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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Eric looks happy to be with Ariel up top
    >Guy on the bottom has a thousand yard state screaming regret next to Blariel
    It's like pottery, it rhymes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally soul vs soulless. That guy really looks like he's considering suicide.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "I can't believe I have to go through all this shit just to frick something I legally OWN."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally soul vs soulless. That guy really looks like he's considering suicide.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seems awfully familiar...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Peter Pan a Puckish Rogue with a eternal elfish presence.

          >Get a dull slab faced Pajeet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/bmuqlxw.jpg

        Looking good...

        >Kiss de girl? I mean sure I guess, but...I mean she's nice and all but...ya know maybe...phew...man...yup...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And it's some fricked rap rap version of it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seems awfully familiar...

        Fricking hell Disney. Chemistry fricking matters you epic wastes of space.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he literally looks like the Eric from Ariel Needs Legs holy kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Please don't. Please. PleeeeeEEAA--frick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >romance where the actors have zero chemistry
        as if the movie isn't getting shit on hard enough but they can't even get like basic fricking direction work. even the people that support black leads in films seriously can't sit right knowing damn well disney's making an objectively shit product and using a black woman to take most of the heat for it since she's being pegged as the face of the movie. the very, very wide face.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >crying about chemistry based on these shitposts
          No one's forcing you to reach this hard for an excuse to have a melty.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >you can't just nitpick the promo shots released specifically to advertise the movie
            yeah the dogshit colors terrible casting are one thing but the idea the movie is also awkwardly shot and directed? too much.
            and see you in a few weeks where theres articles saying they had to CGI the kiss scene like that fricking jonah hill movie

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >boo hoo hoo you can't tell that i'm having a melty my bad faith nonsense isn't laughably obvious
              ok
              Just stick to complaining about the cinematography if you want to look like you have an actual point.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                can you just normal words or do you have to type like a dumbfrick butthole 24/7
                >bad faith nonsense
                the frick are you talking about even. I don't care that the movie has a black chick its just clearly a shit remake disney crapped out to keep a stranglehold on their little mermaid copyright and they just slapped a black chick in there to keep morons arguing about race bullshit instead of talking about how the nightmare hellscape disney has warped copyright laws into. the least they can do with this burner film is not make it look like abject shit though so people don't continue to associate black leads with crap films since the only time they push them is in stupid shit like this. like shit I liked princess and the frog, just make like an actual black movie with black characters and black stories and not this stupid shit just to wank off a nearly 35 year old IP you're desperate to hold on to because you wont try to make any new profitable IP's

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean the cinematography is going to be a load of shit if the other live action remakes are any indicator.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looking like good bait at least.

      That's a "if you only knew how bad things were" pic if I saw one.

      why did you make this thread again, homosexual

      Because it's going to bump limit with shitposting.

      >This movie has like 70% black cast
      >The story was changed to be more feminist (Ariel won't leave everything behind for a MAN)
      >CGI looks awful
      >Sebastian, Flounder, Scuttle (now a girl) are nightmare fuel
      >Eric is ugly and soulless (every woman wanted Henry Cavill)
      >Ariel looks like a dirty hobo
      >No chemistry between Ariel and Eric
      >The movie looks too dark
      Did I miss anything?

      Have they fricked up the soundtrack?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There should be at least one rap song on it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get ready for a rap song by sebastian.
        https://screenrant.com/little-mermaid-live-action-movie-sebastian-songs-rap/

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, it would hardly be unexpected given the broadway musical production the relevant people are famous for.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ah fricking horrid "rapping" no Sweeping Caribbean Melody. https://youtu.be/GC_mV1IpjWA

            Double he's doing a shitty fake ass Jamaican accent.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Thank the good graces that the sub par talent that garbage play propped up is starting to fade away.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I hope they make Sebastian a horrifying cgi monstrosity like the did Lion King.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I guess you could call him that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What's funny is that species of crab doesn't live underwater - it's a land-based species. They just picked it because someone thought it looked cool.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hermit Crab would have been a Cool Design to use. Could have made it fit with a music style.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the complete lack of color in the live action version
      Disgusting

      Berry doesn’t look like she’s having a good time either

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why did you make this thread again, homosexual

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >My feet hurt
    >it's cold
    >this b***h is crazy
    >I miss Max

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK IS THE COLOUR

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i am the colour now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i am the colour now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there's a killzone anime?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gross.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WHERE THE FRICK IS THE COLOUR
      Disney thought they just needed a colored person, so they could cheap out on the actual color in the film.
      I am half joking. The scam is they have these shitty remakes and reboots. They half ass them, but they stick in token black and minority recastings. That way, not matter hoe bad the product is, they can deflect criticisms. They are using black people as human shields, all in the name of their own profit. Disgusting.
      I feel bad for this actress being used like this. I know they need work, but it sucks they are put in this position.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >COLOUR

