>wake up smelling her breath >she wakes up smelling yours
Yeah nah. My ex would do shit like wake me up by nudging me because she knew she'd fall asleep faster. I was always little spoon because of shit like bad breath or catching a whiff of dried up pussy juice making me gag.
Women are ok I guess, but when I have sex all I can think about is myself humping away like a moron to benny hill music.
I hate myself so much that even consensual sex with a gf makes me angry.
This is why women are only good in 3-4 month stints. After that the chances of me getting drunk and telling her the truth/projecting my self hate increase exponentially.
Not him but a lot of the time when I have sex, my mind will wander and I will think about how I'm just an animal pumping my dick in and out of a vegana, and I have a slight existential crisis. But then I realize I'm being a moron and just enjoy fricking and cum, and all is well
Absolute degenerate sociopath, I feel bad for you and your gf specifically.
Honestly I am a degenerate for sure, and it's fricking with my mind. On one hand I don't think I could ever love a woman that allows me to cum down her throat or frick in the ass, on the other hand that is my natural instinct when thinking about women.
I honestly have no idea how people resolve this in their own lives, it seems completely schizophrenic to me to have both that and a truly loving relationship at the same time.
Never heard of it, but it does sound like I have at least some abstract version of that complex. Thank you for this, I think I need therapy or something.
>I don't think I could ever love a woman that allows me to cum down her throat or frick in the ass
Who cares. You pearl clutch yet you frick prostitutes on the side. Just break up with your girlfriend and have a nice day, Black person
I'm an ugly goblino and once dated a girl who looked remarkably similar to Furious Couscous in that webm. I hate seeing that webm because as I'm sure you can imagine, I don't like being reminded of what I had, what I lost, and what I'll never experience again. Thanks for reading my blogpost.
It's almost impossible to know because even when women like men they play it so safe and if they think you don't like them they move on. That is, if they're not just using you for attention and when they realize they could have you, they don't want you anymore. It's nothing like in the movies where women are practically obsessed with men and consistently go out of their way to interact with them.
>"yeah I struggle meeting women cause I'm a naturally quiet person and dating apps are worthless." >"don't worry, anon. I'm sure you'll find someone!
THEN FRICKING HELP ME YOU c**tS WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TELLING YOU THIS?!
Because they're worried that if they told you the truth, that you're ugly inside and out in a way you'll never be able to fix and no woman will ever want to be around you much less with you, you'll either have a nice day, them, or shoot up a shopping mall.
Try to be yourself, unless you are a c**t, you will be fine eventually, get used to being turned down even if you are good looking. Just throw shit at the wall and stop putting pussy on a pedestal.
Really? Just look on any fricking dating app. There is nothing redeeming about these people and it's not like they talk to me anyway.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>There is nothing redeeming about these people
So what. Are you trying to marry them or are you trying to frick them? If you want a life partner, just be friendly with women at work or wherever the frick you hang out, and turn that into a relationship
>Buddy tells me to never get tinder >Says that the only way to meet people is by getting introduced through friends >We've known each other and been best friends for 8 years and he's never i troduced me to anyone >Haven't even introduced to anyone by any friends ever
I'm starting to suspect meeting someone through a friend is possible if you're already a chad
your friends are loners like you
get a passion that involves other people, get a hobby thats not sitting at home in front of a computer. you will start to fit in with other people in time, and this in turn will attract other people
Bullshit talk. After a certain age it's frickin hard asf to "fit" in .... try to find new groups and friends after 30 , you'll always have the "weird" feeling inside of you.
How do you not get what's going on? They're telling you not to do dating apps to spare your feelings. They know you're never going to get any matches or responses to any of your messages, so they're telling you preemptively not to bother so you don't purge what remaining little self-confidence you might have left. And obviously they're not going to introduce you to anyone because they're perfectly aware that you're undateable.
>who wants one of those impractical relationships and doesn't care about money?
My recommendation? Take up interesting hobbies popular with women like activism. Also, you need to accept there are less attractive women out there who might be more on your level.
I knew I was gonna die alone when everything moved to texting and social media cause I can't flirt or even have a casual conversation over text. I dont know if Im autistic or something, I just cannot talk unless its person to person I fricking hate texting
that's actually a good thing. texting girls is a huge mistake. it's so easy to sound like a moronic homosexual, and talk yourself out of pussy via text. just use it to set up irl meetings and nothing else.
If a woman isn't a virgin I feel literally zero attraction to her. She is incapable of love at that point and has been deflowered by another man. Not wife or relationship material and not someone I could ever feel genuine love towards. Not even a fat incel, lots of women want me but this is the one standard I refuse to budge on.
