In reality, he wanted her to babysit: https://youtu.be/TnGQIamKFxI
What would you do in this situation?
Marcia Brady thinks her dentist asked her out
In reality, he wanted her to babysit: https://youtu.be/TnGQIamKFxI
What would you do in this situation?
[age restricted]
>Brady Bunch is age restricted
Mankind has failed.
lmao what the frick
She internalized muh soggy knees.
>I realize older men are attracted to younger girls
Marcia you SICK FRICK
That’s literally Charlyne Yi’s whole shtick.
Cute.
How old was she here? Asking for my uncle.
17
Uncle here, I can work with that
Maureen McCormick was born in Aug 1956
This episode aired in Jan 73
16.
Don Reid (Dentist) was born in June 1945.
27.
Basically the same ages when my aunt got married back in the 60s
That's the same age difference as me and my fiancee.
>Maureen McCormick
By her own account, she was pretty much a nymphomaniac back in the day. I would've been happy to oblige, but sadly born wrong country and several decades too late.
"Things only got worse when "The Brady Bunch" stopped filming in 1974. The following year I got involved with a boyfriend who took me up to the house of this cocaine dealer—one of the biggest dealers in L.A. At the house, there was this table with a mountain of cocaine on it. I was 18 and had no idea what it was or how to do it, but everyone there said, "Don't worry, just watch us. Now here, take a toot." I did, but didn't feel anything. Then I took another one, and that was it. I was addicted for the next five years and would do anything to get my hands on the drug. I got naked for a drug dealer so he could videotape me. And I also had sex with a dealer to get more cocaine. They loved the fact that I was hanging out with them because I was Marcia Brady, and apparently that was good for their image and business."
hot
so somewhere out there is video of naked 18 year old Marcia Brady? Talk about lost media you want found.
It's either been passed around and warped or it was used as leverage. I wonder if copies were made.
Most people would be shocked if they knew how many actresses, celebs and just average women in general have sexy, nude photos and sex tapes. I interned at a publicist's office way back in college and almost all the actresses had sent nude pics or done a sex tape and there were stories about older actresses from other eras as well.
People say that men are pigs, but most men are pretty honest and just don't share that beyond giving a quick glimpse to a close buddy. I've had girls send me underwear pics before and I just delete them. Most males are honorable despite what the media says. If not, the internet would have way more fappening stuff. Even the TOR celebrity sites are lame. So yes, your waifu has probably done one or two sex tapes.
In her biography, Marcia claims she was fricking Greg while he was fricking Carol and Marcia also says she and Jan were dykeing out, something that Jan vehemently denies.
Girls in the party scene that do cocaine are fun. As long as you have coke, they'll do anything regardless of how hot they are and how ugly you are. Just don't try to befriend them or seek something serious. Those girls are batshit insane. I miss my college years.
How did all the teen actresses get so much uglier since the '60s. All the girls on Euphoria look like dogs compared to this.
They're purposely hiring dogs in order to demoralize you. Won't work on me because I don't watch new woke shitola.
Because they're not teen actresses. They're mid to late 20s.
Nta, but lol no.....Look at Millie Bobbie Brownsucker..she's underage going on menopause.
They are that old, though. Even in the first season, most of them were over 20.
She's in Euphoria?
tbh I think MBB intentionally does her makeup and dresses to look older because she wants adult roles now, not to be playing a kid.
MBB is the worst one, but Zendaya and Sweeney look like they're pushing 40 when they don't wear makeup. And it's a fairly recent thing. Up to the early 2010s, most of the girls on the CW and ABCFamily actually looked like teens, even the ones in their 20s. Things just got worse so fast. I'm glad I was out of high school just as this shit started happening.
Are you people really this delusional. Most people looked older than they were back then from all the drinking, smoking and the shitty products.
they didnt wear bras back then
>Everybody was thin
It's not a question of how go we go back, we have to go back.
yes
Stop living in a trailer park, housing block, wherever your fat neighbors live, and you'll see entire towns and districts where most people are thin.
I live in one of the wealthiest counties in the world. Majority of people are fatter now than even in my lifetime.
I live in the thinnest part of America and I'm the thinnest person I know. I'm like a normal weight for my height (140lbs, 5'10"). Sure, there's not too many obese "blob" types, but almost everyone is still at least 10-15lbs overweight.
In 1990 the fattest state in America was Mississippi with an obesity rate of 15%.
In 2024 the skinniest state in America is Colorado, with an obesity rate of 21%. The FATTEST state in 1990 was thinner than the THINNEST state today. It is everywhere you go now. There is no hiding from the fatties anymore.
Southern California in the '60s and '70s was America's peak. But look at it now. The Boomers enjoyed everything and then burned it all down on the way out.
Imagine being a boomer and wanting to destroy all of that . Really sick people
Most people were watching on 13" to 17" tvs with poor reception. Half or more were still black and white. There wasn't much detail to see.
same reason why no one could tell Larry Hagman was shithouse drunk when filming I Dream of Jeannie, they redid it in HD and his eyes are glassy and bloodshot in almost every scene.
Based. I think most TV actors just did their shows on drugs and alcohol once it reached season 3. Unlike today's collapsed acting wages thanks to streaming, if you made it a few seasons on a TV show back then you were set for life and owned your own house in Beverly Hills and could just live off 3 guest appearances a year on Love Boat and game shows until you died. Most actors just went on auto-pilot after that.
are you me
the wonders of blu-ray
I fricking love big hair on women.
that nipple is the size of a damn milk dud
I fricking love giant nipples
I wish women had long thick cow-sized nipples flowing with milk
what show
boku no piko
Kek. Reminds me of when Playboy started digitizing their entire catalog for the website. At some point they started going over the shadow areas of pictures with black digital blocks. The shadows in pictures from the '60s to '80s covered up things and prevented them from being heavily explicit. Just messing around with the contrast revealed things that were never meant to be seen. So now, basically all their old remastered digital collection from that time has horrible black digital ink blobs in the shadow areas. It's like the digital corrections on Star Wars.
why would they do it? its already pornograhy isnt it?