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least we know she won't talk during that scene

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is the bottom even an official image or some shot in production some homosexual took?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like a straight-to-VHS release

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    at least the black cinderella adaptation was fun to look at

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The songs were also an actual improvement from the 60s film/theater it was based on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to frick asian Eric so bad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the prince from cinderella was also named eric? It's been a while since I last saw either film

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will they raceswap Pocahontas in her inevitable reboot?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They cast an aboriginal Australian as her actress

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Short, fat chinese chick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt she'll be an actual Native American that's for sure.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's basically PR suicide. The most they'll do is add a gay side character that kisses in one scene that will be edited out in China.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >This movie has like 70% black cast
    >The story was changed to be more feminist (Ariel won't leave everything behind for a MAN)
    >CGI looks awful
    >Sebastian, Flounder, Scuttle (now a girl) are nightmare fuel
    >Eric is ugly and soulless (every woman wanted Henry Cavill)
    >Ariel looks like a dirty hobo
    >No chemistry between Ariel and Eric
    >The movie looks too dark
    Did I miss anything?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she's going to be ariel's mom

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >My hair is a tidal wave. Your argument is invalid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >black servants
      Uh oh.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah just Trusted Advisers that practically raised him and will be the Voices of reason for his later actions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >seven poons my homie
      >shiiiieet

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Correct

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i could smell it just by looking at that face

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice to have that inside track huh?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      of course the woman lead is a fish-eyed uggo but the man is still a stud

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >stud
        >skinnyfat with Harold's pained face

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the man is still a stud
        that droopy fricker is not a stud kek
        pic related is a stud
        please learn the difference

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Stud
        the man can't act, anon. Hell, while I'm shitting on him I may as well throw in the fact his college degree's just set dressing because it's religious studies and shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jews are in the movie biz because white people considered it the loser job of the time period.
      Only ourselves to blame for this, my fellow whites

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that also true of banking?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, it isn't. Medieval christianity made a lot of allowances for necessary evils so there bankers all over the place, even the Knights Templar got in on it. israelites were allowed to lend at rates that were considered unchristian in exchange for the commoners hating them and the crown shaking them down for money every once in a while.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There have been famous and powerful movie stars since there have been movies. At no time was it considered a lose job.
        >my fellow whites
        Oh I see now.

        Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that also true of banking?

        Ever play monopoly with someone who really didn't want to be in charge of the money? I haven't.

        So how are they gonna make Ursula the "wronged" person in this?

        Some dolphins are going to knock Ursula's mother into the land world, killing her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that also true of banking?

        There have been famous and powerful movie stars since there have been movies. At no time was it considered a lose job.
        >my fellow whites
        Oh I see now.

        [...]
        Ever play monopoly with someone who really didn't want to be in charge of the money? I haven't.

        [...]
        Some dolphins are going to knock Ursula's mother into the land world, killing her.

        No, it isn't. Medieval christianity made a lot of allowances for necessary evils so there bankers all over the place, even the Knights Templar got in on it. israelites were allowed to lend at rates that were considered unchristian in exchange for the commoners hating them and the crown shaking them down for money every once in a while.

        the anti-semitic tropes only apply to people who read in to it and don't realize that being israeli or being catholic or whatever religion is just something to appeal to the normies that you're going to be on magazine covers for. they want normies to believe in god as part of the status quo because god is a tool of controlling the masses. when was the last time you saw an atheist movie star?
        even tom cruise is allowed to be in a scientology cult so long as he's not atheist.

        btw wealthy people identify with their class. there maybe been "jews" who were merchants for kings in the past, but they idenitified as rich people. these same "jews" in the 20th century were the first to ditch germany and gave zero fricks for the working class israelites or the working class israelites who escaped. hitler even helped some "jews" go to israel in the transfer agreement, which also worked out with the crown's colonial satellite state plan mentioned in the first balfour declaration

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No but black women are indeed very manly. I think her shoulders are wider than the prince's.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is what every Prince dreams of marrying

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being so stressed that your eyebrows go bald

