Looks like Bam was EARTHROCKIN a little to hard for Steve-O
Looks like Bam was EARTHROCKIN a little to hard for Steve-O
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IT AIN'T NO JOKE
Steve-O's character arc is an interesting one, he went from being a based comedy star to The World's Most Annoying Person
i'm still waiting for him to deliver humanitarian supplies to glowie mercs in bakhmut
>This is Steve-O and I'm doing the Ukranian woman challenge in Bakhmut to raise money for Lou Gehrig's disease. I'm shouting out Shaquille Oneal, Lil Nas X, and Michelle Obama to do the same! Okay here we go! *Vomits on her penis*
He has always been The World's Most Annoying Person. Family did a good Steve-O lampoon that sums him up perfectly.
family?
la familia
Family Dad
It's been memory holed the fuck out, but there was an episode crossover where "Dr. Steve-O" and porn actress/former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey who at the same time has some show on the Playboy Channel collaborated and it was just fucking comedy gold.....but I've never been able to find it. Her show was called totally busted and there's an IMDB page, but besides that I can't find it anywhere
there is nothing called totally busted on her imdb page retard
I'm FUCKING TELLING YOU IT WAS MEMORYHOLED. Here, this is close as I'm able to get. If you look up totally busted on IMDB there's a trailer, and the fascinating thing is that in the trailer all the "models" are names in little montages EXCEPT for her, so the only way I can prove it is by doing a screen grab.
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-26465844_160010920
FUCK steve-o
>Hey man you are took fucked up for jackass 4, its not right for anybody, this is the best choice for us all
>doesnt get better
>Hey man come on tour with me
>doesnt get better
>Hey man ur fucked i give up
He is actually in Jackass4, just not credited. When they're doing the treadmill brass band segment he is there... SO not sure how far they got through filming before canning him.
Cant wait for Bam to realize this shill machine of a "friend" is ever faker than the rest of them.
/ourguy/ is going to knock the fuck out of Steve-Oh Face for talking all this shit about him.
Gonna Bob Sapp those dentures out
novak kinda jacked tho
yeah jacked deez nuts for drugs
That doesn't look as fun as doing drugs and drinking
lets gaze into each others eyes and gym dance
bam hyde
you don't have to be at a healthy BMI to be an earth rocker
There's a bunch of really REALLY weird home movies of him and his wife (pic related) scattered around the internet that are absolute kino. The only problem is that he puts them up on instagram accounts (yes because he actually has several unofficial ones) and then almost immediately he takes them down. But I'm talking Cinemaphile quality tier. One I saw about a year back was just him holding the camera and following her around the house while she had this horrified look to her face, and then there's another one where he buys her a bunch of dildos and just starts throwing them at her while she's in a parked car.
If you can find them, they're worth searching for. I do suspect however that she's a willing participant and that it's all a marketing ruse. In fact I'm gonna go ahead and say it; although he might do drugs I don't think he's actually as overt the top as many might think he is. The kicker for me was when he went on Dr. Phil.....I mean that whole show is just theatrics, c'mon...
Been years since I’ve seen this image, wonder how that poor guy is doing now
qrd
boyfriend of some pornstar from a louis theroux doc
goes something like
>i don't want you to do a scene where 10 guys cum on your face
>but baby we want to go on holiday
Reminder he filmed Ryan Dunn ghost scene in his doc about himself
Im happy for Steve-O getting clean but he is just another example of a drunk or druggie becoming sober and becoming annoying while gaining some christ complex along the way. I swear each of them thinks they're the first person to ever beat a habit.
>realize life is fragile
>change your whole outlook to be a source of help for others, many of which still live with their head in the sand
>this is bad because I don't trust selfless acts or because I'm a projecting asshole who feels insecure about people doing good
He's being really lame but he still acts like he's cool
If you find sober "lame" you're mentally 12 years old. Now get mad about it addict.
Being sober isn’t lame, talking about being sober all the time is lame. You fucking turboautist.
being sober is something we should all aspire to. there are many inspiring teetolars: hitler, 50 cent, shinzo abe, angus young, buzz aldrin the list goes on and on.
however if you become sober and spend the rest of your sobriety talking about the good old days when you used to get wasted whilst flogging your sparkling water, hot sauce and dollar shave club it's lame. it's annoying and it makes most normal people feel antagonistic
>selfless acts
lol he just wanted to use bam to sell hot sauce, fuck outta here with selfless. He would have called Bam like a man instead of doing that public virtue signaling on instagram
I don't get this either. I'm addict who's gotten sober before, I feel like these guy should know better than anyone you can't convince someone to change that shit, they have to decide its a problem and then want it. The proselytizing just falls on deaf ears or you're preaching to the choir
I feel like as much as they know that, Bam is still their friend and he wants to save him.
