>Sauron fricked Galadriel
So this is Bezos fanfic? Buy rights to make Sauron frick Galadriel? Why? Not angry juet curious why this
>B-but Halbrand isn't Sauron
He is, Tolkien said Sauron had a period in which he tried redemption before returning to evil, the Valar gave him another chance. Halbrand aka Sauron felt he could never walk away from his past until he realized Adar doesn't remember him, that mafe him move on. Galadriel is the one who will push him back into darkness because of her quest to hunt him down.
Tolkien Estate allows Amazon to tell the year Sauron had offscreen, the way they please but not contradict what he did in the books.
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I heard that in the upcoming episode sauron comes out as trans but gets mad because he keeps getting an invisible boner
>Why?
because it's what the audience wants
literally who
>I ship it, sorry
I skip it, not sorry.
Hate women.
>ship
dont know why but that word makes me so annoyed
probably because no one ships themselves with you.
has more to do with all the eternally online homosexuals using it
so its fat ugly dumb women like this that post in Cinemaphile now?
SeX
He didn't only frick her, he eat her out in a tasteful pg-13 erotic scene
Whats this
A shot from this week's episode
You're JUST'ed, my bro
TELEPORNOBROS
next ep's sex scene
disgusting simp
Loser
you are enjoying wet gotlike dreams of porn in fantasy story not me
unrelated to rop but only virgins think eating pussy is simp behavior in reality eating pussy will give you the strongest erection in your entire life
Why?
pheromones
sex is an integral part of life and the good
right, that's why tolkien never described how his characters nut their wifes, how mane times per day and which positions they prefer, exactly
where do you think babies come from and why do you have some weird prudish aversion to sex that you're ok with orcs getting their heads cut off but you don't want couples in love to procreate that's fricked up dude
not at all
violence on the same level as lotr
so you want sex scenes shown in pg13 fantasy tale? erected penis penitrating vegana? then how you tell porn from a movie?
Uhhh I think if Aragorn can cut a named orc's arm and head off in plain viewing we can see a tastefully shot scene of clothed sex or cropped out genitals sex between people
There can just be shots of their faces, kissing, hands over clothes, etc. Oral is great because we can just zoom into Galadriel's face while both are fully clothed (he pushes her panties to the side under her long skirt of her dress) - implied to adults, but for kids they might think she's getting a very pleasurable massage. Maybe some tasteful shots of a beautiful waterfall to imply he made her squirt.
you are nice troll, i get it only now
you too
but in case you are serious... guys you really should grow up and get more mature, this is only youngadult thing
At the very least they could do a kiss and fade to black with them smiling at each other knowingly the next day.
that is exactly what i mean
we can know that they have dirty sex in every way possible we do not need to see or hear it on screen
oh no im okay with tasting sweet pussy im not okay with neither putting this into pg13 story about good and bad nor dream about this
also halbrand is not sauron
It literally made you gay in Ancient Rome.
men who got fricked in the ass on the reg are after all the true arbiters of who's gay
Boudica lost
Men who fricked asses are
pajeets, they're simp for white rodent.
Galadriel has emerged soaked in salty water? But we're a hundred miles inland!
Why do people this scene depicts Gal getting eaten out?
What do you think is the point of a close up of her parting lips, while she's laying?
>Galadriel FRICKING DIES
>the show begins a new alternate timeline
...kino?
Drinks water?
she whispers important word that halbrand is not sauron
While fingering herself
>you will never be a woman
>Not angry juet curious why this
All anyone besides virgin lore spergs knows about Galadriel is that she's part evil. The only way to give Sauron a relatable backstory for normies is to make him a tragic badboy. They fit together hand in glove aka wiener in pussy
it would be hilarious if the roastie writers end up making sauron into a "who hurt you?" meme and he turned evil because he was a dumped/rejected incel
>Adar: "My children have a heart, they have feelings, they have a soul. We have the same right as you to live on this Earth in peace."
>Galadriel: "Your kind was a mistake. Made in mockery. And even if it takes me all of this Age, I vow to eradicate every last one of you. But you shall be kept alive, so that one day, before I drive my dagger into your poisoned heart, I will whisper in your piked ear that all your offspring are dead, and the scourge of your kind ends with you."