I kind of feel the same but getting a virgin woman is next to impossible
>"just go for 18 year olds bro" >implying your average western female doesn't lose her virginity at 15 or earlier
you either have to marry your high school sweetheart or accept you're getting used goods
Many women in muslim/central asian countries are virgins well into their 20's. This can sometimes be true of women in eastern europe or east Asia as well, they tend to value themselves and their sexuality more there.
I agree. You dont even have to leave the US to find them. Hell, you dont even have to leave your state
2 years ago
Anonymous
Where does one find them? Certainly not on a dating app
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's a fricking mystery man, I wish I knew
I've been searching for years and I still can't find a genuine solid answer for "where do you meet women outside of dating apps"
2 years ago
Anonymous
women feel way more relaxed around men that are part of a group. it shows they have values that other people want around. do the gay thing and take pictures of you and your buds, women eat that shit up.
not like thats a panaceae(sp), but frick it man, good luck
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's a fricking mystery man, I wish I knew
I've been searching for years and I still can't find a genuine solid answer for "where do you meet women outside of dating apps"
You need a social circle. Friends of friends of friends
2 years ago
Anonymous
I have that, and it's all men as far as the eye can see
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I feel you thats how my old friend group was hahahahaha. Well thats all I got, youre SOL
Only in the Ex-Yugo countries (to some extent). Russian and Ukrainians are the biggest prostitutes of all time, will literally frick every wiener in sight including dogs at any opportunity.
Can confirm, flew a Russian girl I met online to a country between us, had lots of sex and spent time with her, and later she told me she was married kek
Ehhh I was in a small town on the Balkan coast and I had a girl telling me about some lesbian shit she was doing with another. They also talked about a dilapidated church that was used as the place to drunkly frick at night.
Me too. It doesn’t matter what anyone says, that shit is magical. Even college aged love. I’m 26 and I can only hope to find an 18-20 year old, which shouldn’t be hard and I’m sure I could punch way above my level, but I have no idea where I’d even meet one.
>this girl had a huge crush on me >we were both in 8th grade >basically acted like my gf >would always follow me around during lunch break and try to talk to me >sometimes asked to hold hands to her next class >at one point even grinded on top of me out of nowhere while I was trying to sleep during break >almost entirely ignored her or told her to frick off >didn't even try to talk with her or fool around or anything >still hugged me after I stood her up at prom to do literally nothing >legit took a nap in a corner somewhere because I didn't want to be around people >still a virgin years and years later
I was already a dysfunctional schizoid by 14, no doubt helped by the fact this hellhole website practically raised me since my parents or other family sure as frick didn't. Frick, I wish I could redo my whole life
This isn't that weird because I also blew off a 10/10 qt in HS. Not to mention all the times I barked like a dog or said something completely fricking crazy on purpose when a girl tried to talk to me. And that's still not factoring in all the times I spazzed out on accident. Or missed cues entirely. Don't be so hard on yourself.
I used to howl… I’d miss cues left right and centre. I was just ahead of my time I guess
This isn't that weird because I also blew off a 10/10 qt in HS. Not to mention all the times I barked like a dog or said something completely fricking crazy on purpose when a girl tried to talk to me. And that's still not factoring in all the times I spazzed out on accident. Or missed cues entirely. Don't be so hard on yourself.
>this girl had a huge crush on me >we were both in 8th grade >basically acted like my gf >would always follow me around during lunch break and try to talk to me >sometimes asked to hold hands to her next class >at one point even grinded on top of me out of nowhere while I was trying to sleep during break >almost entirely ignored her or told her to frick off >didn't even try to talk with her or fool around or anything >still hugged me after I stood her up at prom to do literally nothing >legit took a nap in a corner somewhere because I didn't want to be around people >still a virgin years and years later
I was already a dysfunctional schizoid by 14, no doubt helped by the fact this hellhole website practically raised me since my parents or other family sure as frick didn't. Frick, I wish I could redo my whole life
I don't know if it's better or worse that I've never even come close to having a gf
I had something similar happen to me, but while it's easy to feel some regret when you're lonely, I try to trust in my own judgment from the time. I turned her down then because I knew I had no real interest in her and there was no appeal in a relationship with her beyond being in a relationship with anybody, and I know I can be content by myself but I don't know that I could be happy in a relationship like that. I still think about her sometimes and think maybe I should have just gone out with her, but I think I knew better then how I felt about her than I do now, so I just put my faith in how I felt then.
Honestly same, had a girl sitting at my table during classes. Would sometimes hug me or kiss me on the cheek, never took it seriously because i was a fat ugly bastard and had zero attraction towards her.
