>Actress promotes show on twitter
Stop the presses, people! We got a maverick on our hands!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I guess tweeting out that Mariner bullies Boimler because she has a crush on him is one way to promote a show.
It was false advertising so she was told to stop by her handlers.
I tried Lower Decks. I tried. I had a friend who kept shilling it to me. But, it's just constant "DUDE REMEMBER [insert Trek episode here]!!" with lots of swearing and toilet humor. It's a baby show that just happens to have some swearing. And all it does is make me wanna watch the shows it excessively references. I'd rather watch any of the pre-Kurtzman shows for the umpteenth time. I know I'll have a better experience.
>It's a baby show that just happens to have some swearing
That’s the number one problem. Most adult animation is made by manchildren who take a thing from their childhood, and since they never grew up, their idea of making it more “adult” is adding swearing, gore, and sex. Most millennial and Gen X writers simply never grew out of that edgy teenager mindset. They’re also mostly childless so they don’t operate in the mindset of “I want to make something my kids could watch.”
Star Trek was a family friendly franchise, for crying out loud! Just look what they did to TAS with their “Very Short Treks.”
Star Trek will never be good again until it’s made by people who want to make good sci-fi that can be enjoyed by the whole family.
There's a weird disdain for what Trek used to be whenever the writers open their mouths in interviews or on social media.
>umm. Actually, the only reason they didn't swear in old Star Trek was standards and practices chud. They'd actually curse all the time and do weed okay?
It's just so lazy to make the setting crappier because that's more "realistic".
I'm forever grateful that at least the Japanese sci-fi franchises I like are either dead or just ticking on with the same level of quality I've come to expect. Since almost all the Western sci-fi stuff I liked is all trash.
As a wise old man from Maine once said: "Sometimes, dead is better."
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>There's a weird disdain for what Trek used to be whenever the writers open their mouths in interviews or on social media.
Citation needed.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
One of the people in the Picard writer's room said the bit about cursing.
There's a weird disdain for what Trek used to be whenever the writers open their mouths in interviews or on social media.
>umm. Actually, the only reason they didn't swear in old Star Trek was standards and practices chud. They'd actually curse all the time and do weed okay?
It's just so lazy to make the setting crappier because that's more "realistic".
I'm forever grateful that at least the Japanese sci-fi franchises I like are either dead or just ticking on with the same level of quality I've come to expect. Since almost all the Western sci-fi stuff I liked is all trash.
As a wise old man from Maine once said: "Sometimes, dead is better."
It's worth pointing out that TNG was very age-of-sail influenced and was often used as a platform for philosophical pondering or morality plays. Yes it had dumb episodes like Die Hard in space when no one had any better ideas, but at its best it was classic sci-fi: using a futuristic setting and the advances implied therein to ask questions about humanity and the world.
That's no longer the case. Now it's mostly influenced by memories of itself warped by cultural osmosis.
Star Trek: Lower Decks fits perfectly into Modern Hollywood’s toxic notions of feminism.
Nothing pisses off modern Hollywood writers more than an earnest portrayal of romantic love. It all stems from the toxic idea that a woman in a relationship with a man is “surrendering power,” so a female character craving love from a man is seen as backwards and obsolete.
This is also why Boimler and Mariner will never be allowed to be together. Modern Hollywood writers are obsessed with platonic friendships that fulfill every aspect of a romantic relationship except exclusivity and intimacy. Again, this is because the idea of a woman being tied down to a man for those things is seen as anti-feminist and backward.
The show is okay with portraying serious, long-term “lesbian” relationships, and various hook-ups with men as those do not challenge the writers’ preconceived notions of female empowerment. Promiscuity is empowering, women dating each other is empowering. Men and women being soulmates is not empowering.
The obsession with the platonic ideal stems from millennial writers’ preconceptions about romantic relationships being transactional in nature, where every good deed is ultimately a means towards sex. In their eyes, a friendship is only earnest when physical attraction is not an item.
Hollywood’s feminist ideal involves a woman having close male friends she can rely on for emotional support and an array of attractive sexual partners from whom she can choose freely.
In other words, watch My Adventures With Superman instead. A show that portrays a girl and boy being compelled to be their best selves out of their love for each other. Clark and Lois are unashamedly supportive of each other. Despite Superman being a literal god, their relationship never becomes a power play. This is what you should be demanding from your cartoons, not this cynical, misguided drivel.
It most certainly is, to the point of being the anti-Lower Decks.
And then you find out that it’s written by former Lower Decks writers and it suddenly all makes sense.
>https://imdb.com/name/nm3758123/
Since I have now proven you wrong, will you admit to being wrong about everything else too?
I know it’s difficult to admit to being wrong on the internet, but it’ll be a growing experience for you. Just stop, reflect, and admit that anon simply knows better than you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>it’s written by former Lower Decks writerS >plural >there's actually only one >he wrote one (1) episode for each >still acts all smug and write down a condescending "gotcha"
you have to be really raving to reach this level of hypocrisy. it's actually quite impressive.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>claim several of something exist >can only produce one >URE MOVING THE GOALPOSTS!!!!
absolutely delusional
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Willis was a staff writer on seasons 1 and 2 of Lower Decks. She is currently a staff writer on MAWS. Aside from writing, she is also credited as an executive story editor on 20 episodes, which means she had a lot to say when it came to the show’s overall tone and feel.
Anon, all of this is really simple: I know better than you. But most importantly, I know MORE than you. The sooner you recognize it, the sooner you can make that step towards becoming a better person. Sorry pal, some people just know better and you gotta know when to just shut up and listen when they’re talking.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yes, but she isn't story editor on MAWS, she only wrote one episode as a guest writer. she therefore could not supposedly make MAWS as what Lower Decks couldn't be.
and that still doesn't justify your use of plural here
It most certainly is, to the point of being the anti-Lower Decks.
And then you find out that it’s written by former Lower Decks writers and it suddenly all makes sense.
you're just coping against all evidence to keep your hateboner hard.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>she isn't story editor on MAWS
Wrong. The IMDB credits are not accurate. >guest writer
Wrong again.
I’ve watched ALL the interviews for MAWS, and Willis is a staff writer and an executive editor. There are interviews where she talks about plotting out the season’s story and various arcs.
Shut the fuck up if you’ve no idea what you’re talking about; or do your research, because I fucking did mine and I know what I’m talking about. Never talk to me about something if all you’ve got are assumptions.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you have to link those interviews anons. otherwise nobody is going to believe you since you were already caught cheating by claiming there were several writerS in common instead of just one.
also none of this confirms your headcanon that she left Lower Decks because she couldn't ship Mariner with Boimler.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don’t owe you anything. No matter how many times you got proven wrong, you keep doubling down. You started off by claiming no Lower Decks writer works on MAWS, which I disproved instantly (and that’s where the discussion should have ended). You’re full of shit and no matter how much evidence you’ll get, you’ll still be full of shit. You’ll keep moving the goalposts until I’m tired of responding, so you’ll get to claim your victory. Or you’ll take a piece of evidence I provide and you’ll twist or misinterpret it to suit your narrative.
There’s no arguing with you because you don’t accept anything that contradicts your Weltanschauung. You don’t discuss, you don’t think, you’re just mindlessly responding. There’s one script you follow and you won’t deviate from it.
You know, of course, that you’re wrong, but you’re too proud to admit it. Too key to knowing better is knowing more. And you’ve demonstrated a total lack of understanding and knowledge on what you’re arguing about.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>by claiming no Lower Decks writer works on MAWS, which I disproved instantly
no I didn't. (You) are lying again. I said there was only one instead of several as (You) claimed. >more inane rambling
keep writing it so I can not read it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>no I didn't!!!!
Swing and a miss, bucko.
>it’s written by former Lower Decks writers
you already made that claim and it was already deboonked, you disingenuous retard.
Your incoherent and mindnumbing arguing style might work on others but it won’t work on me. You operate by trying to confuse the person you’re arguing with, hoping that by playing dumb you’ll somehow win. You won’t.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
anon, "plural" means "quantity ⩾ 2", so the opposite of >it’s written by former Lower Decks writerS
is >it’s written by one or zero former Lower Decks writer
that's basic logic.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
This is some next level damage control. You claimed no Lower Decks writer works on MAWS and got ”deboonked.” Be a man and take the L.
The distinction between plural and singular is not nearly as important here as you might think. I know you’re desperate for a gotcha because you’ve got literally nothing else, but the bottom line remains the same: MAWS is one of the shows Lower Decks writers moved to. And MAWS just happens to reuse the same voice actor (they even gave him purple hair) and the same character dynamic. Now, I’m not suggesting some writer moved to MAWS to realize their vision for Boimler/Mariner shipping, but it’s not exactly impossible.
The original argument was that MAWS is the polar opposites of Lower Decks in the way it treats its main couple, and you’ve been hard at work trying to move the conversation away from it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>you are the idiot because I can't into logic and misinterpreted your claim
ok retard. >yet more inane rambling
I hate this! this is revolting!
more?
please.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>reduced to ad hominem
Yawn.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>makes a retarded mistake >gets called a retard >"muh ad hominem"
also
>"Captain, the life form does not appear to be self-aware."
once more
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>makes a retarded mistake!!!! (?)
Anon has now completely left the mortal plane and is now living in his own universe where he’s winning this argument. Sad!
Take the L. It’s getting embarrassing.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>schizo lives in a world where 2 is the number immediately after 0
no wonder he has a hard time living in our dimension.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>hurr durr >it’s one writer and two >that totally invalidates your entire argument that the LD writer is now working on MAWS!!! >a show that is an ideological polar opposite of Lower Decks
If you’re going to keep grasping at straws, go for a walk instead of wasting everyone’s time.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>that totally invalidates your entire argument that the LD writer is now working on MAWS!!!
yes. firstly because you made it sound like there was a massive transfer, which never happened. and secondly, if one part of a statement is wrong, that statement is wrong by definition. do you even watch Star Trek? ever heard about logic? Vulcans? oh no, right, you don't. you don't actually give a single fuck about Star Trek. you're only here to jerk off your hateboner for MacMahan.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>massive transfer
That’s just silly. One person is enough to prove a point considering all that circumstantial shit. >hateboner for MacMahan
He’s remarkably easy to hate.
https://vocaroo.com/1bsaHCpWg6AQ
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Writer needs to work >writers writes an episode on another show that their colleague is on, like it's their job or something
You don't know shit.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>writes moves to a project that excites them more
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Now, I’m not suggesting some writer moved to MAWS to realize their vision for Boimler/Mariner shipping,
you literally made that claim in several threads.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I’ve never made that claim nor am I making it now. If others made such claims, that means it’s probably more realistic since multiple people got the same idea. I gave you some food for thought, but you’re working off of a script so it’s not like you’ll consider any of it.
Here’s what’s inside your brain: >Lower Decks is le perfect >Thumb Man can do no wrong >lesbian are heckin valid
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Anon, all of this is really simple: I know better than you. But most importantly, I know MORE than you. The sooner you recognize it, the sooner you can make that step towards becoming a better person. Sorry pal, some people just know better and you gotta know when to just shut up and listen when they’re talking.
actual mental illness
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>mental illness!!!! MENTAL ILLNESS!!!
Repeating the same buzzword over and over again won’t help you win this argument. It just makes you look like a mental midget. And truth be told, if you’re still watching this show after the lesbian stunt, you probably are one.
Only one person hates them enough to jump in every single lower deck thread. Don't bullshit anon. We've been here for many threads, and I'm sure you'll be here for the entire season and beyond.
Oh yeah? 4 episodes dedicated to lesbian romance, including hijacking the DS9 one, and NOW you claim it’s not the focus?
It’s only not the focus when it’s not convenient at the time.
I kinda like the idea of Mariner not knowing how to hold down a relationship so much she calls Boilmer her "relationship buddy" and forces him to double-date with her and he points out she has a problem with giving up control, which seems to be the theme of the show. He even loses out on a perfect Klingon girl for him who wants to write poetry because she can't deal with her own emotions.
I love Tendi as a character, she is working really hard to fight preconceptions about all members of race being pirate sluts but have no problem embracing her pirate slut heritage when the situation calls for it.
>We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Riker. We had the trust of Trekkies. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, wrote Trek and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your pride and your lesbian fetish! You just had to be the man. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.
There’s nothing to discuss about this show except the multitude of memberberries and how could it get even more pozzed.
And yet Paramount won’t stop spamming threads.
Why was the amalgam totally on board with Tuvixing everybody else, when both constituent parts (captain, bird guy) were against it and had to be dragged into the transporter?
That was the only part of the episode that stuck out as odd, and I guess it just had to happen for the plot as written. It was cool seeing Voyager at least, that was always my favorite ship.
Also if the transporter buffer still has a copy of Tuvix's pattern, couldn't it just assemble a new one out of whatever matter happens to be on hand? You could have Tuvok, Neelix and Tuvok all existing at the same time.
It worked that time the transporter made Thomas Riker, so I don't see why not.
>Why was the amalgam totally on board with Tuvixing everybody else, when both constituent parts (captain, bird guy) were against it and had to be dragged into the transporter?
I mean at that point it becomes self-preservation, kind of. Your constituent parts may not have liked it but you're not them: You're you. And you want to live.
That being said, I doubt they'd be so enthusiastic about it in a more serious take on the premise.
Why was the amalgam totally on board with Tuvixing everybody else, when both constituent parts (captain, bird guy) were against it and had to be dragged into the transporter?
That was the only part of the episode that stuck out as odd, and I guess it just had to happen for the plot as written. It was cool seeing Voyager at least, that was always my favorite ship.
