That's a woman thirsting after Hayden anon.
Twitter is literally filled with wet bitches if you go through the trending tag for Hayden that was near the top yesterday.
FFS one had made a video of him set to some kind of Blackid music with a rapper singing "daddies home".
>How's the show really doing. I mean viewership wise.
All you have to do is look at the posts here, the vast majority praising it here are waifufags, or people whose favorite things SW were CW and Rebels. Which weren't bad, but were never going to translate well to live action.
I wouldn't even bother myself before it's all released anyway, but it doesn't seem like it's all that great. Obi-wan was unwatchable.
>Young Jacen, did I ever tell you about that time my old buddy Thrawn and I tried multiple times to have you kidnapped and shipped off to a crazy clone jedi master? It was back when we still had your mother's bodyguards' people duped into eternal servitude and had a good laugh at it.
Finally got around to getting through NJO and jaysus christ the whitewash was cringy.
/misc/ is utterly irrelevant. A den of autistic contrarian dipshits are not a valid sample of really any part of the population.
This board, and really this website as a whole represent the genetic end of the road for humanity. It's like a habitat where anons live out the rest of their days relatively happy among other miserable dipshits.
>/misc/ is utterly irrelevant. >t. /misc/ poster
Yes it's 60% garbage and trolling contrarianism but you can still get a pretty accurate gauge of whether something is good or not if you dismiss the no-lifer troll posts and shilling.
>How's the show really doing
It's doing worse than Obi-Wan and BoBF, and only a tad better than Andor. Clone Wars memberberries ain't saving this shitshow.
It's amazing to me that Mandalorian saves Star Wars from completely collapsing in interest, at least for a few more years. Nothing they've tried since then has been remotely as popular.
It's like a far superior version of Boba Fett, and the first season at least had no interference. Of course once it became popular and looked like it might revive the franchise they started interfering.
first two mando season was their golden egg to save the franchise from total death
its unironically ended in an interesting premise of us following either Luke and Grogu, or Mando on his own, or both of those lines simultaneously
And people loved the idea of Luke and Grogu adventures, and Mando learning how to wield Darksaber
Instead they fucked all this shit up by completely reverting everything back to status quo
Such a retarded management decisions its mindboggling Disney shareholders didnt fire everyone who answer for SW franchise
Like absolute shit, worse than She Hulk and that's not hyperbole. Someone posted a pic with the viewers, it was something like 1.5 million for she hulk and 1 million for ashoka it's fucking OVER for disney
They have to be anemic. I have a total basedfaced coworker who absolutely gobbles up Star Wars and onions slop. Of the Disney shows, I've only seen S1 Mando and Andor, but I wanted to see Ahsoka because I was big Clone Wars fan when I was a teenager. I asked him about it at work and he just shrugged his shoulders and said he'd watch it later, but that he was too busy playing Starfield.
jesus this is lazy framing. I hope whatever diversity hire was responsible for this gets a bayonet shoved up their ass and is paraded down main street for the next 20 generations to learn from.
most people who call themselves "star wars fans" unironically, unequivocally, and unapologetically state their open hatred for all Star Wars content that isn't Empire Strikes Back and some EU books
>most people who call themselves "star wars fans" unironically, unequivocally, and unapologetically state their open hatred for all Star Wars content that isn't Empire Strikes Back and some EU books
Literally me. Except add in Revenge of the Sith and a few games.
What the fuck is this? I can suspend my disbelief when it comes to a green guy being in the scene, but this is retarded. Who sees this and just accepts it? Do they have some ridiculous lore-friendly explanation for 3 adults being unable to catch a 5-year-old? Were the thetans bending time and space and making her faster?
This may be the most embarrassing thing SW/Disney has ever released. Astounding that not only someone wrote this, but a producer and executive read it and didn't immediately fire the writer.
They should have had anthony kiedis pop out from behind a tree and start singing run away run away run away now.
Then the whole show devolves into an rhcp video for the next 5 minutes. It still would have been better than what they actually did.
OT
PT
Thrawn trilogy
Original Clone Wars miniseries/ CWMMP
KotOR 1, 2 and the comics
Dark Forces/Jedi series
and everything else I think is cool from the EU.