I'm a 28 year old virgin and I barely even cared until I "caught feels" for a girl online. My friends kept egging me on to date her or talk to her and my friend kept telling me she was "perfect" for me. I liked her ex more than her and he convinced me she was trashy, but later on I started to really like her. Then my friends told me she has a bf, but that I should still go for her, because they had both left their homosexual exes for better men. I said yeah except I'm not the better man. For some reason it kept bothering me more and more, she has never mentioned her bf, always called him her roommate, top fricking kek. She bought me a vidya to play and we played once and I had to cut all contact. I haven't been this painfully obsessed with a girl since I was 17 and there are so many deal breakers about her but if she was single and actually liked me I'd move to her city without hesitation. And it's opened up all the pain of year of never experiencing intimacy. It fricking ruins my life. I couldn't even enjoy going to the beach without internally seething at all the happy couples. I keep asking myself, imagine if you could push a button to make the feelings go away. And every time I think of that I push my thumb against something reflexively because I know I want it gone, and someday it will be gone, and I hope I never feel this way about anyone again. I am such a homosexual I cannot believe I still let women control my feelings like this.
Why does it matter? I have irl friends too. I didn't intend to make online friends it just kind of happened. And I inevitably ended up meeting more people. They seemed a lot more real than the npc morons I interact with on a daily basis. And alot more real than the people when I join random discords off of this site. But yeah it's stupid. At least it makes it easier to cut her off. As opposed to irl where I basically dropped out of high school because I wanted to avoid my high school gf.
>guy gives a girl a look at a public place >she looks back and smiles >cut to them fricking later that night >sex scene finished >guy just rolls off the girl and they both stay in bed chatting >guy actually responds to whatever mushy sugary bullshit the girl says >guy doesn't need to immediately get up and take a piss, shower or have something to eat >her vegana is still dripping pussy juices and cum and the guy has some leftover jizz oozing from his dickhole ruining the fricking sheets >they both fall asleep on top of the dirty fricking sheets, all sweaty after fricking and having taken no shower and don't mind it at all >next scene is the girl making the guy breakfast in little to no clothing and he slaps her ass or something and he goes back to work or whatever
Movies that include sex scenes are the fricking worst because most of them are written and directed by people who've never had normal sex apparently.
you can tell most films and shows are written by men who write women as these loving and caring characters when they're everything but. there's not a cruel, colder and more calculating creature on this planet than a woman. they need to be treated like DOGS
This becomes obvious with newer netflix/streaming shows that are obviously written by women. The women are much b***hier, rude, and calculating and it's seen as a good thing by female audiences
i don't even know how to go on a date
i would need the most patient most handholding girl to carry me through the process and i'm pretty sure i'm not a big enough catch for girls to go through that herculean effort
>Ive only been on one date in my entire life >I dont think im built for relationships
literally me. didn't happen til last year. i was 23. I think this missing out on teenage love thing is actually a permanent thing. I don't even want anyone i meet for a relationship. I don't like anybody. But back then i did. It's like a weird cope i can't undo. At least it works.
>ask girl out >go on date >thought it went well >ghosted >talk to her roommate like 6 months later >"She didn't know you were asking her out, she thought you were asexual or something."
For real though, we’re taught to hide sexual desire and be respectful, but it’s just this game that every well-adjusted person is in on. I’ve had good chances with cute girls, but I don’t know what to do beyond the ambiguous flirting and eye contact phase.
if its about sex then just get a hooker/escort, trust me you will get that shit out of your mind real quick. one night stand is never worth it.
real long term relationship on the other hand is another thing.
Stopped watching romantic movies last year after my bf dumped me. Since then I only watched "Just my luck" which isnt very romantic so I got through it
>get lucky when I was 20 -- girl likes me for some reason and pursues me despite me trying to sabotage it because I'm a shy incel >date for 5 years, then break up >haven't had sex for 2 years now because I still don't know how to talk to women and the first relationship was blind luck
Finally someone I can relate to, it almost never happens. I got lucky in the exact same way when I was 18, lost my virginity, then we broke up. But because I never tried and have no idea how to meet someone and get into my relationship on my own, I have been completely alone for 10 years now. Not even a kiss since then, nothing.
I figure I'll just get lucky again at some point, but I do miss having sex. Some days I'll get ferociously horny and have to beat off 5 times, but most of the time it's fine
I'm happily in love, have a beautiful child, a house and a big dog. I just love the humour of this site and have done since I was young.