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Careful anon. Wouldn't want Woopie stealing your eyebrows.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Disney got it the wrong way around. They went with head of a fish, body of a woman mermaid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >implying those aren't the best mermaids
        Stop leading to a declining birthrate!
        Be an adult, frick those fish girls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually insane how ugly she is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody in the casting department must have mixed up mermaids with deep ones.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thank you for posting anon i love finding excuses to post this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the pose
          >"ya boi H P"

          gets me every time

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            thank you for posting anon i love finding excuses to post this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When I say I want to frick a mermaid, I don't mean for the top part to be the fish.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You could park a bus between those eyes.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one would hope is just because the frame taken.
    But he looks so bored, and im not sure what her face is trying to convey.
    while in the original you can see they are having fun and are exited

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The mermen will be played exclusively by homosexuals in the film

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >underwater completly empty with soulless cgi
    Looks really meh, did ever a race switch movie sold so much? I mean black arielle is okay, if she would look better and we got more of a carribean vibe. But who thought to go with 1:1 movie and muh realism? Like wtf?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She can't swim. Everything underwater had to be totally CGI.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And THAT'S why there are no black mermaids roflmao (I've been answering the "why no black mermaids?" question with that answer for DECADES...and *I'm* black and can swim. That's the other part of the comedy: I'm the last person you'd expect to hear THAT from.)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ha ha.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For real, what's going on with her eyes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How heavily do you guys think reviewers will shill this one? Disney's live-action remakes usually get trashed but is a statement movie fighting against racism - or at least, that's how the press has presented it as.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I figure people will focus on whatever saving graces it has first, if any, to say "sure they messed up x y z but it's carried by a b c" if they nail the songs or Ursula does great it could have a chance.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably be the expanded Song List. Because no way in hell will their versions of Under the Sea or Kiss the Girl compare to the originals.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I also can nitpick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      these are all main characters. There's still incidental characters who are ginger haired or white

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Aragorn

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >origin of dark elves.jpg

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, well see that's actually Aragorn on the right and trans black Arwen on the left

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      French I can accept because they're French.
      Romans however...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I still can't get over that they brownwashed Rex for a Greek actor. I know many of us can get nice and tan... if we dont spend all day inside shitposting. Yet changing the skin of a comic character for a Greek actor is crazy to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I actually want a show or film to make a black Zuess just to make the joke that the reason there are so many black electric based super heroes is cause of his bloodline.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the only cute one there is domino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It legit looks like a slave and her owner.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this lmao
      look at her driving her Mastah

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And his face says it all.
        >women drivers

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I acknowlege your opinion and I disagree entirely

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's okay.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is a good day to drive.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As a lomg time Trekkie, that just made her hotter.
      Many Klingon females are wild in the sack.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        BROKEN
        CLAVICLE

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Another BET remake

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >when the water is free

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      her nose looks like a banshee from Halo

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they make him black too

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cared enough to post.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People who don't like iconic, beautiful characters being replaced by mediocre, ugly black b***hes?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldnt they at least pick an attractive black actress?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      all black queens are inherently beautiful. periodt.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >White savior complex
    This will not end well

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are changing the story to be more feminist. Eric won't be saving Ariel.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ariel should have been played by an 80s vibe babe since that was the inspiration for her hair.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is going to call me a homosexual for this but I can imagine an alternate universe where the race switch Little Mermaid could work really well.
    Like in this setting mermaid's are found predominantly in the Carribean and South America so most are naturally dark/indigenous skinned. Then when Ariel meets Prince Eric and take's her to his homeland it becomes a massive culture shock not to just her but to the people of his kingdom as he scandouslly has fallen for a black woman and there's this whole subplot where Ariel realizes theh human world isn't this idealized land she thought and in reality it's kinda shitty but the love between her and Eric is geniune and grows. I'm not going to act this shit I came up with in 5 minutes is deep or new but I'd argue it's something. Literally anything. Plus it adds some actual depth to the main characters race change.

    Of course Disney doesn't have the balls to actually try anything new or be creative and instead will just be a shit rehash of the first film with some cringe "GURL BOSS FRICK YEAH!" scenes thrown in and an easilly edited out for international audiences gay kiss in the far background.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn dude. You added depth. Everyone was saying that the story of an independent dark mermaid would have been accepted. People buck at this specifically because it's Ariel. We know Ariel's story. We know her songs. We know what she looks like. We have in our hearts a vision or a fantasy of how she would be if she were real. If a beautiful red haired blue-eyed girl gave up everything she had just to be a part of something bigger and explore the feeling of her love. It's cute, charming subject matter and needs to match that in aesthetic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I would have watched your version, even if you did come up with it in 5 minutes