>not the shot of Luke looking off into distance at the twin suns in episode IV
I don't even like SW that much and even I know that's the best shot in the franchise.
let it die already. Me and my hardcore star wars fans have all given up on the franchise and don't even consoom then newest shows anymore. The last straw for me was when that hack Filoni had Giga Chad Maul job to his OC Ashoka. In no world does Ashoka beat Maul when Maul was able to hold his own in terms of saber dueling with Darth Sidious, and Obi-Wan.
Hayden made it to the top of twitter trending two weeks in a row.
He's the golden goose for Star Wars and everyone knows it. Normie zoomers get all tingly when they see him in action as Anakin because his anger speaks to their own seething towards the boomers that condemned them to future living in a pod.
The men who cry for a living on youtube are going gaga over this episode, even agitated allejandro is singing the shows praises. It's a normie sensation.
From my point of view this is the absolute peak of Star Wars. >Luke on swamp soundstage with Frank Oz under the stage puppeting Yoda >R2 looking on in robot wonder at the ancient magic >beautiful matte painting to expand the stage >composited xwing model shot transitioning into the full scale model that Luke interacts with >music swelling with the best music in Star Wars
I Keep seeing on social media things like "Filoni saved star wars, Im gonna cry" etc..but then there's the low rating on disney +. Seriously i dont know if its shilling or what else.
Watch the show. Or I can just spoiler you if you aren't watching it
It is revealed that Darth Vader isn't really Anakin. Darth Vader is actually a Clone Trooper medic that Palpatine brainwashed into believing was Anakin. The real Anakin survived Mustafar and founded a secret rebel organization dedicated to taking down Palpatine from the shadows
He's quite likely taken on the role of the father from the Filoni cartoons, You're looking at your new force god. Ahsoka will be the daughter. The son, who knows.
well I don't know which one to believe, but both sound horrible, SW is truly dead.
He's quite likely taken on the role of the father from the Filoni cartoons, You're looking at your new force god. Ahsoka will be the daughter. The son, who knows.
It's so simple and plain even a retard could understand his purpose.
She confronts her fear of falling to the dark side in her through his teaching, Rejects the dark side just as luke did, and embraces the light.
For fuck sake she literally puts on an all white outfit and is bathed in etherial white light in the final shots of the episode.
It's not rocket science stuff. You contrarian dingleberries are the most dense motherfuckers on earth.
I mean you dont even have to state the obvious.
Those twitter retards who piss their pants over into your face direct parallel between Vader and Anakin just to then go here and say 'Uhm AotC is so bad looking, visuals are bad" are just that - twitter retards.
>Mfw just to see Anakin walking in his typical intimidating way like that with the red lightsbaer would be way more effective and cool than this midwit back n forths switch between him and Vader
But you don't get it, if they didn't do that, most of the people watching this show would have no fucking clue Anakin was Vader. That's the absolute state.
But you don't get it, if they didn't do that, most of the people watching this show would have no fucking clue Anakin was Vader. That's the absolute state.
You are unbelievably stupid. Imagine getting filtered by a Disney+ show of all things. I'd sooner kill myself than live in shame if I were you.
What point in time is this supposed to be? He had the blue saber the whole third episode, all the way to the fight with obi wan where he got Jeremy Renner'd. So if he's whole Annie here, why does he have a red saber?
The binary sunset from ANH is the best shot in all of Star Wars. Without saying anything it shows our protagonist searching for the truth in an uncertain universe.
George Lucas used to be smart.
Worst thread of /misc/ rn
>Shit green green screen trash shot
>OMG LE HECKNG BEST SHOT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!
kys
it does go hard tbqh
>it does go hard
with the n64 fog? yeah quite an accomplishment
That user is probably about 13 years old, anon.
They just think Anakin looks cool there.
Cut him some slack.
That's a woman thirsting after Hayden anon.
Twitter is literally filled with wet bitches if you go through the trending tag for Hayden that was near the top yesterday.
FFS one had made a video of him set to some kind of Blackid music with a rapper singing "daddies home".
Poor guy, why didn't someone get him a paper/plastic bag or something? Sitting up like that while vomiting could've end with him choking.
