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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rumor. did you start posting here again doomcuck? how is that channel going

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rumour : OP sucks two dozen wieners a day

      I'm not watching your globalist gay show. Cry about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dont, neither will i. but at least i dont post moronic rumor threads. if jannies were worth their wage, they would lock you up to cool off, hothead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fellow shillchad, you need to learn to properly format your shill posts.

      Rumour : OP sucks two dozen wieners a day

      Dear fellow shillchad, you need to learn about current memes. Calling "op a gay" is literally 2008 etiquette.

      https://boundingintocomics.com/2022/07/18/rumor-the-lord-of-the-rings-scholar-tom-shippey-fired-for-telling-prime-video-they-were-polluting-the-lore/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >unironically linking boundingintocomics.com
        Embarrassing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fellow shillchad, noone here uses "unironically" anymore, except ironically. Apply yourself.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >literally trying to moderate 4chuddel posts
            kys or apply to be a jannie, homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >boundingintocomics
          lmao. how is le fandom menace doing? did you pay up for this month piggie?

          Go back to Cinemaphile with the rest of your circlejerking kind

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i have never read a comics in my life, because i am not a manchild lmao. which one of them do send superchats cripple

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >boundingintocomics
        lmao. how is le fandom menace doing? did you pay up for this month piggie?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >did you pay up for this month piggie?
          This shillpost made me cancel my prime subscription.

          >literally trying to moderate 4chuddel posts
          kys or apply to be a jannie, homosexual

          Jannies have a trip. Apply yourself shill.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Boundingintocomics is a literal fake news site you moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit I forgot all about Doomwiener. Did he fall out with the other basedboy homosexual nerds like Nerdrotic? He was never on Friday Night Tights.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Did he fall out with the other basedboy homosexual nerds like Nerdrotic?
        yep, he had a spergout and they cut all contacts with him. now he is seething on his channel making more fake rumors while trying to do other videos, but those odnt get any views.
        funny thing its all his fault being a c**t to his friends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I'm not watching your globalist gay show. Cry about it.

      Fellow shillchad, you need to learn to properly format your shill posts.

      [...]
      Dear fellow shillchad, you need to learn about current memes. Calling "op a gay" is literally 2008 etiquette.

      https://boundingintocomics.com/2022/07/18/rumor-the-lord-of-the-rings-scholar-tom-shippey-fired-for-telling-prime-video-they-were-polluting-the-lore/

      Holy shit I forgot all about Doomwiener. Did he fall out with the other basedboy homosexual nerds like Nerdrotic? He was never on Friday Night Tights.

      >Did he fall out with the other basedboy homosexual nerds like Nerdrotic?
      yep, he had a spergout and they cut all contacts with him. now he is seething on his channel making more fake rumors while trying to do other videos, but those odnt get any views.
      funny thing its all his fault being a c**t to his friends

      Keep seething, doomwiener's channel is growing and he literally was right about everything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2018.
        >Star Trek Discovery S2 getting reshoots, Kurtzman being fired from STD, CBS watches his videos (Nov, 2018) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn90mRs6KjE [Embed]
        2019
        >Picard and Lower Decks will never happen, Picard is not funded (Jan, 2019) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdquTmZNqwA [Embed]
        >STD/Nu-Trek is not canon legally (Feb, 2019) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBBLw2ClMmY [Embed]
        >STD and Picard on hold (Feb, 2019) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa4Qea9pHmc [Embed]
        >STD Season 3 isn't REALLY renewed (Mar, 2019) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnPoHVJze-8 [Embed]
        Alex Kurtzman will be fired from Star Trek (Apr, 2019) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFwNeP9Dj5M [Embed]
        >Picard won't film anything (Apr, 2019) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGq0i5lCpYo [Embed]
        >OK, Picard filmed some things but it's not real footage (Apr, 2019) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltbwyb6cL2A [Embed]
        >Picard is being filmed under a 25% different agreement with Bad Robot (May, 2019) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDLvufZZZwY [Embed]
        >Picard S1 will end with Picard being killed permanently and the ship being named after him (Sep, 2019) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohRVpOFw0WA [Embed]
        2020
        >Seth Macfarlane is buying Star Trek (Jan, 2020) - We fed this bait to him on Cinemaphile - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL8EJbBnbjY [Embed]
        >More fake leaks from Cinemaphile that were intentionally made to bait him (Feb, 2020) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUlvjka-tDw [Embed]
        >The final bait that Alex Kurtzman watches and hates Doomwiener (Feb, 2020) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHJyzFNKBFk [Embed]
        >Final reveal of further bait he swallowed throughout 2020 (Sep, 2020) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gl7ip5uBmQ [Embed]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek imagine being this obsessed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >chud lies
            >gets debunked and btfo hard
            >"I...imagine being this obsessed"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That was my first post in this thread.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That was my first post in this thread.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll take your continued posting of söyjacks as admission of defeat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You already admitted defeat when you disavowed your previous posts out of shame

