>makes both trannies and chuddies seethe
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>makes both trannies and chuddies seethe
>makes both trannies and chuddies seethe
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>everyone is unanimously saying it's bad despite having very different backgrounds and ideologies
just brilliant
They both dislike it for ideological or homosexual reasons, not for cinematic reasons.
the one other thing everybody is agreeing on coincidentally is that it looks pretty good and that Ana de Armas does a decent job. Across the board everybody from all walks of life that's seen it is saying the movie itself is a mess and not very good, but that they did do a very good job making it look nice
Someone should make a website where the ratings for a tv show/movie is based on your gender, race, and political stance. For example, if your account is a straight white male, then you only see reviews from straight white males. So instead of relying on women and trannies to tell you what’s good you know you are getting reviews from fellow men.
That's just Cinemaphile
Also needs real pics so I can avoid round faced bearded manlets (redditors) who are technically still white males.
Cinemaphile is going to end up liking it just because its making trannies and liberals seethe.
I think its borderline kino. Seeing Ana naked constantly is great and when she starts having her psychotic break in the 2nd half it becomes kino. I did not expect this movie to be a psychological horror, but I was entertained.
is it true trannies just hate it because le abortion or some petty nonsense? kek
Probably, It rightfully makes abortion look horrifying and she's filled with remorse after doing it. These people want you to think that abortion is like a trip to a nail salon so they get mad anytime someone tells the truth.
>t rightfully makes abortion look horrifying
Abortion is horrifying and Nymphomaniac also made it look that way. Where was the outrage back then? God, I hate the modern world.
>Where was the outrage back then?
There wasn't any then because the reason people on the left are panning it now has nothing to do with abortion. You're starting from a place of faulty assumption
what is it about then?
The main criticism most of the critics and general public are giving for not liking it is because they think it's unnecessarily sexually graphic in a way that's unrealistic to the subject of the movie. It's fiction, but they're complaining because the movie takes a lot of artistic license with how the character is portrayed and they think it does a disservice to her. The only people I've seen bring up abortion has been on here
I took my sister to the clinic to get it done, she was devastated the whole the time (I never forget that day).
What surprised me was how many chinks were there acting like it was a fricken hairdresser appointment.
If you're saying that's a stupid reason for them to not like the movie then it's just as stupid a reason for you to say you like the movie
Why? The movie makes a realistic portrayal of abortion.
First of all, no it doesn't. It's a highly stylized artistic interpretation, but secondly if your argument is that you think someone not liking the movie just because of the portrayal of abortion is a dumb reason, it's also inherently just as dumb to like it because of that reason
>but secondly if your argument is that you think someone not liking the movie just because of the portrayal of abortion is a dumb reason, it's also inherently just as dumb to like it because of that reason
I don't see how.
How the frick is it stylized? They rip out your fetus limb from limb.
Its way fricking worse than what they showed.
Unless its really early, you dont just take a pill moron
>How the frick is it stylized? They rip out your fetus limb from limb.
Absolute fiction. The average fetus that gets aborted is the size of a grape dude and has not really even developed limbs yet.
How do you know it's mean to represent "the average fetus"?
So is it accurate to a normal abortion experience or not?
>How the frick is it stylized?
the part where the fetus is an elaborate cgi hallucination that already looks like a fully developed baby even when the pregnancy is not even showing and can also telepathically communicate with the mother seems pretty stylized to me
this guy is alive and breathing in 2022 with internet that even the poos can afford and still his a fricking moron kek
>secondly if your argument is that you think someone not liking the movie just because of the portrayal of abortion is a dumb reason, it's also inherently just as dumb to like it because of that reason
You're talking as if peoples' political opinions are equally valid.
It's also nobody's reason for saying they didn't like the movie
>Cinemaphile is going to end up liking it just because its making trannies and liberals seethe.
