Producing Parker is a show about an overworked woman who produces this female daytime talk show. Most of the episodes are her boss asking her to do something unreasonable while the rest of the cast just makes things worse by taking advantage of her timidness and then she like cries or gets stripped naked infront of everyone or some junk.
I don't know how else to explain it, it's just a show centered around a woman being stressed and tortured at work and an uncomfortable amount of scenes her clothes being torn off on live television in front of crowds.
I mean, yeah kindof. If it had less embarrassing writing and humor it would be fun. Her male work friend whose name I forget and talking dog drag the show down.
I don't know how else to explain it, it's just a show centered around a woman being stressed and tortured at work and an uncomfortable amount of scenes her clothes being torn off on live television in front of crowds.
Oh sorry, other way around. Her dog is like the only person in the show who treats her like normal, and then he likes spending time with the dog walker Parker gets for him over her. Then they make a bunch of sterotypical euphemisms.
Also, went back and looked it up, Ashley Johnson voices the girl.
>at 12:10, dude goes into the exact same 'Fake Asses' monologue as Prison School almost exactly word for word >that manga chapter wouldn't come out until 5 years later
I take back everything bad I've ever said about Canadians
Canada is responsible for a crazy amount of our modern cultural tbh
kino like beast wars and reboot aside, we keep producing shitposters like jordan peterson and anita sarkeesian who have completely eroded the political landscape
It’s a very shallow Canadian show. I thought that maybe Parker would be somewhat likable compared to literally every other character on the show, but you find out she’s pretty vapid as well.
Awful characters, poor animation, waste of time.
>I thought that maybe Parker would be somewhat likable compared to literally every other character on the show, but you find out she’s pretty vapid as well. >Awful characters, poor animation, waste of time.
that's just what being an adult in toronto does to a mfer
Yeah, I tried watching it, and while Parker is kind of cute, the whole TV production setup filled with obnoxious vapid characters just made it hard to watch. They're not even fun as caricatures, they're just annoying.
I hate the whole "characters NEED to be likable" argument, but you're not entirely off-base here. The characters are only really tolerable in small doses, I usually tap out after a few episodes at a time because they just get tiring after a while. This was very much a show made for syndication, and doesn't translate well to binge watching.
>Seinfeld is filled with hateable characters
But you, as the viewer don't actually hate them or you want to see them get what they deserve or they get offset by a likeable character
This show has canon nudity in the versions on YouTube just in case you needed a reason to watch.
https://files.catbox.moe/cq9e2p.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/pxl79h.PNG
The first episode has some tits in it too.
What really gets me to keep watching is that it feels like a wackier 14A rated version of 6teen.
Here's another screenshot; let's keep this thread going if we can and hopefully some more Anons give this show a chance.
https://files.catbox.moe/w2rmqo.PNG
I'm liking Simon so far, how's everyone else feeling?
I wish I still had the episodes in animatic form. Lost them when my HDD crashed. I doubt I'll ever find them again.
I also had another early version of an episode with some unfinished animation and audio mixing, but that wasn't really worth taking any screenshots of.
Lynx is a great pin up artist and everyone else sucked in comparison. The show could've just been animatics of his storyboards and it would a million times better. Just give it color and you're good to go.
>that scream when the motorcylce hit her
god the voice actress is good. Seriously, does anyone know more cartoons that have female slapstick like this?
People like you are why it's so hard to get female slapstick. It's specifically avoided because of weirdos being vocal that they're just stroking their dicks to it.
Is she that much of a virgin that she doesn't recognize the taste of cum?
1 month ago
Anonymous
I never understood this joke. A man or woman can smell something is fishy or gross. Leaving semen for even 5 seconds will allow the odor to begin float in the air. How do people not notice the smell, let alone the taste, of something so gross. I know it's all humor, but damn nobody in without a stuffy nose and broken tastebuds can not ignore something as disgusting as a few mL of cum reaching their senses.
>has a talking pet >drink semen
She's female Jon Arbuckle.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Why did she jerked off a dog?
