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Christians are promised a divine reward after death yet they fear death too. Curious.
If you died right this instant do you think with complete certainty that you'd be allowed into heaven?
No but plenty of Christians do.
>Reddit Friends
Yeah I can see why chudcels worship this gayass show.
Heaven isn't real. Spirituality is all nonsense. No exceptions.
>Uuuuh.. there was like.. a big bang and everything just existed ..
>Yeah science is totally right all the time it even says men can be women now.. trust science not stupid religion dumb Christcuck
it doesnt matter if everything that science says is correct now later turns out to all be wrong. Spirituality would still be nonsense
>Apart from when scientists say the universe was created by God
>Spiritual people lead happy healthy lives
>Atheists kill themselves out of bitter seething misery
Doesn't sound like it's nonsense. Sounds like it's vitally important to live a good life?
delusions and mind-altering substances do help people cope and avoid with reality
If "reality" makes you have a nice day, and a "delusion" makes you lead a happy and healthy life, the "delusion" is the correct choice.
These terms are in quotes because they have no intrinsic meaning. Reality is whatever you make it.
but are you actually "happy" if you're delusional?
and is actually better to live out a miserable life you're deluded yourself into thinking isn't bad?
you're starting with the assumption that life is some kind of game where the objective is to live as long as you can, and if you die younger you "lose", when the reality is everyone dies, and it doesn't really matter in the end
if some people decide the game isn't worth playing and quit early then who cares? no one is forced to play if they don't want to
I never said a "long" life, just a happy one. It's still possible to live a happy and fulfilled life and die young, or to lead a sad and miserable life and live to old age.
"Killing yourself" in this instance is shorthand for being unhappy and unfulfilled, whether this is enough to actually drive the person to suicide or not. If some people decide to "quit early", the only ones they hurt are themselves and the people who love them. Everyone is entitled to live their life as best they can according to their own beliefs.
>Life is a game and suicide is actually a good thing
Your mind on atheism
>Life is a game
that's the opposite of what that reply said:
>you're starting with the assumption that life is some kind of game
no they don't. you're a part of one religion or another whether you like it or not - do as thou wilt/nothing matters is a spiritual system as well
>no they don't
the frick they don't
>delusions and mind-altering substances do help
>people become alcoholics for the health benefits
>science is fallible so it's better to abandon all pretense of experimentation or testing hypotheses and instead just accept what a game of telephone started by israelites tells you at face value
>just accept what a game of telephone started by israelites tells you at face value
the irony of this is palpable, lmao
Do you seriously believe that when you read the bible it is the direct and objective word of God even when it's been translated and rewritten dozens of times over the centuries?
Yes.
How do you know one of the many people along the way who translated or rewrote the bible wasn't influenced by the devil to change something?
I believe that God is just and powerful enough to be able to protect his word. He will judge everyone according to it, so a scenario where, on judgment day, God would say "I know you couldnt have possibly known this because by the time you were born every Bible version had this rule removed, but you broke it, so..." is just preposterous. The irony is that the same cannot be said about the "scientific" papers (the ones that you have to take at face value because there is no way to empirically repeat them at home) are written by fallible men
>are written by fallible men
so are the scriptures of every religion ever created on earth
scientific papers also don't direct you how to live your life, and tell you you'll burn for all eternity if you don't believe what's in the paper
every religion except for Christianity which is clearly written by God who merely used human hands. This is evident if you read a few pages of the scripture of every mainstream religion and then the Holy Bible (kjv preferably)
I hope you realize that there is no way to verify or repeat in a lab the two building blocks of the new-age religion taught in public schools and generally considered as fact despite no evidence (blind faith = religion), being: theory of macroevolution (adaptation can be verified and observed, but it is not merely adaptation that is taught), and the big bang
>only the bible is actually written by god, it says so right in the bible!
oh my bad, I didn't realize no other religion also claimed to be the one true religion
so were all humans just heathens doomed to burn in hell for eternity for the 10s of thousands of years they existed before christianity came around and god finally decided to clue them in?
nice way to twist my words to create a strawman buddy. What I said is that all the other religions are not it which is evident by the way they are written, what they say, and what are the fruits of those that claim to follow their tenents
>what about all the people that lived before the ancestors of my ancestors of my ancestors lived, huh??
you don't really care about them, it's just a way to attempt a "gotcha". the answer is in the Bible regardless, but you should really focus on yourself and your immediate surroundings and get saved first and foremost; salvation is simple:
Acts 16
>26And suddenly there was a great earthquake, so that the foundations of the prison were shaken: and immediately all the doors were opened, and every one's bands were loosed.27And the keeper of the prison awaking out of his sleep, and seeing the prison doors open, he drew out his sword, and would have killed himself, supposing that the prisoners had been fled.28But Paul cried with a loud voice, saying, Do thyself no harm: for we are all here.29Then he called for a light, and sprang in, and came trembling, and fell down before Paul and Silas,30And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?31And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.
