anya taylor joy is furiosa
Chris Hemsworth is a bad guy
max is not in the movie
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i just will not watch movies with a female mc that is all
BASED
I will honestly watch anything Anya is in, it's pretty simple haha
i second this but only because most female mc's are written terribly. either mary sue or fanciful bumbling moron, usually no in between
Except for Aliens of course
>max is not in the movie
>memesworth is in it at all
Cool, I won't have to watch it.
This. Who the frick is this even aimed at.
homosexuals like all the zoomers on this board who liked Fury Road. Max being in that didn't affect it being a piece of gay rainbow turd
Who cares what the politics of the movie where. It still had some of the best action scenes and practical effects of any movie in the last 10 years
Holy shit this. Without Max what is the point. It's like Robocop without Murphy or Friday the 13 part 5.
>Choose the Hemsworth that can't act.
>Box office poison outside of marvel
It's over Maxbros
why call it mad max then
frick off this is dishonest advertising
it will be called "Furiosa"
moron its not called mad max
But Anya is currently sticc. Fricking WOMEN as usual they never commit to any kind of body transformation for a movie. LAZY
Yeah Charlize was FRICKIN' JACKED in Fury Road. Frickin' STUPID sjws, man!
I want her to jerk me off with her robot arm
Women lead = No watchy
>Women lead = No watchy
You watched The Terminator and Kill Bill.
I only remember terminator movies for Arnie and the kid. Everything else doesn’t matter and most of the franchise is shit.
>The Terminator
linda hamilton wasn't sole protagonist in either of them
>max is not in the movie
>anya taylor joy is furiosa
thanks, i won't be watching then.
Is she going to play one of the mutants?
Is this a prequel where we watch the female MC commit atrocities to get in the good graces of the bad guy? I can already tell this is going to be an indulgent shit show.
These films are unrealistic since no one sniffs petrol
guzzolene
https://madmax.fandom.com/wiki/Guzzolene
Of course not, all the abbos are dead.
>mad max movie
>max is not in the movie
Another movie I’ll never watch? How does pedowood do it.
ESG
that is environmental, social, and governance
what happens is companies like vanguard set up an index fund that ranks companies on woke, for lack of a better term, and use that to funnel money to those companies.
the more woke a company the more they guarantee their spot on the fund and the more investment money is sent to them.
if you act against the regime you get removed from the fund, like what happened to TSLA recently, and your investment dollars dry up.
ok troony
anon is telling the truth. Tesla recently got pulled from the index and Musk sperged out about it.
getting serious Baader Meinhof complex here...
Everyone I know loved mad max fury road. If they made a fifth movie it would make insane amounts of money. Instead we get... this? Do they hate money or what
Because they thought you all just wanted to see Furiosa.
Don't know why they would ever get that impression, much less why they'd pick a literal ayy lmao to play that character.
>Don't know why they would ever get that impression
Outside of incel subreddits on 4tsuba Furiosa's character was very well received.
Dumb homosexuals the movie is called Furiosa not Mad Max
Yeah, we know. No one wants this. Max himself was one of the best parts of the franchise, not some bald b***h.
I wonder if they will address how a bunch of uppity feminists and their deranged simp ruined a functional post-apocalyptic society and doomed thousands to die of thirst.
Eww
>max is not in the movie
I am not in the audience
They’re gonna have to sell this on Anya’s Star power. Hemsworth is shit in everything that isn’t just him playing a doofus.
dont care. not gonna watch it.
Can't wait, having dropped that c**t cast from the last movie can only mean success.
Fricking morons.
Hemsworth is Young Joe right? Might be kewl.
You’re the kind of gay that thinks Ryan Reynolds is good
Nah I liked Smoking Aces but that was more for Chris Pine
>Chris Hemsworth is a bad guy
he's a nice man actually
But women can't play chess!!!!!! I dont understand the simping for this bug eyed b***h. Never saw queens gambit beyond the trailer. Men bad.
no Bane
no watch
based Miller and Empanada
as long as they do it mostly practical like Fury Road it's gun b gud
>anya taylor joy
dropped
>Anya with a shaved head
Meh
proof that's it's an actual alien
I want to frick that alien.
now announcing BRAVEHEART 2: The Saga of Brendan Gleeson's Character's Name
It's good to see the micropenis brigade condemning it already.
