Lynch got the shape of the worm head right where it opens up with 3 jaws, but I do like the teeth on Denis' worms.

Lynch got the shape of the worm head right where it opens up with 3 jaws, but I do like the teeth on Denis' worms.

The blunted head is so boring.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bristles should have been blue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hmm yes huge wasted opportunity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they are blue. it's just been colour corrected to gray

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whey is everything so dreary

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he gay and just wanted to show giant buttholes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is the famous French artist gay? Is your question?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough. Stupid question

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have news for you if the first thing you think about is buttholes when you see this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone thinks that. Why popcorn cups are a laughing stock

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone thinks that
          maybe on planet homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you don't see the eyeball? homosexual

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OK I'm not a Dune fan and haven't watched any of the movies, but...

    I don't get it. It's just a giant worm.
    Just kill it lmao. What's the big deal, and why are these dull creatures so prominent?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The worms produce spice. Which is an addictive drug as well as a massively important energy source.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The literally create the vital spice

        I forgot about spice. Another stupid thing. Like you’re watching Star Wars and have to constantly hear the characters talk about the Force, fine. Cool mysterious thing you want to hear more about. And Dune/dunc you have to hear them talk about fricking spice the whole time, like who gives a rat’s ass about this shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Idiot. I don’t know how knew movie handles it but vital. It’s gasoline a steriod. allows them bend space to travel.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I thought it just let their prescients calculate safe routes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I dunno what that other dude's on about, it's warhammer astronomican powder as explained in the first movie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what a moronic thing to whine about. Autism must be literal hell

            No shit. Imagine if in Star Wars all they did was talk about the gas they needed for their spaceships.
            >Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
            Point being it’s a story for entertainment. If literally everything from the character’s motivations to the worms and animals that live on the world to the societies built there and everything revolves around “something” make that something cool and interesting since we have to hear about it constantly.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >it's a story for entertainment
              I bet you jerk off to porn too homosexual.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They said it allows the navigators to bend space in lynch's dune but that's not in the book (don't think it's how it works in DUNC either, not seen no. 2 yet)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what a moronic thing to whine about. Autism must be literal hell

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >force good spice bad
          okay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            When force stuff happens we get to hear b***hing strings by John Williams. When spice stuff happens we just get really loud arabs vocalizing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes? Force is cool. Spice is…. who gives a frick, can we talk about something else? I guess not since literally the entire franchise hinges on spice. Frick spice, should have just circumvented all that and made the rare resource worm hide so the planet is for farming the worms but it’s dangerous obv having to hunt them and shit. Or something. Monster slaying would be a much more interesting topic to constantly have to hear about than… “spice” which is literally feces isn’t it?
            Imagine instead of having to hear exposition dumps about “spice” we had to hear about the cool ways to battle worms to efficiently harvest them + you get obligatory worm battle scenes.
            I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that worms barely even show up or do shit in either dunc.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You realize Dune was written before Star Wars and no doubt heavily influenced it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Stick to capeshit you idiot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the Force sucks dude, it was only cool in the OT. Ceased to be mysterious at all after that. Spice is way more interesting not considering the OT

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How is spice interesting at all?
                It seems that Doone is just a book you are meant to like but it's actually pretty dull and silly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Go read Harry Potter you low brow idiots

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'll replace every twentieth word with some random arab word and change all the characters names to sub-Starwars level, it makes it high literature.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                spice is cooler than the force because its a valuable resource that is crucial to every aspect of Arrakiss and the fremen way of life aswell as things like space travel, every important person in the galaxy is addicted to it and when you do enough it starts to give you prescient visions of the future, the fact that its only harvested from the hostile desert planet that is loaded with giant worms that also relate to the spice makes it cooler too

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So it's like some sort of spice then?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its name is "Spice Ménage à trois", just so you know

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >worm shit is way cooler than fantastic abilities
                am I being baited

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, Dune's universe is dumb. The dependency on spice was completely artificial. They could've avoided the problem by just removing the ban on computers. Strangely, they would do murders and wars but won't create computers in secret.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why, did AI frick them up or something?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Writers in the 60s and 70s all had a complex about AI and nukes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah nothing is going to go wrong with AI

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >but won't create computers in secret.
                That's literally a plot point of the later books.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they didnt mention spice enough in Dunc 2

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Hello Paul, good spice day today. How's the spice?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >”Spice to meet you”

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes? Force is cool. Spice is…. who gives a frick, can we talk about something else? I guess not since literally the entire franchise hinges on spice. Frick spice, should have just circumvented all that and made the rare resource worm hide so the planet is for farming the worms but it’s dangerous obv having to hunt them and shit. Or something. Monster slaying would be a much more interesting topic to constantly have to hear about than… “spice” which is literally feces isn’t it?
          Imagine instead of having to hear exposition dumps about “spice” we had to hear about the cool ways to battle worms to efficiently harvest them + you get obligatory worm battle scenes.
          I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that worms barely even show up or do shit in either dunc.

          [...]
          No shit. Imagine if in Star Wars all they did was talk about the gas they needed for their spaceships.
          >Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
          Point being it’s a story for entertainment. If literally everything from the character’s motivations to the worms and animals that live on the world to the societies built there and everything revolves around “something” make that something cool and interesting since we have to hear about it constantly.