Probably, most likely. It doesn't change the fact that it's just genuinely not a very good movie and nobody would ever sit down and chose to watch it because they found it enjoyable, they just really love the idea that they get to say they like this piece of crap that people they don't like don't enjoy
i liked it a lot as well, especially for the visuals and soundtrack, but its a little long for my taste. cut the fat. all the scenes with the sick mother felt unnecessary
it was lynchian kino
dominik is not lynch.
show respect for david pls.
t.david lynch
>90% of the movie is fiction
>movie makes no attempt to clarify this
>banks on the assumption this is a docu
i'm thinking its shit
People are moronic for excepting non-fiction from a narrative film.
why do trannies hate it?
>real woman lead
>real pussy
>netflix
The filtering continues
All these npc dipshits went in expecting either breasts and porn or an uplifting story about a girl making it in hollywood.
Some people just can't handle a film with no happy ending.
>talentless prostitute has sex with men in exchange for fame
>the horror!!!! we need another 3 hour fictionalized biopic about how all men are evil sex-obsessed psychopaths
kys netflix shill
noooo!!!!!! not muh heckin hollywoodarino! it can't run like that!!!! it's where dreams come true!!!!
Honestly, I think you're closer to the truth than you're not. The main complaint I've seen from right wing people here has been along the lines of
>SHE WAS A WHOOOORE! I WANTED TO SEE 3 HOURS OF HARDCORE PORN!!!
and the main criticisms you see on rotten tomatoes or social media have been something like
>this movie was so gratuitously sexual and unrealistic to the actual life of Marylin Monroe
The reality seems like no, it's not a very good movie, but they made a huge mistake of misleading the public by marketing it as a biopic and giving most people going to see it the impression they were going to be seeing a fairly accurate depiction of what her actual life was really like step by step and whatever that may imply in their minds based off of that expectation, and this was not that at all
Do you anons understand that the reason why a book like Blonde is promoted as fiction rather than based on true events is to avoid legal backlash?
Most of what you see in the film probably happened, but they'll call it fiction to avoid being sued. What is really that unrealistic about a naive starlet being treated that way back in the day? What's really offending people is that starlets went along with it, they accepted the casting couch and demeaning treatment because that was the price to pay when there were literally thousands of pretty young girls ready to do what they didn't want to do so they could be rich and famous.
There's a price to pay for that, and generally this type of degradation and allowing yourself to be used is rooted in mental health issues or personality defects and unresolved trauma and that's what gets explored here.
From what I've seen many people had some romantic and idealistic idea of Marylin Monroe which the film completely destroys. For chuddies, this means muh israelites perverting and subverting le American icon. For trannies, this is nooooo, she was a talented and strong wymin who worked her way up, not just a prostitute.
Imagine being a grown man and knowing twitter drama
It's just the shit I've been reading online.
No "chud" believes she was anything but a prostitute lol.
Yep casting couch is still a real thing for both men and women but people still pretend it doesn’t despite the Harvey Weinstein thing a few years ago
>Most of what you see in the film probably happened, but they'll call it fiction to avoid being sued
No, it's called fiction because it's based on a novel written by a hardcore feminist, you fricking moron
What is it about the film that you think is so unrealistic and distorted?
If it was just a film about Marilyn making it in hollywood, why even bother? We've had that film several times already. This is the film to show you the underside to the hollywood glamour and you just can't accept it. It doesn't make marilyn a victim, just a naive and damaged, desperate individual. As a product of the times she lived in, she's not morally superior than the men using her.
good post
Marilyn Monroe was a lesbian and also infertile
>the book is reality because it fits my image of Hollywood
You're not better.
Shut up homosexual
Not watching your gay movies
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
She has that "Black folk could be here" alertness in her eyes
What’s NC17?
It's genuinely kino because of the way it refuses to pull punches.
Imagine a line like this ever making its way onto a film in modern day Hollywood.
No wonder trannies and women are seething.
>Imagine a line like this ever making its way onto a film in modern day Hollywood.
It literally did. It's not at all taboo, it's done very well financially.
unironically a powerful line
LMAO this shits all over Michelle Williams' Oscar speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRJNl4faTVA
This was going through my mind when Ana said that line lol, lmao even
ikr
NOT THE BABYYRIINOOO
why do you gays even care? not like you're ever having sex let alone a child.
dont worry im sure youll be having sex with a child soon
whew at the projection from this lad
I have a 3 year old and my wife is six months pregnant, dumbass.
