>made his own spells and potions at 15

>made his own spells and potions at 15
>was able to block voldemort from reading his mind (only Dumbledore could do this)
>took on three Hogwarts professors at once
>was able to fly without a broom (The only other known wizard that was is able to do this is Voldemort)
>got hired to teach potions at age 21
hes 3rd behind Voldemort and Dumbledore in terms of the most powerful wizard.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf would beat the shit out of all of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf tongue my anus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >made a sword hot
      >made fireworks
      >talked to a moth
      wow it's nothing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, he also made a lightbulb twice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he would only have to give them a frown to break them all.

      Snape would have have fought Voldy to the death for Lilly correct?

      so, let me get this straight, you've never considered the lengths a man of culture would go to, should his waifu be threatened by the dark lord?
      that's the kind of shit that would get you an x rating for violence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf is the most overrated fictional character ever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what?? how?
        surely there's like 5000 anime characters more overrated than him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ????
        how?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Saruman... that... is not a le staff
          >I am le Saruman as he should have been
          >Casually survives a bonfire to the face
          Reddit the wizard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a literal angel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          somehow i don't think 98% of people who watched the movies and played the PS2 games know this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would they when the games and movies spend absolutely time explaining the mythology or metaphysics of Arda?

            The obvious Jesus parallel is enough.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          An angel under a heretical mythology perhaps. Jesus Christ canonically solos the entire cast of both properties. Christ is love. Christ is king.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have you considered that the way you are is uncomfortable and distasteful to other people?
            have you considered that you don't have to be that way?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who is stronger?
            >Our lord and savior Jesus Christ
            or
            >A catholic priest who likes little boys

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. The boys being diddled is part of the plan. They’re clearly agents of wrath.

              have you considered that the way you are is uncomfortable and distasteful to other people?
              have you considered that you don't have to be that way?

              Have you considered how long a period of time eternity is, and how intense an experience agony is?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Uhhh no you see god actually wants the kids to be diddled he's not completely powerless

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Predestining certain children to be diddled no matter how much you or anyone protest shows ultimate power in my book.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Predestining certain children to be diddled no matter how much you or anyone protest shows ultimate power in my book.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wouldn’t do shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf would listen to them
      And that's what nobody did

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ONLY thing I remember Gandalf doing is create a bright light and fall down a hole. What else did he do that warrants this confidence?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >took on three Hogwarts professors at once
    what a complete gay

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still gets passed around by the marauders and death eaters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude why did no one like Snape even his parents didn’t like him. Lily was literally the ONLY person who liked him. Kinda feel bad for him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only friend is a girl
        >get along well with her because of the sexual tension though it is never really that strong
        >eventually ruin it when she starts hanging out with other guys
        Snape is literally me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          was your friend also a hot redhead who was impregnated by your arch enemy?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A hot brunette in my case, and theyre just married, no babies to hate/secretly protect yet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unlike you Rowling confirmed Lilly was into Snape but he kept power leveling her

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Qrd?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Rowling made some weird comments about how Lil would have ended up with Snape had he not been racist, which is moronic and bluepilled.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought they made it clear she only thought as him as a friend even before his death eater phase.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was the vibe I got from the books as well. Snape also didn't seem to mind all that much. He was just lonely.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lily was literally the ONLY person who liked him
        well he shouldn't have fricked up the one good relationship he had

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The relationship was never going to last even if he didn’t call her a mudblood on accident. Snape started hanging out with future death eaters and was openly practicing dark magic + Lily was starting to get on good terms with the mauraders once they stopped acting like buttholes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >was openly practicing dark magic
            No he was creating spells. That's super high level shit. If Voldy showed up to kill Snape and Lily's child he would have had to fight much harder since Snape was almost his equal whereas James just got oneshotted like the fricking scrub he was.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In the books Lily asks him if he’s been practicing dark magic again. This implies that he’s been known to do it. At least too her.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                JKR never really explains why "dark magic" is actually inherently bad. The whole dichotomy is pointless as a result.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dark Magic is literally just stuff that can do harm with no positive uses. It's the difference between a regular make fire spell, where you can light a fireplace or burn someone alive, or fiendfyre, which creates living unextinguishable fire that destroys everything.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fiendfyre, which creates living unextinguishable fire that destroys everything.
                Except fiendfyre is what destroyed one of Voldemort's horcruxes. So it's not useless or purely negative. She just has issues with masculinity in general.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >which creates living unextinguishable fire that destroys everything.
                Didn’t one of dracos henchmen kill himself doing this lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and it apparently rendered the Room of Requirement unusable too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shame. Such a nice room especially for when the plot needed it too exist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've spent the entire thread not knowing the difference between to and too. We're supposed to believe you read books, such as they are, and not scouring wikis and fanfic?

                lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shame. Such a nice room especially for when the plot needed it too exist.

                The Room of Hidden Things is only one form that the Room of Requirement can take. The other versions of it woulds still be fine.
                And even that version might be alright. There's a scene in the Harry Potter gacha that takes place there after, though it might be different.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the Harry Potter gacha
                what

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >which creates living unextinguishable fire that destroys everything.

                The frick? Wizards can cast amaterasu?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Amaterasu is a pissy little fire that focuses on what one eye is looking at, Fiendfyre was massive in scale even when cast by one of Malfoy's moron goon friends.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever, naruto would oneshot voldemort

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Snape would have have fought Voldy to the death for Lilly correct?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Snape would have have fought Voldy to the death for Lilly correct?

                >was openly practicing dark magic
                No he was creating spells. That's super high level shit. If Voldy showed up to kill Snape and Lily's child he would have had to fight much harder since Snape was almost his equal whereas James just got oneshotted like the fricking scrub he was.