Also if the transporter buffer still has a copy of Tuvix's pattern, couldn't it just assemble a new one out of whatever matter happens to be on hand? You could have Tuvok, Neelix and Tuvok all existing at the same time.
It worked that time the transporter made Thomas Riker, so I don't see why not.
>Turning a fantastic exploration of existential/indentitarian philosophy into a shitty body snatcher plot
Fuck you McMahan
>You're you. And you want to live.
Fair enough, and it is kind of fucked up how all the amalgams are 'dead' as Tuvix now. I still don't get how a transporter can't work as a replicator for living matter, just feed it matter and have it beam out new copies of someone formed from the pattern in the buffer. Obviously there's all kinds of ethical concerns (and existential ones I guess) but from a purely technical standpoint I don't know why it wouldn't work. The incident that made Thomas Riker wasn't even on purpose and it still worked, surely that could be replicated on purpose to create copies of people. Fuck now that I'm thinking about it you could replicate Soong-style androids, the transporter disassembled and reassembled Data and his complex positron brain dozens of times, just have it replicate more Datas if you want more.
They absolutely dodged the actual ethical question by having T'Lyn accidentally merge all the Tuvixed crew into a big guilt-free meat blob. Probably not best to dwell on the fact that it means T'Lyn unintentionally committed several cases of manslaughter...
I do think the "make a teleporter clone," route is the closest thing you'll get to a "good" answer to the actual Tuvix dilemma, but it's not a completely neat solution ethically since the clones of the original/Tuvix are arguably still deserving of personhood too. Usually cloning is not a defense for murder, after all.
This. McMahan thought he’s being clever, but his solution to the Tuvix conundrum just involves committing multiple murders. It’s a pattern with this show: the head writer thinks he’s cleverer than what came before.
This makes me wish there was a TNG episode where some mad scientist kept transporter-cloning people to colonize some shithole asteroid or something. The meat of the episode would be Picard trying to figure out what to do with all the 'new' people, are they legally distinct individuals? Do some of them want to stay, and others go? What safeguards can be made to prevent this sort of thing from happening again? How does it feel to BE a transporter clone? What if you're a transporter clone and your original gets killed off in act II of the episode? How do two clones interact with one another, and with their original? What are the various reactions of the crew to this dilemma, how do they argue their points of view?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I mean most of that is covered with Riker's double
>T'Lyn unintentionally committed several cases of manslaughter
I mean, you could say it was self defence in that case. if the Tuvixed really is another person, then forcibly merging someone is a murder, and that's what the Tuvixed themselves threatened to do to the entire crew.
also Janeway intentionally unmerged Tuvix but she never was indicted, no?
>Janeway committed a crime
Janeway committed outright war crimes, crimes against sentience, and crimes against time itself. She never received any consequences.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Seethe.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>crimes against time itself
Time had it coming, that prick. Fuck your temporal prime directive.
The real answer is "it's not important to the moral dilemma being explored, don't think about it so hard nerd"
The canon answer would be that the buffer is supposed to be unstable as a consequence of whatever allows it to hold multiple patterns (which are absurdly unthinkably enormous amounts of data) and it's not feasible to hold a full pattern longer than the length of a teleport sequence and the cases where it did happen are freak accidents
You'd also imagine there being regulations against the use of transporter tech for cloning or pattern modification
>it's not feasible to hold a full pattern longer than the length of a teleport sequence
Didn't Scotty do it for like 80 years? Though to be fair he tried twice and only succeeded once, so it's not exactly routine or easy. >You'd also imagine there being regulations against the use of transporter tech for cloning or pattern modification
In all probability yeah, but that just opens the possibility of someone flagrantly disobeying that law, I want to see what that looks like.
>T'Lyn unintentionally committed several cases of manslaughter
I mean, you could say it was self defence in that case. if the Tuvixed really is another person, then forcibly merging someone is a murder, and that's what the Tuvixed themselves threatened to do to the entire crew.
also Janeway intentionally unmerged Tuvix but she never was indicted, no?
The real answer is "it's not important to the moral dilemma being explored, don't think about it so hard nerd"
The canon answer would be that the buffer is supposed to be unstable as a consequence of whatever allows it to hold multiple patterns (which are absurdly unthinkably enormous amounts of data) and it's not feasible to hold a full pattern longer than the length of a teleport sequence and the cases where it did happen are freak accidents
You'd also imagine there being regulations against the use of transporter tech for cloning or pattern modification
There’s this one ESL poster who is so far up his own ass that he spergs out anytime you suggest his favorite show is anything less than perfect.
He’s been on a crusade to defend Lower Decks’ shitty lesbian plotline for the last two years. He has a very distinctly incoherent writing style, you won’t miss it. He’s probably just a CBS shill based in Punjab. No one else would dedicate so much time to defending an aspect of the show that everyone agrees is shit.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
What plotline? Jen's barely a character; her entire existence is about Mariner letting people into her life.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Her entire existence is about appeasing ESG investors and trying to capture the Twitter/Tumblr LGBT crowd in a desperate bid for relevancy by attempting to turn the show into Harley Quinn. Don’t try to pretend this was ever about story.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Shut up retard, adults are talking
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>shill wants an echochamber so he can shill with other shills in peace
Abloo bloo bloo!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No, I just tire of your stupid fantasy week after week. You were already told why you were wrong and yet you insist on continuing on.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>giving the schizo attention because he thinks it'll make him stop
Anon...
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Dude it's like, one episode and like 4 lines.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
And it will forever be a stain on the show and the character. It can never be undone.
These threads will never be good again.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He is more likely just the brown-fever Coomer.
There is a Coomer spammer that is legit obsessed with brown female characters and spams them daily. It literally happens every single time a show has a brown female lead.
He was spamming Velma threads and shilling the show constantly because he had a boner for brown Velma.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Stop making characters up. This is an anonymous imageboard; you don't know anyone or anything unless they're tripfags.
It's fucking annoying when people talk about these imaginary boogeymen over and over.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think I’ve found him!
Stop making characters up. This is an anonymous imageboard; you don't know anyone or anything unless they're tripfags.
It's fucking annoying when people talk about these imaginary boogeymen over and over.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Couldn't be. Coomer would be posting loads of coom art.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Okay, but why would he defend dykism so vehemently of all things?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It’s probably just Mike McMahan shilling his own shit online. That ugly woke goblin is Reddit incarnate.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>That ugly woke goblin is Reddit incarnate.
Speak English
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Mike McMahan is literally a 4chantard. He snuck multiple 4chan nods in the first 2 seasons.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>schizo samefag pretends everybody who disagrees with his samefagging is just one schizo samefag
every fucking time
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Better to be a schizo than a dirty shill
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>casually admits being a schizo
we're making a little progress.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Whatever makes you happy 🙂
The show is still a woke turd written by petty millennials
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yes, yes, schizo. let this rage get out and then we'll talk about your mother.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
My mother is a lovely lady who supported me all my life and we get along splendidly. Why don’t we talk about Mikey Downey’s MAGA mom instead?
You need to get deradicalized, bro. Watch S03E06 on repeat till it cures your lesbian fatigue.
There’s lots to unpack here
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
does she know about your crusade against lesbians on a Mongolian basket weaving forum?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>against lesbians
Why? Did lesbians do anything wrong The head writer is not a lesbian woman (???) … yet?
The only crusade I’m on is against bad writing and woke propaganda (and pretty sure she’d support me as she is leaning conservative like all older women)
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>conservative old women are in favor of their sons spending their entire day shitposting on the Internet
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
…as opposed to defending woke cartoons all day just because they have muh heckin lesbianismos?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>schizo ignores all criticisms of his schizo behaviour by deflecting them on his imaginary schizo enemy
checked.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Maybe if you weren’t so far up your own ass you’d recognize the criticism
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>"Captain, the life form does not appear to be self-aware."
I saw the episode. Not my favorite, but I liked it. I'm glad we didn't see that ship killer, I'm getting a vibe it's going to a whole thing. I thought the episode was going to be about the captain realizing she needed an engineer and learning a lesson but just feels like it was breezed over.
This concerns me how well they work together, really feeling the harem anime route. I found myself not liking Boimler over coaching on the team. I'll say it's weird that Mariner wasn't there when Boimler recovered.
It always was
That much should be obvious to anyone that's seen any amount of this show. It's full of amateur writing mistakes and confused tones and dropped traits.
For fuck's sake literally the entirety of Shax's personality was "I want to blow the warp core" and the one time it would be the proper course of action (captured and tech about to be stolen) he doesn't even bring it up
It's just lazy.
Yes, the writing was always amateurish, but it wasn’t written by people who had literally no other IMDB credits. They’re hiring people to write their first scripts now because no one else wants to work with McMahan.
The Freeman plotline seemed to be more about just showcasing the kind of shenanigans the crew will get into now that they are officers and are more directly involved with the bigger plotlines. Captain isn't learning a lesson here it's just Boimler being in the crossfire of her decisions that all just work out because senior officers have plot armour.
Imagine still shipping Boimler with Mariner when you could be shipping Boimler with T'Lyn
>logical, calm, disciplined and organized >but slightly more willing to act on her emotions and instincts than other members of her species >is a cute elf
She's literally the perfect woman. I fucking love T'lyn.
>be weird, monotone, stoic schizoid crewmember abroad Starfleet exploratory vessel USS Cerritos >assigned to the engineering deck, tasked with weapons and ship maintenance >basically a glorified repairman >at least I don't get sent on suicide missions >pretty much all the other crew, human or otherwise, leave me alone because I unnerve them unless they need something fixed >suits me just fine >I'm here to work, not make friends >the very few times I've interacted with others onboard on a personal level I found them vapid and overly excitable >suddenly, the Cerritos gets a new crew member >a Vulcan girl, apparently her name is Tillen or something >she's kind of cute >weeks go by >she comes to my workshop with a broken datapad one day >oh god oh fuck she's cuter up close >politely asks if I can fix it for her >simply take it and nod >start fixing it right away as I had no responsibilities at the time >she cocks an eyebrow at me >thanks me and leaves >some time later, eating lunch in the mess hall while looking over an inventory of items that need maintenance >still have the Vulcan girls datapad in my bag filled with advanced tools and broken doodads >fixed it hours ago, just haven't had the chance to give it back >while contently dreaming about all the work I'm going to get done once I'm finished lunch, T'lyn approaches me with a tray of food in her hands >asks if she may sit with me >what the fuck, this has never happened before >nod >wordlessly hand her datapad >she takes it, inspects it and smiles almost imperceptibly >thanks me and tells me my work is "satisfactory" >then we just sit together in silence >not an uncomfortable or awkward silence, we simply enjoy each other company >no words need to be said >once we finish, she tells me she'll see me again at lunch >for once, look forward to impending social interaction >as she walks away, she thinks about how nice it is to talk to a human who isn't an emotional wreak
It'd be incredibly funny to be a ryan gosling guy in the federation, it'd be like meeting somebody who tries as hard as possible to be a character from a goethe novel
I wonder how long it's going to take T'Lyn to realize her option are:
A) Return to a society and culture where her flexibility and quick thinking are looked down upon and despised and where she will spend the rest of her days stuck in bad postings because her commanders hate her
B) Tell the Vulcans to "live long and prosper," stick in Starfleet and quickly rise the ranks because her mixture of rule-following and independent creativity is highly valued and encouraged by her fellow officers.
She's already realized that. Her goal is to return back to the Vulcan Science Academy. I imagine this season will see her shift that goal as she warms up to everyone.
I hope they do a better job integrating her into the main cast; her appearances aren't bad but they lack the fun of the other four or her initial appearance.
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I wish I was him. Lower Decks wouldn't be a half-hour comedy show though.
The woman who originally wrote T’Lyn fucked off to work on Strange New Worlds. Yet more proof Mikey McMahan is a nightmare to work with and everyone is just trying to get away from him.
What a discovery anon, bravo. Lyn’s no longer writing on Lower Decks. She’s a consultant on all current shows.
All talent has fled from under’s McMahan thumb.
>no you’re NAAAAAUTTT!!! >because I say SOOOOO
I have a stable, high-responsibility job, so yeah, I’m pretty mentally stable. I just have no tolerance for blatant woke shit.
Besides, I didn’t post those.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nah brah, you're one of them "high functioning" autists.
You're still a bit off.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Well then, this “high-functioning autist” is still making you his bitch.
Normal people, tax-payers, are tired of woke shit. This is why the WGA has no public support whatsoever. Everyone is tired of your bullshit and wants to see you suffer for what you did to pop culture.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>is still making you his bitch.
are you twelve
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think they have some kind of parasocial relationship with Mariner (a fictional cartoon character). Only reason I can think they'd be so assmad about her hooking up with someone (who is also a fictional cartoon character).
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>people are mad because character is forced to be lesbian
Are you new to /toon/? Oh, who am I kidding. Of course you are, Mr. Paramount Marketer.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I choose to believe the gays hurt them somehow.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nah, the fact they just chose to repeatedly emphasize how TOTALLY mentally stable and ABSOLUTELY successful they are (really!) makes me think I hit the nail on the head: Schizoposter is buttmad about Jennifer because HE wanted to fuck Mariner!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That is not logical, but it is kind of funny so I'll allow it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Are you seriously defending blatant propaganda because it “owned” the people you dislike?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Or maybe, just maybe, people wanted to see something wholesome instead of yet another tiresome lesbian subversion?
Okay Mr. Psycho Pants, I have to go to sleep now. It was nice chatting with you.