1 month ago
Anonymous
She an veterinarian, imply she "loves" animals, and, of course, you just know
1 month ago
Anonymous
According to Jim Davis, Jon drank a cup of fertility supplement for dogs, not semen, which makes a lot of sense. Dog semen doesn't look like coffee.
However, it's funnier if you think he drank dog semen.
I know this show has both a butt inflation episode and a weight gain episode, but I distinctly remember a show in a similar style that had an episode about some white girl getting butt injections and ending up in a jungle where she's worshipped for her giant ass. I don't remember the show's name and I can't find the episode.
I meant for of physically getting hurt through outrageous situations. Like in the first episode when her inflated ass pops and she gets smashed into the window is this embarrassing position
Or
>that scream when the motorcylce hit her
god the voice actress is good. Seriously, does anyone know more cartoons that have female slapstick like this?
. Dee should also indirectly/directly cause this suffering too
Explain. I have no idea what show this is or what you're referring to.
Producing Parker is a show about an overworked woman who produces this female daytime talk show. Most of the episodes are her boss asking her to do something unreasonable while the rest of the cast just makes things worse by taking advantage of her timidness and then she like cries or gets stripped naked infront of everyone or some junk.
>Canada
Of course
It looks pretty cheap. Also this show could been nice if they didn’t do so many cliche bullshit.
So... how much female humiliation are we talking here? Come on, OP. Give us some examples.
I don't know how else to explain it, it's just a show centered around a woman being stressed and tortured at work and an uncomfortable amount of scenes her clothes being torn off on live television in front of crowds.
So a good show then.
I mean, yeah kindof. If it had less embarrassing writing and humor it would be fun. Her male work friend whose name I forget and talking dog drag the show down.
She looks like Noodle if she were off bath salts.
Sounds KINO
God, this has the most quintessential "cheap shitty mid 2000s Canadian animation" look to it.
They knew no one was going to watch it
Yeah, that makes the most sense actually.
Looks like they traced Dr. Girlfriend.
Alright , anyone got the full series?
It's all on Youtube uploaded by Breakthrough Entertainment themselves. Even the company doesn't give a shit about it.
Sweet.
YOU’VE CONVINCED ME.
I WILL NOW WATCH YOUR SHOW
i wish i had a talking dog to talk to everytime i get off from work.
Which episode is
Episode 14 or S02E01 - Bullying Parker
I'm not joking, her dog cucks her one episode.
does parker want to fuck that girl? i remember trying to watch this show to jerk off but don't remember that
Oh sorry, other way around. Her dog is like the only person in the show who treats her like normal, and then he likes spending time with the dog walker Parker gets for him over her. Then they make a bunch of sterotypical euphemisms.
Also, went back and looked it up, Ashley Johnson voices the girl.
>Dogwalker episode ends with the new girl being turned into a chair in Parker's house
https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/513198/s02-e201-bully-for-parker
This site has season 2 in better quality.
Thanks for this. Gonna give it a watch later on.
*sigh*
*unzips*
alright I'll watch it
It's only been a week in November.
I'm 30, I don't do NNN anymore
How are the wizard powerd? Have they kicked in yet?
nah I lost my v-card at 16, between wives now, so I wasn't strong enough to get wizard powers
>straight up animated nudity
>still up after 3 years
What the hell. Holy based canucks
Straight up adds nothing to your sentence.
Adjectives give extra power and flavor to your sentences, autist
The only "flavor"
>straight up
gives, is the flavor of shit.
worst kind of autistic
Staright up don't care, my dude
It adds specificity and indicates a lack of any modifiers, conditions, or exceptions. It is a synonym for literally.