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that's a lot of words that completely dodges any of the questions
>wist my words to create a strawman
I did no such thing, lol
there was one (1) question, i.e. what happened to all those that died before Christ, and I said the answer to it is in the Bible. the tl;dr is that these people were judged according to their deeds
>no strawman
who did you quote here then
>only the bible is actually written by god, it says so right in the bible
>pearls before swine
Seems like your god fricked up and forgot what happened in Genesis halfway through
>The irony is that the same cannot be said about the "scientific" papers (the ones that you have to take at face value because there is no way to empirically repeat them at home) are written by fallible men
You know that just because someone writes a scientific paper doesn't mean everyone just accepts it as fact, right? Maybe they can't be empirically repeated at home but they can be empirically repeated in a lab. Compare that to what the bible tells you which is impossible to prove or disprove at home or in a lab.
so are all of the Kings and committees and translators along the way also god then?
The proof that the Bible is the direct word of God is that following what it says causes you to have a happy and fulfilled life.
The fact that this message still comes through in spite of all the kings and committees and translators being involved makes the Bible more divine, not less.
>causes you to have a happy and fulfilled life
1) that's not necessarily true, people who follow the bible still have unfulfilled lives and still have terrible things happen to them and people they love
2) people who follow other teachings that aren't derived from the bible lead perfectly happy lives, so that alone doesn't mean anything
1. While I have personally lead a fairly privileged life, religious faith is one of the few things that is authentically able to provide comfort to the afflicted. It doesn't mean one will lead a charmed life of no adversity, but that they will have the means to deal with the adversity they encounter. And of course many people follow the Bible "wrong". It's not really my place to say how or where they're wrong, everyone is free to figure it out for themselves. But of course mistakes will be made.
2. I am a Christian, but I don't think no other belief system in the world has any validity. All the major religions are basically "true" in the sense that they provide spiritual fulfillment for many, if not all, of their followers.
>if you have a bad life it's because you aren't praying correctly
>I am a Christian
>All the major religions are basically "true"
Anon, I...
Matthew 7
>13Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. 15Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. 16Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
That's why I put "true" in quotes. The religion I follow commands me to only follow, believe and promote one belief system, so that's what I do.
I can observe that some other religions are clearly working very well also. Clearly somebody is mixed up. I'm not God, so it's not my place to say.
Lmao that fricking circular logic, priceless!
That's not what circular logic means. The way circular logic is applied to the Bible, it's for when people say that the Bible's claim to be divine truth is evidence that it is divine truth.
The claim that following the teachings of the Bible leads one to a happy and fulfilled life is not based on a statement in the Bible, but on personal experience and observation. It is linear and evidence based, and therefore not an example of circular reasoning.
I seized some infants and dashed them against the rocks and all I got was a dang ol’ prison sentence…
.. there was like.. a big bang and everything just existed ..
how's that worse than "God's always existed and he pulled everything out of his ass?"
>Yeah science is totally right all the time it even says men can be women now
that's politics, not science. only burgers get these two mixed up.
>how's that worse
It's the same thing but with the sentient creator cut out of the equation which makes no sense because if you see a painting, your first, second, or the 101th thought will not be
>this painting just had to paint itself... it HAD to will itself into existence
as it just illogical
for one, atheism doesn't explain the origin of the universe, or anything for that matter
2, cosmology doesn't explain the origins of the universe either, all we can really do is point to the big bang and say that happened, there's nothing that directly explains what caused it, or what may have happened prior
so you're getting mad at cosmology for having some answers but not all of them, meanwhile religion's answer to all of it is "god did it"
well what made god? how is that a better explanation?
I am not mad at anything, I just think cosmology and atheism are fruitless endeavors.
atheism isn't an endeavor in the first place
and why is exploring the universe fruitless? we have learned things, so obviously it isn't fruitless, by definition
if it were fruitless we'd still think the earth was the center of the universe and the sky was just a canopy with holes in it
exploring the universe? we haven't even explored the ocean and you think you can explore the void?
you know there's more than 1 person on this planet right? different people can explore both simultaneously, and different people are interested in each one
why can't we explore space? what's the harm? why do you care so much?