Please stop being buttmad at lesbians and being a burden to everyone else around you. I believe in you!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why would anyone be buttmad at lesbians? They’re people like everyone else who experience attraction differently.
We’re mad at the writers for using them to push some kind of agenda.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Trying to be pedantic is also being a burden.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>pedantic
Rightful. We’re on the right side of history. It takes strength to say the unpleasant truth when no wants to hear it.
And we’ll keep saying it until this unfortunate era of writing ends and people responsible are expunged from this industry. The lesbianism is just endemic to the disease that is NuTrek. We need to start over.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Stop congratulating yourself for holding opinions.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>congratulating
Just doing what is necessary.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Let them die. Their lack of respect for Bill Shatner is disgusting.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Or maybe, just maybe, people wanted to see something wholesome instead of yet another tiresome lesbian subversion?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
S3 was weaker than S2 but it was still strong, IMO. S4 is definitely stronger than S3 so far. If it follows the usual LD trend of the back half of the season having the best episodes, it could be better than S2.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Anon's clearly shitposting. I'm betting he's a /misc/ refugee.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, this is the kind of /misc/ cancer I'm used to.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Please stop interacting with him, Anon.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>do not pay attention to the anon posting unpleasant facts!
How many fucking producers does this franchise need? And why can’t ANY of them write good Star Trek to save their lives? Lower decks skates by by being a comedy with no stakes or soul but all references written by people who watched Star Trek everything else is just low rent drama brought to you by the empty people who made /scorpion/ which is just big bang theory the police procedural
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>written by people who watched Star Trek
It’s written by people who have Memory Alpha open.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No I’ll give them the credit at having SOME decent references on LOW but the rest of trek is currently being written by propagandists who have a genuine disdain for trek
Oh, yeah, it's super obvious her whole arc is realizing that she's better off staying on the Cerritos. I'm still excited to see her coming to that realization.
I actually thought she was really well integrated into the plot this episode. She worked really well as the "straight man" to Boimler.
Why are there so many 4chan/tard screechers angry about this cartoon? Completely harmless mildly entertaining Star Trek cartoon. Some fun characters going on adventures in a familiar TNG universe, with plenty of cameos and obvious affection for the old shows.
I’m talking about cartoons in general. >Korra, bisexual, ends up in a lesbian relationship >Luz, bisexual, ends up in a lesbian relationship
It’s a trope at this point.
>How come all the bi female characters end up in lesbian relationships?
Because otherwise the character is labeled a "queerbaiting", so the only way for bi character to count as a bi character are: >1. character declares they are bi, online profile says they are, and/or showrunner says they are in a tweet/AMA/etc... >2. they end up in a gay relationship, because otherwise the bi status is invalidated
The uncomfortable truth is that Mariner was never supposed to be bisexual. Nothing in S1 even slightly hints at her being bi.
Bisexual Mariner materialized during one of the S1 interviews when Mikey was asked about it being a possibility, so to make his show look more inclusive than it was, he came up with this idea that Mariner and Ramsey used to fuck in the Academy (which is obvious bullshit because in the episode the two couldn’t be more straight, and even gossip about boys).
But this also meant that Mikey had to keep his promise, and he conjured up this Jenny plot for the finale. And that’s how we ended up in this mess.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Mariner and Ramsey used to fuck in the Academy
This was never confirmed, you liar.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That’s the fucking point, retard. It was never confirmed, Mikey claimed it happened in the interviews to make his show look more progressive than it was in S1 when Mariner was still very clearly written as straight and when everyone was still open to the idea of a Boimler/Mariner ship.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That interview was the first red flag
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Mikey claimed it happened in the interviews
If you had proof, you would've posted it, liar.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Eat a bag of dicks, truther boy.
https://trekmovie.com/2020/10/13/star-trek-lower-decks-season-2-will-explore-mariners-sexuality-and-probably-feature-more-tng-cameos/
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
And she never appears in the show for more that 10 second again to prove it. Not even canon. Some "confirmation"
Are you going to pull up your misquote of how Newsome says she hates the show next?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That wasn’t the point, dumbass. Read the posts again, three times should do, and so don’t reply again.
Star Trek has always has dedicated antis who zealously hate new things. This is nothing new and if I had to guess, it's because the shows audience disproportionately is made up of artists.
It's only noticeable here because other places have tighter moderation and these are the first shows in years. I mean fuck, I still know plenty of people who hate Voyager and Enterprise with a passion.
>Star Trek has always has dedicated antis who zealously hate new things
Expect NuTrek just endlessly recycles old content so you can’t call it new at all.
NOBODY HAS FUCKING PARAMOUNT PLUS BECAUSE ITS FUCKING GARBAGE AND THE EXECUTIVES BEHIND IT ARE FUCKING RETARDED.
Literally tried it for a month and the shows are all upscaled and encoded by fucking mongoloids. Everything about your service is shit so make like an apple and have a nice day from the nearest tree.
Your mindset is perfectly in line with those piece of shit writers, so that’s probably why you like this show so much.
Instead of growing a backbone and taking responsibility for your politically-divisive writing, you end up blaming the fans for being “racist” or “homophobic” or some other adjective. People like you refuse to take responsibility for your own shit. And when your garbage flops, you double down because this is all about your ego. You don’t care about making good entertainment in the slightest.
Isn't Mariner at least a decade older than the others? She's old enough to have made captain by now based on her friend from the academy, so she has to be pushing 40. Her getting with Boimler is borderline crade robbing.
Imagine blaming the posters for threads being shitty. Do you think anyone except the most obvious trolls ever sets out to shit up the threads? Of course fucking not.
Grow up and blame the people who are really to blame (the writers) for your threads being shit. All of this could have been easily avoided.
You self-insert as Boimler and want him to get cute waifus.
I think Mariner and Boimler are cute together and were fucked over by ideology-driven writing.
>200 replies >~30 posters
Extremely sad, but I'm glad this show is almost done circling the drain. It's days were numbered the moment McMahon decided to piss on shippers.
I really hope Quaid and Newsome get more live-action parts. They clearly love Trek and are actually incredibly charming in person. The animation and sped up dialogue makes Mariner way WAY more abrasive than Tawny's schtick in real life.
>Extremely sad, but I'm glad this show is almost done circling the drain. It's days were numbered the moment McMahon decided to piss on shippers.
Touch. Grass.
Hey remember that time an entire episode was dedicated to making fun of the disabled
Hey remember that time an episode was equal parts extreme ultra-violence and masturbation jokes with an actual on-screen cucking thrown in for good measure?
Hey remember the episode where the symbol of the federation ripped space Palestinians to bloody pieces?
Hey remember that one episode where the entire plot was a guy's mom trying to get him raped with all the jokes being "guys that don't want random sex are weird?"
I watched it, it was ok. Felt very short. Also while I liked Boimler being dead and seeing the black mountain in the distance I think the koala is overplayed at this point.
They put up the show on YouTube to watch FOR FREE and it got like 15k views per episode on average. Now imagine how many people are watching it if they have to PAY for it.
There’s also a steep decrease in trailer views between S4 and others.
They put up the show on YouTube to watch FOR FREE and it got like 15k views per episode on average. Now imagine how many people are watching it if they have to PAY for it.
There’s also a steep decrease in trailer views between S4 and others.
I'm ready to believe since I started the thread but can't be fucked to actually get paramount+
If you lurk on other site, you would have noticed just how fucking sour this fandom became after S2
Mariner and Boimler shipping just disappeared overnight and get replaced with a bunch of uppity and unpleasant lesbian shippers
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I want to kill you. Just bash your skull in you unbelievable gay. There is no lesbian shipping and there never was outside of gays on twitter that want everything to be rainbows. Every single person that actually watched the show knew the relationship was some temporary side drama for Mariner to deal with during the season.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
NTA but touch grass, for the love of Christ
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm half convinced it's all one dude samefagging arguments with himself.
I would guess the show primarily attracted people who didn't watch Star Trek before, and they got tired of the show being episodic (despite it being much less episodic than the Star Trek average) and constant return to status quo.
it's the same syndrom as Enterprise, not Star Trek enough for the hardcore Trekkie, and still too Star Trek for the casual viewer.
We've had threads about it OP we can't spam threads about a seasonal shows when there are new shows to spam threads about. That's how you get /sug/ you a repeat of /sug/ shit?
Bravo, McMahan! Bravo!
We thought we had something nice, and for 19 weeks /toon/ has had some of the most enjoyable Star Trek threads on this site. We had a lively general here on /toon/. People were genuinely excited for the franchise again.
But since this is NuTrek and we aren’t allowed to have nice things, all of this had to be taken away and replaced with this shitshow. Bravo, bravo! All good things must come to an end, am I right?
Pretty much. You might remove McMahan from Rick and Morty, but you cannot remove Rick and Morty from McMahan. He’s got artistic sensibilities of an adult animated comedy writer.
Lower Decksfags always come off as pitiful, horny losers who obsessively talk about which girl they want to fuck instead of any of the plots. I witnessed side by side discussions of Prodigy and LD on /toon/ and the difference is staggering and it should come as no surprise that no one wants to fucking talk with you retards about your shitty overhyped show.
>spoiler
Shouldn't he look more like the ancestral race that seeded the galaxy then, the one we saw in that TNG two parter? Interesting notion regardless.
Original creatures. Except the one on the left. That's a silky-voiced ball-busting emasculatorian. That species is known to give no fucks.
Neat, everyone always shits on Janeway but she's always been my favorite. I'd probably fuck up as often and be as inconsistent as she was, given the situations Voyager was in. Hell I'd probably kill Tuvix too, I need my cook and tactical officer back.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
And let's be honest: he was getting really weird around Kess.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
i dont hate janeway, but out of all the captains her writing has been most all over the place.
From "oh shit these people are mad at us, lets surrender our ship and try a diplomatic solution to, BURN THESE MOTHERFUCKERS, AND THE CHILDREN TOO,
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It would have worked better over the length of the series if she'd started out trying to be the proper starfleet representative following the letter of the law, and slowly descended into moral compromises and adapted into the kind of captain who's willing to fuck over an alien species or break time to accomplish her goals. It's kind of what happened but wasn't consistent enough to be a running theme where it should have been.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Also didnt help the story that it became the 7of9 show in season 5 at times.
I just want an ep where T'Ana gets dosed with a hyper-aphrodisiac plant spore on an away mission, Shaxs can't keep up, and Boimler spends the entire ep trying to dodge her and Shaxs' desperate attempts to recruit him as a "pivot man".
Alternately, the gang spends the whole ep comedically hiding Shaxs from a maniacally horny T'Ana until the spores clear her system.
So it's just because tendi is a orion that she has no problems being pretty much nude around her coworkers or it's just a starfleet cadet thing at that time?
None of the other cadets seem to have a thing about it, check the sonic shower scene.
The amounts of mental gymnastics you are willing go through (including attempts to conjure up this Lower Decks hater tulpa) to defend the objectively horrible lesbian shit in this show is mindboggling.
Why? Why is it so important to you? Half of these threads is literally you whiteknighting the lesbians instead of just agreeing with people who are obviously right. These threads would be a lot better if we just all agreed that the lesbian shit was horrible and completely derailed S3.
Again, why? Why is defending horrible agenda-driven writing so important to you? I swear to God, even the most hardcore TNG fans would agree that Sub Rosa was a horrible people. If Sub Rosa were an LD episode, you motherfuckers would defend it to death and claim that everyone who tells you it’s shit a schizo for not recognizing its genius.
Lower Decks doesn’t have fans. It has cultists. Fans can recognize the faults, a cult relies purely on the infallibility of the leader.
You ARE a CULTIST. You don’t even like this show. You’re in a CULT.
Like I said. Easy to spot. Hates the fuck out of paramount plus, but not enough to help people pirate, plus the usual topics.
Lots of shitty things in Star Trek aren’t significant and yet they still dominate discussions years later, in a “what went wrong” context. Everyone agrees Chakotay getting with Seven was garbage.
Why are you so hung up on defending it? I’d really like to know.
It would have worked better over the length of the series if she'd started out trying to be the proper starfleet representative following the letter of the law, and slowly descended into moral compromises and adapted into the kind of captain who's willing to fuck over an alien species or break time to accomplish her goals. It's kind of what happened but wasn't consistent enough to be a running theme where it should have been.
They wanted shit to be too self contained. They didn't even do anything intresting with the Maquis who presumably washed out or disliked starfleet, and had like an episode and were never mentioned again.
None of the other cadets seem to have a thing about it, check the sonic shower scene.
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Like I said. Easy to spot. Hates the fuck out of paramount plus, but not enough to help people pirate, plus the usual topics.
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They wanted shit to be too self contained. They didn't even do anything intresting with the Maquis who presumably washed out or disliked starfleet, and had like an episode and were never mentioned again.
>communal showers and no one cares about nudity
It's funny to me because instead of being hippie body-positivity it comes off as the dehumanization implied in Starship Troopers' military showers
>Yes, they need to be humans with forehead wrinkles, I agree.
That's how it works in this galaxy, generally speaking. It's fine that they're aliens, I expect that, but these are just ugly. >fat rock candy >little blob thing? >sparkly purple boy (least weird) >bridge troll >ball guy from Portal 2
It'd be interesting to crew a ship with Delta quadrant species we'd seen before, maybe start recruiting a few Talaxians, Ocampa or someone from that dinosaur species who originated on Earth. Maybe they do, I just never watched.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The Prodigy crew is literally made up of a Medusan, a Brikar, a Tellarite, and two new aliens.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Yes, they need to be humans with forehead wrinkles, I agree.