Americans
Americans are so fat they carry 100 pounds of goyslop inside them. once he starts puking it's like a fountain that doesn't end
Honest answer. How's the show really doing. I mean viewership wise. Serious answer please, neither shiling or contrarianism.
>How's the show really doing. I mean viewership wise.
All you have to do is look at the posts here, the vast majority praising it here are waifufags, or people whose favorite things SW were CW and Rebels. Which weren't bad, but were never going to translate well to live action.
I wouldn't even bother myself before it's all released anyway, but it doesn't seem like it's all that great. Obi-wan was unwatchable.
Nobody cares what /misc/ posters think. He means full viewership including proper people that matter.
>Nobody cares what /misc/ posters think.
/misc/ poster opinion so dismissed.
>Young Jacen, did I ever tell you about that time my old buddy Thrawn and I tried multiple times to have you kidnapped and shipped off to a crazy clone jedi master? It was back when we still had your mother's bodyguards' people duped into eternal servitude and had a good laugh at it.
Finally got around to getting through NJO and jaysus christ the whitewash was cringy.
/misc/ is utterly irrelevant. A den of autistic contrarian dipshits are not a valid sample of really any part of the population.
This board, and really this website as a whole represent the genetic end of the road for humanity. It's like a habitat where anons live out the rest of their days relatively happy among other miserable dipshits.
>/misc/ is utterly irrelevant.
>t. /misc/ poster
Yes it's 60% garbage and trolling contrarianism but you can still get a pretty accurate gauge of whether something is good or not if you dismiss the no-lifer troll posts and shilling.
>SW were CW and Rebels. Which weren't bad
kys gay
>Lucas dickrider detected
They were fine shows for children, just like everyone always excuses the prequels for being.
>How's the show really doing
It's doing worse than Obi-Wan and BoBF, and only a tad better than Andor. Clone Wars memberberries ain't saving this shitshow.
It's amazing to me that Mandalorian saves Star Wars from completely collapsing in interest, at least for a few more years. Nothing they've tried since then has been remotely as popular.
It's like a far superior version of Boba Fett, and the first season at least had no interference. Of course once it became popular and looked like it might revive the franchise they started interfering.
first two mando season was their golden egg to save the franchise from total death
its unironically ended in an interesting premise of us following either Luke and Grogu, or Mando on his own, or both of those lines simultaneously
And people loved the idea of Luke and Grogu adventures, and Mando learning how to wield Darksaber
Instead they fucked all this shit up by completely reverting everything back to status quo
Such a retarded management decisions its mindboggling Disney shareholders didnt fire everyone who answer for SW franchise
Like absolute shit, worse than She Hulk and that's not hyperbole. Someone posted a pic with the viewers, it was something like 1.5 million for she hulk and 1 million for ashoka it's fucking OVER for disney
They have to be anemic. I have a total basedfaced coworker who absolutely gobbles up Star Wars and onions slop. Of the Disney shows, I've only seen S1 Mando and Andor, but I wanted to see Ahsoka because I was big Clone Wars fan when I was a teenager. I asked him about it at work and he just shrugged his shoulders and said he'd watch it later, but that he was too busy playing Starfield.
>new standard for Star Wars
>music-video-tier quick cut editing is """new""" now
lol
lmao even
>HOLY SHIT IS THAT... IS THAT LE HECKIN SYMBOLISM???... THIS IS SO DEEPERINO I AM VERY SMARTERINO FOR WATCHING THISERINO
The only thing good was Anakin smiling
How the fuck did this genocidal asshole do such a good job training his padawan?
>Zoomers discover rule of thirds
This is everything.
jesus this is lazy framing. I hope whatever diversity hire was responsible for this gets a bayonet shoved up their ass and is paraded down main street for the next 20 generations to learn from.
Have Star Wars fans even watched the original trilogy?
unironically no, they have not
most people who call themselves "star wars fans" unironically, unequivocally, and unapologetically state their open hatred for all Star Wars content that isn't Empire Strikes Back and some EU books
>most people who call themselves "star wars fans" unironically, unequivocally, and unapologetically state their open hatred for all Star Wars content that isn't Empire Strikes Back and some EU books
Literally me. Except add in Revenge of the Sith and a few games.
