Manlets of cinema

ITT: Post actors who are shorter than you

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the same height as me

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God I'm 6'7, just a few inches taller than Dano.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sup lurch

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sup lurch
        Im basically a manlet, I wish I was born 30 years ago when it was considered tall.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Freak.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tiny b***h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classic height on the right

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you that ugly as well or a couple inches uglier too?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any actual male would have an heroed long ago if they were shorter than Elliot Paige

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in b4 zelensky

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would literally have never cared about height if I never discovered this site.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same but it made me realize that at 5'7 I'll probably live 5 years or more longer than a 6 foot person. So now I'm longevity maxxing to make it 10-15 years.
      Above average penis keeps my 5'8 gf happy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to dream about being taller as a kid and then I realized it's an evolutionary disadvantage and you're statistically more likely having a bunch of health issues.
      Average or slightly above average is peak.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you sheltered ass zoomers weren't allowed to make fun of anyone, short jokes were incredibly common back when I was in school and my short friend used to get hammered with them on a regular basis.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'11" with heels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking kek The Pebble is not 6'5".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cruise is also 5'7 and Statham 5'8. Cruise famously is below average. Stupid chart.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not Tom Cruise you faceblind autistic moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big G says 6'4".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Rock isn't really 6'5 btw wrestlers add inches to their billed height
      Hemsworth is supposed to be 6'3 and he's a bit taller than Dwayne

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's probably 6'2 - 6'3

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does anybody enjoy these movies?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's cringekino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bit taller
        Looks like he's like 2-3 inches taller

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rock is 6’2 at the max. He’s shorter than Charles Barkley who confirmed himself to be 6’4

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paul Walker is 6’2” deep

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's taller if you put the pieces together in a straight line

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's Tom Cruise at 5'2"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All smiles at Paul's height.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All those heights are 2" inflated except vin diesel, which might be deflated as he is probably 6' or 5'11+dust barefoot. Rock must have made this.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's got tremendous moxie for his size.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Menlet are laughable, but tall actors would be a logistical nightmare for directorial, set and camera work, trying to get them into frame.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did Randy Newman mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not what you think. Watch any interview about it.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'7 isn't manlet, that's right within the standard deviation of the average for most whites.
    Manlet is is like 5'6 under.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5'7 isn't manlet

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not a manlet unless you're the average height of women.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're 5'7 you're getting mogged by a lot of gen Z females

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Teacher here. This doesn't seem to be the case in my experience, but I do find it hard to tell gender with a lot of Gen Z, both men and women.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trannies aren't women.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'7 is like the tallest manlet but still manlet. Like a transition period between short and average. As a 5'7 male sometimes I tower over other men and sometimes I'm the same height as high schoolers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 5'8 and the only people I "tower" over (as you put it) are turbo-manlet beaners fumigating the grass and literal children lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5'7 and it's absolutely manlet.

      I don't really care because I'm dating a girl who's 5'2 and height means literally nothing outside of dating.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Jim Norton?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's clearly Bruce Willis

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so the guy comes out on twitter and point blank says his height is 5'9 and this list or whatever acknowledges that and still goes with him being 5'7
    holy kek

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 5'8" and my (female) sister is 6'1"
    it's not fricking fair bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >female
      only biological counts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you still full mating press her?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heels should illegal for women that tall.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >illegal
          funny way to spell "mandatory"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lanklette bros..

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinks 5 months is a long time

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hes brown f course he worships her and the druk chads ghosting her dont even care to type properly she ain't worth it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gulch t shirt
          >mexican
          >probably SF or LA
          lmao this little fricker is 100% an alcoholic with a 7th grade reading level.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at his eyes, the smile. That mf won.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have a male sister too?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you frick her? Or does she frick you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she much younger than you? the newer generation is fed food full of hormones. Still if i was in your shoes i'd rope, brutal being mogged by a female sibling every single day. Does she mock you? i bet it gets really awkward huh? i'm 5'8 and my older sister is 4'11 kek

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing funny about small men.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'5 and I fricking love tall women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 6'3 and I also fricking love tall women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 6'3 and I also fricking love tall women

      shit taste

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf john cusack is 6'2 lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wtf john cusack is 6'2 lol
      Yes. Here's Sarah Gadon in heels for reference

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How tall is Sarah Gadon? It's always funny when tall actresses give candid interviews. They talk about how it's awkward when they are not only taller but have wider shoulders and bodies than the average manlet actor. And they complain how they can't date their peers and how limited their dating pool is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sarah Gadon is 5'3"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spinner

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sarah Gadon is 5'3"

        I love Sarah Gadon

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manlets, when will they learn?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'10.
    Is it over?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good height proportions-wise

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solid afternoon 5 10 is the first acceptable height on the height scale. Not optimal, not bad either. It's not gonna wienerblock you 95% of the time.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Bardem not giving it a frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Bardem not giving it a frick

      Easily the best looking and most charismatic guy there.

      The thing about height is that it's the last remaining thing.
      Everything else is banned now. Taking the piss out of ANYTHING else can literally ruin your life, but making fun of manlets never became taboo because it's about men, who aren't a protected class.
      Race, gender, weight, disabilities, all banned.
      Height is still a safe target.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure what you mean, men have always been a safe target for any kind of criticism (as long as they were straight)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but if you think about it most manlets are non white so it still ties in with race, you can't call jose a Hispanic but you can call him a manlet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          True. I'm only 5'9 but I'm miscular and half decent looking so I get described as "tall" all the time.
          Plus in norf bongland my peers are mostly malnourished 5'7 chavs and 5'4 pajeets.

          Not sure what you mean, men have always been a safe target for any kind of criticism (as long as they were straight)

          Men have, yeah, but it's not very specific is it. Take the piss out of a man's weight, sexuality, disability etc and you could still get in trouble if the man was the type of gay who'd go to HR, but height? Safe subject of ridicule.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Debicki matches up so poorly with most leading men because of her height, but she manages to pull it off most of the time. That's a testament to her acting chops.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This site has ruined me. I'm 6'2 which is a perfectly acceptable height yet now I always feel short because I'll focus on anyone I meet or even just pass that's taller than me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not just that, have u ever noticed how asymmetrical your face really is?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6'2
      >acceptable height
      This site has ruined you worse than you thought if you think 6'2 is simply 'acceptable'

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we could get along manlets, I really do. But you guys obsess over some mediocre movies.

    Bladerunner
    Godfather
    fricking Evangelion

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOW. No mention of RDJ and his platform shoes?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody understands your stupid archaic measurement system, morons. Use metric.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek what woman would ever describe her ideal man as "193cm tall."

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is pretty good being tall but pretty worthless if your ugly, weird and poor

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