Always makes me chuckle when some troony incel calls me names on here as if we're in any way comparable
I thought i was an incel until recently after 24 years i've fallen in love for the first time, and i think it could be mutual. Nothing has happened yet, but if it does, i think i could finally have something like the movies, a relationship that's pure like that teenage love everyone in this site seems to be longing for
I think I'm with her more for the fact that I want someone to do activities with that I couldn't really do alone. It's also nice being able to share my kino with somebody else.
>trying to watch kino >some boring romance plot keeps getting in the way
Just go back to flying the fricking jet, Cruise, if I hear Take My Breath Away one more time I will wring your neck.
Looksmaxxing , Fitness, carrermaxxing it's all a cope. That's the truth. Wake up .
Yes, real life is like a dating app. I have seen woman look at men who approach them with disgust and all these men did was say hello.
Any female saying the black pill is not real has truly never considered the male perspective. There are a lot o men who work hard, dress well and otherwise take care of themselves, yet still have a lifetime full of "blackpill" experience liek above.
Some men were never meant to, just "expandable heroes" who , bitter truth
🙁
I've given up on young or even middleage love. At this point all I can do is lift/save and aim to be that grizzled silver fox who fricks countless college girls at vacation resorts.
A shallow life, but all that is left now.
;_;
not love
>wake up smelling her breath
>she wakes up smelling yours
Yeah nah. My ex would do shit like wake me up by nudging me because she knew she'd fall asleep faster. I was always little spoon because of shit like bad breath or catching a whiff of dried up pussy juice making me gag.
Women are ok I guess, but when I have sex all I can think about is myself humping away like a moron to benny hill music.
I hate myself so much that even consensual sex with a gf makes me angry.
This is why women are only good in 3-4 month stints. After that the chances of me getting drunk and telling her the truth/projecting my self hate increase exponentially.
Maybe you should try killing yourself
possibly the gayest thing ive ever read but this
>but when I have sex all I can think about is myself humping away like a moron to benny hill music
will unfortunately stick with me
Not him but a lot of the time when I have sex, my mind will wander and I will think about how I'm just an animal pumping my dick in and out of a vegana, and I have a slight existential crisis. But then I realize I'm being a moron and just enjoy fricking and cum, and all is well
>tell me your gay without saying you are gay
Bravo
>day ruined
Am I just broken? Even with my current girlfriend she is little more than a sex object and I constantly cheat.
Yet I want love like in the movies.
>waah i'm getting sex all the time with multiple women woe is me
frick you
Honestly I am a degenerate for sure, and it's fricking with my mind. On one hand I don't think I could ever love a woman that allows me to cum down her throat or frick in the ass, on the other hand that is my natural instinct when thinking about women.
I honestly have no idea how people resolve this in their own lives, it seems completely schizophrenic to me to have both that and a truly loving relationship at the same time.
poor philandering anon, does someone have a madonna-prostitute complex? You obviously need an older woman to put you in your place.
Never heard of it, but it does sound like I have at least some abstract version of that complex. Thank you for this, I think I need therapy or something.
>I don't think I could ever love a woman that allows me to cum down her throat or frick in the ass
Who cares. You pearl clutch yet you frick prostitutes on the side. Just break up with your girlfriend and have a nice day, Black person
Absolute degenerate sociopath, I feel bad for you and your gf specifically.
No, you’re exactly the kind of person who does alright these days.
it's unironically not you, it's women
A properly functioning male. Us incels would love their gf with all our heart
but only if she is a 10/10
frick you
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/26602536/
Disgusting homosexual scum.
>main character has a happy ending
How am I supposed to relate to this shit wtf?
>main character
How am I supposed to relate to this shit?
good point. i'm not even an extra.
>He isn't the main character
Ngmi. No wonder you didn't get those digits.
>genre: fantasy
>woman is obviously into guy and makes it known that she wants to frick
how can i relate to this bullshit?
>how can i relate to this bullshit?
get a gf
yeah, after two decades of trying and failing over and over, just "get" one.
I'm an ugly goblino and once dated a girl who looked remarkably similar to Furious Couscous in that webm. I hate seeing that webm because as I'm sure you can imagine, I don't like being reminded of what I had, what I lost, and what I'll never experience again. Thanks for reading my blogpost.
Good fricking God
She looks like she'd be really soft and smell nice. I hate this webm.
The thing is, even if this happens you are so socially moronic and mentally fractured that it just devolves into awkward inaction. Very painful
I know that feel.
It's almost impossible to know because even when women like men they play it so safe and if they think you don't like them they move on. That is, if they're not just using you for attention and when they realize they could have you, they don't want you anymore. It's nothing like in the movies where women are practically obsessed with men and consistently go out of their way to interact with them.
most movies are written by men so go figure. unfulfilled fantasies
yep. would instantly think that something is wrong and she has some ulterior motive because no one would act genuinely like this towards me
Name?