That's how it works in this galaxy, generally speaking. It's fine that they're aliens, I expect that, but these are just ugly. >fat rock candy >little blob thing? >sparkly purple boy (least weird) >bridge troll >ball guy from Portal 2
It'd be interesting to crew a ship with Delta quadrant species we'd seen before, maybe start recruiting a few Talaxians, Ocampa or someone from that dinosaur species who originated on Earth. Maybe they do, I just never watched.
Oh, and the purple blob is a Mellanoid slime worm, technically a TNG alien.
Canon is that the galaxy was seeded for life by an ultra ancient alien race from another galaxy and everyone is humanoid because the original race was humanoid.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
And that somehow precludes the existence of species that didn’t descend from the Progenitors?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Explicitly, yes. >Scotty did it for 80 years
Yeah but that was a poorly explained last ditch attempt to not die
I think they said something like he jury-rigged the transporter to take up all the energy available to stop mid-transport and just stay on as long as possible
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Yeah but that was a poorly explained last ditch attempt to not die
And it still failed with the other guy he tried it on anyway. Still, it's proof of concept that the right madman might weaponize a transporter one day. Imagine hiding an entire platoon of soldiers in a pattern buffer you sneak in behind enemy lines, or imagine using a transporter to clone an army from a single soldier.
Whatever Scotty did to the buffer to get it to hold him for all that time might have some use for life extension or extreme long-term travel, want to send a ship to the Delta quadrant without any wormholes or transwarp nonsense? Load up a ship with crew, stick 'em all in the buffer and send it on its way, maybe keep an emergency command hologram or two active to deal with anything that comes up in the next 70 years of flight before arriving and beaming the crew back in from the buffer.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It not being replicable is more or less a requirement for the universe to be the way that it is
Eh, just recognize that there's like one dude, who's REALLY fucking determined to be as hostile as fuck, and bitch at everyone. Dude glows in the dark, so they're not hard to spot.
And /toon/ is always going to be sort of casual, except when it comes to waifu power.
The amounts of mental gymnastics you are willing go through (including attempts to conjure up this Lower Decks hater tulpa) to defend the objectively horrible lesbian shit in this show is mindboggling.
Why? Why is it so important to you? Half of these threads is literally you whiteknighting the lesbians instead of just agreeing with people who are obviously right. These threads would be a lot better if we just all agreed that the lesbian shit was horrible and completely derailed S3.
Again, why? Why is defending horrible agenda-driven writing so important to you? I swear to God, even the most hardcore TNG fans would agree that Sub Rosa was a horrible people. If Sub Rosa were an LD episode, you motherfuckers would defend it to death and claim that everyone who tells you it’s shit a schizo for not recognizing its genius.
Lower Decks doesn’t have fans. It has cultists. Fans can recognize the faults, a cult relies purely on the infallibility of the leader.
You ARE a CULTIST. You don’t even like this show. You’re in a CULT.
Lots of shitty things in Star Trek aren’t significant and yet they still dominate discussions years later, in a “what went wrong” context. Everyone agrees Chakotay getting with Seven was garbage.
Why are you so hung up on defending it? I’d really like to know.
You're the most mentally ill poster I've ever seen in the history of this entire site. Spamming the same images every thread and schizo ranting about kiwi farms or parrot analytics and seeming to have a personal beef with McMahan (either real or imagined). You claim to hate this show yet you can't stop spamming every single one and when called out on it you go into more delusional rants about lesbians and "actually being a prodigy fan" or spamming velma pics or whatever else you can make up as part of your bad faith rants.
You're the worst kind of human being, the type that can't just let people talk about what they want to talk about because you've made it deeply personal and ideological for some bizarre and incomprehensible reason.
I bet you've long since forgotten why you even started hating this show in the first place, you just feel obligated to control the conversation because of something gone wrong in your own miserable life. You really need to just die, you're a complete waste of oxygen and space and all other life-sustaining resources. If i knew who you were in real life, I wouldn't hesitate to murder you in any and all ways possible. You're too broken to be allowed to keep living and I just hope you stop breathing. You're without a doubt the most worthless organism that has ever existed in the history of creation and it's comforting to know for a fact that you will die alone and unloved.
I just joined this thread, you haven't asked me shit. You're a coward and you will die alone. Never forget that. Now go ahead and say more stupid retarded bullshit you worthless piece of trash.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You can keep insulting me if it’ll make you feel any better. Better to vent that anger here so you won’t hurt someone in your vicinity.
But this is not good therapy and you should consider seeking the help of a professional.
Eh, no worse than barneyfag, but less technically competent.
>Like I said. Easy to spot.
You haven’t answered my fucking question, you phony ass motherfucker.
Answer the fucking question.
I’ve asked you a question, motherfucker. Answer it.
LOL. Get fucked.
I just joined this thread, you haven't asked me shit. You're a coward and you will die alone. Never forget that. Now go ahead and say more stupid retarded bullshit you worthless piece of trash.
Don't sweat the freako anon.
>This thread
Imagine getting this mad over a cartoon
We have to go on the hunt. It's our only recourse. I will have his worthless head on a pike.
You can keep insulting me if it’ll make you feel any better. Better to vent that anger here so you won’t hurt someone in your vicinity.
But this is not good therapy and you should consider seeking the help of a professional.
Shut your whore mouth.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can’t help with finding a therapist but I’ll pray for you at the Sunday mass.
If the trek stuff you want to talk about is prodigy or LD then just give up. If it gets posted here then you get an autist that calls everyone Paramount shills and the mindbroken lesbian hater and if you post it on /misc/ then you get an autist spamming the thread with Velma screenshots.
The problem is with you. You fags should learn how to react to criticism and stop acting like the show is perfect.
I know you like it, I know it hurts you to see people shitting on it. But the sooner you realize that you can like something and absolutely despise some things about it, your life will become much easier. Because that’s what Star Trek is: a pile of really great stuff, mediocre stuff, and the stinkiest of turds.
>she’s bisexual!!! >not lesbian!!!! >BISEXUAL!!
fucking Christ dude
it’s a figure of speech
stop being so autistic about semantics
are you worried the cartoon will get offended?
Given the sheer number of thread's hes' crapflooded, I'm pretty sure he's eaten banhammer and evaded. In any case, you think a simple ban is going to stop him?
Man, I wanted to talk about cute Vulcan girls, but all I got was this weirdo hyper fixated on lesbians.
It's best to just post shit you want and ignore him.
Abloo bloo bloo! The only people hyperfixated on lesbians are the writers of this show. But as always, you’ll blame anyone except the people responsible.
You know, eventually bronies began to ignore barneyfag. If there are really that many people here that are willing to discuss this show, do that next time a troll stinks up the thread.
Nah, Mariner's Andorian fling was stupid, no argument there. But expecting Mariner and Boimler hook up and having a meltdown when they didn't is equally ridiculous.
They've been complaining since Jen saved Mariner in the asteroid field instead of Boimler. Shippers deluded themselves all throughout season 2. They should've gotten a clue that romance never works out.
This season hints at a wedding. Who wants to bet it ends in annulment?
this thread has convinced me that discussing tv shows like lower decks is unhealthy. i like the show and i want to talk about it but i guess what is there to talk about? i dont want to end up like you lot. good day
why would i care who makes it
why would i take advice from a bunch of lesbians or whatever you all are. imagine being so fucked in the head you dilute an animated comedy down to who likes who
i hope everyone in this thread has their favorite pairing actually happen clearly in the show and then maybe you guys will actually discuss literally anything else. no relationships last in shows because they get boring and then thats it, even if your two fav chars get together or get married or whatever it'll never be the focus of the show
The show took a fan favorite pairing and purposefully replaced it with lazy dykism because the writers are petty motherfuckers. No one would be mad that the ship didn’t happen if it weren’t purposefully derailed with lesbians. Because this is textbook fandom destruction.
It’s frankly disgusting. Fuck off.
What's more likely?
Mariner gets back with the blue bitch.
Mariner X Boimler actually happening.
Neither.
>MarinerXBoimler actually happening
I want to believe. I want a hetero win just this once.
Isn't Mariner's voice actress a declared Marimler shipper?
That's what shipfags made up and want you to believe.
Liking and retweeting M/B content is more than enough to confirm it.
>Actress promotes show on twitter
Stop the presses, people! We got a maverick on our hands!
I guess tweeting out that Mariner bullies Boimler because she has a crush on him is one way to promote a show.
It was false advertising so she was told to stop by her handlers.
>pomf =3
Of those two options, Mariner X Jennifer is more likely.
Didn't they make the black girl a fucking dyke like every other female protagonist on every other show?
Ye.
You need to get deradicalized, bro. Watch S03E06 on repeat till it cures your lesbian fatigue.
The gayness will continue until morale improves.
I tried Lower Decks. I tried. I had a friend who kept shilling it to me. But, it's just constant "DUDE REMEMBER [insert Trek episode here]!!" with lots of swearing and toilet humor. It's a baby show that just happens to have some swearing. And all it does is make me wanna watch the shows it excessively references. I'd rather watch any of the pre-Kurtzman shows for the umpteenth time. I know I'll have a better experience.
>It's a baby show that just happens to have some swearing
That’s the number one problem. Most adult animation is made by manchildren who take a thing from their childhood, and since they never grew up, their idea of making it more “adult” is adding swearing, gore, and sex. Most millennial and Gen X writers simply never grew out of that edgy teenager mindset. They’re also mostly childless so they don’t operate in the mindset of “I want to make something my kids could watch.”
Star Trek was a family friendly franchise, for crying out loud! Just look what they did to TAS with their “Very Short Treks.”
Star Trek will never be good again until it’s made by people who want to make good sci-fi that can be enjoyed by the whole family.
There's a weird disdain for what Trek used to be whenever the writers open their mouths in interviews or on social media.
>umm. Actually, the only reason they didn't swear in old Star Trek was standards and practices chud. They'd actually curse all the time and do weed okay?
It's just so lazy to make the setting crappier because that's more "realistic".
I'm forever grateful that at least the Japanese sci-fi franchises I like are either dead or just ticking on with the same level of quality I've come to expect. Since almost all the Western sci-fi stuff I liked is all trash.
As a wise old man from Maine once said: "Sometimes, dead is better."
>There's a weird disdain for what Trek used to be whenever the writers open their mouths in interviews or on social media.
Citation needed.
One of the people in the Picard writer's room said the bit about cursing.
Haven't you heard? The Atomic Family is dead
It's worth pointing out that TNG was very age-of-sail influenced and was often used as a platform for philosophical pondering or morality plays. Yes it had dumb episodes like Die Hard in space when no one had any better ideas, but at its best it was classic sci-fi: using a futuristic setting and the advances implied therein to ask questions about humanity and the world.
That's no longer the case. Now it's mostly influenced by memories of itself warped by cultural osmosis.
Unfortunately I doubt you'll like any of the current live action shows much or anything else trek on deck.
There's an entire range of options anon. You can hate shit without shitting your own pants to own the lesbians.
She's bisexual
No shit. All cartoon dykes are “bi”
Will people PLEASE stop baiting the schizo?
You should be happy you’re getting free engagement.
no cause I agree with him
Star Trek: Lower Decks fits perfectly into Modern Hollywood’s toxic notions of feminism.
Nothing pisses off modern Hollywood writers more than an earnest portrayal of romantic love. It all stems from the toxic idea that a woman in a relationship with a man is “surrendering power,” so a female character craving love from a man is seen as backwards and obsolete.
This is also why Boimler and Mariner will never be allowed to be together. Modern Hollywood writers are obsessed with platonic friendships that fulfill every aspect of a romantic relationship except exclusivity and intimacy. Again, this is because the idea of a woman being tied down to a man for those things is seen as anti-feminist and backward.
The show is okay with portraying serious, long-term “lesbian” relationships, and various hook-ups with men as those do not challenge the writers’ preconceived notions of female empowerment. Promiscuity is empowering, women dating each other is empowering. Men and women being soulmates is not empowering.
The obsession with the platonic ideal stems from millennial writers’ preconceptions about romantic relationships being transactional in nature, where every good deed is ultimately a means towards sex. In their eyes, a friendship is only earnest when physical attraction is not an item.
Hollywood’s feminist ideal involves a woman having close male friends she can rely on for emotional support and an array of attractive sexual partners from whom she can choose freely.
In other words, watch My Adventures With Superman instead. A show that portrays a girl and boy being compelled to be their best selves out of their love for each other. Clark and Lois are unashamedly supportive of each other. Despite Superman being a literal god, their relationship never becomes a power play. This is what you should be demanding from your cartoons, not this cynical, misguided drivel.
Finally someone understands the problem.
The fact you think MAWS is free from this is part of the problem
It most certainly is, to the point of being the anti-Lower Decks.
And then you find out that it’s written by former Lower Decks writers and it suddenly all makes sense.
>it’s written by former Lower Decks writers
you already made that claim and it was already deboonked, you disingenuous retard.
>https://imdb.com/name/nm3758123/
Since I have now proven you wrong, will you admit to being wrong about everything else too?
I know it’s difficult to admit to being wrong on the internet, but it’ll be a growing experience for you. Just stop, reflect, and admit that anon simply knows better than you.
>it’s written by former Lower Decks writerS
>plural
>there's actually only one
>he wrote one (1) episode for each
>still acts all smug and write down a condescending "gotcha"
you have to be really raving to reach this level of hypocrisy. it's actually quite impressive.
>claim several of something exist
>can only produce one
>URE MOVING THE GOALPOSTS!!!!
absolutely delusional
Willis was a staff writer on seasons 1 and 2 of Lower Decks. She is currently a staff writer on MAWS. Aside from writing, she is also credited as an executive story editor on 20 episodes, which means she had a lot to say when it came to the show’s overall tone and feel.
