Looks like I'm gonna be locked up for about 10 years for some bullshit.
What movies should I watch while I still have the chance?
Looks like I'm gonna be locked up for about 10 years for some bullshit. What movies should I watch while I still have the chance?
watch oz
Scrub scrub here, scrub scrub there,
Whether you're white or bronze,
A man can wash another man
In the merry old land of Oz.
SHOW ME POTATO SALAD
I hope they tenderise your ass in there, pedo scum.
>some little bawd leads me on by doing the little cute act asking me to take a picture of her and her friends
>decides she wanted to try before the buy and asked the cops for a refund
>this blatantly obvious fact is not accepted by my stooge lawyer or in “court”
Yes, and now I lose ten years of my life over some evil little shit. Deleting the thread, frick you
I'm OP, don't listen to this LARPtard.
If this gets dubs I tell my story, if it gets trips I commit the crime again
I'm OP, don't listen to this LARPtard.
If this gets a sneed reply I tell my story, if it gets chuck I commit the crime again
well we're waiting
well where's the story, dubtard?
This whole thread is a fricking larp.
I'm the actual OP. I'm getting 10 years for fricking my little sister. She's a legal adult but the laws here are fricked. Still worth it though, hottest thing I ever did.
LARPtard detected
the more I read about op, the less I care for him
let us have the story reddit spacing
qrd?
I beat up my mom until she was in a coma, now she has permanent brain damage and mumbles like a moron.
>didn't rape her too
pffff, amateur
whoa heckin based chris chan reference dude!!!
Damn I hope u rot in prison loser
The one movie with Morgan Freeman in a prison
Did she at least deserve it?
Cause sometimes, I'm also clise to beat my mom
should have told the cops she was a threat like ashli babbitt, you'd be a fricking hero
Lord of the Rings trilogy then have a nice day
Watch a kino with Sarah Gadon.
Butthole Eyes
Still have no fricking idea what you are talking about schizo
Sure you don't
Whatever schizo
I accept your concession
Are you white? Then the answer is obvious
being in prison in the 50s and 60s looks so fricking comfy bros…
>ywn be an Alcatraz inmate
What the frick did you do? Or who?
They said I broke into this real doll factory because i was going to steal a bunch of them. I just wanted to hang out with them, though.
wtf that sounds creepy as hell 10 years isnt enough
I did 7 years in state. Like the other anons have said, read some books, try to learn a skill. Don't get involved in bullshit or go back to whatever got you there in the first place.
What did you go in for
I played Smoke on the Water at my local Guitar Center
Should have served life
sick bastard
I'm potentially looking at a ten year sentence too, how the frick are you supposed to make it? Considering roping tbh
take the ten years over the eternity in hell. or flee the country
I don't believe in hell, or God. If it existed I wouldn't be in the position im in
believe it or not you’re still gonna burn!
Redit
He's right. If you rope it's literally eternally over.
This isn’t the google search bar dude
What did you do?
Learn some kind of skill, even if it's fixing tv remotes or something, or cook good food, or wash clothes, or mcgiver shit together in general. They're not going to kill you if you can fix all their tvs.
Use the 10 to get your life in order. Work out, read, learn stuff, find Christ.
I didn't do anything. I was charged with rape. Met an adult female on an app, we agreed to get a hotel room and have drinks, she agreed to sleep in the same room,one bed. I tell her I want to sleep with her, she doesn't disgaree, but instead texts her friends asking for help. So we do it, and instead of you know, telling me to stop or giving me any actual indication, she recorded it and whispered stop into her phone twice, even though I asked her if she was ok 5 times, to no response. Shit is fricked, I would never do that if I heard her..
I hate to tell it to you and agree that while the justice system is unfair, you did this to yourself. You had sex outside of wedlock and this is what you get. It's probably better than getting aids, so consider yourself lucky.
>Met an adult female on an app
>Met an adult
Why the frick do you need to specify this?
Because this site is full of pedos and I wanted to make it clear I'm not one of those people
Yeah ok Martin Luther
I'm unvaxxed
>Martin Luther
Burns in hell.
hell isn’t real but if it is by odin i hope all the trans girls you pushed to suicide are down there too, and get you, a locked room and a tool kit full of rusty knives
That's just sick.
