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Why did God turn her into a pillar of salt instead of just killing her?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    steam, not salt. she was vaporised because the city was nuked.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    to make a point

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the story gains authenticity by claiming that a natural feature is a part of it. Maybe the biblical story incorporates a local legend about a woman being turned into the pillar in 's post.

      tfw no genesis kino

      tons of old bible kinos plus no end of religous cartoons, sorry, anime covering the OT

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish there was a Bible anime. Like, the whole thing, not just Genesis.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty similar to the Greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha stupid b***h

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    should've turned her into oregano, i love that shit

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no genesis kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no Gilgamesh or Sumerian kino

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the god of the old Testament so mean?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite (and most likely) theory is that they israelites were polytheistic like most tribes and assimilated many stories of the acts of different gods together into the acts of one god when they opted for the Yahweh route. And most gods in history were depicted as ruthless, savage motherfrickers.our modern gods are no different.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Admit it, you’d act like a dick if you had omnipotent power too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you torture insects.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're not a god to insects. You're just big compared to them. There's a difference.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is basically God's original title for The Bible.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      humanity was young and needed a strict teacher. now we've got laws against rape and shit so god can be more chill

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >now we've got laws
        interesting that one of the laws Moses got from God was to follow the law

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    well turning her into a pillar of salt probably killed her no?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No no, i know alot of salty b***hes and theyre definitely still alive.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a metaphor you moron.
    She was a worthless vapid city slicking prostitute and when they left she “looked back” (i.e. longed for) the city and her old lifestyle and it made her a salty old frigid b***h.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHE BELONGS TO THE SALT

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does god let billions of people on earth suffer instead of just killing them?

    Because he thinks it's funny.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't God turn her into pepper?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it's sourced from some common myth from that era, same with the binding of isaac.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we nearing Sodom and Gommorah yet? I feel like we can't be that far

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