Anon, all of this is really simple: I know better than you. But most importantly, I know MORE than you. The sooner you recognize it, the sooner you can make that step towards becoming a better person. Sorry pal, some people just know better and you gotta know when to just shut up and listen when they’re talking.
yes, but she isn't story editor on MAWS, she only wrote one episode as a guest writer. she therefore could not supposedly make MAWS as what Lower Decks couldn't be.
and that still doesn't justify your use of plural here
you're just coping against all evidence to keep your hateboner hard.
>she isn't story editor on MAWS
Wrong. The IMDB credits are not accurate.
>guest writer
Wrong again.
I’ve watched ALL the interviews for MAWS, and Willis is a staff writer and an executive editor. There are interviews where she talks about plotting out the season’s story and various arcs.
Shut the fuck up if you’ve no idea what you’re talking about; or do your research, because I fucking did mine and I know what I’m talking about. Never talk to me about something if all you’ve got are assumptions.
you have to link those interviews anons. otherwise nobody is going to believe you since you were already caught cheating by claiming there were several writerS in common instead of just one.
also none of this confirms your headcanon that she left Lower Decks because she couldn't ship Mariner with Boimler.
I don’t owe you anything. No matter how many times you got proven wrong, you keep doubling down. You started off by claiming no Lower Decks writer works on MAWS, which I disproved instantly (and that’s where the discussion should have ended). You’re full of shit and no matter how much evidence you’ll get, you’ll still be full of shit. You’ll keep moving the goalposts until I’m tired of responding, so you’ll get to claim your victory. Or you’ll take a piece of evidence I provide and you’ll twist or misinterpret it to suit your narrative.
There’s no arguing with you because you don’t accept anything that contradicts your Weltanschauung. You don’t discuss, you don’t think, you’re just mindlessly responding. There’s one script you follow and you won’t deviate from it.
You know, of course, that you’re wrong, but you’re too proud to admit it. Too key to knowing better is knowing more. And you’ve demonstrated a total lack of understanding and knowledge on what you’re arguing about.
>by claiming no Lower Decks writer works on MAWS, which I disproved instantly
no I didn't. (You) are lying again. I said there was only one instead of several as (You) claimed.
>more inane rambling
keep writing it so I can not read it.
>no I didn't!!!!
Swing and a miss, bucko.
Your incoherent and mindnumbing arguing style might work on others but it won’t work on me. You operate by trying to confuse the person you’re arguing with, hoping that by playing dumb you’ll somehow win. You won’t.
anon, "plural" means "quantity ⩾ 2", so the opposite of
>it’s written by former Lower Decks writerS
is
>it’s written by one or zero former Lower Decks writer
that's basic logic.
This is some next level damage control. You claimed no Lower Decks writer works on MAWS and got ”deboonked.” Be a man and take the L.
The distinction between plural and singular is not nearly as important here as you might think. I know you’re desperate for a gotcha because you’ve got literally nothing else, but the bottom line remains the same: MAWS is one of the shows Lower Decks writers moved to. And MAWS just happens to reuse the same voice actor (they even gave him purple hair) and the same character dynamic. Now, I’m not suggesting some writer moved to MAWS to realize their vision for Boimler/Mariner shipping, but it’s not exactly impossible.
The original argument was that MAWS is the polar opposites of Lower Decks in the way it treats its main couple, and you’ve been hard at work trying to move the conversation away from it.
>you are the idiot because I can't into logic and misinterpreted your claim
ok retard.
>yet more inane rambling
I hate this! this is revolting!
more?
please.
>reduced to ad hominem
Yawn.
>makes a retarded mistake
>gets called a retard
>"muh ad hominem"
also
once more
>makes a retarded mistake!!!! (?)
Anon has now completely left the mortal plane and is now living in his own universe where he’s winning this argument. Sad!
Take the L. It’s getting embarrassing.
>schizo lives in a world where 2 is the number immediately after 0
no wonder he has a hard time living in our dimension.
>hurr durr
>it’s one writer and two
>that totally invalidates your entire argument that the LD writer is now working on MAWS!!!
>a show that is an ideological polar opposite of Lower Decks
If you’re going to keep grasping at straws, go for a walk instead of wasting everyone’s time.
>that totally invalidates your entire argument that the LD writer is now working on MAWS!!!
yes. firstly because you made it sound like there was a massive transfer, which never happened. and secondly, if one part of a statement is wrong, that statement is wrong by definition. do you even watch Star Trek? ever heard about logic? Vulcans? oh no, right, you don't. you don't actually give a single fuck about Star Trek. you're only here to jerk off your hateboner for MacMahan.
>massive transfer
That’s just silly. One person is enough to prove a point considering all that circumstantial shit.
>hateboner for MacMahan
He’s remarkably easy to hate.
https://vocaroo.com/1bsaHCpWg6AQ
>Writer needs to work
>writers writes an episode on another show that their colleague is on, like it's their job or something
You don't know shit.
>writes moves to a project that excites them more
>Now, I’m not suggesting some writer moved to MAWS to realize their vision for Boimler/Mariner shipping,
you literally made that claim in several threads.
I’ve never made that claim nor am I making it now. If others made such claims, that means it’s probably more realistic since multiple people got the same idea. I gave you some food for thought, but you’re working off of a script so it’s not like you’ll consider any of it.
Here’s what’s inside your brain:
>Lower Decks is le perfect
>Thumb Man can do no wrong
>lesbian are heckin valid
>Anon, all of this is really simple: I know better than you. But most importantly, I know MORE than you. The sooner you recognize it, the sooner you can make that step towards becoming a better person. Sorry pal, some people just know better and you gotta know when to just shut up and listen when they’re talking.
actual mental illness
>mental illness!!!! MENTAL ILLNESS!!!
Repeating the same buzzword over and over again won’t help you win this argument. It just makes you look like a mental midget. And truth be told, if you’re still watching this show after the lesbian stunt, you probably are one.
The one lesbian spammer dude gets an aneurism for having ZERO chill.
Will do.
>only one person in the world dislikes forced lesbians
Only one person hates them enough to jump in every single lower deck thread. Don't bullshit anon. We've been here for many threads, and I'm sure you'll be here for the entire season and beyond.
No there's definitely more than one person
Bullshit anon. Basic trolls, lesbian haters? Yes. None of them have your dedication.
>your
It’s “shill thinks everyone he’s talking to is the same person” o’clock
That's not the focus of the show
Oh yeah? 4 episodes dedicated to lesbian romance, including hijacking the DS9 one, and NOW you claim it’s not the focus?
It’s only not the focus when it’s not convenient at the time.
I kinda like the idea of Mariner not knowing how to hold down a relationship so much she calls Boilmer her "relationship buddy" and forces him to double-date with her and he points out she has a problem with giving up control, which seems to be the theme of the show. He even loses out on a perfect Klingon girl for him who wants to write poetry because she can't deal with her own emotions.
Mariner and the bitch is dead in the water, Boimler makes things too easy
You’re a moron. The show pissed all over you and your ship, and like a battered wife you still come back for more.
Seethe more
Both. Because it's current year.
I would like both, but I doubt current year politics would approve of it.
Has Tendi fucked the Vulcan girl yet?
If not... call me when that happens.
I love Tendi as a character, she is working really hard to fight preconceptions about all members of race being pirate sluts but have no problem embracing her pirate slut heritage when the situation calls for it.
It got a thread, you seem to think it’s an all at once release not that they release it weekly.
I didn't see anything in the archive and usually there are a couple of follow up threads
Anyone got a MEGA?
I Find.
>aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9MN1lWMkI3VCNnODR3NU02SE4wZVNkQ0Y1YTM5N1VB
I've seen plenty of threads. Maybe you just need to lurk more.
>What happened?
Lesbians happened.
Lower Decks threads are nothing but arguing about lesbians and schizoposting
There's also dumping on Picard.
No? Marriner was crushing on Ransom episode 1.
Don't forget the 'buy a banner' guy. He's right tho
>We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Riker. We had the trust of Trekkies. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, wrote Trek and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your pride and your lesbian fetish! You just had to be the man. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.
I didn't get around to watching it the day it released. I thought the first two episodes where pretty good.
I also don't care about any shipping so I don't have much to discuss here.
There’s nothing to discuss about this show except the multitude of memberberries and how could it get even more pozzed.
And yet Paramount won’t stop spamming threads.
Why was the amalgam totally on board with Tuvixing everybody else, when both constituent parts (captain, bird guy) were against it and had to be dragged into the transporter?
That was the only part of the episode that stuck out as odd, and I guess it just had to happen for the plot as written. It was cool seeing Voyager at least, that was always my favorite ship.
Also if the transporter buffer still has a copy of Tuvix's pattern, couldn't it just assemble a new one out of whatever matter happens to be on hand? You could have Tuvok, Neelix and Tuvok all existing at the same time.
It worked that time the transporter made Thomas Riker, so I don't see why not.
>Tuvok, Neelix and Tuvok
*and Tuvix, that is
>Why was the amalgam totally on board with Tuvixing everybody else, when both constituent parts (captain, bird guy) were against it and had to be dragged into the transporter?
I mean at that point it becomes self-preservation, kind of. Your constituent parts may not have liked it but you're not them: You're you. And you want to live.
That being said, I doubt they'd be so enthusiastic about it in a more serious take on the premise.
>Turning a fantastic exploration of existential/indentitarian philosophy into a shitty body snatcher plot
Fuck you McMahan
>You're you. And you want to live.
Fair enough, and it is kind of fucked up how all the amalgams are 'dead' as Tuvix now. I still don't get how a transporter can't work as a replicator for living matter, just feed it matter and have it beam out new copies of someone formed from the pattern in the buffer. Obviously there's all kinds of ethical concerns (and existential ones I guess) but from a purely technical standpoint I don't know why it wouldn't work. The incident that made Thomas Riker wasn't even on purpose and it still worked, surely that could be replicated on purpose to create copies of people. Fuck now that I'm thinking about it you could replicate Soong-style androids, the transporter disassembled and reassembled Data and his complex positron brain dozens of times, just have it replicate more Datas if you want more.
They absolutely dodged the actual ethical question by having T'Lyn accidentally merge all the Tuvixed crew into a big guilt-free meat blob. Probably not best to dwell on the fact that it means T'Lyn unintentionally committed several cases of manslaughter...
I do think the "make a teleporter clone," route is the closest thing you'll get to a "good" answer to the actual Tuvix dilemma, but it's not a completely neat solution ethically since the clones of the original/Tuvix are arguably still deserving of personhood too. Usually cloning is not a defense for murder, after all.
This. McMahan thought he’s being clever, but his solution to the Tuvix conundrum just involves committing multiple murders. It’s a pattern with this show: the head writer thinks he’s cleverer than what came before.
This makes me wish there was a TNG episode where some mad scientist kept transporter-cloning people to colonize some shithole asteroid or something. The meat of the episode would be Picard trying to figure out what to do with all the 'new' people, are they legally distinct individuals? Do some of them want to stay, and others go? What safeguards can be made to prevent this sort of thing from happening again? How does it feel to BE a transporter clone? What if you're a transporter clone and your original gets killed off in act II of the episode? How do two clones interact with one another, and with their original? What are the various reactions of the crew to this dilemma, how do they argue their points of view?
I mean most of that is covered with Riker's double
>Janeway committed a crime
Janeway committed outright war crimes, crimes against sentience, and crimes against time itself. She never received any consequences.
Seethe.
>crimes against time itself
Time had it coming, that prick. Fuck your temporal prime directive.
>it's not feasible to hold a full pattern longer than the length of a teleport sequence
Didn't Scotty do it for like 80 years? Though to be fair he tried twice and only succeeded once, so it's not exactly routine or easy.
>You'd also imagine there being regulations against the use of transporter tech for cloning or pattern modification
In all probability yeah, but that just opens the possibility of someone flagrantly disobeying that law, I want to see what that looks like.
>T'Lyn unintentionally committed several cases of manslaughter
I mean, you could say it was self defence in that case. if the Tuvixed really is another person, then forcibly merging someone is a murder, and that's what the Tuvixed themselves threatened to do to the entire crew.
also Janeway intentionally unmerged Tuvix but she never was indicted, no?
>accidentally
The real answer is "it's not important to the moral dilemma being explored, don't think about it so hard nerd"
The canon answer would be that the buffer is supposed to be unstable as a consequence of whatever allows it to hold multiple patterns (which are absurdly unthinkably enormous amounts of data) and it's not feasible to hold a full pattern longer than the length of a teleport sequence and the cases where it did happen are freak accidents
You'd also imagine there being regulations against the use of transporter tech for cloning or pattern modification
How likely would a Mairner x Boimler x Jennifer relationship happen?
Aren't Andorrans polygamists or whatever?
Zero. Null. Nada. The writer hates Mariner x Boimler and he’s done playing with his lesbian toy too.
I'd rather see Mariner with Ransom.
Mariner and Boimler are destined to be captain and first officer.
After this week's episode, I rather see these two hook up.
She literally said the same thing T'Pol said to Trip when they first met.
Consume, goy
Keep that garbage in pol anon.
I would have thought Kimo would have that slot.
Who
You’ve been defending your precious dykes for the last two years, ESLkun.
Time to let go and admit you were wrong.
There’s this one ESL poster who is so far up his own ass that he spergs out anytime you suggest his favorite show is anything less than perfect.