What the fuck is this? I can suspend my disbelief when it comes to a green guy being in the scene, but this is retarded. Who sees this and just accepts it? Do they have some ridiculous lore-friendly explanation for 3 adults being unable to catch a 5-year-old? Were the thetans bending time and space and making her faster?
Even the Leia actress said this scene was fucking dumb.
Obi Wan was utter garbage, not even Ewan McGregor could make it watchable
This may be the most embarrassing thing SW/Disney has ever released. Astounding that not only someone wrote this, but a producer and executive read it and didn't immediately fire the writer.
You ah I'm not sure what happened to the choreography on the Obi-Wan show.
A fucking box
Also T-47 can't hover stationary, otherwise they would have done that in Hoth because it would have been extremely useful
Did you know-
this is actually T-48 that can hover stationary, it could have done that in Hoth were it there, it would have been extremely useful
This was greenlit?
Was anyone allowed to see this before it was pushed to audiences?
How many meetings did they have over this scene?
They should have had anthony kiedis pop out from behind a tree and start singing run away run away run away now.
Then the whole show devolves into an rhcp video for the next 5 minutes. It still would have been better than what they actually did.
And they're fucking right
Andor is on that exceptions list now too.
OT
PT
Clone Wars
Andor
Most of the videogames before 2007
Heir to the Empire series
Plageuis
IMO, that is the Star Wars universe. Everything else is not canon.
You are right but throw in Rogue One, Bounty Hunter and the Tarkin novel by the author of Darth Plagueis
For me it's:
OT
PT
Thrawn trilogy
Original Clone Wars miniseries/ CWMMP
KotOR 1, 2 and the comics
Dark Forces/Jedi series
and everything else I think is cool from the EU.
That shot is from Empire Strikes Back
They neither watch the prequals. Anakin had a right up blue saber until he became a robot
>not the shot of Luke looking off into distance at the twin suns in episode IV
I don't even like SW that much and even I know that's the best shot in the franchise.
let it die already. Me and my hardcore star wars fans have all given up on the franchise and don't even consoom then newest shows anymore. The last straw for me was when that hack Filoni had Giga Chad Maul job to his OC Ashoka. In no world does Ashoka beat Maul when Maul was able to hold his own in terms of saber dueling with Darth Sidious, and Obi-Wan.
You are giga low IQ, it's amazing.
Hayden made it to the top of twitter trending two weeks in a row.
He's the golden goose for Star Wars and everyone knows it. Normie zoomers get all tingly when they see him in action as Anakin because his anger speaks to their own seething towards the boomers that condemned them to future living in a pod.
The men who cry for a living on youtube are going gaga over this episode, even agitated allejandro is singing the shows praises. It's a normie sensation.
Hayden Christensen has been in a grand total of 0 good Star Wars projects.
From my point of view this is the absolute peak of Star Wars.
>Luke on swamp soundstage with Frank Oz under the stage puppeting Yoda
>R2 looking on in robot wonder at the ancient magic
>beautiful matte painting to expand the stage
>composited xwing model shot transitioning into the full scale model that Luke interacts with
>music swelling with the best music in Star Wars
twitter stans deserve the rope
that tracks
Everyone loves Hayden now. The man is a hit, holy shit
just me or does that shot look like a shot from an indian tv show when a new character gets introduced?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I Keep seeing on social media things like "Filoni saved star wars, Im gonna cry" etc..but then there's the low rating on disney +. Seriously i dont know if its shilling or what else.
Desperation, if this one fails, that's pretty much it, despite the fact it's clearly been over for years.
>best shot in SW is just Anakin standing in fog
Kill all Nu Wars trannies.
Hayden Christensen elevates this show to kino level
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ANAKAIN KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT, is Anakin an Illusion, or how are they justifying this crap?