                Too bad Snape didn't time his arrival to after James death but got there before Voldy got Lilly. He could have snabbed Voldy in the back and gotten with Lilly afterwards.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Snape unlocking the good ending

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In the books James got oneshotted because he trusted his friends to secret keep, he didn't even have his wand on him when Voldemort burst into the house. Not much you can do against Avada Kedavra anyway besides dodging it or reflecting it. While I think Snape would have been far less trusting and therefore better prepared, he was never Voldemort's equal at dark magic and would have likely still been defeated.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                james didnt have his wand when voldy shows up.
                not sure thats a good excuse, but also they were pretty sure they were protected by the Fidelius charm

                Wizards don't need wands to perform magic and there are ways for them to summon wands to them if they lose them. Shit, even Harry does it once when he accidentally lets go of his wand in the third book. James was just a moronic chad jock who didn't give a shit about magic and died as a result. Snape would have been able to protect Lily.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >even Harry does it once when he accidentally lets go of his wand in the third book

                I've read the books a lot and dont recall this, qrd?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dementors in little whinging is the 5th book, and he didnt summon the wand, he turned on the flashlight without it being in his hand

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So basically the point is that James just sucked at magic because he was too focused on sports and impregnating his highschool gf.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess this is why Snape despised Harry's father, since Snape could have easily taken Voldemort on when he was 21 whereas James got merc'd instantly

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Wizards don't need wands to perform magic
                This is true, but all of the instances wandless magic in the books it requires a lot of concentration and/or extreme emotional upheaval on it part of the user. There's nothing to suggest you would have the time to summon it and react quickly enough to avoid the killing curse right after Voldemort bursts in. In the 3rd book case also the wand was like a foot from his hand.
                That said I don't find it too hard to believe that a skilled wizard might have an easier time of it, but I'm still not sure even they would have enough time to react. Even Voldemort thinks James is fricked without his wand, and by all accounts he respected James as a wizard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There's nothing to suggest you would have the time to summon it and react quickly enough to avoid the killing curse right after Voldemort bursts in.
                Dumbledore in the 5th book effortlessly blocks the killing curse by using inanimate objects to absorb the blow. It's not that hard, though for a brainlet like James it definitely would be beyond his skill level.
                >Even Voldemort thinks James is fricked without his wand, and by all accounts he respected James as a wizard.
                Wut? James was weak as hell.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dumbledore in the 5th book effortlessly blocks the killing curse by using inanimate objects to absorb the blow
                Yes but he had his wand. That said yeah James was no where near Dumbledore level.
                >James was weak as hell
                The reason Voldemort approached the Potters and not the Longbottoms was in large part because he thought they were the more formidable pair, this depite the Longbottoms being excellent aurors who had evaded him and captured many death eaters. Of course, there's also the fact that Harry and Tom himself had similar backgrounds vs. the Longbottoms. I'm not sure how conscious Tom was of that distinction though, considering his personality.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dumbledore makes it clear voldy chose harry because he was a half blood

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The reason Voldemort approached the Potters and not the Longbottoms was in large part because he thought they were the more formidable pair
                Nah it's because Voldemort has a weird complex about half bloods and so chose the half blood couple over the pure blood one.

                Like I tried to say, given Voldemort's, shall we say, blindness to such, I'm not sure how conscious he himself was of that. In any case, I think he saw James and Lily as formidable enough to at least be comparable to a couple of highly skilled aurors, and they did get away from him 3 previous times, although I'm sure there was no small amount of luck involved. That said, James and Lily probably battled some of the more skilled death eaters, and escaped with their lives. James was pretty naturally gifted, since we see he's quite good at potions in the potions OWL. He was also smart enough to turn himself into an unregistered animagus before coming of age, and even if he had help that is apparently quite difficult to do.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The reason Voldemort approached the Potters and not the Longbottoms was in large part because he thought they were the more formidable pair
                Nah it's because Voldemort has a weird complex about half bloods and so chose the half blood couple over the pure blood one.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              james didnt have his wand when voldy shows up.
              not sure thats a good excuse, but also they were pretty sure they were protected by the Fidelius charm

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He got one shot by Voldemort. He wasn't equal at all lol.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All that shit about being a marauder and a phoenix order founder just to get swatted inmediately lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it's important to remember that he was 21 when he died. He was barely an adult. Lily would have eventually divorced him once he lost that highschool athlete body and aura.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah man, he was loaded.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lily divorces James and gets half of his gold
                >runs off with the superior wizard ( and her childhood friend) Snape
                Makes much more sense.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>runs off with the superior wizard ( and her childhood friend) Snape
                she never liked Snape that way and would've never forgiven him for becoming a Death Eater

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >she never liked Snape that way
                She might once James got fat and lame at 25 while Snape rose up the ranks of Wizard society (given that he was nearly Dumbledore tier.)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >while Snape rose up the ranks of Wizard society
                AHAHHAHAH

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dump the rich, handsome, charismatic father of your 5 children
                >shack up with an ugly, misanthropic, racist schoolteacher
                Seems like an incel fantasy to me...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lily would have eventually divorced him once he lost that highschool athlete body and aura.
                You forget he's also rich. She's gonna keep that shit locked down.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So? Harry killed a fricking basilisk at 12, defeated a horde of dementors at 13, won the triwizard tournament at 14, fought and survived voldemort like 3 times by 17 and eventually defeated him, James was just a pussy who couldnt do shit in a real fight

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Harry killed a fricking basilisk at 12,
                With Dumbledore's help
                >defeated a horde of dementors at 13,
                With Dumbledore and Lupin's help
                >won the triwizard tournament at 14
                With fricking Barty Crouch's help
                He is not a strong magic user at all.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah....the patronus in 3 is a legitimate feat

                it is uniquely his, as a function of the dementor's special curiousity in him
                they're attracted to the pain of his tragedy
                the contrast of his tragedy with joy is what makes his patronus exceptional

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Without the time turner he would have never been able to conjure it. He is not a strong person. He is just lucky. That's a persistent theme throughout the series.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a mixture of luck, goodness like his mother, and uncommon courage and wits under pressure, although irl I don't think the courage is that uncommon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He is not a strong person
                he could literally break the Imperius curse casted by Voldemort himself. He was mentally very strong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why does everyone IRL hate James? Even Harry questioned him bulling Snape until Sirius had to convince him otherwise

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sirius had to convince him otherwise
                He really didn't. It is heavily implied that Snape became so proficient at so called "dark magic" because he had to routinely fight 4 boys on his own without any help since he was a friendless incel.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What even is dark magic? like, besides the 3 curses and the horcruxes, what does it entail?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there are no rules, its a soft magic system
                its whatever bullshit is convenient

                Without the time turner he would have never been able to conjure it. He is not a strong person. He is just lucky. That's a persistent theme throughout the series.

                the frick are you talking about luck?
                hes LITERALLY A PROPHESIED CHOSEN ONE

