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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i did not watch this and i'm not gonna, what did this character do?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dundu nuffin
        She spends the entire run time yelping "LAAAAAAAAWD, DEM RANGZ" while an orchestra plays behind her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ate all the fried chicken and collared greens in the halls of the mountain king

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fried chicken and collared greens are delicious. im not gonna pretend like they aren't just because blacks like them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was a dwarf from some foreign, southern place that the prince of Moria fell in love with and married after meeting her during a trade trip. She's mostly a housewife taking care of their kids and making food for the miners but she also has some kind of ability to sing/pray to the mountains to protect the miners.
        ROP is shit but she honestly doesn't deserve the hate, she was a pretty endearing character all things considered.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She persuades her stubborn grumpy elf-racist husband to get over himself and be friends with Elrond.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new season of Jazz looks great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >marathon s1 while sick
      >the black dwarf is probably the most believable character in the entire series
      no bamboozle, 'lawd dem rangz' lady is the only fricking character who feels like she belongs in this universe. It's bananas (lol)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/eXZpLFS.jpeg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i did not watch this and i'm not gonna, what did this character do?

      She's a dwarf, wife of a more important dwarf. Despite what people here will have you believe, the dwarves including her are by far the best bit of the entire show as most of the show is dogshit but the dwarves do make you feel like there could be something here, a small drop of what made LOTR good.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE WARPSTONE, MAN-THING

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that only 37% of people who started watching the show finished it. I wonder how many of those 37% will even start season 2 at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This show is for actual trannies, if you watch this slop you should be locked in a prison ship

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Irrelevant to what I said, but yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did my part by watching the first episode and bouncing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they have to ruin everything? Why can't they just make somethong normal without pushing agendas

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I do feel like the remake/sequel code has been cracked. Do something like Cobra Kai or Top Gun Maverick did with lots of fanservice and easter eggs. You don't even have to come up with a totally new story, just rehash the old one. You will print money.

          I find it really hard to feel bad for people who would rather go broke than make something that isn't a giant middle finger waving in the face of the fans.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why does the wolf howl at the moon? why do geese fly south for the winter?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why do the bears shit in the woods? do they even?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems to be alot of interest to me
      HOTD trailer didn't even hit 4million views

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a moron with nothing but free time to waste, and even i couldn't get past the second episode.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it all
      god help me, by the volcano eruption it was starting to get promising. Then the eruption happened.
      No magic was used to blow away the superheated ash cloud (why would a magical elf do that), instead our heros take it straght to the face....
      and are fine somehow. not even burned hair.
      apart from; "I dont want the men to know i am blind, and yet i will tie a red rag over my eyes"...
      That font change to MORDOR....
      wizard guy shouting I AM GOOOD!!!
      its unpaid intern levels of guff.
      Mogged by house of the dragon and that was only mildly entertaining.
      You were right to not watch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >superheated ash cloud
        Literally nobody said it was superheated? And loads of people get covered by volcanic ash clouds irl and survive, just hold your breath lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh ok then.
          but if they are going to change the rules of reality that even laymen know then they need to
          set it up
          before
          they try to pay it off.
          >also source; your arse (and how did it blind that b***h if it wasnt hot)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >how did it blind that b***h if it wasnt hot
            The burning bits of wood that fall from the rafters into her eyeballs did that m8

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No magic was used to blow away the superheated ash cloud (why would a magical elf do that), instead our heros take it straght to the face....
        >and are fine somehow. not even burned hair.

        they used hit point mechanics. if your HP is high enough you're fine, just cosmetic damage. if you drop below zero, instant incineration.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was supposed to be a great show, from the "good" writers of GoT without D&D holding them back.

      Turns out they're fricking shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The lead writer is from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul.
        The main director is from Shogun

        Cinemaphile just lives in a troon tier reality

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bryan Cogman was a producer and I think there was another from GoT. At least check before trooning out

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank you ms. rato

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Amazon's original pitch for the television rights to J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit' and 'The Lord of the Rings' novels was to make the series a new adaptation of the latter (effectively a retelling of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) and The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)), but the Tolkien estate rejected this proposal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >was to make the series a new adaptation of the latter (effectively a retelling of The Lord of the Rings
      That was HBOs pitch, Netflix's was going the MCU route

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lord of the rings is so gay imagine watching movies about magic elfs and goblinmen fighting wizards who wear tights

    if my son told me he wanted to watch lord of the rings i would send him to the army

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fighting wizards who wear tights
      post 1 (one) wizard wearing tights

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if my son told me he wanted to watch lord of the rings i would send him to the army
      Send him to mine instead, we'll probably get along.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the chuds to go into meltdown over flimblebob son of jimblejob having the wrong colour shoes

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >average white woman past 28