>Because this site is full of pedos and I wanted to make it clear I'm not one of those people
Yeah you knew but you didnt care, my friend almost got caught around senior year with some girl in her parents house. We both jetted out the backyard and over a fence. You are a pedo but you dont care. When you get to jail remember to shut your mouth for as long as you possibly can. People like you get raped because the inmates know you are stupid as soon as they look at you. Watch Full metal jacket
just pack your shit and leave
OP here. This is larp. Here's the story- I solicited gay prostitutes
I'm not OP, and it's not larp, it's my fricked up life
Post proof
You fricked yourself by seeking out a woman from a dating app. Honestly you deserve more then 10 years you rapist frick. Also destroy your hd before you go in.
OP here again. This is larp. These larping gays are derailing this thread. Heres what happened-
some Cinemaphile gay downloaded some illegal videos on my pc (you know the ones im talking about) and now my life is ruined
Nobody can download shit onto your PC. Do you know how many pedos use that excuse? It never works
>Nobody can download shit onto your PC
anony....
there’s viruses that do specifically that
That’s such a lie it borders on disinfo shill territory
>t. glowie
Shitty larp
Bullshit. This fricking thread is fake and gay just like OP. No way in fricking hell someone would be doing ANY TIME for rape if the whole thing was recorded and the supposed assailant is heard verbally asking them if they're OK or if they want to stop. That's an open and shut case. Frick outta here with your fan fiction.
Fan fiction? Who would want this to happen to them?
>Dox yourself
I would if I could without identifying myself, shots ongoing
>posting a document with vital information blacked out is doxxing yourself
Figures
Explain how you got charged when a video exists where you ask for consent loudly five times
Because the police didnt see the video that night, she alleged there was a video where she stated no and stop a bunch, they asked to see it, she said she'd send it later, so they arrested me on that and the fact that she cried. The video came out months afterwards
So you haven’t even appeared in court yet? Or are you now claiming the video is fake despite giving no indication of that before?
Vids real, but her claim that she told me no a bunch is fake, still doing court
ok... then surely you will be fine? there is video evidence of you asking for consent
>shots ongoing
Pray to the Lord for forgiveness. Start praying the Rosary.
this sounds so fricking warped. in what situation does someone agree to meet you for drinks and then only say “ill sleep in the same room”? but not “do you want to sleep with me”.
Murder is the only option for such a vile c**t
Please tell me you DIDN’T talk to the police
I didnt after I was arrested. I waited there for them and explained my side but once they arrested me I shut the frick up
Hmm yeah I wonder who the first person they would interview if that happened, moron
>explained my side
even if this is a larp never talk to the police
never meaning NEVER
not even if you need to know the nearest donut shop or something
NEVER
>Hmm yeah I wonder who the first person they would interview if that happened, moron
Yeah I’m sure a person suggesting murder against an accuser intends for you to “get away with it.” Dumb Black person enjoy prison
NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE!!!! NEVER!!! It does not help you. That’s what a lawyer is for. Is your case actually going to court? When? A lot of the he-said-she-said cases don’t go to court. If I were you, I’d get my lawyer to dig into how the police/prosecution obtained the video as evidence and try and discredit it as much as possible.
>once they arrested me I shut the frick up
just pay some random Hispanic to kill her
>subhuman baboon doing hedonistic hookups
Both you and her should be in a zoo
>Schizoid is seething that someone has sex, but not him, a deeply hypocritical piece of shit Pharisee
You are LITERALLY worse than trannies. Imagine that
>doesnt say yes
>still goes ahead and fricks her
>asks if ok
>doesnt say yes
>keeps going
well guess you learned your lesson, moron
I hope you get raped by a wild pack of AIDS ridden zoomalis
and when I say rape, I mean rape: not "rape"
this really isnt too far fetched given the state of w*men these days
>ask if someone's ok
>get no response
>continue anyway
kek why? you raped her dude, enjoy jail
don't let 'em take you alive, an hero if you get cornered. gl anon
some of us have spent more than 10 being a shut in so idk
what was the crime?
You know those tags on mattresses that say do not remove under penalty of law? Well, I killed a mexican prostitute.
Pretend you are a mobster who took got locked up because another mobster ratted you out. When you get out you can have your revenge.
Would this work? Would anyone there even believe you? If they found out you were lying, they'd rape/shank you wouldn't they
Lol. >tbh
So your a neet weeb incel and you beat up the only women in your life? I'd kms too if I was you. Kys.
moronic newbie
i give my full blessing to school shooters so we can have less people like you in the future. i feel sickened being same animal species as you. you should be wiped out.