>i can only relate things to penis size
my, how pathetic you are
It’s gonna be shit m8. I can see it from a mile away.
Like the last one that actually became a cultural icon, such shit eh, dickhead.
the last one can't hold a candle to the original
Oh frick off, the original was a low budget Australian matinee filler that just happened to get a cult following because of the car and bike models used, The Kawasaki 900's and the Holden panel vans and Monaro's being hunted by the evil Fords of the bronze actually paralleled what was going on in reality. The rest became serious.
don't really care, do i?
>anya taylor joy is furiosa
No nudity, no watch. Simple as
I dont have a problem with women leads. I dont have a problem with non white leads. Disabled, gay, alien whatever. I just want a GOOD STORY!
It all seems so forced. Im le tired!!
>no mad max
so it's angry anya?
I hate Chris Hemsworth he's a homosexual but I want to watch it for Anya
Anyone who praised that reboot deserves to eat this shit. This is your fault. Frick you.
and i wonder when we are ever gonna cha-change
living under the fear till nothing else remains
we dont need another hero
we dont need to know the way home
all we want is life beyond thunderdome
Just bring him back for frick’s sake.
Just watch machete 2
Flopped my ass. It's a movie that will be talked about long after your putrid little corpse has seen it's last maggoty visitor.
So what's the status on the Fury Road sequel? Miller is set to direct but imdb just says
>Untitled Mad Max Project
>2022
We're halfway through 2022 and I haven't heard a peep
sequel is never coming
women ruin everything
If miller isn't dead by then we'll get it in 15 years
Why don't they bring back Gibson for an old man max film with fury road level action. Would sell trillions but then they make this moronic shit that will bomb instead.
Because it would be shit. He's 65 years old ffs, that's retirement age.
Things with old action type leads only go bad when they pretend otherwise OR try the lame ass passing of the torch bullshit. It would work if it had the "old cowboy of the apocalypse" tone. Unfortunately the real reason they can't do it is because it would give away the answer to the underlying question of the Mad Max, which is whether or not people rebuild civilization or sink further into savagery. That question has to stay unanswered to preserve that sense of dread and desperation.
On what planet does Anya Tayylor Joy look anything like Charlize Theron?
>on what planet
X451
she looks better
Charlize is still a woman and action will always look goofy but she at least had stature
>movie called mad max
>max isn't in it
I fricking hate Hitler for not doing the Holocaust plan
>anya taylor joy is furiosa
>Chris Hemsworth is a bad guy
>max is not in the movie
call it "Furiosa; Post-Apocalyptic Lesbian Wars" at this point and its done.
Oh great, Thing That Isn't The Thing #28492
unexplainable casting choice
must be some dick sucking skill this c**t has
all they have to do is put tom hardy next to cool cars and film it, i dont know what theyre trying to achieve meandering around it
George miller returned? WHY NOT MAKING THE PART 2 OF MAD MAX INSTEAD OF THIS?
He took a look at his current age and realized he'd rather film and be around young women in sexy desert garb instead of sweaty, oily men.
Ok at least that would be an acceptable answer. If they get to be half naked, but we know they don't allow that anymore.
Fury Road was shot in Straya and Africa. Anything can happen in the desert.
This is gonna be one of the movies and you will watch it and cry about it
>Furiosa movie
I might watch it. I'll give a chance at least.
Road Warrior > Thunderdome > Fury Road >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mad Max
Right because this won't be forgotten about within a week of release.
Why wouldn't they just make a fricking sequel?
Coz this worked for Men in Black.
I have no idea wtf the plan was with that movie, it felt very cynical.
Fury Road was pretty good
Hope it doesn't feel like a retread
Also hope Fury Road gets a theatrical re-release because it's one of the few movies I feel benefits from a theater experience
If this is a prequel then Nux is probably the real protagonist again
how many big nosed monsters did she frick to get all these roles? lol
Mel Gibson should have played the bad guy in the last movie.
Literally all new movies and TV shows are woke homosexual garbage
In this movie they go looking for water, after wasting it all at the end of the last movie.
Is a prequel, they can't do something done on the future
>max not in the film
>mad max saga
I bet there will be a epic cameo or something.
Nobody wants a Furiosa movie. She was the worst part of the last one
she is so beautiful in this picture.
>"furiosa"
Isn't that a Harry Potter thing?
Wait…Hemsworth isn’t Max? Wtf?