Bingo. That's all reddit can do.
Atheist post
lol did dominik did this on purpose or is this is just "coincidence"?
>The Weinstein Company
>BBC Films
did boomers really find this attractive? audrey hepburn was prettier
She felt bawdtier.
If you like girls, maybe. Monroe looked like a grown woman.
Where do you think we are
..Fair enough
Her appearance changed enough that schizos have body double(s) & troony theories. There are some decidedly mid photos out there.
I might watch this one so I can give my two sentence review of it for you guys.
Violent porn, eh? Well now I’m definitely going to watch it and may even do a whole paragraph.
>Ana de Armas violent pornography
sounds kino
>violent porn!
Well shit, now I have to watch it
A stupid pointless film just like Jesse James and killing me softly. Fricking hack moron.
What is about?
I'm not seething at it, I just found it completely lacking in any substance and coasting by entirely on the exhausting gimmicky presentation.
Imagine if we'd just told the #metoo accusers that their experiences were just "violent porn" and didn't represent our noble and wholesome Hollywood movie machine.
Why can't they accept that prostitutes are often damaged goods and willingly throw themselves into situations which only propagate systems they claim to hate?
It was 2h and 47 mins of misery porn. It was very one-note and tiresome. Also found the cinematography pretentious.
sounds like u got filtered
If filtered means to have a good taste, yeah.
>found the cinematography pretentious
He said the word!
Uhhh it's my honest opinion. The random switches from B&W to color scenes were weird and the movie was overly melodramatic. The scene where she trips and falls on the beach and gets a miscarriage was so absurd that I ended up laughing my ass off
>he didn't even realize why the movie switches to b&w
I'm surrounded by morons.
Ok can you tell me the reason for the switches then?
I'll give you a hint: the occasion when the scenery switches to b&w is usually the same.
What is this a fricking game show? Either you explain what the switches meant or shut the frick up
I was thinking that the movie switches from b&w to color and back when she switches from Norma Jeane to Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn being the persona that helps her cope with things, but it's not that clear. sometimes she seems lucid while in color. so I'm a bit lost too in that regard.
The fact you feel the weird need to call such a good cinematography "pretentious" like many other morons on this board is pretty ironic.
this guy was a chad
make her fly la to ny just for a dick sucking session
and all he talks about on the phone is his other b***hes. based
So why are all recent hollywood movies when casting people to play historical figures cast people who look absolutely nothing like real life person they are supposed to be? Only thing this random guy has with Kennedy is that both of them are human, considering current state of hollywood this dude might even say that he is not a man.
>I base the quality of something on whether or not it makes /misc/ or reddit discuss it.
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE FICTIONAL ALTERNATIVE HISTORY STORIES ABOUT REAL PEOPLE
>Once Upon a time in Hollywood? Heh, don't mind if I do!
did she get raped IRL?
nah, irl she always wanted it
check out the reddit seethe lmao reddit.com/r/movies/comments/xqsny3/official_discussion_blonde_spoilers/?sort=controversial
The only thing I need to know: are the sex/nudity parts hot?
>both trannies and chuddies
Same shit
I'll say this, seeing netflix shills who kind of know what they're doing after witnessing RoP shills fumble around for weeks is refreshing
This woman has been dead for 60 years can we let her go
Netflix died with qts. Boycott
nice try goyflix still not watching your garbage
>gayflix
no john, you are the trannies
>be 7yo
>watching Some like it hot
>the girls sleeping in train scene
>all those women tugging together in the bed and MM in see-through teddy
>First erotic boner appears
Thank you, Marilyn
I watched the first 30 minutes, it feels like it only exists to be misery porn.
There's some artistic merit sure, but what would I gain by watching the rest?
I want to watch but I don't want to support Netflix. If my mum owns a Netflix account and I watch this shit on her account will it pay Netflix money?
how are you too dumb to just pirate shit
zoomers unironically don't know how to
I fricking hate zoomers
>tfw no fake blonde beaner gf speeding towards the wall
Hepburn was prettier