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, not me.
                Continue being obsessed with some noname israelitetube shitter by all means.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2017
        >[05/06] Rumor: Kathleen Kennedy may announce her successor in September
        >[29/12] Kathleen Kennedy Fired From Lucasfilm & Disney over Last Jedi & Solo Bomb

        2018
        >[28/05] KATHLEEN KENNEDY FIRED & WHY I AM CONVINCED IT WILL HAPPEN - EPISODE 9 BOYCOTT
        >[06/06] Star Wars rumors: Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy stepping down this Fall?
        >[26/06] Disney Wants to Dump Star Wars Boss Kathleen Kennedy
        >[29/06] Disney President Bob Iger Considers Firing Lucasfilm Head Kathleen Kennedy
        >[29/06] Star Wars backlash: Kathleen Kennedy replaced by Kevin Feige as Marvel contract ends?
        >[05/07] Kathleen Kennedy Fired & George Lucas Coming Back To Lucasfilm?
        >[07/07] Rumour Suggests Kathleen Kennedy Might Step Down From Lucasfilm
        >[22/08] Kathleen Kennedy Fired Proof? Kelly Marie Tran Breaks Her Silence!
        2019
        >[09/10] Star Wars Rumor: Kathleen Kennedy to Step Down as Lucasfilm President After Indiana Jones
        >[10/10] Could Kathleen Kennedy Be Stepping Down As Lucasfilm’s President?
        >[14/10] Star Wars Story Group 'Dismantled'; Kathleen Kennedy In 'CYA' Mode
        >[20/11] 'Star Wars' Uncertainty Extends to Kathleen Kennedy's Disney Future
        >[23/12] KATHLEEN KENNEDY Out After THE RISE OF SKYWALKER Flop…Allegedly…
        >[24/12] Rumors Claim Kathleen Kennedy Will Soon Be Fired From LucasFilm
        >[25/12] Disney Reportedly Wants Kathleen Kennedy Gone After Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker Backlash
        2020
        >[10/02] Rumor: Kathleen Kennedy Heading For “Early Retirement” From Star Wars After Kenobi Delays
        >[13/02] Kathleen Kennedy FORCED to Retire? OUT from Star Wars SOON? (rumor)
        >[27/02] Rumor: After Bob Chapek Becomes Disney CEO, Kathleen Kennedy Could Be Removed In Organizational Restructuring For Bungling Star Wars
        >[20/03] Kathleen Kennedy Is Leaving Star Wars! & More
        >[07/07] Star Wars Reset Includes Kathleen Kennedy Stepping Down
        >[07/14] Disney Ignoring Star Wars; Kathleen Kennedy Gone by 2020
        >[21/07] George Lucas Saving Star Wars; Kathleen Kennedy Leaving For J.J. Abrams

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Doomwiener: These are rumors and I am simply reporting them and they may or may not be true
          >Leftists: HAH TAKE THAT DOOMwiener THE THING YOU SAID WAS A RUMOR THAT MAY NOT BE TRUE TURNED OUT TO NOT BE TRUE, NOW EAT DA BUGS AND I AM RIDIN WITH BIDEN!!!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >these are rumors and may or may not be true
            And yet the last 50 things he's told us that were "rumors" all turned out to be false. But don't worry. Kathleen Kennedy is totally gonna be fired this time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Link one video where doomwiener said she was for sure gonna be fired, just one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He privated/deleted those videos, but there are a lot of reaction videos mocking him for constantly saying that she was gonna be fired.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He privated/deleted those videos
                HAHAHAHAHAHA