>at 12:10, dude goes into the exact same 'Fake Asses' monologue as Prison School almost exactly word for word
>that manga chapter wouldn't come out until 5 years later
I take back everything bad I've ever said about Canadians
Canada is responsible for a crazy amount of our modern cultural tbh
kino like beast wars and reboot aside, we keep producing shitposters like jordan peterson and anita sarkeesian who have completely eroded the political landscape
*modern cultural landscape
no one ever mentions the third Mainframe Entertainment kino, It's always just ReBoot and Beast Wars
But thats not Action Man
That old chunk of coal, was Canadian too
Ted Cruz is also Canadian so we'll blame you guys for him
I thought Zodiac was from Cuba
What the fuck is wrong with her nose
enf is okay but we need to go further
(cuckquean)
Ew, a NTRhomosexual.
Doesn't really count as NTR if it's a girl getting cucked.
Diediedie
this is one of those quebec shows isn't it
Good call
oh actually it looks like this is by Ontario companies
I thought it was only Quebec making unabashedly horny stuff
Digital circus?
......correct......very good.
Thanks rumpelstiltskin
It’s a very shallow Canadian show. I thought that maybe Parker would be somewhat likable compared to literally every other character on the show, but you find out she’s pretty vapid as well.
Awful characters, poor animation, waste of time.
>I thought that maybe Parker would be somewhat likable compared to literally every other character on the show, but you find out she’s pretty vapid as well.
>Awful characters, poor animation, waste of time.
that's just what being an adult in toronto does to a mfer
Yeah, I tried watching it, and while Parker is kind of cute, the whole TV production setup filled with obnoxious vapid characters just made it hard to watch. They're not even fun as caricatures, they're just annoying.
Yeah parker is the only good thing about this show
I hate the whole "characters NEED to be likable" argument, but you're not entirely off-base here. The characters are only really tolerable in small doses, I usually tap out after a few episodes at a time because they just get tiring after a while. This was very much a show made for syndication, and doesn't translate well to binge watching.
Why would you watch a show in which you hate every character? Doesn't make for a good time
Seinfeld is filled with hateable characters but they are nonetheless entertaining and fun to watch.
>Seinfeld is filled with hateable characters
But you, as the viewer don't actually hate them or you want to see them get what they deserve or they get offset by a likeable character
sounds good
This show has canon nudity in the versions on YouTube just in case you needed a reason to watch.
https://files.catbox.moe/cq9e2p.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/pxl79h.PNG
The first episode has some tits in it too.
What really gets me to keep watching is that it feels like a wackier 14A rated version of 6teen.
>wearing a thong without a need to
holy based
it's a common thing amongst latin american women, I wonder if the show is from Quebec
>without a need to
When would you NEED to wear a thong?
To prevent visible pantylines.
dresses because of
Here's another screenshot; let's keep this thread going if we can and hopefully some more Anons give this show a chance.
https://files.catbox.moe/w2rmqo.PNG
I'm liking Simon so far, how's everyone else feeling?
Gonna give it a watch for the COOM after work
A more important question is why did they make it look like shit compared to the storyboards?
looks like they hired people that worked on 6teen or wanted to emulate it for whatever reason
I wish I still had the episodes in animatic form. Lost them when my HDD crashed. I doubt I'll ever find them again.
I also had another early version of an episode with some unfinished animation and audio mixing, but that wasn't really worth taking any screenshots of.
Wow, that sucks to hear. Hope you're able to recover them somehow, it'd be a shame if such top tier storyboards are forever lost.
Do you remember if the storyboards had more nudity?
Not in the episodes I had.
This was years ago now. I've moved since then and I don't think I even have the old drive at this point.
Lynx is a great pin up artist and everyone else sucked in comparison. The show could've just been animatics of his storyboards and it would a million times better. Just give it color and you're good to go.
Flash/Tweening animation always looks worst compared to drawing frame-by-frame
I agree with the point of the meme but that looks nothing like 30s animation...
I am not the person to use the "Soul/Soulless" meme but man this literally fits the meme to a tee.
Still fappable tho
If it makes you feel better, this was made at mercury film works, who are now doing Hilda and molly mcgee
Yeah my cousin worked on this show, and also the Tangled TV series
I remember these storyboards were what killed flash as a genuine animation medium for a lot of people back in the day
You can't have pretty women in movies now Anon, that's sexist, you some kind of fukn straight male pig?
