>smashes bottle over your head >gets whacked for this later >this escalates to open shooting between the two families/gangs where everyone except one dies
>Mafia movie >everything only goes to shit when the moron main character starts fricking with drugs
Why cant we have a chill Mafia movie where they extort wagies and collect gambling debts until they are old and frail?
>Paulie and his brothers had lots of sons and nephews. And almost all of them were named Peter or Paul. It was unbelievable. There must have been two dozen Peters and Pauls at the wedding. Plus, they were all married to girls named Marie. And they named all their daughters Marie.
>Mafia mob boss gets insulted by random guy >Instead of shaking it off like a mature adult he orders his goons to kill/torture the guy >This is a reasonable, well ordered individual.
>mafia movie
>little joke or argument ends up being the catalyst to a wider conflict and gets people killed
>I'm just breaking balls over her-
>smashes bottle over your head
>gets whacked for this later
>this escalates to open shooting between the two families/gangs where everyone except one dies
Neither of these things happen in Casino. You're both idiots
Yeah? Does that happen in The Godfather?
>MOTHAFRICKA? FRICK ME???? FRICK MY MOTHA????
Almost like those are common Italian-American names or something
Name five famous gangsters with each of those names.
Tony Capalzi
Tony Vincenzi
Tony Pacino
Tony Capone
Tony Brasco
Paulie Capalzi
Paulie Vincenzi
Paulie Pacino
Paulie Capone
Paulie Brasco
Sonny Capalzi
Sonny Vincenzi
Sonny Pacino
Sonny Capone
Sonny Brasco
Frankie Capalzi
Frankie Vincenzi
Frankie Pacino
Frankie Capone
Frankie Brasco
Joey Capalzi
Joey Vincenzi
Joey Pacino
Joey Capone
Joey Brasco
Sometimes stereotypes are too true to be just jokes
>Tony Anastasio
>Tony Accardo
>Tony Spilotro
>Tony Corallo
>Tony Salerno
>Paul Castellano
>Paulie Vario
>Paul Ricca
>Paul Kelly
>Paul Sciacca
>Sonny Franzese
>Sonny Black
>Sonny Red
>Sonny Mercurio
>Sonny Riccobene
>Frank Costello
>Frank Nitti
>Frankie DeCicco
>Frankie LoCascio
>Frank Tieri
>Joe Colombo
>Joe Gallo
>Joe Profaci
>Joe Bonanno
>Joe Masseria
I can't believe I took the time to respond to this bait.
>common names are heard commonly
Woah.... dude....
My mom gave me a Hispanic name and I'm not a Hispanic at all, purely German heritage. Pretty cringe tbqh.
all German millennials and zoomers are called shit like Mario, Marco, Luca, Andre...it's a disgrace. at least it's better than Kevin or Jonathan.
Kevin is a based name but anyone named Jonathan who doesn't prefer John/Johnny is a homosexual t8pk2
they're the gypsy/token moron boys names in continental Europe
They're Welsh and Greek respectively
>not Karlheinz or Gottfried
cringe modern germany
>Gottfried
israelite detected
it's a christian name moron
Javier?
escobar?
Fine I'll give the name: Maco
Shut up
>literally called macao
it's over germonkey boi
le big maco
Your mother is a moron. I'd unironically get my name changed
Chi Chi Rodriguez?
Hey Adolfo
>Catholics have biblical names
>Italians have Italian names
>Mafia movies
>Filled with "It*lians"
And that's why I don't watch them.
fat tony
>Warwick Davis scene
>there's a severed hamster head in his bed
>not horsefly
EYYY I'M WALKIN' HERE
Catholicism & Italy. 3/5 are Biblical and Tony is Roman.
Anthony is also biblical.
St. Anthony was a priest, I meant. Same difference.
>EYY YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
>ITS LIKE IM TALKING TO X Y
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>”it’s that fricking zip, Apurio!”
>Mafia movie
>everything only goes to shit when the moron main character starts fricking with drugs
Why cant we have a chill Mafia movie where they extort wagies and collect gambling debts until they are old and frail?
Donnie Brasco was relatively calmer.
isn't that mostly what The Sopranos is
>Paulie and his brothers had lots of sons and nephews. And almost all of them were named Peter or Paul. It was unbelievable. There must have been two dozen Peters and Pauls at the wedding. Plus, they were all married to girls named Marie. And they named all their daughters Marie.
>Mafia mob boss gets insulted by random guy
>Instead of shaking it off like a mature adult he orders his goons to kill/torture the guy
>This is a reasonable, well ordered individual.
>In the old neighborhood things had a way of gettin done
>We didn't know how good we had it
>*doo wop music plays* shoo bob shoo bob
>random guy insults you
>shake it off
>your goons see that as a sign of weakness
>get betrayed and gunned down by your capos
YOU JUST GONNA LET DAT MOOK SAY DAT TO YA AND DO NUTTIN, TONE?