He’s been on a crusade to defend Lower Decks’ shitty lesbian plotline for the last two years. He has a very distinctly incoherent writing style, you won’t miss it. He’s probably just a CBS shill based in Punjab. No one else would dedicate so much time to defending an aspect of the show that everyone agrees is shit.
What plotline? Jen's barely a character; her entire existence is about Mariner letting people into her life.
Her entire existence is about appeasing ESG investors and trying to capture the Twitter/Tumblr LGBT crowd in a desperate bid for relevancy by attempting to turn the show into Harley Quinn. Don’t try to pretend this was ever about story.
Shut up retard, adults are talking
>shill wants an echochamber so he can shill with other shills in peace
Abloo bloo bloo!
No, I just tire of your stupid fantasy week after week. You were already told why you were wrong and yet you insist on continuing on.
>giving the schizo attention because he thinks it'll make him stop
Anon...
Dude it's like, one episode and like 4 lines.
And it will forever be a stain on the show and the character. It can never be undone.
These threads will never be good again.
He is more likely just the brown-fever Coomer.
There is a Coomer spammer that is legit obsessed with brown female characters and spams them daily. It literally happens every single time a show has a brown female lead.
He was spamming Velma threads and shilling the show constantly because he had a boner for brown Velma.
Stop making characters up. This is an anonymous imageboard; you don't know anyone or anything unless they're tripfags.
It's fucking annoying when people talk about these imaginary boogeymen over and over.
I think I’ve found him!
Couldn't be. Coomer would be posting loads of coom art.
Okay, but why would he defend dykism so vehemently of all things?
It’s probably just Mike McMahan shilling his own shit online. That ugly woke goblin is Reddit incarnate.
>That ugly woke goblin is Reddit incarnate.
Speak English
Mike McMahan is literally a 4chantard. He snuck multiple 4chan nods in the first 2 seasons.
>schizo samefag pretends everybody who disagrees with his samefagging is just one schizo samefag
every fucking time
Better to be a schizo than a dirty shill
>casually admits being a schizo
we're making a little progress.
Whatever makes you happy 🙂
The show is still a woke turd written by petty millennials
yes, yes, schizo. let this rage get out and then we'll talk about your mother.
My mother is a lovely lady who supported me all my life and we get along splendidly. Why don’t we talk about Mikey Downey’s MAGA mom instead?
There’s lots to unpack here
does she know about your crusade against lesbians on a Mongolian basket weaving forum?
>against lesbians
Why? Did lesbians do anything wrong The head writer is not a lesbian woman (???) … yet?
The only crusade I’m on is against bad writing and woke propaganda (and pretty sure she’d support me as she is leaning conservative like all older women)
>conservative old women are in favor of their sons spending their entire day shitposting on the Internet
…as opposed to defending woke cartoons all day just because they have muh heckin lesbianismos?
>schizo ignores all criticisms of his schizo behaviour by deflecting them on his imaginary schizo enemy
checked.
Maybe if you weren’t so far up your own ass you’d recognize the criticism
>"Captain, the life form does not appear to be self-aware."
He's star trek's equivalent of barneyfag, except not as technically proficient. Don't take him so seriously.
I saw the episode. Not my favorite, but I liked it. I'm glad we didn't see that ship killer, I'm getting a vibe it's going to a whole thing. I thought the episode was going to be about the captain realizing she needed an engineer and learning a lesson but just feels like it was breezed over.
This concerns me how well they work together, really feeling the harem anime route. I found myself not liking Boimler over coaching on the team. I'll say it's weird that Mariner wasn't there when Boimler recovered.
Written by a guy whose only other IMDB credit is “Trusted Sources.” All the talent left, Lower Decks is written by literal greenhorns now.
It always was
That much should be obvious to anyone that's seen any amount of this show. It's full of amateur writing mistakes and confused tones and dropped traits.
For fuck's sake literally the entirety of Shax's personality was "I want to blow the warp core" and the one time it would be the proper course of action (captured and tech about to be stolen) he doesn't even bring it up
It's just lazy.
Yes, the writing was always amateurish, but it wasn’t written by people who had literally no other IMDB credits. They’re hiring people to write their first scripts now because no one else wants to work with McMahan.
The Freeman plotline seemed to be more about just showcasing the kind of shenanigans the crew will get into now that they are officers and are more directly involved with the bigger plotlines. Captain isn't learning a lesson here it's just Boimler being in the crossfire of her decisions that all just work out because senior officers have plot armour.
>logical, calm, disciplined and organized
>but slightly more willing to act on her emotions and instincts than other members of her species
>is a cute elf
She's literally the perfect woman. I fucking love T'lyn.
Are you willing to tame your emotions to be a husbando worthy of T'lynn?
>be weird, monotone, stoic schizoid crewmember abroad Starfleet exploratory vessel USS Cerritos
>assigned to the engineering deck, tasked with weapons and ship maintenance
>basically a glorified repairman
>at least I don't get sent on suicide missions
>pretty much all the other crew, human or otherwise, leave me alone because I unnerve them unless they need something fixed
>suits me just fine
>I'm here to work, not make friends
>the very few times I've interacted with others onboard on a personal level I found them vapid and overly excitable
>suddenly, the Cerritos gets a new crew member
>a Vulcan girl, apparently her name is Tillen or something
>she's kind of cute
>weeks go by
>she comes to my workshop with a broken datapad one day
>oh god oh fuck she's cuter up close
>politely asks if I can fix it for her
>simply take it and nod
>start fixing it right away as I had no responsibilities at the time
>she cocks an eyebrow at me
>thanks me and leaves
>some time later, eating lunch in the mess hall while looking over an inventory of items that need maintenance
>still have the Vulcan girls datapad in my bag filled with advanced tools and broken doodads
>fixed it hours ago, just haven't had the chance to give it back
>while contently dreaming about all the work I'm going to get done once I'm finished lunch, T'lyn approaches me with a tray of food in her hands
>asks if she may sit with me
>what the fuck, this has never happened before
>nod
>wordlessly hand her datapad
>she takes it, inspects it and smiles almost imperceptibly
>thanks me and tells me my work is "satisfactory"
>then we just sit together in silence
>not an uncomfortable or awkward silence, we simply enjoy each other company
>no words need to be said
>once we finish, she tells me she'll see me again at lunch
>for once, look forward to impending social interaction
>as she walks away, she thinks about how nice it is to talk to a human who isn't an emotional wreak
you've just described Tucker's life
if I ever achieve my dream of doing a shitty snootgame style visual novel but with star trek, I'm stealing your idea bro. No hard feelings hoo-mann
Do it! If Operation NOVEL can work, and Snoot game can work, why not your idea?
Hell, I'll draw if you can pay me, I'm not that expensive.
Actually I'm not aware of any trek vns. I would think it would be flooded.
choose
Ah, relics of the past. Before the dark times.
sad how one schizo can ruin a show's discussion.
>only one schizo in all of /toon/ is tired of lesbians
this cope will never get old
Only one cares enough to make thousands of the same posts.
Presumably the noobins will eventually adjust.
>just accept it bro
yeeeeee because complacency totally didnt get us in this mess
I make those type of posts too
It'd be incredibly funny to be a ryan gosling guy in the federation, it'd be like meeting somebody who tries as hard as possible to be a character from a goethe novel
I have Vulcan fever so fucking bad, holy shit
Vulcans were always kino. No wonder Spock was a sex icon back in the day.
I physically *NEED* a lower decks dating simulator.
Yes Barnes is the secret route
Make it renpy
Worked for snoot
The day of reckoning will come.
No one cares about this boring Woke show.
You can set your shit to auto filter you know. Or are you the type that needs to show up every thread to let everyone know that nobody cares?
I wonder how long it's going to take T'Lyn to realize her option are:
A) Return to a society and culture where her flexibility and quick thinking are looked down upon and despised and where she will spend the rest of her days stuck in bad postings because her commanders hate her
B) Tell the Vulcans to "live long and prosper," stick in Starfleet and quickly rise the ranks because her mixture of rule-following and independent creativity is highly valued and encouraged by her fellow officers.
No one cares.
She's already realized that. Her goal is to return back to the Vulcan Science Academy. I imagine this season will see her shift that goal as she warms up to everyone.
I hope they do a better job integrating her into the main cast; her appearances aren't bad but they lack the fun of the other four or her initial appearance.
I wish I was him. Lower Decks wouldn't be a half-hour comedy show though.
The woman who originally wrote T’Lyn fucked off to work on Strange New Worlds. Yet more proof Mikey McMahan is a nightmare to work with and everyone is just trying to get away from him.
The lesbian story arc was a punishment for Tawny not letting him fuck her.
That is not logical.
Wrong
What a discovery anon, bravo. Lyn’s no longer writing on Lower Decks. She’s a consultant on all current shows.
All talent has fled from under’s McMahan thumb.
?
She's a producer for SNW. You're supposed to promote talent? I don't get your complaint here.
She left LD after S2 to write for SNW. Coincidentally, this is the the the show went to shit.
I wouldn't call S3 "going to shit".
Could be. The /misc/ autists hate the show period; the people who are specifically triggered by lesbians are /toon/mrades though in my experience.
You're right. My bads.
>I wouldn't call S3 going to shit
>the “we wanna be Harley Quinn” season
No.
What's it like being mentally ill?
I’m more mentally sane than you average Hollywood writer. My job is also more beneficial to society.
No you're not, and I have the archives to prove it.
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/omrI9ddK8TusWjYe1viUkA/
>no you’re NAAAAAUTTT!!!
>because I say SOOOOO
I have a stable, high-responsibility job, so yeah, I’m pretty mentally stable. I just have no tolerance for blatant woke shit.
Besides, I didn’t post those.
Nah brah, you're one of them "high functioning" autists.
You're still a bit off.
Well then, this “high-functioning autist” is still making you his bitch.
Normal people, tax-payers, are tired of woke shit. This is why the WGA has no public support whatsoever. Everyone is tired of your bullshit and wants to see you suffer for what you did to pop culture.
>is still making you his bitch.
are you twelve
I think they have some kind of parasocial relationship with Mariner (a fictional cartoon character). Only reason I can think they'd be so assmad about her hooking up with someone (who is also a fictional cartoon character).
>people are mad because character is forced to be lesbian
Are you new to /toon/? Oh, who am I kidding. Of course you are, Mr. Paramount Marketer.
I choose to believe the gays hurt them somehow.
Nah, the fact they just chose to repeatedly emphasize how TOTALLY mentally stable and ABSOLUTELY successful they are (really!) makes me think I hit the nail on the head: Schizoposter is buttmad about Jennifer because HE wanted to fuck Mariner!
That is not logical, but it is kind of funny so I'll allow it.
Are you seriously defending blatant propaganda because it “owned” the people you dislike?
Okay Mr. Psycho Pants, I have to go to sleep now. It was nice chatting with you.
Please stop being buttmad at lesbians and being a burden to everyone else around you. I believe in you!
Why would anyone be buttmad at lesbians? They’re people like everyone else who experience attraction differently.
We’re mad at the writers for using them to push some kind of agenda.
Trying to be pedantic is also being a burden.
>pedantic
Rightful. We’re on the right side of history. It takes strength to say the unpleasant truth when no wants to hear it.
And we’ll keep saying it until this unfortunate era of writing ends and people responsible are expunged from this industry. The lesbianism is just endemic to the disease that is NuTrek. We need to start over.
Stop congratulating yourself for holding opinions.
>congratulating
Just doing what is necessary.
Let them die. Their lack of respect for Bill Shatner is disgusting.
Or maybe, just maybe, people wanted to see something wholesome instead of yet another tiresome lesbian subversion?
S3 was weaker than S2 but it was still strong, IMO. S4 is definitely stronger than S3 so far. If it follows the usual LD trend of the back half of the season having the best episodes, it could be better than S2.
Anon's clearly shitposting. I'm betting he's a /misc/ refugee.
Yeah, this is the kind of /misc/ cancer I'm used to.
Please stop interacting with him, Anon.
>do not pay attention to the anon posting unpleasant facts!
How many fucking producers does this franchise need? And why can’t ANY of them write good Star Trek to save their lives? Lower decks skates by by being a comedy with no stakes or soul but all references written by people who watched Star Trek everything else is just low rent drama brought to you by the empty people who made /scorpion/ which is just big bang theory the police procedural
>written by people who watched Star Trek
It’s written by people who have Memory Alpha open.
No I’ll give them the credit at having SOME decent references on LOW but the rest of trek is currently being written by propagandists who have a genuine disdain for trek
>implying
Oh, yeah, it's super obvious her whole arc is realizing that she's better off staying on the Cerritos. I'm still excited to see her coming to that realization.
I actually thought she was really well integrated into the plot this episode. She worked really well as the "straight man" to Boimler.
I dont' see why she'd have to choose.
I don't believe you. You're still here.
Deciding they hate a crewmember seems like an emotional reaction
>Making fanfic about actual people
Psychoalert
Silly Mike thinks his jokes aren’t cries for help
So when I imagine live action T'Lyn, do I imagine Kathryn Lyn in cosplay, or Gabrielle Ruiz?
Gabrielle as Ensign Castro, Lyn as T'Lyn.
Why are there so many 4chan/tard screechers angry about this cartoon? Completely harmless mildly entertaining Star Trek cartoon. Some fun characters going on adventures in a familiar TNG universe, with plenty of cameos and obvious affection for the old shows.
Because they rugpulled the audience and randomly made the main character gay. They also ruined the DS9 episode by making it all about the gay shit.
pretty sure mariner has been bi from the get go
And that’s somehow an excuse to hijack the show? How come all the bi female characters end up in lesbian relationships?
doesn't their relationship have one b plot episode
>How come all the bi female
what other bi females are in lower decks
I’m talking about cartoons in general.