                >DOOMwiener SAID SHE WAS GONNA BE FIRED BUT UH MY DOG ATE THE HOMEWORK

                You will never bed a woman

                Dilate yourself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did I hurt you when I destroyed your e-celeb hero, sweatie?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You will never be a woman

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You will never bed a woman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, Kathleen Kennedy is leaving Lucasfilm? That's the first I've heard of it.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rumour : OP sucks two dozen wieners a day

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to pollute morfy's womb haha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wanna stuff my wiener in that christbawd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pollute morfy's womb
      Do you cum raw sewage or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Might as well be with my inferior genes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why has this chick built up such a simp fandom here? She is about the most non offensive “attractive” women they could have hired for the role. She’s not even cast badly but the simping in on another level. What am I not seeing here?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        never underestimate the power of the coomer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she qt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She looks Lisa Kudrow here but not as hot as Lisa in her prime

          she's cute and wholesome
          also she is beautiful but also somehow attainable at the same time

          She’s like a less attractive version of Rebecca Ferguson here too. She’s like a bland knock off of other actresses. The dance is sexy and that is the reason you have latched onto her. That’s my theory so far.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >gif

            MOAR

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she's cute and wholesome
          also she is beautiful but also somehow attainable at the same time

          I want to pollute morfy's womb haha

          Why has this chick built up such a simp fandom here? She is about the most non offensive “attractive” women they could have hired for the role. She’s not even cast badly but the simping in on another level. What am I not seeing here?

          What the FRICK kind of name is Morfydd

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the welsh pronounce 'dd' as 'th'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's cute and wholesome
        also she is beautiful but also somehow attainable at the same time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like an average theater girl you'd meet in high school.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          God forgive me, but is there a full version? Can't find anything online

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's taken from this video, just a short where she talks about her role in a theatre production she did a few years ago

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's cute like a girl-next-door, not like a supermodel or a pornstar

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would argue she is on par with actresses like gal gadot or Brie which cause mass seethe on this board normally

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh so Galadriel is supposed to be cute like the girl next door?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but I actually find her hotter now she is in her 30s than when she was younger, where she was just qt.
            Hot mommy aesthetic now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shills can't shill the show on its merit so they inevitably resort to "look! It has a somewhat hot chick in it...oh baby!!! I'm cooming when I watch the show!!!!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why has this chick built up such a simp fandom here?
        Just watch her here for the first 10 seconds of this interview, she doesn't even speak she just makes a noise and smiles
        You will understand everything

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she legit reminds me of Eowyn in The Two Towers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >She is about the most non offensive “attractive” women they could have hired for the role. She’s not even cast badly but the simping in on another level
        No.
        You're within your rights to think she is the most beuatiful woman to have ever drawn breath, it just means you have bad taste.
        But you objectively cant claim that she isnt badly cast.
        She looks more like a peasant girl working in the fields or selling fish out of a stall or a fricking rohirim squire or some shit.
        And the answer obviously is shills.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        amazon hiring third-worlders to shill their products and appealing to the coomer mindset

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shes not black
        its literally that simple

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why has this chick built up such a simp fandom here?
        Is this your first shill season? The forced nature of the post didn't tick you off that maybe these homosexuals are being paid to post this shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's beautiful but more like "normal" beautiful than "star" beautiful, so it's easier for anons to fantasize ending up with her somehow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is literally the only targeted advertising they know will work on Cinemaphile: create the impression that there are waifuists that love her organically.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          now this I believe
          now that I think of it, it makes sense considering how much worthless crap has webms here only because of the massive amount of desperate losers who need waifus
          makes me wonder how much of that was real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fa/tv/irgins go crazy for any slightly attractive actress because they're desperate coomers with burnt out dopamines constantly chasing the FOTM.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's not attractive, she looks like pippi longstockings

        but if your brain's been destroyed by globohomosexual constantly pushing genuinely hideous women on you all the time, even average-looking women inspire incessant cooming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dood just coooom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yesterday i edged and i swear it didn't feel like anything at all. think i really should stop for a while.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have to medically coom daily otherwise it accumulates too fast and too much
          Once I did no fap for two weeks (the longest I've ever done) and jizzed so hard and so much that it damaged the keyboard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we need someone to play galadriel
      >how about this fat ugly femlet?
      >perfect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >perfect
        she really is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody believes that she is fat and ugly, chudcel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's so painfully average. What is wrong with you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt want to impregnate an average girl
        freak