Watch the show. Or I can just spoiler you if you aren't watching it
It is revealed that Darth Vader isn't really Anakin. Darth Vader is actually a Clone Trooper medic that Palpatine brainwashed into believing was Anakin. The real Anakin survived Mustafar and founded a secret rebel organization dedicated to taking down Palpatine from the shadows
Kek, that would be retarded, but if they did that now I think it would be better received than the sequel trilogy.
well I don't know which one to believe, but both sound horrible, SW is truly dead.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Solidus The Wise? It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you."
i don't care to see if this is real. But i would believe it
BRAVO KOJIMBO
THE SITH WHO SOLD THE WORLD
He's quite likely taken on the role of the father from the Filoni cartoons, You're looking at your new force god. Ahsoka will be the daughter. The son, who knows.
The son will be Luke, obviously.
The Son represents the dark side, Luke can't be the son. There isn't really a character to fit the role.
Ezra will be dark side when we see him again. It'll be stupid but everyone will eat it up.
it's never explained and his appearance serves no purpose in the episode or the show
It's so simple and plain even a retard could understand his purpose.
She confronts her fear of falling to the dark side in her through his teaching, Rejects the dark side just as luke did, and embraces the light.
For fuck sake she literally puts on an all white outfit and is bathed in etherial white light in the final shots of the episode.
It's not rocket science stuff. You contrarian dingleberries are the most dense motherfuckers on earth.
It looks good but the show and episode are shit
OH WOW RED LIGHT GLOW IN FOG!
OOOOBAAAAA WOW!
All of NuWars epic shots are just lightsabers in dark areas.
They're just trying to ape the real greatest shot in Star Wars.
Irvin Kirshner was too good for this franchise
He really was. His film is the lynchpin holding a multi-billion dollar franchise together.
The prequels were much more visually appealing than this slop
Not a high bar. AOTC in particular looks awful most of the time.
I miss when lightsabers didn't light up the entire room
>the sequels and what came after them are abhorrent
>zoomers forcing the "prequels were actually good" meme
glad to see this shit is still going on
I'm not sure if it's zoomers so much as just willful contrarianism.
I mean you dont even have to state the obvious.
Those twitter retards who piss their pants over into your face direct parallel between Vader and Anakin just to then go here and say 'Uhm AotC is so bad looking, visuals are bad" are just that - twitter retards.
I like how half of these shots are from one scene, that scene being one of the few they shot on a real location and not a greenscreen set.
>half of these shots are from one scene
Sorry about your memory problems
somebody needs to shop filoni smoking and the end scene with this pic
>Mfw just to see Anakin walking in his typical intimidating way like that with the red lightsbaer would be way more effective and cool than this midwit back n forths switch between him and Vader
But you don't get it, if they didn't do that, most of the people watching this show would have no fucking clue Anakin was Vader. That's the absolute state.
You are unbelievably stupid. Imagine getting filtered by a Disney+ show of all things. I'd sooner kill myself than live in shame if I were you.
>Imagine getting filtered by a Disney+ show of all things.
>he even watches Disney+
You have been filtered by life.
>Put one of the golden 3 in fron of the camera
>they produce kino
Shame that everyone and everything else about star wars sucks
Literally the first shot of the Star Wars franchise mogs this a hundred times over, I swear some people are so easily impressed.
look the shot was OKAY, but this is twitter/x so its always gonna be way more hyperbolic than the usual praise
What point in time is this supposed to be? He had the blue saber the whole third episode, all the way to the fight with obi wan where he got Jeremy Renner'd. So if he's whole Annie here, why does he have a red saber?
Should have subtitles at least
wtf is this real
Yes, and there are "people" on this board calling the show decent.
Jekyl Hyde Jekyl Hyde
Thanks, this makes it much easier to follow what's happening in each frame.
SWORDTRICKSWORDTRICKSWORDTRICK
Filoni is a fucking moron, but you know that already.
I know he's a moron because he's a starwarsfag who turned his life into starwarsfagging
does he do anything else but being a starwarsfag?
So has this been the Hayden Christiensen redemption arc?
this board pretends to hate things that it can't stop talking about
I hate NPC cuck normalgays.
The binary sunset from ANH is the best shot in all of Star Wars. Without saying anything it shows our protagonist searching for the truth in an uncertain universe.
George Lucas used to be smart.
I hate Star Wars fans so much.
I REMEMBER ANAKIN! HE WAS IN THE MOVIE I SAW AS A CHILD! THIS IS SO GOOD!