                >even the idea of casting or saying spells is fricking moronic an unnecessary
                they literally teach kids to use nonverbal spells

                in african magic school they dont even use wands
                the entirety of the magic system is nonsense
                which is fine, it doesn't have to be coherent, but its dumb that people keep pretending it is

                things work the way they do, because its a story, and whatever is narratively romantically important happens
                and things disappear and are forgotten when convenient
                like artificial luck potions and time travel medalions

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sirius had to convince him otherwise
                Sirius basically tells him “boys will be boys” and it was justified in the end since Snape became a death eater and James became a respected member of the order of the Phoenix (which actually kinda makes sense).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's weird because James dies the moment he is confronted with an actually powerful wizard instead of a bullied incel. Really makes you think.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >James was just a pussy who couldn't do shit in a real fight
                Reminds me of somebody else...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Snape and Lily's child
              Incorrect you have to have sex to have a child and there's no evidence in the books, movies or interviews that show Snape is capable of such an act.

              also voldemort could just use an above average sized snake. which is snapes weakness

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >be a bully
              >lose almost immediately in a real fight
              James really was pathetic wasn't he.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s funny cause shit like this happens every day in high school friend groups

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Snape hated himself, why should anyone like him? He’s like an aged incel sad genius that on some level intentionally chose to live a pathetic life where he isn’t the main character of his own story.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I worked with someone like snape. Dude worked two dead end factory jobs because some fat pig broke his heart.
          Before her he was an aeronautical engineer making big bucks. Dude just let himself go and let his teeth rot. He was a horrible prick if you tried to talk to him but would be helpful sometimes while still being rude.
          He got killed by a forklift.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Grim

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think the worst part is he was still simping over her and buying her stuff.
              All the rest of his money went to helping his Mom.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just when I thought it couldn’t be any more over

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What I know of his life is pretty sad and strange and I think anons would call me a liar.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                would call me a liar if I posted it all*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you still should, just on the off chance a lesson can be gleaned

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dude just let himself go and let his teeth rot
            Sounds like the average married man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're hitting too close to home senpai

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Usually Incels always have an excuse for why the act like and incel but Snape genuinely had no one. Imagine if Lily didn’t exist. He probably would have killed himself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah this is why snap is kind of a sympathetic character. He is just lonely and quickly realizes that he can gain attention by becoming powerful through his studies, yet he never has any true friends except Lily.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >get your friends husband and infant child killed so you can have a shot with them
            People who think Snape is sympathetic are legitimately brain damaged. He should be in prison.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Rowling never confirmed that Snape wanted to frick Lily.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He didn't ask for them to be killed.
              He just asked that Lily be spared.

              Harry was targeted for the prophecy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh sorry let me correct myself
                >Feeds information to a mass murderer for absolutely no reason and then tries to take advantage when he learns that the innocent family he's doomed includes a chick he wants to bone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Peter Pettigrew gave Voldemort the location of the Potters under duress.
                Snape obviously didn't know.

                Try again man.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why did Voldemort go after the potters again? Because Snape told him.

                Snape apparently isn't an idiot, so he could easily surmise that the Potter's were an obvious target for the prophecy and the dark lord.

                If he didn't expect them to be killed, then why ask for Lily to be spared?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why did Voldemort go after the potters again? Because Snape told him.
                Snape told him about the prophecy, not who to target. Once he realized that Voldemort would go after the Potters, he begged him to spare Lily and only Lily. Surprisingly Voldemort did try to get Lily out of the way before he tried to kill Harry.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Surprisingly Voldemort did try to get Lily out of the way before he tried to kill Harry.
                if only he really commited to that he could have won

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's weird how a man who doesn't feel love because his mother "raped" his father somehow still wants to respect the wishes of his subordinate. Honestly it felt kind of OOC.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's cool, gives him some personality. besides he killed her anyway

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess. He more or less just went through the motions. He said "get out of my way" and when she didn't he blasted her. Still it's nice that he cared enough about Snape to even give her the chance.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why did Voldemort go after the potters again? Because Snape told him.
                Lily was not pregnant yet at the time when Snape gave Voldemort the prophecy.
                >Snape apparently isn't an idiot, so he could easily surmise that the Potter's were an obvious target for the prophecy and the dark lord.
                He did.
                >If he didn't expect them to be killed, then why ask for Lily to be spared?
                He did expect them to be killed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lots of people in this world that are like Snape. Wonder how they are doing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s supposed to be the prodigal champion archetype. Sort of a lesser Anakin Skywalker or something along those lines. In an alternate universe Snape would be even greater than Voldemort, but all his baggage and trauma ends up limiting him and yet even with those limits he’s still powerful.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For what’s it’s worth JK actually knows how to write good characters when she’s not self inserting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the books he’s described as smelly, ugly and poor.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He just like me fr

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what? Like if you're so powerful, change the world to suit your desires

        >NOBODY LIKES ME
        >IM GONNA BE A b***h BOY KEK TO SOME gay WIZARD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
        He's more like a buck broken dog than an incel

        There were hundreds of dark wizards that did more to shape wizardry society with 1/10 the skill that snape has
        He's a loser not because he's an incel, he's a loser because he's a slave to dumbledick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Snape helped save the word from wizard hitler I think that’s enough

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mundungus fletcher helped save the wizarding world. He's still a worthless piece of shit though.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Snape was a double agent for almost 2 decades tho

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sell your soul to Voldemort
                >He kills the only person who ever liked you
                >Sell your soul to dumbledore to escape consequences
                >he basically keeps you as a pet for 18 years
                >voldemort returns
                >kill dumbledore who is already dying
                >run a school for two years
                >die
                Not exactly james bond stuff.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              mundungus fletcher is based as frick he was a petty criminal that fought for the wizard CIA.

              Also Dumbledore admitted that he would know what to do without Snape.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Also Dumbledore admitted that he would know what to do without Snape.
                Meant to say he didn’t know what to do with our Snape.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you fricked up again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Forgotten in 2 weeks
            >Never written or talked about again while everyone sucks off what a hero dumbledick is
            Yeah awesome life man

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Harry named his kid after him and Snapes portrait hangs in the headmasters room.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey we answered the same thing lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Two great minds think alike.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Theres still his portrait in the headmasters office, and harrys middle child got his middle name after him, thats sometihng

                Yeah thats kinda fricked up.
                Snape is not really a brave or admirable person.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He never did anything to make up for getting Neville's parents tortured till they were insane and decided to bully him for laughs.

