>Luke Skywalker becomes a disillusioned burn out, passes his mantle of Main Protagonist and last hope for the Jedi and the rest of the galaxy to a ...

>Luke Skywalker becomes a disillusioned burn out, passes his mantle of Main Protagonist and last hope for the Jedi and the rest of the galaxy to a young female scavenger (NOT an ex-stormtrooper), and dies a virgin. THAT is the story I personally wrote and submitted, you fucking dorks. Your precious Thrawn Trilogy and all other 3rd party stories with Grand Master Luke and Mara Jade can rot in Hell where they belong.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luke Skywalker's new trilogy plot is literally a 1:1 of George Lucas' life trajectory

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kathleen Kennedy is Rey, scrappy self-made businesswoman making it in the harsh conditions of planet Hollywood

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that there are two - not one - TWO star wars movies about a tiny ship going in to blow up the death star seems to indicate serious erectile dysfunction.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What character arc would be a 1:1 plot for your life trajectory?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sneed + Jaba the Hutt without the gang + Chewbacca but only on my nuts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jar jar binks or Rose Tico

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rey. Things just tend to work out for me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    based George. Eternal manchildren can keep seething and coping for the rest of their lives

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loser with his meme words

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Took me years but I explained every detail

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, The Expendables is the reason why climate change will kill us all before we get to the Space Future?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the manliest solution

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure what picrel has to do with anything, but whatevs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Out of context comic panels

            They work for some reason

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you say so.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lichtenstein thought so.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah no. That is not the sequels. The ORIGINAL circa '89 sequels was:

    Luke goes to the Dark Side to learn the wholeness of the force, and kills thousands.
    Luke comes BACK from the force, having righted the wrongs of Vader, the Emperor, and the Empire.
    Luke is now a trascendent superbeing, and use the force to jump to light speed between systems without a ship.

    Truly. That is what was said around the time Jedi was released. That's why Luke had the vision on Dagobah.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds faker than Dragonball AF

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The creator of Dragon Ball AF was Toyotaro. He’s now the main writer and artist of the Deagon Ball manga.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say it

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't say that!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said it just now.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's such a perfect day,

    I'm glad I spent it with you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd hate to see a bad day.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lucas appoints Kenedy to her current position in Lucasfilms
    >sells franchise to Disney
    >retarded Star Wars purists: OMG FORGIVE US GEORGE IT'S DA DEEP STATE/INVISIBLE HAND OF THE MARKET

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His plan was for Luke to end up like colonial Kurtz, Darth talon to seduce Ben and the two have a push pull romance around their morality. the empire to fall in to factionalized infighting as moffs cut out territory and for the organized crime element to explode.

    Lea is stuck cleaning this up and becomes the chalelor following in Padme's shoes. that is the "force awakens" script Kathleen and J.J. tossed out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >His plan was for Luke to end up like colonial Kurtz, Darth talon to seduce Ben and the two have a push pull romance around their morality.
      no fucking clue what you're trying to convey here, are you ESL?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        intoxicated

        Luke was written like the villain from apocalypse now and was going to be found in the jungle in a jedi temple

        Ben solo was going to fall in love with the Sith apprentice and be tempted by the dark side while her convictions would also be tested.

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