          >Another stupid thing. Like you’re watching Star Wars and have to constantly hear the characters talk about the Force, fine. Cool mysterious thing you want to hear more about.
          this is beyond moronic. the force is just abstract magic bullshit without any rules so the writer can just do whatever he wants. it's not remotely interesting. and guess what? they did tell you more about it in phantom menace and all the dweebs sperged out because it turns out they didn't want to learn more about it you mongoloid moron. you have the brain of an actual child, which is why star wars resonates with you so much - they were explicitly written for 12 year olds, as stated repeatedly by george lucas. dune is actual science fiction and is driven by detailed consideration, not just childish fantastical whimsy. your obsession with
          >omg dat'sch scho kewl
          is just proof of how shallow your mind is. actual storytelling puts you to sleep because your brain craves constant stimulation from magical powers and flashing lights, like an insect. dune was written for adults who can put 2+2 together in their brains and follow a story more complicated than just
          >le good vs le evil, woaaah
          your whinging about john williams just says it all. the musical tells you how to feel because you're an NPC. if you died tomorrow the collective IQ of the planet would increase.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The literally create the vital spice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Just kill it
      You would need a whole nuke to kill it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >worms
    >sand
    >breathing gaseous shit with cancer nose tubes
    >fish living in sand
    I literally fricking hate Dune and dunc and this entire franchise. I never want to hear about it ever again, it’s so fricking stupid. This idea should have never been published or seen the light of day. What an absolute fricking snore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its better than star wars homosexual, imagine obsessing over those kind of details in a scifi franchise

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What kinds of details? You mean the whole world revolving around worm shit and having to hear them constantly blab about it? Yeah that’s annoying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >breathing gasseous shit

      They don't breathe in shit through the tubes, they breathe out of them and the tubes collect the moisture

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The worm looks like a crusty anus

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weird. I dirt bike in Oregon dunes in Florence. Always think of the book
    because it’s where Herbert got the idea

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    According to Frank Herb, the spice acts like sperm for fertilization to produce future sandworms. So the entire galaxy, eats, snorts, rubs their gums with and fights over worm jizzum.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >spice
      >it’s like a drug
      >also it extends your life
      >also it opens up racial memories
      >also it allows you to see in the future
      >also it can mutate you if you do too much
      >also it’s only on this one planet made by worms
      >also worms are the only alien life form in the universe

      You forgot it's literally dried cum scattered to the winds of arrakis

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bristles aren’t blue
    Pass

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >spice
    >it’s like a drug
    >also it extends your life
    >also it opens up racial memories
    >also it allows you to see in the future
    >also it can mutate you if you do too much
    >also it’s only on this one planet made by worms
    >also worms are the only alien life form in the universe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      brava herbert

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >worms are the only alien life form in the universe
      surely not?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As far as I remember the books make it pretty clear that everything is from earth except the sand worms

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The only INTELLIGENT life is from earth, there's also some animals native to the planets

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >disintegrates you
      >makes you impregnate people with fish
      >turns you into a zombie
      >turns grubs into cobras
      I’m putting together a team…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot
      >withdrawal is lethal

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's a black man's arsehole

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dune is dumb

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >new thing bad old thing good heh im very unique

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Listening to some guy on YouTube and he says Villeneuve is now one of the greatest Sci-fi directors of all time. That seemed off to me, which made me realise Villeneuve isn't a Sci-fi director at all — he doesn't show any real interest in Sci-fi concepts for their own case, though he's obviously sympathetic and familiar with them. I'd call the films Villeneuve makes 'existential thrillers'. The one's I've seen (Sicario, Arrival, Bladerunner 2049, Dune 1&2) are all mostly action-packed thrillers with a close-up on the existential struggles of the characters — Arrival being somewhat of an outlier though not really. Villeneuve is like a more action-oriented Terence Malick; Malick for the masses. They both portray the world/nature as this giant impersonal entity and contrast that with the smallness of humanity trying to fight its way for survival, purpose, and meaning.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the shape of the worm head
    A proposed AIDS memorial sculpture in Palm Springs is at the center of a heated debate with its design sparking concerns in the community. The controversial sculpture, meant to honor those who lost their lives to HIV and AIDS, is facing scrutiny for its abstract design and perceived inappropriate connotations. "The proposed memorial looks like a graphic depiction of the backside of a human being."

    https://kesq.com/news/2023/09/15/aids-memorial-sculpture-sparks-debate-in-palm-springs/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >statutes of great American leaders torn down
      >statues of anuses and George Floyd put up
      So what year was America actually destroyed? Was it the onset of Lockdowns? Because we’re definitely in the postgame rot now.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just some actual fish from earth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Romans threw their slaves into pools with these.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Slaves probably lived in an apartment/living quarters on the property and kept healthy so they could work, not tortured by being thrown into pools with horrible eels every day.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like my penis
    When I have my foreskin a bit stretched out because it's hot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do I know you are not American

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ᗩᑎᑌᔕ

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great books. Good movies. Get help morons, you shouldn't be this angry about the arbitrary elements of a fictional universe.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The blunted head is so boring.
    Agreed.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The whole "no computers" premise of Dune is kinda stoopid.

    >muh butlerian jihad
    That shit happened ten fricking thousand years ago. There is no real societal force upholding and enforcing the ban across all of human space, and humans generally don't learn from their mistakes. No doubt people would have reinvented general purpose programmable computers again, multiple times over. The benefits are just too good compared to mentat autismos. It's fricking fine, a silicon chip isn't a thinking machine.
    Imagine some enterprising dude starting a space trucking company with a fricking computer aboard his ship. Don't have to rely on schizos high on worm shit for space travel. The guild just can't complete lmao and the whole plot falls flat. I mean this eventually happens with ix but that development took too long and their navigation machines like totes werent computers i swear

    what a Black folkhit

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Basically have to either do a penis or an anus. Villavenue went with anus. Lynch with penis

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