        Thanks, since you liked it I'd add some more details on how this hypoethical film that'll never happen can go.
        >Land subplot including Eric having scheming noble family
        >They use the scandal to try to take away Eric's right to rule for wanting to be with not just a commonor but a savage commonor at that
        >Scheming brother/cousin/uncle/whatever throw's some loophole about how nobles can only marry between other loopholes and by marrying Ariel he will have to disvow the crown
        >Arial meanwhile faces discrimination and disdain from most others
        >Eric's shipmates also initially treat her poorly
        >Overtime when hanging out with the crew Arial shows off her knowledge of the sea (she's a damn mermaid so of course she'd know this shit) this impresses her
        >After all that set-up Ursula's plan can remain largley the same though but now emphasize how her disguise is some white Noble from a far off land making her more accepted by everyone
        >Eric's crew thinks this is pretty shitty now that they kinda like Arial and comfront him before the wedding of disguised Ursula
        >Final battle more or less stays the same
        >When Arial is revealed to be a Mermaid after defeating Ursula her and Posiedan ask Arial and her crew to keep their secret so the mermaids may live in peace without human interference
        >All the crew and Eric agree even if it means that not revealing Ariel's magic and noble background means Eric sacrifices being a prince and future king
        >Arial sacrifices being a mermaid and Eric sacrifices being a king
        >But both have a happy ending having each other
        Please hire me Disney. Or really any writer this shit ain't hard.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How does mulatto Melody work in your story? I think it’d be funny if initially Melody is curious about her black side, and she takes Ariel’s dismissiveness for the culture as Ariel having internalized racism, completely unaware that it’s because mermaids. Also Blariel not knowing anything about human black culture when confronted by black humans.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Melody
            I'd probably want to just come up with a whole new thing for the sequel but keep the core of it being about their child.
            >That spoiler
            it could either be written for fish-out-of-water comedy or used as a dramatic moment of discovery as she realizes how horribly human's treat one another.

            Dude. You...you need to write. Honestly, man. That was good.
            >Arial
            Fricking lmao

            MY ADHD ass brain prevents me from finishing anything. Also i'm pretty damn awful with my typo's and mispellings cause Arial wasn't the only one.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >How does mulatto Melody work in your story?
            She kills herself after realizing how fricking ugly she is

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I would

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              she's cute. i'd eat her pussy and make her a sandwich

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You morons post this all the time to imply that's how every mixed person thinks or feels

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If your webm was meant to illustrate your point, you failed.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dude. You...you need to write. Honestly, man. That was good.
          >Arial
          Fricking lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would have watched your version, even if you did come up with it in 5 minutes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds great. It would address real-world race issues and cast them in a narrative that can engender a positive difference, with the possibility for changing perspectives in a way that isn’t as superficial (or controversial) as merely changing a character’s skin color. And Disney can keep making bank from its tried and true “love conquers all” formula.

      Now I’m mad because I can see how familiar scenes and situations from the original movie (Ariel’s dinglehopper and tobacco use, her voice being stolen and misused by Ursula, the subjugation — both real and perceived — by her own father) could be presented in an entirely new light that illuminates what life is like for a person facing prejudice for their appearance or outsider status in an otherwise welcoming society.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Thanks, since you liked it I'd add some more details on how this hypoethical film that'll never happen can go.
      >Land subplot including Eric having scheming noble family
      >They use the scandal to try to take away Eric's right to rule for wanting to be with not just a commonor but a savage commonor at that
      >Scheming brother/cousin/uncle/whatever throw's some loophole about how nobles can only marry between other loopholes and by marrying Ariel he will have to disvow the crown
      >Arial meanwhile faces discrimination and disdain from most others
      >Eric's shipmates also initially treat her poorly
      >Overtime when hanging out with the crew Arial shows off her knowledge of the sea (she's a damn mermaid so of course she'd know this shit) this impresses her
      >After all that set-up Ursula's plan can remain largley the same though but now emphasize how her disguise is some white Noble from a far off land making her more accepted by everyone
      >Eric's crew thinks this is pretty shitty now that they kinda like Arial and comfront him before the wedding of disguised Ursula
      >Final battle more or less stays the same
      >When Arial is revealed to be a Mermaid after defeating Ursula her and Posiedan ask Arial and her crew to keep their secret so the mermaids may live in peace without human interference
      >All the crew and Eric agree even if it means that not revealing Ariel's magic and noble background means Eric sacrifices being a prince and future king
      >Arial sacrifices being a mermaid and Eric sacrifices being a king
      >But both have a happy ending having each other
      Please hire me Disney. Or really any writer this shit ain't hard.

