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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scud

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah literally dont drink soda or sugary coffee drinks
    But im still drinking alcohol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I drink vodka until I black out every day and I've lost 15 pounds since March.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vodka is better than any other alcohol unfortunately

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >non aged spirit
          >best
          lel

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks vodka isn’t aged because it’s clear
            Lel

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >usually isn’t
              >if it is, its a few weeks to a few months
              >99/100 times develops no additional flavors
              dang champ, you showed me

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nothing hits quite like $7 monarch vodka. redcap for life.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw state per-liter tax doubles the price of your your vodkino

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diet, workout routine? I vodka daily but still fat shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I drink vodka until I black out every day and I've lost 15 pounds since March.

      I lost a lot of weight since I moved from beer to vodka. The taste of liquor makes me vomit so I dilute the frick out of it and just sip on it throughout the night and I actually get drunk without feeling like I'm about to burst.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Losing weight is as easy as not eating wheat, also try not to eat before going to bed.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >try not to eat before going to bed
        Why?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pseudo nutrition science

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't listen to him. "not eating before bed" is just a short hand way to say "don't eat stuff that will frick up your metabolism" stuff like caffeine, or alcohol before bed is bad. but eating -food- before bed is totally fine

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            if I eat before bed I wake up with the shits

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want you to roll the fat b***h onto the boat and take her to the Planet Fitness at once!

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is easy.
    It often seems like no matter how hard you try, no matter what you give up or what routine you follow, the evils of your life just get stronger until you finally give in.
    I often ask God why we're made this way. Why, no matter how much you pray or try to do what's right, nothing ever seems to work out.
    I have to believe it's all apart of some plan. That there's a reason I'm so weak, so evil. Why I complain about what evils people commit, then not too long later commit said evils.

    There has to be a reason for it all, right? That all of my struggles have a purpose?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      iktf

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wish I could hug you, friend. I hope God, or the spinning roulette of life, gives you a win. Even if it takes a little bit. Just keep holding on, if not for your sake then for mine. So that I can have some hope, too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why am I so weak
      I was gonna call you a homosexual and say I wish I was there in high school to bully you relentlessly but it’s probably not entirely your fault, I’m sure your dad was a homosexual and your stupid b***h mother helped make you into a weak piece of shit instead of making you go chop firewood or carry hay bales so you didn’t grow up to be a complete waste of air
      Too bad I suppose

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you want to bully me?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your weak, soft demeanor and existence makes me angry and my biological mechanisms make me hate weak fricks
          You sound like a homosexual though so you’d probably just enjoy it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do I make you angry?
            Your biological mechanisms should make you happy I am so weak, because it means that you will have better reproductive success. That a woman would rather be with someone strong like you instead of a frail thing like me. If anything, you should regard me with mild distaste and complete disinterest.

            I don't enjoy being bullied. I want to be friends, even with people who hate me. I don't know why I'm this way, I wish I wasn't. I pray to God to give me strength, I train and lift and push myself physically. I watch violent sports and play violent games. I root for a side in wars and pray the opposing side faces annihilation. Yet I can't bring myself to hate people when they're in front of me, even if they're completely detestable. They're still people who have feelings like me, and I wouldn't want to hurt them. And when I do, I feel like the worst person.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              youre a good guy anon dont listen to him

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just got to listen to

                Self doubting your self is an easy thing to do. All you gotta do is believe

                I'm trying to believe in myself. Some days are easier than others. Gonna go to sleep now, maybe tomorrow I'll be out of this funk.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >my biological mechanisms make me hate weak fricks
            bahahahahahahah
            homosexual

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile is full of loser alcoholics who peaked in high school.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Self doubting your self is an easy thing to do. All you gotta do is believe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      true

      KWAB

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is if you're a woman living in america. Oink Mooooo, hey b***h ever tried saying no I don't want whipped cream on that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women in america have the best access to coke and external stimuli