>Korra, bisexual, ends up in a lesbian relationship
>Luz, bisexual, ends up in a lesbian relationship
It’s a trope at this point.
it's three, that's for sure
over ten years
>How come all the bi female characters end up in lesbian relationships?
Because otherwise the character is labeled a "queerbaiting", so the only way for bi character to count as a bi character are:
>1. character declares they are bi, online profile says they are, and/or showrunner says they are in a tweet/AMA/etc...
>2. they end up in a gay relationship, because otherwise the bi status is invalidated
The uncomfortable truth is that Mariner was never supposed to be bisexual. Nothing in S1 even slightly hints at her being bi.
Bisexual Mariner materialized during one of the S1 interviews when Mikey was asked about it being a possibility, so to make his show look more inclusive than it was, he came up with this idea that Mariner and Ramsey used to fuck in the Academy (which is obvious bullshit because in the episode the two couldn’t be more straight, and even gossip about boys).
But this also meant that Mikey had to keep his promise, and he conjured up this Jenny plot for the finale. And that’s how we ended up in this mess.
>Mariner and Ramsey used to fuck in the Academy
This was never confirmed, you liar.
That’s the fucking point, retard. It was never confirmed, Mikey claimed it happened in the interviews to make his show look more progressive than it was in S1 when Mariner was still very clearly written as straight and when everyone was still open to the idea of a Boimler/Mariner ship.
That interview was the first red flag
>Mikey claimed it happened in the interviews
If you had proof, you would've posted it, liar.
Eat a bag of dicks, truther boy.
https://trekmovie.com/2020/10/13/star-trek-lower-decks-season-2-will-explore-mariners-sexuality-and-probably-feature-more-tng-cameos/
And she never appears in the show for more that 10 second again to prove it. Not even canon. Some "confirmation"
Are you going to pull up your misquote of how Newsome says she hates the show next?
That wasn’t the point, dumbass. Read the posts again, three times should do, and so don’t reply again.
That's what I was gonna say.
It's not 4chan or /LULZ/ Try posting this there and it will autosage within the hour. It's just one obsessed baktag.
Star Trek has always has dedicated antis who zealously hate new things. This is nothing new and if I had to guess, it's because the shows audience disproportionately is made up of artists.
It's only noticeable here because other places have tighter moderation and these are the first shows in years. I mean fuck, I still know plenty of people who hate Voyager and Enterprise with a passion.
>Star Trek has always has dedicated antis who zealously hate new things
Expect NuTrek just endlessly recycles old content so you can’t call it new at all.
You just called it new
Well this new season of LD is the best yet but certainly not good
New episode was relatively adequate
NOBODY HAS FUCKING PARAMOUNT PLUS BECAUSE ITS FUCKING GARBAGE AND THE EXECUTIVES BEHIND IT ARE FUCKING RETARDED.
Literally tried it for a month and the shows are all upscaled and encoded by fucking mongoloids. Everything about your service is shit so make like an apple and have a nice day from the nearest tree.
>1/3rd through the thread
>20 posters
Yeah, no shit.
Legitimate mental illness.
Nah, not mental illness. Just engagement farming for Parrot Analytics.
Taking up 2/3 of a thread for yourself is mentally ill
Clearly most people out of 20 posting in this thread have a (rightful?) rageboner for this show.
Your mindset is perfectly in line with those piece of shit writers, so that’s probably why you like this show so much.
Instead of growing a backbone and taking responsibility for your politically-divisive writing, you end up blaming the fans for being “racist” or “homophobic” or some other adjective. People like you refuse to take responsibility for your own shit. And when your garbage flops, you double down because this is all about your ego. You don’t care about making good entertainment in the slightest.
This is a shitshow of your own making.
All because of a relationship that hasn't even been in the show since the end of the last season too.
Again, pretty sure this dude wanted to fuck Mariner and is mad the GAYS took that fantasy from him (somehow).
maybe people just don’t like NTR and demoralization
So you admit it.
i dont admit anything
the show was setting up Boims/Mariner and then it got subverted
thats depressing as shit mate
>NTR
>>>/d/
I know right? Current year writers are all deranged.
Isn't Mariner at least a decade older than the others? She's old enough to have made captain by now based on her friend from the academy, so she has to be pushing 40. Her getting with Boimler is borderline crade robbing.
And her getting with some twenty year old lesbian is a-okay?
If people talking about the show is bothering you just stop making the threads
It doesn't bother me, I genuinely wanted to know, but this IS pretty gay.
Oh well, better get used to it.
Imagine blaming the posters for threads being shitty. Do you think anyone except the most obvious trolls ever sets out to shit up the threads? Of course fucking not.
Grow up and blame the people who are really to blame (the writers) for your threads being shit. All of this could have been easily avoided.
EAT SHIT PARAMOUNT!! I GOT Episode FOR FREE!!! I'll NEVER PAY PARAMOUNT+!!!!
>What happened? I thought this was /toon/'s fav?
Trolling is a bannable offense, anon.
As is advertinsing.
Mega when?
Begging is better than listening to the usually people whine.
Who? cares
Imagine still shipping Boimler with Mariner when you could be shipping Boimler with T'Lyn
I'm fine with it, but Mariner x Boimler allows the possibility for threesomes and shit so I like it more.
>implying you can't do all sorts of kinky shit with Vulcans
Touch telepathy, Anon...
I prefer even just the potential for some mff action, so I prefer Marinler.
>accepting McMahan’s cheap counterfeits
>ever
Nah.
You self-insert as Boimler and want him to get cute waifus.
I think Mariner and Boimler are cute together and were fucked over by ideology-driven writing.
We are not the same.
Ironically, I'd say that the better a character Mariner became, the less compatible they were.
>200 replies
>~30 posters
Extremely sad, but I'm glad this show is almost done circling the drain. It's days were numbered the moment McMahon decided to piss on shippers.
I really hope Quaid and Newsome get more live-action parts. They clearly love Trek and are actually incredibly charming in person. The animation and sped up dialogue makes Mariner way WAY more abrasive than Tawny's schtick in real life.
>Extremely sad, but I'm glad this show is almost done circling the drain. It's days were numbered the moment McMahon decided to piss on shippers.
Touch. Grass.
Inshallah. We’ll live long enough to see Mike McMahan return to the tollbooth where he belongs.
>Inshallah
so that's why he hates lesbians so much…
>I'm glad this show is almost done circling the drain.
It was just renewed
Hey remember that time an entire episode was dedicated to making fun of the disabled
Hey remember that time an episode was equal parts extreme ultra-violence and masturbation jokes with an actual on-screen cucking thrown in for good measure?
Hey remember the episode where the symbol of the federation ripped space Palestinians to bloody pieces?
Hey remember that one episode where the entire plot was a guy's mom trying to get him raped with all the jokes being "guys that don't want random sex are weird?"
Fuck McMahon
>Hey remember that time an entire episode was dedicated to making fun of the disabled
Based
I don't care about all the actor's strike shit or the schizo posting. I just came to see if there was new best girl art
Moopsy
LOOK AT THE (lack of) BONES
Well I liked the episode
>Ends with T'Lyn drinking more room temperature water
it's important to stay hydrated
You're the only one in the world that watched it
This thread is 99% two retards arguing about Superman
None of this would have happened if the show didn’t decide to piss on its fans.
It was always a bad show, shippers are just willing to sit through literally anything if they think they might be pandered to
I just don’t get it. The show went out of its way to shit on them. There were multiple interviews shitting on them.
Is this Stockholm syndrome?
Shippers mostly left after their ship was sunk
That's why this thread is mostly a single shill and two retards, sitting at 250 posts with 30 posters
I watched it, it was ok. Felt very short. Also while I liked Boimler being dead and seeing the black mountain in the distance I think the koala is overplayed at this point.
they only showed it once and actually referenced it once more before that.
it showing up sometimes in the opening nebula thing
After Boimler drowns
Stevens talking to that vulcan from the Carlsbad about it
This episode.
From the trailer I this was going to be funnier than it was. Rutherford speed ran the whole thing, so I didn't enjoy it.
I've never watched that episode of ds9 so I wasn't that fussed
I enjoyed the past few episodes.
Same, though Boimler having a life crisis last season, and now casually recovering from death last episode feels kind of odd.
>engagement farm thread
dom we know viewership is in the dumpster but this is getting embarrassing
>we know viewership is in the dumpster
Got any stats for that?
They put up the show on YouTube to watch FOR FREE and it got like 15k views per episode on average. Now imagine how many people are watching it if they have to PAY for it.
There’s also a steep decrease in trailer views between S4 and others.
Youtube trailers aren't exactly precise data.
This is a 90% drop, far beyond the margin of error.
I'm ready to believe since I started the thread but can't be fucked to actually get paramount+
Paramount+ is a dead streamer walking. Most streamers that aren’t Netflix won’t survive beyond 2024.
Why is the drop so huge?
Lesbians.
That can't be the reason, I have only seen the complaints about dykes here.
What are the other people saying?
You do realize that you’d get instantly banned for complaining about dykes on any other site?
Yeah but I assume some people might complain about it in a way that wouldn't be blasphemy to their Gods.
If you lurk on other site, you would have noticed just how fucking sour this fandom became after S2
Mariner and Boimler shipping just disappeared overnight and get replaced with a bunch of uppity and unpleasant lesbian shippers
I want to kill you. Just bash your skull in you unbelievable gay. There is no lesbian shipping and there never was outside of gays on twitter that want everything to be rainbows. Every single person that actually watched the show knew the relationship was some temporary side drama for Mariner to deal with during the season.
NTA but touch grass, for the love of Christ
I'm half convinced it's all one dude samefagging arguments with himself.
I would guess the show primarily attracted people who didn't watch Star Trek before, and they got tired of the show being episodic (despite it being much less episodic than the Star Trek average) and constant return to status quo.
it's the same syndrom as Enterprise, not Star Trek enough for the hardcore Trekkie, and still too Star Trek for the casual viewer.
We've had threads about it OP we can't spam threads about a seasonal shows when there are new shows to spam threads about. That's how you get /sug/ you a repeat of /sug/ shit?
>didn't read the thread
If you're referring to
That was posted by the OP of last week's thread and doesn't have the new episode. You stupid fucking shill.
They’re all shill threads.
Hateposting still counts as engagement for Parrot Analytics’ data scraping software.
Just woke up, where's the mega?
Same mega as before. b64.
Hasn't been updated yet
Shills hate mega. Torrent metrics are traced by Parrot Analytics, but with mega it’s impossible to get engagement data.
Bravo, McMahan! Bravo!
We thought we had something nice, and for 19 weeks /toon/ has had some of the most enjoyable Star Trek threads on this site. We had a lively general here on /toon/. People were genuinely excited for the franchise again.
But since this is NuTrek and we aren’t allowed to have nice things, all of this had to be taken away and replaced with this shitshow. Bravo, bravo! All good things must come to an end, am I right?
it's just more R&M humor. it's not a real trek show, no matter how many times it references or is referenced.
Pretty much. You might remove McMahan from Rick and Morty, but you cannot remove Rick and Morty from McMahan. He’s got artistic sensibilities of an adult animated comedy writer.
Lower Decksfags always come off as pitiful, horny losers who obsessively talk about which girl they want to fuck instead of any of the plots. I witnessed side by side discussions of Prodigy and LD on /toon/ and the difference is staggering and it should come as no surprise that no one wants to fucking talk with you retards about your shitty overhyped show.
The difference is staggering because the shows are different. Slop like Lower Decks sells.
Fuck, I miss Prodigy.
What even are these aliens, I've never seen any of them in Star Trek before.
Original creatures. Except the one on the left. That's a silky-voiced ball-busting emasculatorian. That species is known to give no fucks.
Purple kid is a genetic amalgam of tons of Alpha quadrant species, while the Rock and Pale girl are aliens from the Delta Quadrant.
The rock girl is a Brikar, a Memory Beta species. It’s a deep cut.
>spoiler
Shouldn't he look more like the ancestral race that seeded the galaxy then, the one we saw in that TNG two parter? Interesting notion regardless.
Is is actually Kate or just a soundalike in that?
It's her.
Neat, everyone always shits on Janeway but she's always been my favorite. I'd probably fuck up as often and be as inconsistent as she was, given the situations Voyager was in. Hell I'd probably kill Tuvix too, I need my cook and tactical officer back.
And let's be honest: he was getting really weird around Kess.
i dont hate janeway, but out of all the captains her writing has been most all over the place.
From "oh shit these people are mad at us, lets surrender our ship and try a diplomatic solution to, BURN THESE MOTHERFUCKERS, AND THE CHILDREN TOO,
It would have worked better over the length of the series if she'd started out trying to be the proper starfleet representative following the letter of the law, and slowly descended into moral compromises and adapted into the kind of captain who's willing to fuck over an alien species or break time to accomplish her goals. It's kind of what happened but wasn't consistent enough to be a running theme where it should have been.
Also didnt help the story that it became the 7of9 show in season 5 at times.
>Is is actually Kate
Yes. Janeway, Chakotay, and Jellico are all played by their returning actors. They even bring back Okona for some reason
I love that Okona is even more of a washed up piece of shit now
picrel
I just want an ep where T'Ana gets dosed with a hyper-aphrodisiac plant spore on an away mission, Shaxs can't keep up, and Boimler spends the entire ep trying to dodge her and Shaxs' desperate attempts to recruit him as a "pivot man".