>MUH EMPTY BLACK SPACE VOID OOOH I'M GONNNA EXPLOOOOOORE
why are science space nerds so pathetic
there's nothing logical about "God made it" if you can't explain the origins of God. in fact, it's less logical because it adds an unnecessary step
but religion is hecking cool and worthwhile, am I right, fellow Cinemaphileer?
>there's nothing logical about "God made it"
do tell how any other explanation is more logical if your argument against there being a conscious designer of our universe is "illogical" (?)
>religion
Christianity is cool because it is true, yes. just any religion - not so much
>do tell how any other explanation is more logical if your argument against there being a conscious designer of our universe is "illogical" (?)
that's not my argument at all. you're the one who brought logic into it, even though you're clearly a jesus gay who views everything through an allegorical "the world is a painting" pov. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy. logically speaking, the simplest explanation is the best.
>Christianity is cool because it is true, yes. just any religion - not so much
wait, how did you refute all the other religions? you btfo science and every religion on earth in one post and we all missed it wooooah
"im so much more trad then the average atheist... reddit friends!! get it guys..?"
>uses chud unironically
>calls others reddit
bait
no cause I yelled at me ma and made her cry 🙁
I want to say yes because I believe Jesus Christ died on the cross for my sins, even though I have my doubts about Christianity sometimes.
>I want to say yes because I believe Jesus Christ died on the cross for my sins
you're saved then, see you there fren. salvation is simple and eternal
John 11
>25Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:26And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?
having doubts is fine. God doesn't seem to want blind believers
For what reason can't I live life in agnostic bliss then when I die and meet my maker just accept whatever I find?
If I die and I'm greeted by Vishnu or Xenu or some shit I'm going to be surprised as frick but I'm not going to argue.
If you died right this instant do you think with complete certainty that you wouldn't be reincarnated as a slug?
Don't disparage my based n trad adult swim show, troony.
>He doesn't know truly religious people dont fear death
>those weren't REAL Christians
Are you a pinko moron too?
Do you not understand what a saint is?
I guess we'd have to put a gun to your head in a 10 minute cartoon to know how you'd react
What the frick are you talking about? I'm talking about martyred saints, people that did not fear death due to their belief in God. I don't take my theological beliefs from a show by the SleepyCabin rationalist guy.
So if 'real Christians' dont fear death (like your Saints) what if I were to make a cartoon where a Christian gets a gun put to his head but he cries and fear death anyway? Wouldn't that be such an epic way to debunk and own Christianity?
Spelled out for you since you couldn't understand that post within the wider context of the thread. Dumbass.
ohhhhhhhh I get it, you're just insecure and felt personally attacked by a silly cartoon
Are you moronic or just illiterate? There's more than one post ITT.
>i-i-i-t's not just ME that got huffy at cartoon politics, look!!
>Spelled out for you since you couldn't understand that post within the wider context of the thread. Dumbass.
moron Alert! The OP is bait and is simply made to get engagement for rage-addicted morons like yourself! This exact same thread has been made hundreds of times since this episode came out.
what is that divine reward? bros acting like christianity is skyrim lore kek
>what is that divine reward?
eternal life?
theyre acknowledging this critique with the bill nye ep lol
Heaven as a concept makes no logical sense
>If God is all-good and all-powerful why didn’t he just make a world where everyone is happy
>because free will or something lol
>So then does Heaven lack free will? If it does, why are we spending this entire lifetime suffering only to have no free will in the end? God could’ve just made an eternally happy place from day 1. If there is free will in Heaven, then God is capable of making an eternally happy world that also has free will, so why didn’t he?
you have a lot to say about a concept from a book you've never read
>If God is all-good and all-powerful why didn’t he just make a world where everyone is happy
Genesis 2
>So then does Heaven lack free will?
No.
It's almost as though the vast majority of human beings on Earth fear death and it takes a lot of psychological conditioning to make them feel otherwise.
That's one of the reasons the episode falls flat as a "critique" of "nihilism".
imho most christians should kill themselves after baptism
that ensures they won't commit any sins (other than suicide) and go directly to heaven because their moral balance is toward good thanks to baptism
Well, suicide is a sin, so that doesn't really work. It'd make more sense to have someone kill the baptized then immediately go to confession.
because no one really believes it
otherwise they would spend every second looking how to die like a hero to achieve immortality. Imagine risking burning in hell forever by spending another day alive with the chancw you commit sin.