Rob Schenider's Big Stan
It has some cool survival tricks&tips to not get molested in jail like getting a very nasty tattoo on your poohole
How the frick do you even wind up in prison
How do you actually frick up that badly that they put you in a fricking box for a decade
Normal people don’t go to prison
You can go to prison for just about anything these days.
>How the frick do you even wind up in prison
I rickrolled my video deposition.
Amberheard Filmography
Just run. South America has some great places to live and the cost of living is low as hell. I heard you can even have a full time maid for like 6 bucks a month in Medallin. Leaving the country is better than 10 years in a cell.
how much child porn did you have?
I just want to clear my name. I'm not a rapist
did you commit a racism in modern day USA
Are you me? I'm going to jail for 6 months here in the coming days for beating the frick out of a piece of shit who tormented me when I was younger and weak. I was his prey because he could take advantage of me. Fast forward to now and Im 250lbs muscle and have been lifting and boxing for years, I found out where he works, followed him home and started to stalk him to learn his life style. Then one day he went for a run at this forest trial area and I followed him and that's where I beat the frick out of him and then ran. I hate this surveillance world we live in because he called the police on me and the cops knew where I lived despite never having been in trouble with the law before or anything. Guy laid charges of me. I fricked up him up good. He claimed he couldn't go to work because he was so beat up and I cost him money and his mental health. Even though he cost me my mental health for years. 6 months is nothing tho, and it's a low security prison. I'm just happy I got to leave him with permanent scars for the rest of his life
>stalk someone and plan a crime
>don't bother to hide your identity
even when you larp you are moronic
do a joe pesci from casino
>and just when you're gettin out of a coma
>I'll be gettin out of jail
>and guess what?
>ILL BUST YA FRICKIN HEAD AGAIN
I assume this is fake but have fun living with assault charges on your record for the rest of your life. Glad you got your revenge tho
Always leave your phone at home when you’re going out to have fun Anon.
this is what you get for not masking up
>it totally happened just like I said it, it’s definitely not an autistic fantasy!
op here. I just want to set the record straight. all of the prior op posts are not my me. dubs and I post the real story
Just frick off already. Tell us the story or stop being an attention seeking little b***h.
If your story is true, whatever it is, just anhero
Okay. Here it is. I drugged and took advantage of young men at the downtown bars. apparent men can charge you for sexual crimes as well. learnt that the hard way
not as hard as them
MEGA LARPTARD DETECTED
I'm the real OP. The crime I committed was not respecting the Cinemaphile jannies.
(I still don't)
L'immoralità
also, Oz (1997-2003)
>includes Oldboy and Lady Vengeance but leaves out Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (arguably the most kino of the trilogy)
Hwhy?
>Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (arguably the most kino of the trilogy)
because I actually don't like it as much as the other two
also, it's a kidnapping, and it doesn't last as long as in Chained (2012), so not really prison
>because I actually don't like it as much as the other two
How come?
it's certainly watchable, but in the end, it's quite hollow; doesn't have much to say
Any biopic, especially miniseries. They make you feel as if you've lived an entire life (which you won't get to do) and they're great dreamfuel.
Also the original Fast and Furious. Again, for the dreamfuel.
Actual OP here, they caught me groping a little boy in a pride parade
I'm trans btw
fake as frick
trannies get medals and applause, for touching kids (which is typical of gays)
ezra?
prison has movie nights in any first world country.
Op child porns only like a 5 years sentence, stop being so pessimistic
>child porn
OP isn't a janny
hello newbie
I want to use this thread as an opportunity to tell you all that I really, really hate women.
the green mile
modelingdvd. get everything. max out your cards.
Op here I thought the aoc was 16 in my state turns out that only applies to straight sex and banging drunk 17 year old boys is apparently “rape” now
>Lol. >tbh
>So your a neet weeb incel and you beat up the only women in your life? I'd kms too if I was you. Kys.
Don't turn into one of those frick heads who claims chest pain multiple times a week to get out of their pod and stare at the nurses
t. clinic worker who's tired of running ECGs on you morons
And everyone knows it's not a """basketball""" injury either
seconded
t. corrections monkey tired of pestering medical because I'm legally obligated to call in muh chest pains
You better protect your bussy at all cost because gay Black folk get very horny in the joint for white boys like you. Also, you might have to go to protective custody if you are a pedo. Good luck homosexual