Absolutely tragic
Parker looks pretty hot in a trenchcoat.
Why these shitty cheap looking canuck shows from the late 2000s always manage to make the women so fucking hot?
It's all they had going for them. If they fucked that up, nobody would even remember they existed.
>shitty cheap looking canuck shows from the late 2000s
For me it's the girl from Grossology
I like the mean girls from that show
should i watch this.........................
If you want to watch it purely for the coomer factor then i don't know, i don't remember the show being too horny
Are you sexually attracted to bodily secretions not typically associated with sex? Like ear wax, snot, pus from pimples, etc.
If not, then you should really look elsewhere.
If you're a small kid and think barf is the pinnacle of comedy, yeah sure
I know right? I’ve developed an unhealthy fetish for them
I mean does anyone even remember this show any more outside of the weight gain episode?
I like her nose
Sauce?
Is there any type of slapstick done on the main girl?
There’s a scene in eat pray Parker where she gets slammed into a billboard
>that scream when the motorcylce hit her
god the voice actress is good. Seriously, does anyone know more cartoons that have female slapstick like this?
People like you are why it's so hard to get female slapstick. It's specifically avoided because of weirdos being vocal that they're just stroking their dicks to it.
Also it’s funny you say that considering this show is basically all fetish shit
I can’t believe Parker solved the Palestine conflict
Who would've thought it was that easy! Oprah had the power to do it this whole time but chose not to
How did YOU get made, OP?
like many homosexual op's, this op is particular got made from an israeli cloning facility
Canucks know the power of what a cute girl/sexy woman can do for your show
>And then Parker accidentally drinks cum.
I want to just be in this writer's room for a day to hear the stuff that gets rejected.
Did she really drink semen?
It's from a scene at a sperm clinic, but yeah.
Did she know? This is important
She didn't know but she did accidentally swallow about half of it.
Is she that much of a virgin that she doesn't recognize the taste of cum?
I never understood this joke. A man or woman can smell something is fishy or gross. Leaving semen for even 5 seconds will allow the odor to begin float in the air. How do people not notice the smell, let alone the taste, of something so gross. I know it's all humor, but damn nobody in without a stuffy nose and broken tastebuds can not ignore something as disgusting as a few mL of cum reaching their senses.
My cum doesn't smell, should i see a doctor?
Cum tastes good though.
How would you know?
>has a talking pet
>drink semen
She's female Jon Arbuckle.
Why did she jerked off a dog?
She an veterinarian, imply she "loves" animals, and, of course, you just know
According to Jim Davis, Jon drank a cup of fertility supplement for dogs, not semen, which makes a lot of sense. Dog semen doesn't look like coffee.
However, it's funnier if you think he drank dog semen.
Not until it was too late.
I know this show has both a butt inflation episode and a weight gain episode, but I distinctly remember a show in a similar style that had an episode about some white girl getting butt injections and ending up in a jungle where she's worshipped for her giant ass. I don't remember the show's name and I can't find the episode.
Anyone else who knows what I'm talking about?
The Dating Guy, maybe?
Thanks anon!
Isn't that every female character in anime?
It had panty pooping on it?
is it cause canadians are offbrand french people?
Bring this show back but up the quality of animation, writing , and get rid of the dog and co worker.
Also more physical Parker suffering
By physical suffering, do you mean humiliation kink or bdsm shit? I would honestly prefer more enf lewd stuff than that.
I meant for of physically getting hurt through outrageous situations. Like in the first episode when her inflated ass pops and she gets smashed into the window is this embarrassing position
Or
. Dee should also indirectly/directly cause this suffering too
Ahh true dat. even though this show pushes it dialogue, the best is the physical comedy.
so what was this like sex in the city cartoon
Pretty much. Evan had Kim Catrall.
I might be alone in this but I'm curious if the final episode gave her a happy ending after all the punishment
I'm just surprised it got 2 seasons
I really have to rewatch this show bc idr half of this crazy shit
https://vimeo.com/111759145
it kills me to see interesting storyboards get crunched down into a meh art and animation style