                He really was just a piece of shit that only had room in his tiny black heart for Lily.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He really was just a piece of shit that only had room in his tiny black heart for Lily.
                BASED

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Theres still his portrait in the headmasters office, and harrys middle child got his middle name after him, thats sometihng

                >Voldemorts name will be talked about for eons to come as literally Hitler
                >Dumbledick will be forever regarded as the greatest wizard and greatest hero
                >Snape will sit in some dusty room until he's thrown into the cellar with all the other dogshit portraits nobody remembers the name of
                >BUT HEY, I NAMED MY MOST moronic CHILD AFTER YOU, YOU'RE WELCOME BUDDY

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The frick do you want him to have? A big gold trophy celebrating him that's cemented to the floor in the middle of the Hogwarts grounds?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A statue would be nice

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Severus Snape foundation for chronically celibate young men

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >chronically celibate
                I don't know why I found this so funny

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There really is nothing that can be given

                He gave up his talents as potentially one of the greatest potion masters of all time, to die a dog's death forgotten

                Dumbledore burned though his talent and used it for his own ends than discarded him when it was done
                Snape should have stayed loyal to voldemort, simple as.
                It would be the lesser of evils

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah Snape should’ve sectumsepra’d himself in the bathtub while watching pensieve memories of Lilly’s wedding.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sirius secretly took wizard photos of Lily's wedding night and sent them to Snape
                This is my headcanon and I will not reconsider

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I reckon he went one further and bottled the memories. We know wizards can watch each other’s memories. He would have gone so far to permanently tear them from himself, just so snape could be forced to use his tears as lube before finally making the most important cut for wizardkind.

                Hell, he’s the best man. But even the groom would approve of him taking that action. Probably wrapped the memory phial in a photo of the kiss though.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Theres still his portrait in the headmasters office, and harrys middle child got his middle name after him, thats sometihng

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When poor unhappy people have kids they tend to take it out in the children

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m gonna be absolutely fricking merciless to mine.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>made his own spells and potions at 15
    I feel like this doesn’t get talked about enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also he was able to cook up better recipes than the ones on the fricking books, Harry was a frick up at potions all his life and inmediately became top of the class when he picked up his book

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean he also actually had a competent teacher who wasn't actively sabotaging him for the first time, so it could be that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He followed snapes note verbatim and became better than every other classmate that was also being teached by the same teacher, even hermione, its pretty clear it was the book

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Harry was a frick up at potions
        he wasn't that bad, he got an E after all

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snapes was an incel

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hes 3rd behind Voldemort and Dumbledore in terms of the most powerful wizard.
    This has been the general consensus for years, yes.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>was able to block voldemort from reading his mind (only Dumbledore could do this)
    Wouldn't it have made Voldemort more suspicious of him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the books Voldemort crossed him “extensively” and he was unable to find anything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it makes sense since Voldemort was a moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not about blocking, it's about hiding

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lost to a fricking snake

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got hired to teach potions at age 21
    This is like a grad student getting hired for a full time teaching position at Harvard or something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is like a grad student getting hired for a full time teaching position at Harvard or something.
      It was part of the package of him becoming a spy before the fall of Voldemort.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Similar things have happened irl.

      >voldy was a Slytherin
      >merlin was a Slytherin
      >snape was a Slytherin
      hmmmmmm

      Merlin went to Hogwarts and was in Slytherin?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >harrys best class in 6th year is potions because he follows snapes notes
    >hermione gets increasingly exasperated as she follows the "official instructions" and gets inferior results

    good shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hermione gets increasingly exasperated as she follows the "official instructions" and gets inferior results
      This was funny and should have been included in the movie but the hermionegay writer refused to add it to the script because it was "out of character."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is in the movie though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the books she is super obsessed with Harry's sudden interest and success in potions class. It's quite clear that she is a bit jealous. This doesn't come through in the movie because Hermione is perfect and can do no wrong.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In the movies she begs Harry to throw away the book. As if the book is doing anything wrong. What a cheat. Book Hermonie is wayyy more of a gay then her movie counterpart.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're forgetting that at the time they thought the book was Voldy's from back in the day, not Snape's. That's why she said get rid of it. Last time they found one of his books, it possessed Ron's sister and woke up a big snake.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was just cope from Hermione though. An excuse to get rid of the book. She didn't really believe that and was still seething over the book after she tried spells on it, and admitted it seemed like an ordinary spell book..

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was just cope from Hermione though. An excuse to get rid of the book. She didn't really believe that and was still seething over the book after she tried spells on it, and admitted it seemed like an ordinary spell book..

                she thought it was made by a woman because prince can also be a female name

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This too ^.
                She was seething because Harry and Ron assumed it was a boys spell book and not a girls.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ironic because the surname "Prince" was his mother's surname.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s how he named himself. He was a half blood and his moms last name was Price. Really edgy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                iirc that's what made hermione think that, she looked up a hogwarts student named prince and it turned out she was actually snape's mother but I might be wrong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >At age fifteen, Eileen was skinny and unattractive, looking simultaneously cross and sullen. She had heavy brows and a long, pallid face. By 1971, not much had changed: Eileen was thin, hunched, sour-faced and sallow
                Those genes are cursed.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait is this from the books? Why does JKR associate being ugly with being evil?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes chapter 25 of half blood prince. And snapes chapter in the last book.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she's not evil though she was abused by her husband

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not gonna fact check this but I'll bet she expresses concern about the book at least twice in the movie, possibly even a third "I told you so". Obviously they have a limited amount of screen time but I feel like they got the point about her reservations over the Half Blood Prince book across fine in the movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't he release his own book? such a spiteful homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. He’s a spiteful homosexual. That’s an essential part of his character. He really wants to teach defense against the dark arts, so he’s content intentionally teaching potions badly just so he can growl at students.
        Then when he subs for Lupin he makes all the students read about werewolves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Your math book say that 2+2=5
      Why would you command a book like this for your school ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same school where they hired a literal scam artist to be the teacher of the most crucial subject while being aware that he isn't going to teach anyone anything and that they are wasting everyone's time.
        It's all about Harry's bussy or some shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought no one would take the job since they thought it was cursed
          >quirell took it cause Voldemort
          >Lockhart took it cause he was wanted to boast his legacy
          >Lupin took it because he was poor and was promised a infinite supply of wolfesbane potion
          >moody took it because Dumbledore asked him too
          >umbrige was put in by the ministry
          >Snape then the death eaters

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, to me it seems most of these people were fricked in the head way before they took the job, so I don't think it's relevant to the "curse"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the job was cursed
              That was a candidate for the most moronic shit in the series. Even with Voldemort dead he's magically influencing the future so nobody holds the job more than a year.