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          my seed is precious and not to be wasted, unlike you who has to coom everywhere he can

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dont mock my coom, i will print out this post and coom on it, you freak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like she fricks black guys

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is fanfic. Not a single second of it will be considered canon. Amazon doesn't own the franchise, they own a license to do one TV show that explicitly doesn't cover any of the canon.

    It's garbage. Very expensive garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomzooms and future homosexuals google "lawd of da rangs"
      >results: amazon's LOTR, old crap, even older crap
      >implying ~~*they*~~ won't milk the shit out of pozzing lotr now that the estate is actually allowing bullshit adaptations like this
      You'll live to see the day when this is considered not woke enough and the lotr trilogy is memory-holed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait what, they paid like a billion dollars to get the rights and shoot the show and it's all based on nothing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They expect normalgays to just see the name and come flooding in based on the brand alone. It takes place thousands of years before The Hobbit, in a time period not covered by Tolkien, so that they can insert nignogs and anything else they feel like

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is fanfic. Not a single second of it will be considered canon. Amazon doesn't own the franchise, they own a license to do one TV show that explicitly doesn't cover any of the canon.

        It's garbage. Very expensive garbage.

        It will be like the Shadow of War/Mordor games except with more limitations on what they can/cannot do with the characters and story
        Could be fun, could be moronic, possibly both

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This is fanfic. Not a single second of it will be considered canon.
      I mean yes? This is like saying a movie is a movie

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Shillcucks seething

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "TOLKIEN WAS WHITE AND RACIST FOR NOT MAKING HIS WORK TO BE ABOUT US" and "IT'S WHAT TOLKIEN MEANT AND WHAT WAS IMPLIED BECAUSE WE SAY SO, SO IT'S MORE TRUE TO LORE THAN ANYONE ELSE" come out of the same people. for real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was white and he definetly was a racist by todays standards

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He wrote for his own people and culture, not yours.

        Others do it. You're not calling Asians, hispanics, blacks, Arabs, israelites, or Indians racist for doing the same thing. It's ONLY white people who need diversity and need to carry everyone else on their backs, right? Any time a white person creates something or accomplishes anything, he's a racist unless he's carrying everyone else on his back too, right?

        Just frick off, cultural parasite.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He wrote for his own people and culture, not yours.
          Upper class Oxbridge Anglo Saxons?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's still for his people. It's not his nor our fault that your people are creatively and culturally bankrupt to where all you can do is appropriate and rape other people's creations.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Im from Austria. My "people" are Austrians, not Oxbridge Anglo Saxons. Tolkien doesnt represent me. His works arent "Austrian culture".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Austrians
                no such thing. you are germans

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                austria is older than germany, you fricking moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no its not, why are you lying?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no its not, why are you lying?

                Youre both fricking wrong. The Austrian Republic and the German Republic are the same fricking age. 1945. The Austrian Empire and by extension the Holy Roman Empire was the cultural hub of Europe for 500 years. This also included countless German city states and dukedoms/countdoms/kingdoms.

                Why are /misc/ brainlets always so uneducated.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Youre both fricking wrong.
                Technically the guy who said "no its not" wasn't wrong. Maybe you should calm down son

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the frick are you talking about. germany is older than austria, i am not sure when HRE added "of german people" but it was long time before there was an idea of austria

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the frick are you talking about.
                I already posted historical facts, but seeing as you cling to your wrong bullshit, Ill dumb it down, so youll understand in:
                >Germany as a country exists since 1945
                >The German Empire as a federally recognized state existed from 1871-1945
                Those 2 are very different and distinct states. They have nothing to do with each other.