>nips
>tfw no gf
I wouldn't worry.
Are american doors made out of styrofoam?
ew get away from me!
>no penis bulge
>Nipples protruding through her blue dress
>Very, very disrespectful
>Friends try to hook protagonist up with a friend of their's
Most unrealistic trope my friends don't give a shit about me.
This. Why are outr "friends" so shit, anon?
>"yeah I struggle meeting women cause I'm a naturally quiet person and dating apps are worthless."
>"don't worry, anon. I'm sure you'll find someone!
THEN FRICKING HELP ME YOU c**tS WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TELLING YOU THIS?!
the truth is you're probably a mess of a person and they dont want their girlfriends dating you.
Because they're worried that if they told you the truth, that you're ugly inside and out in a way you'll never be able to fix and no woman will ever want to be around you much less with you, you'll either have a nice day, them, or shoot up a shopping mall.
Try to be yourself, unless you are a c**t, you will be fine eventually, get used to being turned down even if you are good looking. Just throw shit at the wall and stop putting pussy on a pedestal.
Not him but who the frick am I supposed to try on? These dating app prostitutes? Women irl who have nothing in common with me?
>These dating app prostitutes
NGMI
Really? Just look on any fricking dating app. There is nothing redeeming about these people and it's not like they talk to me anyway.
>There is nothing redeeming about these people
So what. Are you trying to marry them or are you trying to frick them? If you want a life partner, just be friendly with women at work or wherever the frick you hang out, and turn that into a relationship
Most cookie-cutter braindead reply in the thread. If you got nothing insightfull to say then just lurk and eventually frick off.
>Buddy tells me to never get tinder
>Says that the only way to meet people is by getting introduced through friends
>We've known each other and been best friends for 8 years and he's never i troduced me to anyone
>Haven't even introduced to anyone by any friends ever
I'm starting to suspect meeting someone through a friend is possible if you're already a chad
your friends are loners like you
get a passion that involves other people, get a hobby thats not sitting at home in front of a computer. you will start to fit in with other people in time, and this in turn will attract other people
None of us are loners, stop projecting. The solo hobby thing is true though, I do art stuff and I go running but it's all shit I do on my own.
Bullshit talk. After a certain age it's frickin hard asf to "fit" in .... try to find new groups and friends after 30 , you'll always have the "weird" feeling inside of you.
How do you not get what's going on? They're telling you not to do dating apps to spare your feelings. They know you're never going to get any matches or responses to any of your messages, so they're telling you preemptively not to bother so you don't purge what remaining little self-confidence you might have left. And obviously they're not going to introduce you to anyone because they're perfectly aware that you're undateable.
>Feel happy seeing people I know being happy with their SOs
>not a single one of them has helped me try to find a gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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PUTAIN DE MERDE
how can i achieve love?
"Love" doesn't exist in real life, hate to break it you
>a woman offers her youthful looks and fertile body in exchange for financial security and resources
That's all a relationship is, a transaction.
Don't digest that blackpill anon..
It's not a blackpill, it's reality
Women want men for their money, men want women for their body
some relationships are like that, but many are rather impractical and do not take finances or shit like that into account. People want to be held.
Where do I find a girl who wants one of those impractical relationships and doesn't care about money?
>who wants one of those impractical relationships and doesn't care about money?
My recommendation? Take up interesting hobbies popular with women like activism. Also, you need to accept there are less attractive women out there who might be more on your level.
what about women in love
You just had to go and somehow make the thread even worse.
lesbians are faking it for attention
just say women
lesbians aren't real
How does it feel to get texts from girls? Do you guys ever get texted first? I never had the experience
My fricking guy "friends" barely even text me first.
I knew I was gonna die alone when everything moved to texting and social media cause I can't flirt or even have a casual conversation over text. I dont know if Im autistic or something, I just cannot talk unless its person to person I fricking hate texting
test
that's actually a good thing. texting girls is a huge mistake. it's so easy to sound like a moronic homosexual, and talk yourself out of pussy via text. just use it to set up irl meetings and nothing else.
Yeah thats what I do, but every woman on those apps want to talk for days before meeting up it pisses me off
I fricked up 2 dates by talking to much
I asked them on a date twice and they keep postponing it due to winter weather
Holy frick texting is not for autists
toooooo*
I never liked it but I think I need to 'set' a place and time and drag them on a leash to it
Amazing. And it becomes anguish when you no longer receive those texts. Or any communication at all. When she is gone for good.