Playboy has always been very tame and softcore. For some reason it has a reputation for being a lot more vulgar and sleazy than it ever actually was.
>At some point they started going over the shadow areas of pictures with black digital blocks. The shadows in pictures from the '60s to '80s covered up things and prevented them from being heavily explicit. Just messing around with the contrast revealed things that were never meant to be seen.
If you track down an old magazine, can the images still be recovered, or was the extra detail from going back to camera negative? Was it to protect the modesty of famous chicks who had the exact amount of nudity specified in their contract or what?
If you get old scans from magazines you can do it. Although in some of the more extreme ones, the airbrushing is on the original image so you can't. Even back then, there was a few photo editors who knew what was possible and helped them keep their modesty. There's some message boards where they argue about this and upload old Playboy pics and keep an archive on it. Unfortunately, even the best magazine scan can't compete with images that were digitized from the negatives. There's some photos from the '50s that look like they were taken yesterday.
There's a boomer out there that waited 50 years for this.
I want to pinch nips
Absolutely true
as always RRREEEEEEEEEE LIBRULS AND israeliteS
why do you keep asking knowing this will be the answer every time?
Brady Bunch is the absolute best ironic kino.
It is strange that people in general seem to age differently now, I don't know if its in the shit we eat now or what.
Pre-2000 or so, most people didn't look like kids anymore around 25, and around 35 would look middle aged, and depending on if they were heavy smokers/drinkers or not, the middle age look could last until 40 or 65 at which point they'd look old.
Now people seem to go to one of two extremes: they either look like kids until they're 40-45 at which point they skyrocket into middle age overnight, or they look noticeably aged with crows feet and shit by the time they're 16-21.
>the d'awww laughing from the audience
>every male is biting their lip knowing the reality of what would happen
>Marcia Brady thinks [THAT] her dentist asked her out[.]
>In reality, he wanted her to babysit[.]
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?
>most replayed moment
The same maga boomers replaying that clip will unironically call democrats pedos.
she's 16-17 in the clip, not saying its right or moral but to call it pedo is disingenuous.
>she's 16-17 in the clip
so she's old as frick
Does it count if they were the same age when they saw it for the first time? I mean, I'm the same age as Lindsay Lohan and watched her snl skit as the harry potter b***h live. At what point did it become wrong?
>At what point did it become wrong?
never because 16 is an adult woman
"Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's MANDATORY!"
-Kid Rock
Timestamp for the most replayed moment? I don't watch through YouTube and I'm not about to make an account there, either.
its when she sits down in the dentist chair and you can see up her dress (you really can't see anything)
Literally a 10/10.
Nice writing that the doctor didn't need to embarass marcia and she didnt want to be a homewrecker
>the doctor didn't need to embarass marcia and she didnt want to be a homewrecker
yes he handled the situation well, quick thinking on his part
literal who
i've never seen the brady bunch but this marsha b***h needs fricked, fricked hard
>Sure, Jan
Jan > Marcia
Eve, get off the computer.
no post the episode where bobby and cindy were skinny dipping in the neighbor's pool because sunshine has "vitamins"
Is the measles episode still memory holed? It was censored during the pandemic for "reasons". They of course claimed it wasn't censored, it just wasn't available for reasons that no one could state. When anyone tried to upload it to YouTube, it would get taken down on copyright grounds.
Yeah, here it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDQfhSEFeOQ
having sex with marsha brady would feel sooo good
She's 70, bro
youre gay if you wouldnt
I like her eyes and her hair. Not a bad face but, frick, I can't trust women with thin lips. It just makes the whole thing tragic.
they just don't make 'em like that anymore
for me its susan dey
Partridge family was a sex cult . Same for 8 is enough.
she looked really good in friends
I wish I could KILL all of you pedos
Ok Vatnik
she could sit on my babies if you catch my drift
It's always MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA
seethe more Jan
jan had the nicer breasts
Sure Jan
I had a dentist once that gave $100 if I promised to go fill a script for oxycodone and then bring them back to him. The line at the pharmacy was really long and I ran into a girl I knew and talked to her for a bit. When I got back to his office he came out into the waiting room and pulled me into his office and asked me “what the frick took you so long you little shit? They better all be in here or I’ll fricking kill you” as he counted every single pill with shaking hands, and then he got angry when he saw it was one pill short, but then realized that he was sucking on one pill before he started counting. “Okay tell your friends if they want some cash to come see me” as he was rubbing the pill on his arm which already looked like it had been spray painted green. I was 18 and didn’t understand what was going on. I thought he was like preparing medication for a patient in a really unhygienic way…but maybe it was like an emergency. It wasn’t until that show Dopesick came out that I realized what he was doing.
I’m just saying, when you’re young you see things sometimes through a different lens because of your innocence.
I'm not familiar with that arm thing, what does it mean when an arm is green and you rub a pill on it?
They’re taking the time release coating off so they can crush it and snort it.
>Marcia Marcia MARCIA
If you Google "Marcia Marcia Marcia" it returns results about some fricking drag queen.
>mfw
>don't worry, I wont say a word of this to my friends or family
>believe me Marcia, I won't either.
that was the funniest part and it only got a small laugh from the audience I don't get it
The 70s were a different time.
56 year old here and I had a huge crush on Marcia when I was a kid. She was also on Fantasy Island and the Love Boat along with the guys from Welcome Back Kotter, where her "love interest" was the disgusting Puerto Rican (shit was NOT cash).