Alternately, the gang spends the whole ep comedically hiding Shaxs from a maniacally horny T'Ana until the spores clear her system.
Is this final space
Yes, but more gay, lame and soulless.
Mikey Downie’s solution to the trolley problem is just killing more people.
Shut up and post the mega already
So it's just because tendi is a orion that she has no problems being pretty much nude around her coworkers or it's just a starfleet cadet thing at that time?
None of the other cadets seem to have a thing about it, check the sonic shower scene.
Like I said. Easy to spot. Hates the fuck out of paramount plus, but not enough to help people pirate, plus the usual topics.
They wanted shit to be too self contained. They didn't even do anything intresting with the Maquis who presumably washed out or disliked starfleet, and had like an episode and were never mentioned again.
>Like I said. Easy to spot.
You haven’t answered my fucking question, you phony ass motherfucker.
Answer the fucking question.
>communal showers and no one cares about nudity
It's funny to me because instead of being hippie body-positivity it comes off as the dehumanization implied in Starship Troopers' military showers
This is now a Star Trek: Prodigy thread. Let’s talk about a decent show for once.
Is that Intrepid Class, or something different? It sort of looks like an Intrepid in some ways, the saucer section particularly.
It’s the Voyager-A, Lamarr class.
God those are some ugly designs. Cool ship though, I love the Voyager.
Rude.
>aliens look… LE ALIEN
The absolute state of Trekkies. Yes, they need to be humans with forehead wrinkles, I agree.
>Yes, they need to be humans with forehead wrinkles, I agree.
That's how it works in this galaxy, generally speaking. It's fine that they're aliens, I expect that, but these are just ugly.
>fat rock candy
>little blob thing?
>sparkly purple boy (least weird)
>bridge troll
>ball guy from Portal 2
It'd be interesting to crew a ship with Delta quadrant species we'd seen before, maybe start recruiting a few Talaxians, Ocampa or someone from that dinosaur species who originated on Earth. Maybe they do, I just never watched.
The Prodigy crew is literally made up of a Medusan, a Brikar, a Tellarite, and two new aliens.
Oh, and the purple blob is a Mellanoid slime worm, technically a TNG alien.
Canon is that the galaxy was seeded for life by an ultra ancient alien race from another galaxy and everyone is humanoid because the original race was humanoid.
And that somehow precludes the existence of species that didn’t descend from the Progenitors?
Explicitly, yes.
>Scotty did it for 80 years
Yeah but that was a poorly explained last ditch attempt to not die
I think they said something like he jury-rigged the transporter to take up all the energy available to stop mid-transport and just stay on as long as possible
>Yeah but that was a poorly explained last ditch attempt to not die
And it still failed with the other guy he tried it on anyway. Still, it's proof of concept that the right madman might weaponize a transporter one day. Imagine hiding an entire platoon of soldiers in a pattern buffer you sneak in behind enemy lines, or imagine using a transporter to clone an army from a single soldier.
Whatever Scotty did to the buffer to get it to hold him for all that time might have some use for life extension or extreme long-term travel, want to send a ship to the Delta quadrant without any wormholes or transwarp nonsense? Load up a ship with crew, stick 'em all in the buffer and send it on its way, maybe keep an emergency command hologram or two active to deal with anything that comes up in the next 70 years of flight before arriving and beaming the crew back in from the buffer.
It not being replicable is more or less a requirement for the universe to be the way that it is
It's the Voyager A. New iteration I forget the class stated.
Isn't Prodigy kill? I thought there was no hope for the second season being released.
Mega!
PLS!
I've tried for years to get into this and I just can't. It's that bland.
Does gayness add to the blandness or detracts from it?
Maybe I should just stick to regular /trek/ threads if I want to nerd out about star trek stuff.
Eh, just recognize that there's like one dude, who's REALLY fucking determined to be as hostile as fuck, and bitch at everyone. Dude glows in the dark, so they're not hard to spot.
And /toon/ is always going to be sort of casual, except when it comes to waifu power.
The amounts of mental gymnastics you are willing go through (including attempts to conjure up this Lower Decks hater tulpa) to defend the objectively horrible lesbian shit in this show is mindboggling.
Why? Why is it so important to you? Half of these threads is literally you whiteknighting the lesbians instead of just agreeing with people who are obviously right. These threads would be a lot better if we just all agreed that the lesbian shit was horrible and completely derailed S3.
Again, why? Why is defending horrible agenda-driven writing so important to you? I swear to God, even the most hardcore TNG fans would agree that Sub Rosa was a horrible people. If Sub Rosa were an LD episode, you motherfuckers would defend it to death and claim that everyone who tells you it’s shit a schizo for not recognizing its genius.
Lower Decks doesn’t have fans. It has cultists. Fans can recognize the faults, a cult relies purely on the infallibility of the leader.
You ARE a CULTIST. You don’t even like this show. You’re in a CULT.
Why do you keep acting like the lesbian shit was significant.
Lots of shitty things in Star Trek aren’t significant and yet they still dominate discussions years later, in a “what went wrong” context. Everyone agrees Chakotay getting with Seven was garbage.
Why are you so hung up on defending it? I’d really like to know.
You're the most mentally ill poster I've ever seen in the history of this entire site. Spamming the same images every thread and schizo ranting about kiwi farms or parrot analytics and seeming to have a personal beef with McMahan (either real or imagined). You claim to hate this show yet you can't stop spamming every single one and when called out on it you go into more delusional rants about lesbians and "actually being a prodigy fan" or spamming velma pics or whatever else you can make up as part of your bad faith rants.
You're the worst kind of human being, the type that can't just let people talk about what they want to talk about because you've made it deeply personal and ideological for some bizarre and incomprehensible reason.
I bet you've long since forgotten why you even started hating this show in the first place, you just feel obligated to control the conversation because of something gone wrong in your own miserable life. You really need to just die, you're a complete waste of oxygen and space and all other life-sustaining resources. If i knew who you were in real life, I wouldn't hesitate to murder you in any and all ways possible. You're too broken to be allowed to keep living and I just hope you stop breathing. You're without a doubt the most worthless organism that has ever existed in the history of creation and it's comforting to know for a fact that you will die alone and unloved.
I’ve asked you a question, motherfucker. Answer it.
I just joined this thread, you haven't asked me shit. You're a coward and you will die alone. Never forget that. Now go ahead and say more stupid retarded bullshit you worthless piece of trash.
You can keep insulting me if it’ll make you feel any better. Better to vent that anger here so you won’t hurt someone in your vicinity.
But this is not good therapy and you should consider seeking the help of a professional.
Eh, no worse than barneyfag, but less technically competent.
LOL. Get fucked.
Don't sweat the freako anon.
It's not even the cartoon that freaks anon out.
We have to go on the hunt. It's our only recourse. I will have his worthless head on a pike.
Shut your whore mouth.
I can’t help with finding a therapist but I’ll pray for you at the Sunday mass.
Oh you can help? You can shut the fuck up.
Except Bronies were innocent.
Tell that to the people who got herpes in the hot tub.
Your kind ruined /trek/
You get what you fucking deserve
see
See
If the trek stuff you want to talk about is prodigy or LD then just give up. If it gets posted here then you get an autist that calls everyone Paramount shills and the mindbroken lesbian hater and if you post it on /misc/ then you get an autist spamming the thread with Velma screenshots.
The problem is with you. You fags should learn how to react to criticism and stop acting like the show is perfect.
I know you like it, I know it hurts you to see people shitting on it. But the sooner you realize that you can like something and absolutely despise some things about it, your life will become much easier. Because that’s what Star Trek is: a pile of really great stuff, mediocre stuff, and the stinkiest of turds.
Complaining about the same inane things in every single thread stopped being criticism seasons ago. Get some new material.
>This thread
Imagine getting this mad over a cartoon
>
That swoop she does to boimler, so fucking cute.
I mean Jen fucked up the most out of everyone. Mariner might not hold a grudge (maybe), but you can't repair that damage.
It’s a cartoon. It will do whatever the woke writers want it to do.
The whole lesbian plot was already forced and out of character.
She literally said she was bisexual you shitposter. Fuck off already.
see
Because it's hot. Why does it fucking bother you and why do you feel the need to continually bring it up like this group therapy
Post cat gilf
Here we go again.
Why is Taylor so tiny? Animating a proper sized kzinti would be no harder than animating a midget one.
Getting him to fit in existing backgrounds gets tricker. Maybe he's a kitten?
I doubt your power level matches his anon. But it's no big deal either way.
first of all, didn't realize until two episodes were out
secondly, it's good! I enjoyed it!!
They had the shipper fanbase and fucked it up.
Is this a folder or a file for MEGA?
the link isn't real. I don't why so many shitposters act like it works. Probably a Paramount Shill trying to dissuade pirace.
Works for me since I'm not retarded
Awesome! Thanks anon!
Need .... T'lyn
Need ... Tendi
>she’s bisexual!!!
>not lesbian!!!!
>BISEXUAL!!
fucking Christ dude
it’s a figure of speech
stop being so autistic about semantics
are you worried the cartoon will get offended?
Could mods ban this retard?
Given the sheer number of thread's hes' crapflooded, I'm pretty sure he's eaten banhammer and evaded. In any case, you think a simple ban is going to stop him?
It's best to just post shit you want and ignore him.
Stop besmirching lesbians!
Man, I wanted to talk about cute Vulcan girls, but all I got was this weirdo hyper fixated on lesbians.
Abloo bloo bloo! The only people hyperfixated on lesbians are the writers of this show. But as always, you’ll blame anyone except the people responsible.
You know, eventually bronies began to ignore barneyfag. If there are really that many people here that are willing to discuss this show, do that next time a troll stinks up the thread.
>troll
Except you won’t ignore it because you know deep down that people complaining about lesbians are right and it pisses you off.
Anyways, love these two
They have an interesting dynamic. I hope she actually bonds with them at some point.
Same. They got along as well as I hoped
>imagine thinking that complaining about lesbian propaganda in shows is on par with barneyfag
You’re deranged
Don’t worry. The only people hurt by this are literal paid shills and /lgbt/ tourists.
What kind of a person would be so hell-bent on defending lesbo propaganda?
All of this would have stopped if the cultists just admitted that the lesbian shit was awful. But they never will so here we are.
LD is perfect
You must praise it
It really captures the essence of Star Trek in a way the other shows don't.
>a Star Trek show that doesn’t do any exploring and just explores memberberries
You’re a cultist.
Nah, Mariner's Andorian fling was stupid, no argument there. But expecting Mariner and Boimler hook up and having a meltdown when they didn't is equally ridiculous.
No one is complaining that a ship didn’t happen. They’re complaining that it got replaced with putrid petty garbage.
They've been complaining since Jen saved Mariner in the asteroid field instead of Boimler. Shippers deluded themselves all throughout season 2. They should've gotten a clue that romance never works out.
This season hints at a wedding. Who wants to bet it ends in annulment?
Some writers on S2 were clearly setting up romance
The MAWS situation is proof
MAWS romance is the cringiest part of that show
>deluded
No delusion took place. Expectations were subverted on purpose, Rian Johnson style.
And rightfully so. Anyone who thought that the two of them being stranded would lead to a hook up needs to read better literature.
>romance bad
Imagine being so joyless and bereft of imagination. Instead you got cringy lesbians. Yay for representation, you dumb bitch.
Platonic relationships are better anyways. Bringing romance into a show is just as poisonous as bringing lesbians into a show.
>platonic
Get laid, you massive gay.
Name any romance plot that has ever been anything but disgustingly cringe in any Star Trek media.
Riker and Troi, Tom and B’Elanna, all of Kirk’s lovers, Sisko and his wife.
Nurse Chapel and Spock.
Thank you, but I don’t hate the show. I’m just frustrated with it.
It’s disappointing that it chose down to go down this path.
What path would that be?
Low effort woke shit. I’d have expected this from some shitty Disney show, not Star Trek.
>Low effort woke shit.
But you just said you didn't care about lesbians, so unless this is in reference to something else, explain.
when do new eps drop
Hopefully never.
they already did. its usually early thursday
this thread has convinced me that discussing tv shows like lower decks is unhealthy. i like the show and i want to talk about it but i guess what is there to talk about? i dont want to end up like you lot. good day
The show is made by petty millennial motherfuckers as explained in one of the first posts ITT. You shouldn’t be watching it.
why would i care who makes it
why would i take advice from a bunch of lesbians or whatever you all are. imagine being so fucked in the head you dilute an animated comedy down to who likes who
i hope everyone in this thread has their favorite pairing actually happen clearly in the show and then maybe you guys will actually discuss literally anything else. no relationships last in shows because they get boring and then thats it, even if your two fav chars get together or get married or whatever it'll never be the focus of the show
stick to weird fan fics you wankers
The show took a fan favorite pairing and purposefully replaced it with lazy dykism because the writers are petty motherfuckers. No one would be mad that the ship didn’t happen if it weren’t purposefully derailed with lesbians. Because this is textbook fandom destruction.
It’s frankly disgusting. Fuck off.
Name a current show that isn't. With all you've said about the WGA strike, you should realize this by now.
Then it should die.
Same goes for that faggy Superman show
>faggy
>the focus is on the main straight couple
I don’t think you know what faggy means, you disingenuous fuck.
If it's not a male adolescent fantasy then it's faggy
>what is there to talk about?
Memberberries and lesbian propaganda.
>the folder names
not only are you a true gentleman and a hero, you also gave me pic related
Because it’s not a very good show. At most it’s slightly above other NuTrek so people pretend like it’s great.