit. You often have to get them custom made, and they are expensive.
Also finding clothes that don't draw attention to them is hard.
Honestly it's kind of cathartic, of course you can easily humble brag but for the most part what I read felt more like venting than showing off. Larger chested ladies don't have much respect and it's nice to be able to have common complaints with someone.