              Read the books. Tom Riddle jixed it after Dippit told him he he couldn’t have the job because he was 18 years old. Of course Toms ego was hurt by this so he jinxed it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And? The curse compelled Dumbledore to hire morons, hacks and werewolves as part of the curse? Maybe one example of someone normal not being able to hold it more than a year would have illustrated it better than a streak of teachers that are almost set up to fail via plot. What everyone before towel head was a pedophile or something?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Once the curse becomes myth, competent people would avoid the position.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the job was cursed
            That was a candidate for the most moronic shit in the series. Even with Voldemort dead he's magically influencing the future so nobody holds the job more than a year.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No......it was cursed before Voldemort ever existed.

              Likely a part or accessory of Salazar Slytherin's curse/prophecy of the Chamber of Secrets, since he taught Dark Arts.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not true.

                dumbledore says that he hasnt been able to keep a dark arts teacher longer than a year since he turned voldy down for the job, when he came back to hide the tiara

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was never implied that it was a real actual curse, it's just a rumor

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No......it was cursed before Voldemort ever existed.

                Likely a part or accessory of Salazar Slytherin's curse/prophecy of the Chamber of Secrets, since he taught Dark Arts.

                [...]
                Read the books. Tom Riddle jixed it after Dippit told him he he couldn’t have the job because he was 18 years old. Of course Toms ego was hurt by this so he jinxed it.

                I always assumed it was related to the diadem horcrux

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but like he wasnt cool and was ugly so frick him lol

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >voldy was a Slytherin
    >merlin was a Slytherin
    >snape was a Slytherin
    hmmmmmm

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok pottergays give me the best fanfiction where harry walks the left handed path of the snake

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't what kind of reverse reality wizardry JK Howling did, but the funny thing is that EVERY SINGLE female Harry potter fan says her favorite character is Snape.

    And one of the most despised characters in the franchise is the ultra chad Harry Potter's dad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EVERY SINGLE female Harry potter fan says her favorite character is Snape.
      Don’t let females fool you. They will always choose a James over a Snape.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EVERY SINGLE female Harry potter fan says her favorite character is Snape.
      not true, maybe for a small section of the millennial readers Snape is #1 but zoomers seem to like Marauders more and Regulus seems to be a fan-favourite these days

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Marauders
        Zoomer here, Literally just Lupin and Sirius. Regulus as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol where do you get this bullshit from?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude just open Tumblr

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tumblr
          Draco Malfoy is far more popular than Snape on that site

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it probably depends on the age. mommies like Snape. The young girls liked Malfoy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's the exact opposite, mommies like Malfoy young girls like Snape

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's not even remotely true lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just need to look up all the commissioned porn of them to see it's exactly that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This used to be the case but now most readers hate him because he is basically an modern day incel but magical

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ing is that EVERY SINGLE female Harry potter fan says her favorite character is Snape.
      Yeah, they say that because every woman wants a simp orbiting them and jumping in front of a gun without them asking to. Doesn't mean they'd jump Alan Rickman's zombie bones over it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve dated like five Harry Potter superfans and not a single one liked Snape. I also just asked my wife if she likes Snape and she snorted in contempt. Actual female favorite (male) characters
      >Sirius Black
      >Fred and George Weasley
      >Hagrid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no Lupin
        Pleb taste. Also Sirius was a manchild

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In Sirius’ defense he was locked up in Azkaban at age 20 so his high school years were all he had

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s why I only respect Lupin.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lupin going crazy because he recognizes that his relationship with tonks has made her an outcast, even her own family doesnt like their relationship
            >harry tells him to suck it up and be with his child - they both know what being abandoned feels like

            KINOOOOOO

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lupin was beta as frick so I'm glad Harry told him to man up. Also I think women don't like his character because he married a woman who was like 15 years younger than him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >married a woman who was like 15 years younger than him.
                They were both of age I don’t see the issue. Not like Tonks was 17 or something she was a fricking Auour.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is a 13 year age gap between them. That's creepy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sirius was a manchild
          and gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure he was into women, he just never fell in love and/or settled down.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lupin
          >poor
          >flaky
          >self loathing
          What is there to like?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            His movie countermarried a woman who was like 15 years younger than him.part does him justice + he was the only maurader that didn’t act like an ass all the time.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he was the only maurader that didn’t act like an ass all the time.
              he was the only one with an iq > 100
              sirius was an inbred moron ngl

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lupin was also the only one who actually acted like a father figure to Harry, despite not being his actual godfather.
                >taught him his signature spell
                >protected him from Snape
                >stopped him for killing himself by running into the veil

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pretended he didn't know harry's parents
                >doesn't tell anybody that sirius black is an animagus when they think harry is being hunted by him
                >has to be convinced to teach harry the patronus even though its his job

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He has no part in Harry's life and doesn't know he's lacking a father figure until he meets him.
                Potentially a plothole, but he's also already heavily discriminated against, and might be punished for knowingly withholding info from the animagus registry.
                Patronus is an "advanced spell" whatever that means, and Harry's a 3rd year.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they made the marauder map and learned to transform into animals on their own. they're pretty smart maybe except for pettigrew

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking of pettigrew why did they allow him in the marauder’s when in the books they make it clear he was dead weight and the only think he was useful for was being small enough to get into the shrieking shack.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's a mascot.
                Every cohesive group has a fool.
                The guy that gets too drunk.
                The guy that falls in the pool.
                The guy who embarrasses himself in front of women, so you can swoop in and get laid by contrast.

                A foil.

