>Loses to 3 different ragtag special ops teams. >Loses to elderly cop. >Loses to xenomorphs

>Loses to 3 different ragtag special ops teams
>Loses to elderly cop
>Loses to xenomorphs
>Loses to stronger predator
>Loses to autism
>Loses to predalien
>Losses to little girl with bow and arrows

Name a bigger jobber, he is supposed to be nearly unstoppable, but he keeps losing to normies again and again.
Can new game or new movie with Predator protagonist redeem him or is it already too late?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can say that about any slasher killer.
    Bad guys job.
    It's their job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Slasher villians don't have invisibility suit, projectile weapons and agility, the only weakness Predator has is that he is not invincible, but even last movie has a scene where bears absolutely mauls him, but he just tanks all damage, he shouldn't be losing all the time

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are forgetting that he slaughters dozens of people in those movies, all of whom are presumed warriors

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be awesome if they make a Afghanistan predator movie where he's in Tora Bora or Kandahar hunting humans or whatever and just so happened to get caught up in the US hunt for Bin Laden. Bin Laden never left the compound afterwards because he was scared the predator would return and Bin Ladens HDD's had camcorder footage of his Al Quaeda buddies being ripped in half and slaughtered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but bin laden was the entire time in pakistan with ISI and the CIA, watching porn and playing with his balls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It would be awesome if they make a Afghanistan predator movie
      Really any movie like that with operators vs aliens or demons or eldritch entities in the desert would be fricking awesome.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would fit:
        - Yautja attracted to heat and conflict
        - UKSF, Navy Selas and Taliban team up to fight Predator
        Might be kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would be kino. They should make sequels now like Assassins Creed games; just completely unrelated events set in different historical periods.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Predator in WW2 Europe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They can really do movies in any era. Cavemen, vikings.
      Van helsing+sherlock holmes character hunting down "jack the ripper". Horror movie, spines hanging here and there.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the predator is basically some big strong moron in a stealth suit and advanced laser weapons but hes still dumb as shit but can somehow fly a spaceship.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who gave him the spaceship? Is he a millionaire that can take year off and just hunt in exotic locals? Maybe he's a doctor on his homeworld and is like those doctors and dentists here that hunt in Africa, maybe has a cute wife and a few kids going to school.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe spaceships are as common as cars on Predator world. Think about how many morons are on the road.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same with humans. You didn't invent your car or computer yet you can operate them. The preds know how to use their technology but that doesnt mean they invented it themselves.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe you should write the next installment m8

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In Prey it pretty much took an entire tribe of indians, a troop of french trappers, AND the luck of a sexy indian girl to take it down. So it was still pretty strong.

    It's not near as bad as in the last movie where it was supposed to be the super ultra omega badass predator and Olivia Munn gives it a fricking hurricanrana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Predator was such a fricking garbage movie. The frick was Shane Black thinking with all those stupid goofy characters. That said the upgrade predator was fricking terrifying. Imagine being chased by that big frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Prey actually feels like the kind of movie people would expect him to make but instead it came from the 10 Cloverfield Lane guy kek.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Prey is nothing like Shane Black movies, wtf you are talking about, he is famous for his dialogues and character interactions and Prey barely has any

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you do realise the predators are larping just like fat white dentists that go on safari and kill lions

    it's not "the predator" it's some beta thats on vacation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >IT WAS UNEXPERIENCED PREDATOR

      Lmao, always the same excuse, in AVP:R super badass predator is somehow on par with baby predalien who has no training, experience or weapons

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So does this mean Predator as a franchise is finally back on its feet and is doing better than the Alien franchise?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's such a shame because I feel like the predator is one of the most unique modern concepts specially visually but it keeps getting shafted into garbage dull movies with no plot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Could be worse. You could have it go through what the Xenomorph has with Prometheus and Covenant. Though I can't tell if the Hunt for Autism Predator movie was better or worse than Covenant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is Covenant's biggest sin? It had decent hard sci-fi with the ship stuff before they ever land. It looked great. The initial female blundering was hilarious. Ridley dabbed on "faith" once more with Billy Crudup. All the "Promethean civilization destroyed by David" was hugely anticlimactic but I still liked that character, and the juxtaposition with Walter. My biggest problem is the last funhouse/action conclusion sequence but it wasn't that bad. At worst I'd call the movie pointless, but it was still technically enjoyable.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are certainly huge jumps between talent level between them. I remember in one of the AVPs (I think the first) one Alien took out multiple Predators and the sole survivor singlehandedly took out like a gorillion Aliens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AVP movies shilled way too much for xenos, probably because Aliens were seen as the more popular and relevant franchise, by 2004 there hasn't been a new Predator movie for 14 years

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them

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