I used to, it was great until she got a boyfriend. Nowadays she takes at least a week to respond to my texts
Never text her again.
I know I should but she's literally the only girl I've ever been close to in my entire life. Its so pathetic I know
lol this post reminded me of this
>wojak cancer
Eat shit.
>Couple in movie
>Woman behaves rationally and isn't the emotional equivalent of an angry toddler
23% of men are now incels and it climbs everyday.
Remember bros, you aren't alone. Modern society includes an unprecedented amount of inceldom.
>at work
>coworker mentions their relationship
why is apu so damn cute
Every day I move further from hope.
If a woman isn't a virgin I feel literally zero attraction to her. She is incapable of love at that point and has been deflowered by another man. Not wife or relationship material and not someone I could ever feel genuine love towards. Not even a fat incel, lots of women want me but this is the one standard I refuse to budge on.
I kind of feel the same but getting a virgin woman is next to impossible
>"just go for 18 year olds bro"
>implying your average western female doesn't lose her virginity at 15 or earlier
you either have to marry your high school sweetheart or accept you're getting used goods
>the rest of the world doesn't exist
Many women in muslim/central asian countries are virgins well into their 20's. This can sometimes be true of women in eastern europe or east Asia as well, they tend to value themselves and their sexuality more there.
homie eastern europe is infamous for its prostitutes
Good girls are out there
I agree. You dont even have to leave the US to find them. Hell, you dont even have to leave your state
Where does one find them? Certainly not on a dating app
It's a fricking mystery man, I wish I knew
I've been searching for years and I still can't find a genuine solid answer for "where do you meet women outside of dating apps"
women feel way more relaxed around men that are part of a group. it shows they have values that other people want around. do the gay thing and take pictures of you and your buds, women eat that shit up.
not like thats a panaceae(sp), but frick it man, good luck
You need a social circle. Friends of friends of friends
I have that, and it's all men as far as the eye can see
Yeah I feel you thats how my old friend group was hahahahaha. Well thats all I got, youre SOL
>in Eastern Europe
Only in the Ex-Yugo countries (to some extent). Russian and Ukrainians are the biggest prostitutes of all time, will literally frick every wiener in sight including dogs at any opportunity.
Can confirm, flew a Russian girl I met online to a country between us, had lots of sex and spent time with her, and later she told me she was married kek
Ehhh I was in a small town on the Balkan coast and I had a girl telling me about some lesbian shit she was doing with another. They also talked about a dilapidated church that was used as the place to drunkly frick at night.
HOW LONG UNTIL GRAY MAN IS OUT
I cannot even envision the idea of a woman being attracted to me anymore
yeah me too feels alien to me
why does it sting so much
If I haven’t gotten pussy by the end of this year I’m gonna kill myself.
>parents are beginning to ask when I'm going to get a girlfriend
>tfw I don't have this problem because my parents think I'm gay
It doesn't matter how many times I tell them I'm not
It's ok anon, we love you nonetheless
>early teen love
>first kiss
>hand holding
I legitimately don't think I will ever be whole having missed out on that shit
This is what kills me the most tbh. Even if I get a gf today or in the future, I will never experience young love.
Me too. It doesn’t matter what anyone says, that shit is magical. Even college aged love. I’m 26 and I can only hope to find an 18-20 year old, which shouldn’t be hard and I’m sure I could punch way above my level, but I have no idea where I’d even meet one.
Does it count if she didn’t reciprocate my feelings but we still remained friends and years later I realized she was kind of a dumb b***h.
>this girl had a huge crush on me
>we were both in 8th grade
>basically acted like my gf
>would always follow me around during lunch break and try to talk to me
>sometimes asked to hold hands to her next class
>at one point even grinded on top of me out of nowhere while I was trying to sleep during break
>almost entirely ignored her or told her to frick off
>didn't even try to talk with her or fool around or anything
>still hugged me after I stood her up at prom to do literally nothing
>legit took a nap in a corner somewhere because I didn't want to be around people
>still a virgin years and years later
I was already a dysfunctional schizoid by 14, no doubt helped by the fact this hellhole website practically raised me since my parents or other family sure as frick didn't. Frick, I wish I could redo my whole life
This isn't that weird because I also blew off a 10/10 qt in HS. Not to mention all the times I barked like a dog or said something completely fricking crazy on purpose when a girl tried to talk to me. And that's still not factoring in all the times I spazzed out on accident. Or missed cues entirely. Don't be so hard on yourself.