                Also he was a gryffindor so while being inept, they probably defended him out house allegiance.
                He was probably around them, sleeping in the same dorm, eating at the same table enough that his presence was expected.
                Even if he didnt characteristically match their competence or bravery.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                literally me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Becoming an animagus is like 95% luck. Seriously look into the "lore." It's absurd.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                natural talent will always trump learned repetition, it's one of hp's more blatant themes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yet Snape could solo all four of them with ease, thus why they hated him and never dueled openly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yet Snape could solo all four of th-ACK

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He had just taken his NEWTs (or OWLs, can't remember which) so he wasn't ready to go all out. The reason why the marauders hated him so much was because he continuously humiliated them. It's also why they stuck together.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pretty sure he wouldn't have gone crawling to kiss voldemorts feet if he was some kind of magical prodigy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is a magical prodigy, just not dumbledore or voldy level. Also he has emotional/personality issues which cause him to gravitate towards strong male leaders.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I bet he was gravitating towards strong males

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He wasn’t a magical prodigy (Voldemort and Dumbledore are) he was just a really powerful wizard who spent all his time trying to learn more because no one else wanted to hang around him expect Lily so he put his head into the books to compensate.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can definitely see why the incels on this site project onto him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He had just taken his NEWTs (or OWLs, can't remember which) so he wasn't ready to go all out
                what a weird cope. did he run out of mana?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't he die to a regular snake when James' sprog soloed the fricking world serpent at age 12?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >James' sprog soloed the fricking world serpent at age 12?
                Harry basically died if you recall. He had to be revived by a phoenix. Harry is not a powerful wizard. He's just lucky.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Snape age 12
                >Inspecting the inside of toilet bowls
                >Snape at age 30
                >Oh no a snake. *dies*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Harry is not a powerful wizard.
                he is.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tonks gets knocked up by a pennyless werewolf during a war. She's not exactly the gold standard for making great life choices.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because she was in love with him?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                because she wanted to piss off her parents

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This, though I guess it would be her grandparents, since her parents were already blood traitors. Also I don't understand the hate for werewolves in the HP world. It's not their fault that they have the affliction.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her mom was disowned from house of black for marrying a muggle born (tonks’ father)

                Teenage rebellion usually isn't about ideology.

                Tonk's mum knows Lupin is a frickup and tells her such. Tonks does what every teenager does and says "nuh uh I know better, I can fix him!" and chases after him even though he's emotionally damaged and there's a freaking blood war going on.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick this shit is why I don't ever want a daughter .

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >freaking blood war going on.
                this is worst part. Literall wizard ww2 going on and you are having a child while fighting terroists.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was so fricking stupid how they both fought in the final battle. Very out of character behavior on the part of Lupin.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tonks had given birth to teddy a couple weeks before the battle of hogwarts

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If harry's parents really loved him they would have just moved.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                or would have been at a seperate location known ONLY to them and dumbledore, with red herrings to catch the leak at different locations.
                like people think they're in england, when theyre off in florida or someshit in america or canada surrounded by vetted goons ready to slap shit who were port keyed there.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Teenage rebellion usually isn't about ideology.

                Tonk's mum knows Lupin is a frickup and tells her such. Tonks does what every teenager does and says "nuh uh I know better, I can fix him!" and chases after him even though he's emotionally damaged and there's a freaking blood war going on.

                because she wanted to piss off her parents

                It's because she loved him. Her parents aren't even that mad, just concerned for their daughter. I don't think it's too dissimilar to Mrs. Weasley coming around on Fleur.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her mom was disowned from house of black for marrying a muggle born (tonks’ father)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wtf I meant to say his movie counterpart did him justice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When I was 17 my girlfriend bawled her eyes out after reading that Sirius died. It actually gave me a lot of insight into what some chicks are into.
          >strong/capable
          >sincere/sweet
          >in need of help
          Sirius being a manchild is something that a girl just thinks she can help him through.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Book Snape is more of a standard seething loser. Rickman interpreted him as a little bit more charismatic in the films, like a washed up rock star or something.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but
    >was written by a woman
    That deny everything.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >took on three Hogwarts professors at once
    lmao

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all this incel seethe at James
    Love it. Yeah he wasn't that powerful (since he needed three other guys to even take Snape on) but he still got to implant his seed in Lily's firecrotch in the end.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h mogs Snape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love her and Maggie Smith is kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Snape chooses to let her live.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hes 3rd behind Voldemort and Dumbledore in terms of the most powerful wizard

    Shouldn't the third be Dumbledore's brother?

    I hate that HP's fandom is full of women and gays. I wish we had detailed powerlevel charts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Harry should be low tier. The only high level spell he knows is Expecto Patronum.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Expecto Patronum
          It was so gay how they spent all of the third book hyping up the spell as insanely difficult to execute and then two books later they're casually teaching it to first-years.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Respect Nigel and Colin Creevey

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dumbledores army? not sure there are many first years in it. and they were just casting the spell without dementors around, pretty much everyone managed to do it.

            but the spell is difficult to do the entire series. when they invade the ministry harry needs a couple of tries and hermione needs even a few more

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is Harry in 4 different categories?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nagini is just a big snake now way she is that high

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually she is a qt asian girl who is genetically cursed to transform permanently into a snake .

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isnt hagrid a bad wizard? I tought he was just knowledgeable about magical creatures and stuff

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is very difficult to actually subdue or even kill him due to his half breed status. Umbridge tries to take him in with like 5 aurors and their stunning spells just bounce off of his skin.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's the most powerful of all because of his giant blood. Yes, there was a reason dumbledore kept him around

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbledore and Grindelwald are both stronger than Voldemort.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rowling retconned that because she didn't want to associate being a pure blood with power. According to her Voldemort was stronger than Grindelwald, which makes no sense.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >which makes no sense
            Why doesn't it?
            Dumbledore beat them both.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Grindelwald
          I thought the books made it clear that Voldemort was more powerful than him. Even when Grindelwald was in his prime.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I thought the books made it clear that Voldemort was more powerful than him.
            No they don't. Dumbledore defeated Grindlewald in an epic duel in the midst of WW2 after Grindlewald took over vast swathes of Europe. Meanwhile Voldy barely succeeded in taking over the UK after Dumbledore killed himself.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Meanwhile Voldy barely succeeded in taking over the UK
              Barely took over a high school as well. I haven’t watched the Grindelwald arch though.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Grindlewald was on some demon shit and he was actually correct. Even Dumbledore agreed with him at one point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Vergil (from the Devil May Cry series)?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >15 kb png

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rowling isn't clear about a lot of it.
      Dumbledore needs Snape's help with dark magic, but Snape didn't know about the Horcruxes or recognize them.
      Hagrid is almost a moron, but somehow fixed his broken wand and is able to still use it.
      They might explain it more in potterverse or whatever, but just going by the books a lot of it is inconsistent or doesn't make sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hagrid is almost a moron, but somehow fixed his broken wand and is able to still use it.
        Magical creatures have an innate ability to utilize magic even without wands. Since Hagrid is half giant he can still use his broken ass wand (though it doesn't function all that well.)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're giving way more thought to this than the original author did