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's coke zero

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I should've done it sooner

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Be fat frick
    > Tell one doctor I'm depressed, get put on Wellbutrin
    > Tell another doctor I can't focus, get put on Ritalin
    > Wellbutrin makes orgasms 10x better, curbs appetite
    > Ritalin makes it easy for me to focus on projects, also curbs appetite
    > Wake up in the morning, take meds, don't get hungry until around 6pm
    > Eat one meal a day, go to gym and frick around twice a week for half an hour
    > get myself intentionally blacklisted from local pizza companies that do delivery
    > switch all soda to diet/0 sugar soda
    > weight literally falls off and I'm saving money on food

    I lost 20lbs the first month (314 to 294lbs, 6'1" male). It's not super healthy but its piss easy.

    Alternately, just burn more calories than you eat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 5'10, 160lbs
      I'm so hungry bros

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        same height and my weight has shifted from between 150lbs and over 200lbs like 5 times both ways in the past 10 years
        It's always the alcohol that puts the weight back on and then I spend a year dieting just to lose the weight from a couple months of binge drinking

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 6'3" and I was 155-160 from 2019 to 2021. Now I'm 175-180 but I want to get back down to 160

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 5'7 and weigh 138. Be grateful.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          is 138 light at that height?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Switch all soda to water. Don't drink diet shit the artificial sweetener is carcenagetic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it was carcenagetic all the homosexuals that started drinking it in the 70's would have cancer

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They do.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not on meds at the moment (have used a lot in the past) but I'm hooked on kratom and diet/0cal soda pretty badly
      I use little slivers of tissue/toilet paper to wrap like half a gram of kratom powder in, then I wash it down with a big gulp of zero soda. I'll go through 80 to 100oz of diet soda a day doing this (around 40 to 50 grams of kratom)
      Have probably lost around 50lbs in the past year doing this, and I do not do well if I have to go without either the kratom or diet soda, the phenylalanine in those drinks is a little insidious

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Redpill me on kratom.

        Also I am hooked on soda, so I switched to diet so that K wasn't chugging calories all day. I have worked in Crystal Light/other low caloroes drinks with the eventual goal of going to them exclusively, then working in water before going water exclusively

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Krat is to opiates what coffee is to cocaine, except you'll get withdrawal symptoms. Don't touch it if you have addictive tendencies.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't touch it if you have addictive tendencies

            Lol, I'll steer clear I guess.

            They say the predisposition toward addictive behavior is hereditary. I've always been extremely careful not to experiment with any hard shit as a result, because with my family history I'd be a fricking timebomb.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think kratom withdrawal is a lot more benign than other types of withdrawals, but like almost any substance you put in your body, you're not going to feel great if you stop it taking it

            Redpill me on kratom.

            Also I am hooked on soda, so I switched to diet so that K wasn't chugging calories all day. I have worked in Crystal Light/other low caloroes drinks with the eventual goal of going to them exclusively, then working in water before going water exclusively

            >redpill me
            It's a drug you use if don't have access to or are trying to avoid harder drugs..Kratom is used by a lot of former opiate addicts because it's just strong enough to feel buzzed off of, but it's not as intense as real opiates

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's definitely the kratom. I can drop weight like nothing when I'm high on opiates too because I'm way more interested in getting high than I am in eating.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIBRARY CARD

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you talking about? Commies have been trying to take over the USA for decades

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not be a little bit fat if it allows you to have fun. For example, beer makes my life 15% more enjoyable so if even if it reduces my life expectancy by 10% it's still a net benefit. Science!

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when I was a teenager I drank like 2-3 big cups of orange juice every day around the end of high school I mostly replaced it with water and dropped almost 10 kg in a year or two

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6'3 and 135

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least you can sneak around without people seeing you

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro I literally couldn't afford to be fat. Where are all you fatties getting thousands of spare dollars to spend on shit to shovel down your throat?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      jar mayo and vege oil is pretty cheap

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