Steve-os put on some weight, that's encouraging.
Steve-O was doing fucking kilos of coke a day at one point.
This ''all in or nothing'' personality giving advice about drugs and booze are such self-gratifying puritan's. There's no middle-ground for them because they have never experienced what moderation is or have the ability to stop. It's pathetic.
''Let me help you''. Fuck you dude.
steve-o is going to just collapse one day, all that shit catches up with you. i bet Bams fat drunk ass is going to outlive the crew
He's gonna earthrock until the sun burns out, family.
>''Let me help you''
Yeah I always hated those people when I was strung out. It's straight up virtue signaling, but like on a straight up narcissistic—sociopathic level. And it seems like Steve-O has decided that he's going to make his whole personality revolve around sobriety, again, another peeve of mine. I've also noticed that the ones that never stfu about their sobriety are either secretly still getting high or relapse again eventually because they're ALWAYS talking about it, so like in a way they're keeping it alive in their mind.
Like just quit and fucking never look back. I don't even remember what a heroin high feels like anymore (I mean I could remind myself real quick but I won't for obvious reasons.) All I really do remember was that the withdrawals were miserable, even though I don't remember what the withdrawals felt like I just know that it was bad, perhaps so bad that my mind deleted it. I always wondered if that's why so many people relapse on opiates specifically. It was the only drug I ever did so I can't vouch for the uppers.
Thanks for reading my blog.
> Like just quit and fucking never look back
True, my boomer dad smoked a pack of cigs a day for 40 years straight and had to stop because of health issues (obviously). He finished his last pack, and never ever looked back or even mentioned smoking again. This was over ten years ago, but meanwhile my best friend is constantly trying to quit but falls back on cigs everytime he gets a little stressed.
And you still live with him? You're a grown man.
Does it make you feel good to act like a dick on here? What in the fuck do you get out of it? Dumbass.
Kek loser
Fuck you bitch
you CANNOT keep an earthrocker down
I was hoping bam would show steve-o the light of the way of the fat vampire and we'd get relapse kino but at least bam kino is back on the menu boys
>Brings him on a drug-fueled tour bus
>DUDE I TRIED MY BEST OH WELL THAT SUCKS
him on a piss-fueled tour bus
fixed
K I N O
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absolutely earthrocking
are his tard handlers still posting on his "official" instagram?
This shit was kinda funny when he was a 23 year old brat, but when you’re a 50 year old dad, it just gets extremely sad. Being “a mess” stops being cool after your 30s.
>This shit was kinda lame when he was a 23 year old brat, but when he's a 50 year old dad, it just gets extremely based. Being “an earthrocker” starts being cool after your 30s.
fixed
if steveo was a true fren he wouldn't have posted that
This
>I tried my best, internet......Come see me live tonight in Fairbanks Alaska at the Hering Auditorium! Doors open at 7pm.
you dont have to have to die for a week to be an earthrocker
he's back on meth folks
>yfw you're an idion
>Just want to give a quick shoutout to my man Bam who tragically died of a piss overdose last week after I tirelessly tried to help him get clean. But unlike myself Bam just couldn't overcome his demons and they overcame him.
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>i wanna tittyfuck my buttkeeps
what did he mean by this?
>Youre dying brother
better build him a skatepark.
>whiteoid margera dying of alcohol abuse and drugs
>rob ~~*Dyrdek*~~ about to reach 1 billion net worth
earthrock bros wtf
i don't care what anyone says. dyrdek is a charisma vacuum. fucking cringe to watch. he was a great skater tho.
DAE DC Shoes bro?
Margera ends in a vowel. He's not white but some pastamoron amerimutt abomination
Who the FUCK watches his retard show where they just comment on youtube videos? At least Rob and Big was an actual buddy cop show.
Did a naxx pug with steveo on grobbus, dude played a prot paladin did all the mechanics provides fish feasts and flasks. Genuinely one of the better wow playera I played with and was not afraid to drop gay in the discord chat.
Coffins cant hold Earthrockers.
oh no guys bam is at it again
and now hes
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>the magnum 44
kino
Wait did bam ruin the only chance he got to not be a worthless druggie on that tour thingie with steve?
>Wait did bam ruin the only chance he got to not be a worthless druggie on that tour thingie with steve?
yes, that was the last chance
next stop, smoking crack with nobodies under the bridge
sick of this shit
sick of all of it
as long as he doesnt lose his phone were in for kino
>too jackass for jackass
>Im Bam Margera and this is murder suicide
steve-o? more like steve-NO
you don't need to be a musician to be an earthrocker, but you do need to be an earthrocker to be an earthrocker
steve is merely an earthjiver, a soilwobbler