Before anyone gets the wrong idea, I just need you all to know that I don't like this show. I've watched every episode several times and didn't laugh once. I'm watching it now, in fact, and not laughing.
Okay, I'm starting to get a bit worried, now since you guys aren't acknowledging this post. Guys. Please understand that I DON'T like this show. It is NOT FUNNY, and I have SUPERIOR TASTE
you sir are le based
Thank you. I know, because I don't like this show.
loved s1
s2 is trash
cope seethe dilate
Season 2 is a bit weaker than S1 but it's still better than any other currently airing animated show on television.
Why do you keep making these threads? We know it's you, silly.
it's alright
That episode where it says God is real and Christianity is correct, as soon as i saw it i knew that's what's causing the troon chimpouts
I'm confused by why he said "sorry" at the end of it
Is there a reason these threads are getting posted? It smells of shillery and astro-turfing, but it's too blatant. Been seeing these pop up here and there, always with similar wording, always trying to frame the show one way or another, saying shit like it's actually not based or that it is for being trad or not trad... And then, they die because of not much interaction. It seems fishy. I get it if someone doesn't like the show, but it's so inoffensive. The only thing to hate are normies who're gonna gobble it up.
>Nihilistic atheist literally squirts shit into his gamer chair from rage
Every time
I'll be honest with you I watched this recently and just found it funny I have seen the same sort of thread so jump along for the ride
Complaining about threads being the same here you must be very new... we have had the same threads repeated since 2010 lmao. If you want serious film discussion I think you better go elsewhere
Yeah, nah, I disagree. These posts are more obvious than what I usually see. Diagnosably so.
>I disagree
>makes me a nihilistic atheist with a gamer chair
You're getting sloppy. How have you eaten today, brother?
>makes atheists and nihilists shit their pants in anger
wut, how?
Season 2 has been awful
About time religious atheists got shat on
>high iq correlates with suicide rates
look at that.
this implies that trannies are the highest iq people
They are and chuds can't cope with that fact
I watched a few episodes. Thought it was kind of unremarkable. Maybe someone can send me some clips of the good stuff.
Why are the overall totals less than the male totals?
Correlates more closely with climate, which incidentally also correlates with IQ. Not always though - Eskimos have very high suicide rates.
A lot of them are autistic, and trannies working computer jobs is a stereotype, so yeah, probably a good deal higher than average. Plenty of selection bias to be found there, probably.
Very odd that atheists are so mad at this show. I guess because it’s better than Rick and Morty?
if he loves me so much why does he allow sky daddy to send me to hell if I don't believe in him?
>Sky daddy
*Tips feodra*
Heh. Enjoy your gold, my good sir!
Because you’re a fedora r*dditor who belongs on /r/flyingspaghettimonster you embarrassing Black person
You apparently don't belive in Christ as your savior if you refer to the father as "Sky Daddy". Only those who have faith in Christ can be saved from themselves. Go on /soc/ for a bit and it will make you seek Jesus.
But he's literally Dyeus Phter, Sky Daddy.
What have you don't that is so vile that you belive you will go to hell anon? How big is your CP stash?
>you belive you will go to hell anon?
NTA but Christianity says you go to hell if you don't accept/believe in God and Jesus as your saviors. An atheist who is a morally righteous person still goes to hell for not bending the knee to God. And a murderer/rapist/pedophile who repents and accepts Jesus goes to heaven.
So you can live a better life on Earth, simple
how is it better to condemn someone to hell?
That pic is idiotic because it conveniently ignores the fact that everyone past a certain age is already condemned to hell through their own deeds.
Romans 3
>For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 6
>23For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
so then the image is wrong? people are condemned to hell if they've never even heard of christianity then? that doesn't seem just
Yes, which is why spreading the gospel is so important
>Evil should go upunished, because... umm... it just isn't just to punish it
your idea of justice is skewed
but the implications of that is god is effectively condemning everyone who's never heard of Christianity until his followers manage to get to these people at their leisure
or what if they don't speak or read any languages that his followers are able to communicate with these people? or they can't get to them because they're on the other side of the world?