                >Austria as a country exists since 1945.
                >The Austrian Archdukedom was mentioned in an official document, dating back to the 10th century AD
                >The Austrian (Habsburg) Empire officially came into existence 1804
                Have I sufficiently educated you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                aaaah now i get you. you are redditor seething about word definitions! should have seen it comming. carry on then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                aaaah now I get you. you are an intellectually insecure and uneducated moron! should have seen it coming. carry on then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                whats up with the seethe anon, if you dont want people to dismiss you, make better arguments. or at least more honest

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do chuds not know what the terms "definition" and "semantics" mean? Every time they accuse someone of merely arguing about definitions/semantics, they get it wrong. Every single time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ironic, considering that Tolkien plagiarized The Niebelungen-song. Real Germanic eddas, which dont exist in Anglo Saxon culture. Thats the whole point of him creating his world.

                Youd know that, if you werent a 15 year old moron. We Europeans have culture. We dont have "white culture". We have Spanish, Scottish, Greek, German, Swiss, Italian, French... culture.

                Stop lumping us into a great blanket term to further your pathetic political points.

                That being said, this show and its wokeness are a travesty. Dont (you) me again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                did you reply to wrong post?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you moronic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i have never said anything you had in your post so i assumed it is reply to someone else.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry about him. Euros are usually butthurt to the point of moronation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but i have no idea what is his tlaking about. i am european but there are very valid reasons to call austrians germans and the rest of his post is seething at who knows what

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This coming from the israeli slave? Let us know about your next school shooting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good goy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Americancels BTFO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i know its you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically yes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically Yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's ONLY white people who need diversity and need to carry everyone else on their backs, right?
          racist is antiwhite slur and used solely against white people. i dont know why that suprises you anon, you should know that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He wrote for his own people and culture, not yours.
          >Others do it. You're not calling Asians, hispanics, blacks, Arabs, israelites, or Indians racist for doing the same thing. It's ONLY white people who need diversity and need to carry everyone else on their backs, right? Any time a white person creates something or accomplishes anything, he's a racist unless he's carrying everyone else on his back too, right?
          >Just frick off, cultural parasite.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing wrong with being racist

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Seconded.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WHITE AND RACIST FOR NOT MAKING HIS WORK TO BE ABOUT US
      >US
      don't forget, blacks aren't behind this, israelites are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >don't forget, blacks aren't behind this, israelites are
        True but black arrogance knows no bounds and once they hears this stuff they believe it. Don't forget, now they genuinely believe Cleopatra was black and will throw fits if anyone suggests otherwise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just when I thought i couldn't love her more

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    woah, they're raping the lore? who would have thought

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you trying to tell me "Lord of the Rings scholar" is an actual fricking job that he was fired from?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He worked for the Tolkien estate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's basically they dude who knows all kinds of shit about Tolkien's works and they ask him if something makes sense or not in the show
      Same way you hire an expert in US secret operations for when you make an operator show or a different Lawyers when you make a law show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a fancy title for a consultant.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember this guy from the LOTR special features. He was a lot better than that big lipped dork with an annoying voice

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Treat any adaption of anything as fan fiction. It's the only way.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anything amazon churns out is at least as good as tolkiens own stuff. i mean what did he know about writing anyway?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the only people defending this shitheap are just coomers obsessed with a white woman

    Never change Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was watching the undateables and the down syndrome guy only talked about sex ahahaha, that's your average Cinemaphile guy for you

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SEX
    with Welsh LASS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Incels pretend that this is not cuteness personified...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hotwife material

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She cute. And perfect body fat. Not skinny, not fat. Perfect. I wanna bite her arms.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to watch her pure Elven womb get corrupted by nasty orcs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I-is that sword being driven into the ground meant to suggest something??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like what?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo you can't make things inclusive!!!!
    Token already debunked this himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing was debunked there. He took myths from OTHER cultures and adapted them into something different. That's not what's happening with Amazon's LotR since it's just re-organizing the same thing, not into something separate.