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Magical creatures have an innate ability to utilize magic even without wands. Since Hagrid is half giant he can still use his broken ass wand
          This is true, but it's also true that Wizards jealously protect Wandlore from magical creatures, who seethe about it.
          Goblins seethe about not having wands but make magical shit Wizards can't.
          African wizards don't need wands, and European wizards do because it's a crutch for them.
          The wand lore is inconsistent at best.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hagrid is almost a moron, but somehow fixed his broken wand and is able to still use it.
        I was under the impression that Dumbledore helped him fix it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You could be right since Dumbledore had the Elder Wand, but I cannot remember if Harry fixed his wand with that in the book or the movie.
          All the wand lore stuff and wand loyalty makes my eyes roll though. She just pulled a lot of that shit out of her ass in the final book.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aberforth was never a very strong wizard, but he was probably the best at "charming goats".

      Rowling isn't clear about a lot of it.
      Dumbledore needs Snape's help with dark magic, but Snape didn't know about the Horcruxes or recognize them.
      Hagrid is almost a moron, but somehow fixed his broken wand and is able to still use it.
      They might explain it more in potterverse or whatever, but just going by the books a lot of it is inconsistent or doesn't make sense.

      I assumed Dumbledore made the umbrella for Hagrid when he got Hagrid to be groundskeeper.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rowling is just a shitty writer when it comes to world building.
    Most of that era Hogwarts alumni were amazing wizard that invented new spells and did all sorts of amazing thing to the wizard world but back during Harry era everybody is like today's zoomers, never really achieved anything and have the bar set so low for them that they are considered amazing just by not failing massively

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that just reflecting reality then?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >iphone wb rat homosexual samegayging again
    I can't wait for the new system in july

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new system in july
      the frick you're talking about?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://alogs.space/cow/res/21575.html

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep in mind this homosexual has also been necro bumping his other shit thread for over a day now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Medication.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women hate incels so much? What did we do to them?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine removing her robes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster wouldn't think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick wiener slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

    The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just amazing. Spreading her smooth slender thighs, wiener poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal WUNNY, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

    You lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

    You'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that wiener is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered wunny for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your wiener hardening inside her again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jail.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are no powerlevels because the magic system is designed for little girls and has no real rules or costs
    spellmaking is totally unexplained
    etc
    etc

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did you guys think of Hogwarts Legacy? I liked it a lot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt it super repetitive triple a slop?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >took on three Hogwarts professors at once
    in a Wizarding duel, right?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if I studied in hogwarts I'd spend all my free time in a gooncave in the room of requierement jerking to moving paintings

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did they have sex at hogwarts

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All this but he wasn’t able to have sex.

    Here are some Harry Potter Characters who canonically were able to have sex:

    Hagrid - A borderline moronic, half human monstrosity, towering well above everyone else with his sickening gigantism. Works a menial job from his shack on the grounds of the school he was expelled from at age thirteen. Isn’t even allowed to carry a wand. The second he found a female with his sad genetic backstory she opened her legs for him.

    Voldemort - Evil man fixated on child murder. Intentionally disfigured himself with dark magic until he looks more like a snake than a man. Absolutely incapable of love due to a curse placed on him due to his conception via magically induced rape. You may not like it, but it’s absolutely cannon he shagged Bellatrix.

    Arthur Weasley - In a world with infinite resources and the ability to transform them into other resources, he is somehow poor, due to his obsession with the mundane. Despite his obsession with non magical technology, he doesn’t understand it in the slightest and goes into dizzy fits when encountering something like an escalator or a automated ticketing machine. Was shunted into a low level civil servant job where he couldn’t cause any major political disasters, and yet immediately got to business propagating his substandard genes with wild abandon.

    House elves in general - It’s cannon that these disenfranchised slaves propagate and then enthusiastically line up to be decapitated so their heads can be mounted on the fricking wall.

    Snape could take all these characters (including the entire house elf staff at hogwarts) on in a fight, without his wand, and win.

    But he couldn’t find for himself one measley crumb of puss. If he wanted a pity rimjob, he’d have had to pay for it.

    Pathetic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called oneitis.

      Snape definitely couldve fricked if he wanted.
      Plenty of freaky witches out there obviously.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically if Incels stopped being Incels they would also have sex

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's really no such thing as an incel
          if a man wants pussy bad enough he gets it, all celibacy is completely voluntary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >business propagating his substandard genes with wild abandon.
      The Weasleys literally helped save the wizarding world, Ginny was described as being a 10/10 and all the Weasley kids amounted to something besides Fred who died in the battle of hogwarts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fred who died in the battle of hogwarts.
        It should have been Ron. Would have had the same tragic gutpunch but also validated his character, proving his loyalty after turning on Harry in previous books.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          JK said she almost killed off Ron. I don’t know where or when it would have happened though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. movie-only gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've not seen the last two movies so you'll have to explain what I'm getting wrong...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              there's an ntr section in the 7th book where ron thinks harry fricks hermione because he was wearing a horcrux that was altering his mind like the ring from lotr but he overcame that and destroyed it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Snape could take all these characters (including the entire house elf staff at hogwarts) on in a fight, without his wand, and win
      Source?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I made it up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its pretty dubious. Snape couldn't handle Hagrid's three headed dog. Hagrid himself would clear him easily.

        I don't know where this fannon idea that snape is some kind of powerful wizard came from?

        he's accomplished in potions, but there's nothing that suggests he did any noteworthy fighting in the war or trained himself seriously since then.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its justa guy memeing/trolling, mr.autism

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did dumbledor manage teen pregnancies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gotta be a potion in the pumpkin juice. Or the ever reliable "feetus deeletus"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dumbledore doesn't come across as a pro-abortion person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uhhh dumbledore spends like half his conversations openly advocating death. Presumably because he's old enough to come to terms with mortality. But also because he wants harry to an hero.
          >death is but the next great adventure.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dumbledore reminds me of every young person who ever had their parents/siblings die when they were under 25. It's extremely traumatic and makes them sort of fantasize about dying themselves.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well there's the theory that he represents 'death' in the story of the three brothers.

