>stayed the same weight the entire time
How'd he do it?
probably ate off-screen
He was dead the entire time
he ate the dead bodies
the Garth Brooks method
whole thing on the island only went on for a few months. And he hoarded a lot of food in secret.
Weren't they on the island for about 3 months?
yeah. I think they're only on the island some weeks the first time. Then they go back after a few years after they're "rescued."
Season 1 episode 13 he goes to Jack about digestive issues, he lists every food type there is on the islands as to what he's been eating. This fat fuck never stopped eating.
BECAUSE HE WAS, AT FIRST, ONLY ON THE ISLAND FOR LIKE THREE MONTS, AND AFTERWARDS FOR ANOTHER KONTH AN DE A HALF AT BEST, AND THEN HE COULD PROBABLY TRAVEL ALL AROUND THE WORLD WITH HIS NEW MAGIC POWERS, SO HE NEVER HAD TO LOSE A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF AGE!
GOD, FUCKING WATCH THE SHOW, YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
Did you miss the alert where he found the Dharma food? He was snacking on that and then he was off the island for 3 years and gained the lost weight on the island
Weight loss works a little different on the island...
OATMEAL CREME PIES
SWISS CAKE ROLLS
CARAMEL COOKIE BARS
In s1 he tells Charlie he actually lost weight but he’s so fat it makes no real difference
They literally addressed it in the show. He found a food stash and was hoarding it.
Magic island. It's less about "healing" and more about keeping you the same way you're supposed to be.
So for the people dying, being dead was their true self? Wow, brave and stunning.
they even made a joke out of it, Charlie called him out.
turns out there's plenty of calories in fruits and fish, which they had plenty
and also, the island was fucking magic
fat is genetic, it dont matter if you eat right and exercise its in your genes to be fat if youre born fat
this. EAT LESS EXERCISE MORE! is a meme if youre not genetically predisposed to gain weight, some people just have fatness in their DNA no use fighting it, its god will for you to be fat!
>sky daddy's will and genetics overwrite the laws of physics just to fuck you over for being spiritually lazy
Greasy fat fucking fingers posted these
Fatty cope. I got fat then ate less and went back to not being fat
the island literally drops junk food on him from the sky. she's a real bitch like that
>Imagine being so dedicated to being a disgusting lazy fat FUCK, and so uncommitted to your craft as an actor, than you are uninterested and unable of losing 20-80 lbs (for your health) when your character is in a warrior order spending time isolated in the woods.
That's why I absolutely loathe this piece of shit--and Hurly's actor (HURR FOOD STASHES), and respect Christian Bale and Jared Leto
>Imagine being such a vile, uncontrollable slob that the writers of a major television production had to handwave and/or fabricate preposterous plot devices to explain how you didn't have even a SLIGHT caloric deficit on an arduous campaign/lifestyle
They find a hatch filled with food and there'd multiple scenes where they show him hoarding it along with eating ranch straight from the jar.
>the writers of a major television production had to handwave and/or fabricate preposterous plot devices to explain how you didn't have even a SLIGHT caloric deficit
Some secret society literally discovered it and did regular supply runs to the island. People were stationed on the other side of the Island.
>handwave and/or fabricate preposterous plot devices
the whole show was handwaving and preposterous plot devices.
I can't stand JJ Abrams or Damon Lindeloff
someone should ask him, "no, no, no, I mean in real life? lmao"
>In real life
>At your house
>In Tel Aviv
he's not israeli and neither am i despite what follows: say what you want about them generally, but at least the israelis tend to be in shape from idf service.
they're not as fat as americans, but that's not saying much
All that house stealing and excuse making makes them fat.
eh, fair enough
Nobody else liked poi, except, oddly, the moke looking beaner
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