I used to howl… I’d miss cues left right and centre. I was just ahead of my time I guess
I had a 7/10 girl ask if she could be my girlfriend in 9th grade and I was too autistic and embarrassed to say yes. Still regret it to this day.
I don't know if it's better or worse that I've never even come close to having a gf
Better because at least you aren’t a spineless coward like us. I deserve to be alone.
I had something similar happen to me, but while it's easy to feel some regret when you're lonely, I try to trust in my own judgment from the time. I turned her down then because I knew I had no real interest in her and there was no appeal in a relationship with her beyond being in a relationship with anybody, and I know I can be content by myself but I don't know that I could be happy in a relationship like that. I still think about her sometimes and think maybe I should have just gone out with her, but I think I knew better then how I felt about her than I do now, so I just put my faith in how I felt then.
Honestly same, had a girl sitting at my table during classes. Would sometimes hug me or kiss me on the cheek, never took it seriously because i was a fat ugly bastard and had zero attraction towards her.
Finally watched the rest of the Harry Potter movies after just seeing the first three in the theater when they came out.
Big mistake in multiple ways.
I'm a 28 year old virgin and I barely even cared until I "caught feels" for a girl online. My friends kept egging me on to date her or talk to her and my friend kept telling me she was "perfect" for me. I liked her ex more than her and he convinced me she was trashy, but later on I started to really like her. Then my friends told me she has a bf, but that I should still go for her, because they had both left their homosexual exes for better men. I said yeah except I'm not the better man. For some reason it kept bothering me more and more, she has never mentioned her bf, always called him her roommate, top fricking kek. She bought me a vidya to play and we played once and I had to cut all contact. I haven't been this painfully obsessed with a girl since I was 17 and there are so many deal breakers about her but if she was single and actually liked me I'd move to her city without hesitation. And it's opened up all the pain of year of never experiencing intimacy. It fricking ruins my life. I couldn't even enjoy going to the beach without internally seething at all the happy couples. I keep asking myself, imagine if you could push a button to make the feelings go away. And every time I think of that I push my thumb against something reflexively because I know I want it gone, and someday it will be gone, and I hope I never feel this way about anyone again. I am such a homosexual I cannot believe I still let women control my feelings like this.
>I'm a 28 year old virgin and I barely even cared until I "caught feels" for a girl online
>online
Why does it matter? I have irl friends too. I didn't intend to make online friends it just kind of happened. And I inevitably ended up meeting more people. They seemed a lot more real than the npc morons I interact with on a daily basis. And alot more real than the people when I join random discords off of this site. But yeah it's stupid. At least it makes it easier to cut her off. As opposed to irl where I basically dropped out of high school because I wanted to avoid my high school gf.
Dude dindnt you post the same thing on some other board ? I remember reading this somewhere else.
lower your standard, anons
(dont go for literal prostitutes though)
>guy gives a girl a look at a public place
>she looks back and smiles
>cut to them fricking later that night
>sex scene finished
>guy just rolls off the girl and they both stay in bed chatting
>guy actually responds to whatever mushy sugary bullshit the girl says
>guy doesn't need to immediately get up and take a piss, shower or have something to eat
>her vegana is still dripping pussy juices and cum and the guy has some leftover jizz oozing from his dickhole ruining the fricking sheets
>they both fall asleep on top of the dirty fricking sheets, all sweaty after fricking and having taken no shower and don't mind it at all
>next scene is the girl making the guy breakfast in little to no clothing and he slaps her ass or something and he goes back to work or whatever
Movies that include sex scenes are the fricking worst because most of them are written and directed by people who've never had normal sex apparently.
yeah, not all of us are clean freaks. cuddle, talk about shit and pass out. clean the sheets tomorrow.
in your scenario, should they both shower, change the sheets, not talk then go to sleep. frick man, calm down
you can tell most films and shows are written by men who write women as these loving and caring characters when they're everything but. there's not a cruel, colder and more calculating creature on this planet than a woman. they need to be treated like DOGS
Don't you slander dogs like that anon
This becomes obvious with newer netflix/streaming shows that are obviously written by women. The women are much b***hier, rude, and calculating and it's seen as a good thing by female audiences
who hurt you, incel freak?
The truth did.
what truth? that was you being butthurt
it's got nothing to do with being hurt. it's just the nature of women. basic biology and psychology. it is what it is
>dude trust me
ok freak
I literally want a gf. I'm not joking.
lmao@ nice moobs homosexual
dam they let just anyone be an actor these days
I'm a natural female repellent, they just never talk to me unless they need something done. Not even small talk.