              Although that level of subtext is probably wayyyyy beyond JKR in reality.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"Ah yes Harry," mused Dumbledore softly, glancing in his direction.
          >"I rather think it’s time you take off your father’s cloak and come sit down now."
          >"Yes professor." Said Harry, bluntly, shocked by the sound of his own voice booming in the quiet room.
          >"Minerva informs me that you and Miss Granger had quite the argument this evening in your common room."
          >Harry went a bright shade of puce, he could feel the inside of his throat, a certain rawness that only comes with screaming at a woman for fifty eight minutes straight
          >"Well, Harry my boy, is it true?”
          >"Yes sir”
          >"Well then, I think it most important you help yourself to a sherbet lemon, and tell me everything." Said Dumbledore, with a roguish wink.
          >So Harry told him about sneaking into the girl’s room and stealing Hermione’s time turner
          >"What did you do with it?"
          >"I went back in time sir, to when she was eleven. See, I always fancied a shag with her, but only when she was in her prime."
          >"Well, naturally my boy." Dumbledore offered, sagely.
          >"I knew when she’d be alone in the girl’s toilet, but I got my vinegars unexpectedly, and I’m worried she’s knocked up. "
          >Suddenly Dumbledore began to laugh, softly at first, but his mirth and merriment increased until he was roaring with laughter and wiping tears from his eyes.
          >"Why Harry, is that all? The turner cannot change the future. No matter how far back you go, you always arrive back at the place you started. And it’ll be a cold day in hell before I let that mudblood b***h carry a bastard to term. Of course I’ll have to modify her memory so she forgets your little escapade, and there’s going to be a loss of time travel privileges for you. But otherwise, all’s well that ends well. Hail Godric."

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"Hail Godric, sir?"
            >"Yes. Now, go on you scamp, stretch your legs out of here. That’s an order!"
            >"Yes sir! Thank you sir!
            >Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled under his half moon glasses as he watched the boy run off, brimming with excitement.
            >"To be young again," he sighed wistfully.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>So Harry told him about sneaking into the girl’s room
            you can't do that because the stairs not allow men into girls' dorms

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I came prepared you absolute frickwit. He had previously stolen Hermione’s hair to pretend to be her back when she was pretty, and kept a bit of the polyjuice potion to do rhis. But pretendingto be her younger self wasn’t enough. So eventually, with his last dose of potion, he stole from her a second time, to betray her a second time.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yea but he was a cuckolded beta so it doesn't matter, the chad potter creamed his crush

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ginger twins and marauders were creating their own spells and magical objects even earlier
    >took on one and run as soon as he saw midge duelist
    >was able to act as simp enough for Voldemort total teach him flight spell
    >got hired as witness protection program to school that hired Lockhart to teach kids magical self-defense
    Also even with your homosexual take, there is still Johhny Druk magic antihitler Hitler.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you ok?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about Grindewald

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but does he even hit legs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Always

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't he get bodied instantly by voldemort?

    Like it isn't even a fight he just dies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of Dumbledore's plan is that Voldemort can never know that they are aware of the existence of his horcruxes. Snape essentially sacrifices his own life to keep the facade going.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But voldemort already knew by the time he killed him right? I meanwasnt that the whole reason he showed up at hogwarts? to retrieve ravenclaws crwon or whatever it was, before harry?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        voldy knows that they are after horcruxes when he finds out what they stole from the lestranges vault, the sword and the cup.

        dumbledore knew that at some point harry would frick and voldy would find out, so he told snape that at some point there would be a time where voldy would fear for his snake, and that at that point he needed to find harry and tell him what was going on. snape finds that at the battle of hogwarts and he sees nagini in a bubble, and he asks to go out and find harry to bring him back, but voldemort has the elder wand and has decided that he must kill snape, because snape is the one that killed dumbledore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres no fricking powerlevels

      its a soft magic system
      there's no cost or skill requirements to anything despite the pretense of it
      even the idea of casting or saying spells is fricking moronic an unnecessary
      wands are just traditional and unnecessary as well

      nobody uses magic for combat in any way other than what could be described as intermural dodgeball

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >even the idea of casting or saying spells is fricking moronic an unnecessary
        they literally teach kids to use nonverbal spells

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you realize he got good at alchemy to make love potions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But he couldn’t learn to love himself. Do I need to make a list of characters in Harry Potter who canonically learned to have a healthy relationship with themselves, or does my previous Severus cuckholdry point stand?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who are you arguing with?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every single poster ITT, until there is unanimous submission to my worldview.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How exactly is he supposed to love himself? He betrayed his only friend twice, by joining the death eaters and getting her killed.

            The only reason he didn't rope was probably because bullying children made him feel powerful.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              At no point did I say he could, or should.

              I called him a cuckhold.

              He SHOULD have roped.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He isn't a cuckold. He and Lily were never romantically or sexually entangled.

                He was just your run of the mill loser.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, point taken. To be a cuck, you needto have fricked.

                So, are we all in agreement Snape was absolute gutter trash who should’ve been hung by his greasy foreskin from the hogwarts battlements until dead?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if Snape washed his wiener. Did he have dick cheese?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There’s no direct cannon answer. But because we know he never washed his hair, it’s doubtful.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He probably saved it up to make potions.

                Ingredients from virgins are extra potent after all...

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I highly doubt he tries to save her because Snape loves her or even wants her.
    Voldemort acknowledges in Deathly Hallows that Snape "desired her". I think he just thought Snape wanted to frick her, and Snape was so high-level and valuable that Voldemort thought it was worth giving him that, or at least that dealing with Snape being mad about it wouldn't be worth it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, something like that I can see.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that he killed her pretty much straight away shows how "high level" and "valuable" Snape was.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        snape dickriders btfod

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"high level" and "valuable" Snape was.
        I actually agree with you.
        I think that Voldemort even pretended to try to spare her is proof that he considered Snape valuable.
        I'll grant it's been years since I read the books or watched the movies, but I think with pretty much anyone else he would have told them to frick off or just lied about trying.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >please my lord I told you about the prophecy pleeeeease dont kill her please I'll suck your wiener
          >hmmm, nah.
          >avada FRICKIN kadava b***h YEET

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought it was a bold choice to have Voldemort fortnite dance in front of Hogwarts after supposedly killing Harry.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snivelus! Greasy!

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I don't get is how Bellatrix had a husband if she loved Voldemort so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was probably an arranged pureblood marriage

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