But Adar is the BaD GuY RiGhT?
Tell me how Galadriel isn't worse than Sauron.
Ironically Galadriel's racism constrains her contempt to the eradication of one race while Sauron's lack of racism leads him to want to subjugate all races.
I positively think that she's the reason why Sauron will return.
Middle Earth Right now is in a moment of prosperity, even Sauron stopped caring and tried to blend in with humans and elves, at some point.
He thought people will forget about him, eventually, and maybe that he could be something different.
Galadriel is the one who keeps looking for him, unironically making him realize how much powerful, and fearsome, he can be if one silly mousy elf keeps looking for him after all these years.
Don't forget she will be currupted by a ring. Human Kings, Elven Lords and Dwarves, everyone. She's the one who's fomenting his forge with a burning desire for revenge.
that would be a good arc honestly
only thing I don't get is wtf was sauron doing on a raft in the middle of the ocean
he was couch surfing man, finding himself. It was all very feel-good, very bohemian until galadriel showed up
I don't think Halbrand is Sauron
>Don't forget she will be currupted by a ring.
I was going to say that none of the elves were ever corrupted by a ring, as they could all immediately feel Sauron's evil through the when he put on The One... but this horseshit doesn't really have any connection to Tolkien's work so who the frick knows. Anything could happen. Space spiders led by Captain Shelob could land in a ship called "The Ungoliant" in the next episode and it honestly wouldn't fricking surprise me.
She’s not supposed to be a Mary Sue
Melkor approves of galadriel right now
It's weird since Galadriel never hated orcs or evil. She never fought against Melkor in the first age and mostly saw Sauron as a rival for control of middle earth not someone she was morally opposed to.
The only character she ever actually hated was Feanor
Reminder Galadriel wants to commit genocide
cease comparing me to the worse
is it true the next episode will have unsimulated sex and full frontal nudity?
sure as true as halbrand is sauron
he IS Sauron though
so you accept the fact galadriel in her character arc was searching for sauron and just accidently meet him in the see? is that some kind of deus ex machina desease?
sure, I'm not arguing the show has shitty writing
OR this is just a bait
so they set up some twist and they want us to believe that halbrand is sauron
but he is not
>just accidently meet him in the see?
Sauron attracts evil to him which is why he attracted the sea wurm and why he attracted Galadriel
or maybe he is a loser running from destroed village? why he had to be sauron?
sounds like nonsense, they mocking you with that sauron thing
I think RoP is explicitly saying that Eru Ilúvatar ships Haladriel
Even Galadriel thinks that
He is
No
Yes but it’s a gay sex scene between two dwarves
GALADRIEL HAS A RING IN NEW PICS
Engagement ring
Weet ik
>middle finger ring
>Halbrand: hey Gal I made this for you >: 3
>Galadriel: uhhhhh I have a husband
>Halbrand: yeah I know hahah it's just a ring bro ahaha it's not like yo have to wear it or something ahah lol
>Sauron is revealed to be an incel and becomes LE BAD because that desperate mouse wife dumped him
Not watching loyal reporting in.
Sauron attempting to redeem himself was out of fear and annoyance at the punishment he was going to get, he didn't doubt himself or suddenly become a good boy, he was planning to be less bad.
But how
Soooooo... This mean this show will spawn a whole lot of memes involving CHADURON THE ELFUSSY SLAYER?
Annatar played by Joseph Mawle?
Elric
>tfw no Tom Bombadil in the show
what the FRICK
Are they doing Annatar?
it's possible
Many lesser rings were made before the Great Rings, as essays in the craft, mere trifles.
https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
https://lawddemrings.ytmnd.com/
I thought Max turned the lights off years ago.
Nice to see they're still around.
not out of the ballpark for what tolkien actually wrote about numenorean technology to be frank
they may have had surface to air missiles after all
I'm thinking this show went from cringe to based
mrs Galadriel I don't feel so good
>Sauron fricked Galadriel
seems right on the money for israeli bullshit to me. take the most pure and virtuous character in the lore and have her get fricked by what is effectively the second most evil demon in the setting.
I cant imagine them not doing that in the current year.