      Very nice changes, though with how much is being changed, I think it'd work better in a new, different movie, instead of reworking an older one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Would have been a better choice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ariel isn't a race. She's a fictional literally soulless fish entity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are stories in African mythology about a fishtailed ocean god and his daughters that Disney could have adapted into a black mermaid story but they're too lazy to do that and instead, you just get a palette swapped Hans Christian Anderson story.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Hans Christian Anderson story
        Is this going to have a faithful ending where Ariel gets cucked, her sisters give her a dagger to kill the princess but she lacks the balls to do so, dies, and goes to heaven for not stabbing the prince to death?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wish they'd have the stones to go that hard.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, you got a made-up story with a Hans Christian Andersen title slapped on it, and even if you went with the Andersen version she's still not a human being or even a true person who happens to have a tail. The Disney version hasn't got anything to do with the point of his story.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This already has the built in base according to them. To make something new would be a "risk" to them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can do your "racism bad" version, just don't call the characters Eric and Ariel. Disney Eric would never fall in love with a nigress and Ariel shouldn't be an ugly nigress.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn dude. You added depth. Everyone was saying that the story of an independent dark mermaid would have been accepted. People buck at this specifically because it's Ariel. We know Ariel's story. We know her songs. We know what she looks like. We have in our hearts a vision or a fantasy of how she would be if she were real. If a beautiful red haired blue-eyed girl gave up everything she had just to be a part of something bigger and explore the feeling of her love. It's cute, charming subject matter and needs to match that in aesthetic.

      >Make Ariel black
      >keep the part of the plot where she can't talk
      Someone is going to zero in on it.

      >This movie has like 70% black cast
      >The story was changed to be more feminist (Ariel won't leave everything behind for a MAN)
      >CGI looks awful
      >Sebastian, Flounder, Scuttle (now a girl) are nightmare fuel
      >Eric is ugly and soulless (every woman wanted Henry Cavill)
      >Ariel looks like a dirty hobo
      >No chemistry between Ariel and Eric
      >The movie looks too dark
      Did I miss anything?

      mermaids as creatures are from babylonian/sumerian mythology. mermaids have been in african and asian mythology too, long before whatever rando writer in europe

      hans christian andersen was on the late bus. anyone freaking out apparently isn't aware.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now, the real question here is, does the black b***h show her feet in a manner similar to pic related?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    looks like he bought her at a slave auction

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TARIQ IS GONNA FREAK!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    at least she's hydrodynamic with her round face and torpedo hair that matted itself in the ocean into dreadlocks

    really makes you think of what message they're sending here about black people

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Make Ariel black
    >keep the part of the plot where she can't talk
    Someone is going to zero in on it.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    in 5-10 years, what will the remake of this remake look like?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if the Japanese know, but Daisy was acting like a b***h even before the 1990s era. Otherwise, I wouldn't be surprised if Donald and Daisy were made to be black ducks to pander to black people.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least the other half of her looks like a fish now.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You give Kit Fisto the respect he deserves.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        HHRRRKRK!

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When Ursula is disguised later in the movie and is using Ariel's stolen voice to woo the prince, it would be funny if they made her a red haired caucasian girl like the original Ariel. People would be so pissed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      On a similar note, I did read that Ariel's VA was going to have an appearance. If she plays Ursula in disguise, that would actually be based.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >in disguise
        Jodi Benson is over 60 years old. If she has a cameo it will be something like a royal or a servant.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She could be the prince's mother or maybe grandmother.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Queen Mother. Probably telling how "Ariel is the daughter she never had"

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Erik taking a ride with one of the plantation's servant girls?

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know any other black men who wants more black women in movies, we don't even want to date them let alone pay money to see the ugliest among them on screen for hours.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just waiting for the eventual seethe that it's a wm/bf couple.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make characters interracial instead of making them gay

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So how are they gonna make Ursula the "wronged" person in this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She was modelled off the kind of Drag Queen for whom it actually *was* just a joke for fun. They'll make her Triton's trans brother or something and claim that Triton usurped her claim to the throne or some shit.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't describe it. She looks okay in video but kind of ugly in stills

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same energy

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not really

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love how a darker skin tone helps her hide the fact that she is missing half of her brain lmfao

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It does look like a blind date gone wrong.

    But I don't think she'll be bad. As long as she maintains the wide-eyed freaking out of a literal fish out of water.

    Don't know what he's looking at. Trying to work off a burrito?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We'll see how it goes. Word is she's got lots more songs than before. Dunno how that'll play out.

      Other than them being tonally jarring compared to the original pieces

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Innsmouth adaptation is looking good.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How long do I have to wait for the improved version?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Negative 33 years.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"bu-what if we put a beauty filter?"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It works both ways.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You know what, this would be by far more entertaining.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        To play who? Jabba the Hut?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          More like Mama the Hutt

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