Ive only been on one date in my entire life
I dont think im built for relationships
i don't even know how to go on a date
i would need the most patient most handholding girl to carry me through the process and i'm pretty sure i'm not a big enough catch for girls to go through that herculean effort
>Ive only been on one date in my entire life
>I dont think im built for relationships
literally me. didn't happen til last year. i was 23. I think this missing out on teenage love thing is actually a permanent thing. I don't even want anyone i meet for a relationship. I don't like anybody. But back then i did. It's like a weird cope i can't undo. At least it works.
Still one more than me
https://voca.ro/1mwblzkalZmY
>ask girl out
>go on date
>thought it went well
>ghosted
>talk to her roommate like 6 months later
>"She didn't know you were asking her out, she thought you were asexual or something."
I guess I act like an autist haha funny lolol
For real though, we’re taught to hide sexual desire and be respectful, but it’s just this game that every well-adjusted person is in on. I’ve had good chances with cute girls, but I don’t know what to do beyond the ambiguous flirting and eye contact phase.
You pooftas make me sick.
tf is a pooftas
if its about sex then just get a hooker/escort, trust me you will get that shit out of your mind real quick. one night stand is never worth it.
real long term relationship on the other hand is another thing.
I unironically will love and take care of Angela knowing she's super broken
I can't get a gf at all.
Stopped watching romantic movies last year after my bf dumped me. Since then I only watched "Just my luck" which isnt very romantic so I got through it
>get lucky when I was 20 -- girl likes me for some reason and pursues me despite me trying to sabotage it because I'm a shy incel
>date for 5 years, then break up
>haven't had sex for 2 years now because I still don't know how to talk to women and the first relationship was blind luck
Finally someone I can relate to, it almost never happens. I got lucky in the exact same way when I was 18, lost my virginity, then we broke up. But because I never tried and have no idea how to meet someone and get into my relationship on my own, I have been completely alone for 10 years now. Not even a kiss since then, nothing.
I figure I'll just get lucky again at some point, but I do miss having sex. Some days I'll get ferociously horny and have to beat off 5 times, but most of the time it's fine
>Family owns a cool Bronco II in Place Beyond the Pines
>I don't
ITS NOT FRICKING FAIRRRRRRRRR
tfw for 5 years single and no sex
dating apps are bullshit
im 31
everyone around me is marrying/proposing what not
meanwhile me
same here
most people i know from hs already have kids that are 5 years old
even the ones who were total losers back then have bought houses with their gfs
I'm happily in love, have a beautiful child, a house and a big dog. I just love the humour of this site and have done since I was young.
Always makes me chuckle when some troony incel calls me names on here as if we're in any way comparable
I thought i was an incel until recently after 24 years i've fallen in love for the first time, and i think it could be mutual. Nothing has happened yet, but if it does, i think i could finally have something like the movies, a relationship that's pure like that teenage love everyone in this site seems to be longing for
>eeee s-stop looking at me like that anon...
>I'm totally not blushing shut up!
>stooop!
I'm in a relationship with a nice girl now.
I think I'm with her more for the fact that I want someone to do activities with that I couldn't really do alone. It's also nice being able to share my kino with somebody else.
whats the latest on the reboot bros?
I literally skip romance scenes
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl
>trying to watch kino
>some boring romance plot keeps getting in the way
Just go back to flying the fricking jet, Cruise, if I hear Take My Breath Away one more time I will wring your neck.
Looksmaxxing , Fitness, carrermaxxing it's all a cope. That's the truth. Wake up .
Yes, real life is like a dating app. I have seen woman look at men who approach them with disgust and all these men did was say hello.
Any female saying the black pill is not real has truly never considered the male perspective. There are a lot o men who work hard, dress well and otherwise take care of themselves, yet still have a lifetime full of "blackpill" experience liek above.
Some men were never meant to, just "expandable heroes" who , bitter truth
🙁
women can smell if a guy is a creep because they have to
I've given up on young or even middleage love. At this point all I can do is lift/save and aim to be that grizzled silver fox who fricks countless college girls at vacation resorts.
A shallow life, but all that is left now.
I'm so fricking lonely bros
We’re a completely different species man.
I'm gonna kms myself
I'm 24 years old and a virgin.
Why did so many of us end up like this? There weren't this many KHVs 15, 20 years ago.
The initial decline started with smartphones. And then acceleration of the decline started with dating apps.
Now we are here.
Is thread autosaging?
Huh. So it is. Wonder why.
I hate this webm so fricking much why why do other men get to live my fantasies
>have female friends who are perfectly content with not having a bf
>every male friend I know is borderline suicidal over not having a gf
Why are we like this?
>women without boyfriends still get sex
>men without girlfriends are undesirable outcasts