      Don't be cringe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That's not what's happening with Amazon's LotR
        Yes it is, they're adapting it to America's bastard culture.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The difference being Tolkien didn't rewrite the original myths, he used them as a base to make a whole new legendarium. Amazon could've used Tolkien as a starting point and created their own new fantasy show where they could do anything they wanted without pissing people off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...Isnt that cultural appropriation on tolkiens part?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so you think tolkien wouldnt disapprove of the exploitation and modification of his work?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Correct, Tolkien didn't believe in plagiarism or other crappy capitalistic concepts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >take greek myths, icelandic sagas, biblical stories and use them to create an Anglo-Saxon mythology
      >that means we're allowed to put african people in The Shire
      ???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >allowed

        So now you need permission for that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pretty much, yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he/him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how does de-evolution into missing links modernize anything?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >make a strawman
      >deboonk it
      >proclaim Victory
      You twitter homosexual, you know very well what he meant by modernizing? Ancient myths and tales don't have a fixed canon and are often written in hard to parse language and or poetry. He meant taking old myths and giving them a modern treatment of a novel.
      God, this is so fricking disingenuous. It's like claiming he was progressive because he didn't like Nazis. Holy frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you know very well
        Why are incels in Tolkien threads so obsessed with this phrase? Every time someone posts a Tolkien quote they go "YOU KNOW VERY WELL HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT!!"
        No, chud, I don't. And no, chud, you don't know that either. That is your delusional headcanon again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down, son. You seem to have misunderstood what I said either by malice or stupidity so ill be explain using simpler words for ya.
          You're wrongfully attributing a meaning to something he said and people are counter arguing. If you can find me a quote where Tolkien says
          >and I meant to out darkies and gays all over my work
          Then I won't question it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, chud. You would question it. You would respond
            >You know very well that "darkies" and "gays" meant something different in Tolkien's days! By "darkies", he meant west-Irish people and by "gays" he meant people with a sunny disposition! Now go and dilate, you cannot subvert me and my culture!!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sound's like you couldn't find that quote and are coping about it

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BE SURE TO SHOW THE SJWS YOU WON'T JUST SIT THERE AND TAKE THIS CORRUPTION OF OUR MOST SACRED VALUES AND CULTURAL INSTITUTIONS, BY COMPLAINING ABOUT AMAZON'S THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER! NEVER STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT! BE SURE TO MENTION THE NAME AND THAT YOU THINK ITS CORRUPTING OUR TRADITIONS SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW TO AVOID IT BECAUSE THEY HATE WHEN TRADITION IS CORRUPTED
    NEVER EVER STOP POSTING ABOUT AMAZON'S THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER AVAILABLE ONLY ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO STREAMING SERVICE!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shill patrol is out in full force again I see.

    the show is gonna be shit because something produced by a megacorporation with tons of committees and stakeholders could never have any kind of soul or artistry. instead they just hide and say "waah you're just racist"

    Will it be successful? For a few seasons maybe like wheel of time or game of thrones. i'm gonna pass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm gonna pass
      you're not and we both know it. All of Cinemaphile is going to watch it to either give it a fair shot or to hate watch and meme. It's event tv for this shithole.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no a handful of people are gonna watch it and everyone else is gonna laugh and copy the webms. it's gonna be fun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which webms?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The ones I am going to make of Galadriel so I can post them and talk about how much I love her!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't blame you anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I am incredibly excited to watch it for her

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the webms from the new show that show the worst bits

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Like what?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ask me again in a year einstein

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you're not and we both know it.
        nah its very easy. i have not seen star wars 7 or anyother mouswars product. just dont watch it lol

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LOOK GUYS SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOUR TRAD WIFE ISNT OUR SHOW SO HECKIN BASED?
    frick off and start shilling for a better show wagecucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think I can do better than a welsh fishwife, thank you very much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lotr doesn't even need shilling, moron. Everyone already knows it

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shills have been going crazy lately.
    I will not watch your trash Jeff. Go frick yourself you bald pussy-whipped b***h

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a lord of the rings scholar. I want to kick his ass for having such a stupid job title. goddam nerds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literary scholars exist. He's just chosen a gay subject matter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's the chair of anglo saxon literature at oxford university, literally the same professional title tolkien had. tom shippey's analysis of tolkien is the main reason why people take lord of the rings remotely seriously in the academic world. being a 'tolkien scholar' isn't his job title, but it's something he does on the side - publishing books about tolkien and giving talks and lectures. he's pretty good if you give his lectures the time, and if anyone is interested his book jrr tolkien: author of the century is a really interesting dissection of tolkien's published works