No need to resort to what you think is implied. You can read what God actually had to say in Romans 2:
>11For there is no respect of persons with God. 12For as many as have sinned without law shall also perish without law: and as many as have sinned in the law shall be judged by the law; 13(For not the hearers of the law are just before God, but the doers of the law shall be justified. 14For when the Gentiles, which have not the law, do by nature the things contained in the law, these, having not the law, are a law unto themselves: 15Which shew the work of the law written in their hearts, their conscience also bearing witness, and their thoughts the mean while accusing or else excusing one another;)
doesn't that just bring us right back to where we started?:
No. It doesn't matter if he heard about God or not as everyone has the law of God written on their hearts (conscience)
so what you're saying is, morals don't come from the bible, we already have the morals, and there's no reason to proselytize in the first place, everyone already knows the word of god
so what the frick is religion for?
You're making up stuff as you go. The law of God written on our hearts is conscience. God is saying that those that have not heard of Him and his law have no excuse (the pic tried to imply that said excuse was stripped from that guy the moment he physically heard about God) because they were given conscience and acted against it, as every man does. Thus, get saved, because if it were our deeds that get us into heaven, none of us would be going:
John 3
>16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
so then no one went to heaven until the bible existed? was this a later patch that god decided to add that he came up with after humans existed for thousands of years?
Jesus Christ was prophecized long before he was born two millenia ago. Believers, despite not knowing about who the messiah will be, were saved through their faith. See Matthew 27:51 onward
>51And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent; 52And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, 53And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many. 54Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.
>If you never learned about the great israelite in the sky, you are EVIL regardless of any of your actions.
>you are EVIL regardless of your actions
who are you quoting?
Oh, I cursed and said D*mn back in 1958 when I saw my husband being shot in the head by that rotten burglar
This is what years of "just love everyone" hippy nonsense has done to Christianity. Christ doesn't just love everyone, he also HATES EVIL. You are evil because you're a Redditgay that supports mutilating children. You get what you fricking deserve.
GET OUT OF ME HEAD MAN
My only complaint is that they portray nihilism as shitty reddit strawman "le heckin sun will explode!" Nihlism. But obviously it's a simple comedy show I'm not expecting a philosophy lecture.
the basic argument of
>life doesn't matter
>doesn't want to die because... I just don't ok!!!!
Hold true and is funny.
my heckin wholesome eceleberinos!
I gave this show/season a chance, and so far only episode three has been in any way funny. The others barely even have any jokes. I'm not really a fan of the multimedia artstyle aesthetic either; a show doesn't have its own identity when it's just a hodgepodge of styles.
never seen this show. can you exolain how/why?
Some nihilists in one of the episodes wanted to make everyone frown and when mr boss was gonna go shoot him the nihilist begged for his life.
There's also a lot of pro Christianity in the show which explains why israelites hate it.
excellent. thanks
Christ is King, simple as
There's nothing more nihilistic than quirky lolsorandom humor.
>you go to a cloud dimension and get to frick children for eternity if you defend Israel enough
THE FRICK IS THAT CRAP, REALLY?
ARE YOU FRICKING STUPID?
The perfect example of American moronation is getting your religious validation from cartoon thats making fun of you lmao same morons believe in fricking noahs ark.
>NOOOOOOOO WE MADE SO MUCH PROGRESS™ FOR OUR DEMOCRACY WITH RICK AND MORTY, THIS SHOW IS RUINING EVERYTHING!!
I watched every episode this last night. It's not the good. Yolo Crystal Fantasy is better as far as modern shit cartoons are concerned. Am I missing something?
You pretend you're an anime girl. The show is too hard hitting to your worldview
>hard hitting
It has ideas in it that any average centrist who has internal dialog has thought about in the shower.
Not really, the show is just okay. It's just easy to consume (only 11 minutes long and it's almost never slow) and it has an e-celeb with an existing fanbase in it.
What are ya a fricken Christian? Frick youuuu
christoid larpers are so embarrassing, hopefully it's just a phase
A lie repeated enough times becomes truth I guess. Glad you enjoy the show!
What is the consensus on what happens to people who died before Christianity developed or people who died without ever learning of it (like if you lived in pre-colonial America)?
Hell
I just rewatched season 1 to make sure it wasnt my imagination, it is that much better. wtf happened? S1s only weak episode is the christmas one and i feel i havent laughed once with S2
I'm an atheist and still like the show a whole lot because it's funny and silly. OP on the other hand is a joyless troll who can't appreciate art so he comes here to shitpost.