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta admit some of the sets really slapped.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dat greenscreen be bussing frfr no cap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This League of Legends loading screen will win over our audience!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Erm, hi Cinemaphile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TO ME, DEATHRATTLER, WE HAVE FLESH-MEAT TO REND!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do we think xer's favorite typeof cheese is? cheddar, gouda?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Caerphilly.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not watching it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humiliation ritual

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her S2 outfit is pure kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the silk thin chainmail hauberk. That's what elven armor should be all about. Impossibly crafted armor that is incomprehensible to humans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless that's weaved with Mithril, then wearing leather and lace into battle is not a good idea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pure kino
      its a sweatshirt calm down.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MORFY KINO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So she can muster a genuinely pretty smile. I've only ever seen the clips of her riding the horse where she was supposed to be "smiling" but looked really off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's genuinely very pretty.I don't think she quite makes an elf, but she would be fine as some other kind of quasi-magical human like Aragorn is. Although its a trend in the show that the elves are a bit more mundane than in other things, which has pros and cons.
        tldr shes fine, the show is pretty

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah she doesn't feel very elf at all, which is probably why they chose her. Whole point of this series is to subvert expectations

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the elves are a bit more mundane than in other things
          >Yeah she doesn't feel very elf at all
          They did say that she would be her least elf-like in s1 and that it was a choice to represent her as ungraceful at the start

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            elves are not ungraceful

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They want to show a visual, onscreen, transformation from hothead reckless Galadriel to wise elven queen. So they are doing it physically too, even down to how she moves her body
              It's just what they are going for

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it's subversive, as I said

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Morfyd is too ugly to be a graceful Elven princess and too short and dumpy to be warrior Galadriel. Just shit casting all around

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >too short and dumpy to be warrior
              Heights irrelevant, nobody cares when you are using bows/magic/spinny sword tricks
              One of the most popular warrior characters of the last decade was a scrawny manlet

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tranime
                Go the frick back

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anime website

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did always find her really pretty, but I just never saw her smile in the bits that I saw of the show.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's her smiling for the cameras smile
        She just scrunches her face up otherwise

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She is ugly as frick

          Can't wait for another round of chud tears when this season is more successful than the previous one. Fricking dumbasses judging a show without having seen it because
          >muh blacks muh women
          Blind ideologues.

          37%

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when did this start? the ruining of our generations media? why is the millenial generation incapable of creating new things, of inventing something of their own? everything they do is a copy of a rehash of a remake
    when did it all go wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jews did 9/11

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not getting paid
      >Not getting married
      >Not having any leg to stand on for economic or political independance of any kind

      You have to have power and money to attempt new things, Anon. They have neither.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish season 2 had come out last year, but here we are. I really like the show so I'm excited about it. A little sad about the Adar recasting though, but hopefully we get more old man twink killer.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see big daddy Sauron make her cry (again)

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women aren't intimidating physically
    they only hold power through witholding sex or being a nuisance

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't watch this slop but didn't they replace the villain with a 'jeet because white women were too into the enemies to lovers thing with these characters?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, the brown guy plays earlier Sauron. Either as an angel or before Adar cut him in half.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the Elves are the wisest of all beings
    >deceived by Sauron because he put on a wig
    LMAOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They just doing the Clark Kent/Superman thing

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brace yourselves for a Tolkien Cinematic Universe if the Gollum movie is a success.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who asked for this crap? The Gollum vidya didn't flop enough?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Andy Serkis ego

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morfydd Clark, what's the matter you tart?
    You don't act like the other ha-amsters do at all
    You wear a disguise to look like an elvish gal
    But you're not Galadriel, you're a Hamster female

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leave my wife alone
    you freak

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lead roles in Film, TV and theatre all coming out in September
    Literally the undisputed queen of kino

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only good LOTR tv show is Babylon 5

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love promoting rings of crap

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will the Elfvengers stop Sauronos from getting all the infinity rings?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were deceived by Sauronman™

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for another round of chud tears when this season is more successful than the previous one. Fricking dumbasses judging a show without having seen it because
    >muh blacks muh women
    Blind ideologues.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to the /misc/trannies who judge this based on "diversity"
    JRR Tolkien requested the names of Beren and Luthien to be engraved on his and his wife's gravestones. You know, the elven/human racemixing couple.

    If he were alive he would never ever side with your hateful bullshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not opposed to race mixing. It's still a trash show

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont mind Black person girls in media as long as they're attractive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a fricking dwarf woman. They're described as hairy and barely distinguishable from the males. Explain how a hotheaded sheboon isn't appropriate casting without sounding like a /misc/troony.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i would prefer her being israeli, as tolkien intended

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys zoomer

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps 'who?' is a better question.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is RANGZposting back on the menu?

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