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these new youtube "essays" shitting on the original trilogy all having a similar point being "original trilogy wasn't faithful therefore the new show is as valid"
    You know, I usually don't fall into the shill finger pointing crap, but holy shit it is obvious

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much wiener did they b***h have to suck to become the face of Lord of the Rings?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frickkkkk
      I hope a lot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all the cast are relatively unknown, except for a handful. It was intentional that they didn't want to cast many well known actors.
      But she got the role even before St Maud came out, which although a low budget British film, got her some recognition and award noms in the UK

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leftists are pure cancer.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They can't pollute the lore any more than any other fanfic writers can pollute the lore of their respective works.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a dick shills

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"rumor"
    AKA we made this up to get clicks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rumors that he was fired or that they're polluting the lore? because the later is not a rumor, we have tons of evidence

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a fake headline made solely to get clicks from morons like you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >OC Donut Steel brother of Galadriel is the bad guy of S1
          >Tar-Miriel black
          >Black hobbit clan despite the Tolkien saying they were swarty
          Yeah, totally not a single change in the lore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't respond at all to the actual point

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            grow the frick up

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How can I get paid to make post like yours?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                get a job and a life, god I can't wait for all of you to go extinct in less than 20 years

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well that's what he is asking. What's your pay? Is it worth it to give up on the little dignity you might still have had just to suck Bezo's wiener on the internet?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The more I watch the teasers the more I'm convinced it will be shit

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Polluting is all israelites know how to do. Based of him to call it like it is.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morfbros, she's at San Diego Comicon in Friday doing a Q and A for the show and other stuff. Hopefully it gets livestreamed or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >see picture of her
      >can't stop smiling
      I am smitten

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If only there were boobs.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the most beautiful hair in ME looks like that
    This show is trah-tier.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morf

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait, shippey the shill actually got fired?

    holy shit, if he couldn't bring himself to find positive words for this trash then we are doomed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wait, shippey the shill actually got fired?
      He'd been fired for nearly two years, I think. Somewhat after Christopher had died.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was because he broke NDA and gave an a fairly in depth interview with a German site about the shows pre-production
      Can read it here
      https://www.tolkiengesellschaft.de/30918/exklusive-interview-with-tom-shippey-concerning-lotronprime/

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh* A new series, and a new basic dumb b***h for Cinemaphile to simp over.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Baby Treeb

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't he fired for breaking an NDA?
    I mean, the show is garbage and Shippey is solid nut I doubt he'll throw away a lucrative contract to point out how there weren't any darkies in Tolkien's Middle Earth

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no.

    She was almost perfect.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien was extremely anti-industrialisation. If you are against industrialisation, you are against capitalism. If you are against capitalism, you're a commie. If you're a commie, you're trans or pro-trans.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TOLKIEN LOVED DIVERSITY,READ HIS LETTERS AND NOTES AFTER ALMOST DYING IN THE WAR
    >THE REASON EVERYONE IS "WHITE" IN THE BOOKS IS BECAUSE HE KNEW THE BOOK WASNT GOING TO SELL IF HE ADDED BLACK KING AND TRANS QUEENS IN RACIST EUROPE
    TOLKIEN LOVED DIVERSITY,READ HIS LETTERS AND NOTES AFTER ALMOST DYING IN THE WAR
    >THE REASON EVERYONE IS "WHITE" IN THE BOOKS IS BECAUSE HE KNEW THE BOOK WASNT GOING TO SELL IF HE ADDED BLACK KING AND TRANS QUEENS IN RACIST EUROPE
    TOLKIEN LOVED DIVERSITY,READ HIS LETTERS AND NOTES AFTER ALMOST DYING IN THE WAR
    >THE REASON EVERYONE IS "WHITE" IN THE BOOKS IS BECAUSE HE KNEW THE BOOK WASNT GOING TO SELL IF HE ADDED BLACK KING AND TRANS QUEENS IN RACIST EUROPE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is wrong. tolkien was a devout christian and we all know christians are racists and pedophiles

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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