>the most pure and virtuous character in the lore
?t=37
*rises into your scene the ring style to use dark magic*
kek, you think the jackson films are the lore, especially the hobbit ones? kys
All the majority knows or cares about is the movies
True but it started in LOTR
?t=25
who cares what ancient romans who fricked boys and got blown the frick out by naked celts think
>naked celts
actually huns, celts back then were, as they are today, subhuman anglos
>that voice
The Hobbit movies were a mistake
Just be grateful he's not a Black person.
Well, he is the lord of the black land.
>mithril for nothing
>and the elves for free
Sam and/or Tom Bombadil are canonically the closest to pure and virtuous characters you Jackson-addled idiot.
The Ring is a literal litmus test for purity and she succumbed to temptation. No she didn't follow through but she did succumb.
You have brain worms
>Tom Bombadil
>pure and virtuous
Tom can't be corrupted because all he does all day is frick his hot wife over and over. He's just on his refractory period when the Hobbits stop by. Goldberry is just waiting for another deep dicking and Tom is just waiting for The Boys to leave so he can give it to her.
Tom is not virtuous. He isn't actively an butthole, but his lack of care for anything outside his own domain prevents him from being the peak of morality. Sam is loyal and that is his virtue, but Tolkien himself said Sam (and Hobbit's as a whole) were somewhat bigoted, this prejudice against the 'other' being the other side of the coin to his extreme loyalty.
Frodo and Aragorn are probably the most virtuous of the characters as written by Tolkien, at least in The Lord of the Rings.
What about Sam?
The sun is fast fallin' beneath trees of stone
The light in the tower, no longer my home
Past eyes of pale fire, black sand for my bed
I trade all I've known for the unknown ahead
Call to me, call to me lands far away
For I must now wander this wandering day
Away I must wander this wandering day
Of drink I have little and food I have less
My strength tells me, "No", but the path demands, "Yes"
My legs are so short and the way is so long
I've no rest nor comfort, no comfort but song
Sing to me, sing to me lands far away
Oh, rise up and guide me this wandering day
Please, promise to find me this wandering day
At last comes their answer through cold and through frost
That not all who wonder or wander are lost
No matter the sorrow, no matter the cost
That not all who wonder or wander are lost
Time is a flat circle the song is about the children of the southlands immigrating out of Mordor as refugees into foreign lands
Literally couldn't continue after this black hobbit showed up.
Funny, the racial tokenism is by far the least of the shows problems.
this tbh, people dont even do the RANGZ meme anymore cause of how bad Galadriel is
i think i might leave this board forever, the unironic dicky and pedo posting makes me feel like im going to be put on a list what the frick
You have no grit. I've been on Cinemaphile since 04' when I could see dead children and organ fricking on the regular.
I still got my passport in a timely fashion.
woah, slow down Jeffrey Dahmer and Dumber
i use other boards but i never seen this much weird pedo shit on their front pages
I'm pretty sure the way the laws work is that you can only get in trouble for actively seeking it and are not liable if a third party exposes you unwillingly, so just think of the dicky posters as a freebie.
Goodbye, you'll be safe on reddit
the blackpill is that you don't get flagged for viewing images only creation and distribution - the main demographic for disney shows featuring 13 year old actresses in bikinis is 40 year old men
>tells galadriel not to let the evil guy escape with a certain object
>doesn't even bother checking it after they get it back
>hand what he thinks is the evil magic bloodsword to the kid
Is the elf an idiot?
More like lord of the bored, the rings of boredom
>not using bored of the rings
your never ngmi
So would Galadriel bang Daemon Targaryen? I mean I'd have said no but if Sauron is on the table I feel like my boy's got a shot
nah she only wants to frick sauron and her brother she would respect the incestuous lust but since he isn't family he wouldn't do anything for her
>Not angry juet curious why this
They want this show to be the next GoT. GoT got exploded in popularity due to two big twists and the love interest turning out to be Sauron would be a bigger twist for the normie fanbase.
morfydd is so beautiful
No, she isn't.
Yes she is. She's the most beautiful woman ever.
Any more leaks beyond those boring reddit ones?
>implying bezos even knows or cares who galadriel is
bezos in on some yacht fricking 20yo models in the ass as you seethe about incel shit
>fricking 20yo models in the ass
You'll never be one of them, so why do you simp?