Looks like kino is back on The Menu

>A young couple travel to a remote island to eat at an exclusive restaurant where the chef has prepared a lavish menu, with some shocking surprises.

>Anya Taylor-Joy
>Ralph Fiennes
>Nicholas Hoult

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    box office poison

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks pretty mediocre but maybe I'm wrong

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh i uhhh bet it's people sounds interesting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they eat....LE PEOPLE

      well it's a comedy, not some edgy blood churling, slow burning hard terror core

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >waiter there's an eye in my soup
        >"-all the better to 'see' you with, sir! enjoy!'
        HAHHAHAAHAHA! I GET IT!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hehe funny

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surviving the Game ripoff

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they eat....LE PEOPLE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't even watch the trailer.
      Cinemaphile truly is the most moronic board.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >IT'S RAW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw there's a shot of a photo wall with celebrity visitors to the restaurant and it includes the Clintons, Tom Hanks, Adele, Downey Jr, Klaus Schwab

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are really grooming us to get ready to bugs and "other" choice meat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      morality aside isnt earing human flesh extremly dangerous? with like prios and kuru diesease

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only brains

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just wash it first in the sink, like chicken

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Brains mostly. I would worried about other diseases as well, since you will be exposed to pathogens that are directly transferrable. So it is more dangerous than it is led to be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Im guessing as long as its properly cooked some guy had to have his leg or foot amputated cause of an accident and served it as taco meat
        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5840415/Man-shockingly-claims-fed-amputated-leg-friends-TACOS.html

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anya Taylor Joy again
    Jesus, she really is in fricking everything.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >with some shocking surprises.
    m-meat? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >c-chilli and seabass!?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the big twist is that ralph finnes is merely a sous chef and the mastermind behind the menu is Chef Jack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Movie bob?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the chef has prepared a lavish menu, with some shocking surprises.
    the lettuce is not locally sourced or conflict-free

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >with some shocking surprises
    so he's feeding them people

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >with some shocking surprises.
    >This steak tastes great!
    >It's not steak...it's from heavily refined human feces
    >Wow! Yummmy!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no…. No please don't say that no no no… No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Actually, fake meat tastes more like meat than real meat
      Influencers need to be tortured and executed

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lavish menu, with some shocking surprises.
    So its a cannibal movie?

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *