Marty knows that a blowjob can't get his mom pregnant right?

Marty knows that a blowjob can't get his mom pregnant right?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if he groped his mom's ass and fingerblasted her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love doing that with my mum and sucking her big nipples and kneading her breasts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know you spread your mother's pussy wider than your father ever did right? You ruined it for him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then why did he go back for my brother?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU DID WHAT MARTY?
    >Relax, Doc, I just put it in her butt
    >GREAT SCOTT! I've never heard of anything so perverse!
    >Butts can't get pregnant, Doc
    >MARTY! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE OF EFFECTS ON SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM?
    >See look, not only am I not fading away, I feel great!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wait, Doc I'm still fading away
      >this doesn't make sense
      >Don't you see, Marty
      >when you turned your mother into an anal queen you prevented your own birth
      >the loads from George that would have become you and your brother went in her ass and not her vegana so she never got pregnant
      >oh man, this is heavy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Marty you have to go back in time and extract the cum from her anus using this turkey baster!!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        great scat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        great scat

        blessed thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Doc, there's gotta be something we can do?
        >Only one thing, Marty, you'll have to dick her down raw Marty, frick her good and hard, and maybe just maybe we can get her mind so broken on so many fetishes that your father's sperm at least has a hope of inpregnating her
        >We, Doc?
        >It'll take us both at minimum, and we'll have to calculate precisely for the Einstein-Rosen Bridge, that's you hitting her from the back and me in her mouth
        >Doc, I don't know
        >GREAT SCOTT, MARTY! Think of the universe!
        >We'll also probably need your father, Biff, your principal, your mother's three school friends, the black guys from the band, and even Copernicus here
        >Heavy....

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          too reddit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do I know, just by reading this post, that you have a Reddlt account?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he fricked up the quote and is rushing to delete

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You had a fun gag going and then it went overboard with gang bang. The concept and Marty and Doc eiffel towering lorraine is a funny perverse visual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Laying it on way to heavy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dragging it lil homie
          Also I want to frick Marty's mom

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why don't you make like a tree and suck my wiener

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its MAKE LIKE A prostitute butthead!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU DID WHAT MARTY?
        >Relax, Doc, I just put it in her butt
        >GREAT SCOTT! I've never heard of anything so perverse!
        >Butts can't get pregnant, Doc
        >MARTY! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE OF EFFECTS ON SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM?
        >See look, not only am I not fading away, I feel great!

        this makes sense, well done

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        great scat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        great scat

        best thread i've seen in weeks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You gotta go back and make your mother love veganal again, Marty!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        8/10
        one of the best post in a long time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not only am I not fading away, I feel great!
      Kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>See look, not only am I not fading away, I feel great!
      lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wait, Doc I'm still fading away
      >this doesn't make sense
      >Don't you see, Marty
      >when you turned your mother into an anal queen you prevented your own birth
      >the loads from George that would have become you and your brother went in her ass and not her vegana so she never got pregnant
      >oh man, this is heavy

      great scat

      WE DID IT REDDIT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice
      have a screenshot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wait, Doc I'm still fading away
      >this doesn't make sense
      >Don't you see, Marty
      >when you turned your mother into an anal queen you prevented your own birth
      >the loads from George that would have become you and your brother went in her ass and not her vegana so she never got pregnant
      >oh man, this is heavy

      toplmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jesus christ

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If my mom looked like that, especially in that dress where her boss are skipping around and practically spilling out, I might actually be my own father.

    I can't stress enough how amazing her breasts look in this scene.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if its an alternate timeline its not even really incest I dont think as that's not really his mom

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you Black folks need to lay off the pr0n

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the 50s, blowjobs weren't invented yet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blowjobs haven't been invented yet but Marty is from the future
      >Marty's mom gives him head
      >she's bewildered
      >Marty: "Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet… but your kids are gonna love it"
      >winks at the camera

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you, you want me to swallow your semen???

        >guess you aren't ready for that yet, but your daughters gonna love it, I mean women in the future, at some point.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And by women, I actually mean men

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you want me to cut your dick off Marty?

            >yeah.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Why do you keep calling me, "Sissy?"
              >That's you're name, right, Sissy Slave?
              >It's written on your underwear

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty good

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I've never seen crotchless underwear before

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you, you want me to swallow your semen???

        >guess you aren't ready for that yet, but your daughters gonna love it, I mean women in the future, at some point.

        24 karat fricking comedy gold

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bad To The Bone starts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is in human nature to frick yourselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oral sex is literally mentioned in the bible, as a sin. People figured out really early that the mouth is another warm, wet hole it feels great to.have your dick in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The bible just says sodomy. Way later on, sodomy is connected to include mouth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Bible couldn’t write what I would do to her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which Biblical character do I have to time travel mouthrape, Anon?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ruth if you like milfs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sodomy also included intercrural which is really sad. A lot of gays did it but it’s a great way for a mother and son to bond.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have never met a woman who let me do her thighs only her poon and I have tried

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Get a woman sufficiently turned on and they will crave you using their body however you want. When she is hot enough you don't have to ask or try, you just grab her and use her and she loves it because women thrive on that tension between feeling safe with a dominant man who understands their needs and desires without asking and then feeling like you are a slavering animal that has an uncontrollable need to frick them. Good foreplay starts way before physical contact and for women its overwhelmingly mental.

              t. fricks ass to pussy, pussy to ass, ass to mouth, mouth to ass, mouth to pussy, pussy to mouth, breasts to ass, pussy to thighs, thighs to breasts, feet to ass, pussy to feet, breasts to feet, and sometimes just slaps their asscheeks and faces with my extremely average dick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fricks ass to pussy, pussy to ass
                Can you draw these in MS Paint for me? I don't understand.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That knowledge was lost to the Boomers. They didn't know shaved pussies existed either.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Marty just frick his dad instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if marty frickin roiped Biff

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help me my balls are hot

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MARTY! Pull down your pants Marty!!!

    >Doc wtf r u doing

    >Great SCOTTS MARTY you have a BIG WHITE wiener

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets blown by mother
    >she saves the cum in her mouth
    >later on inserts it into herself
    >timeline forever disrupted

    You think they weren't absolute fricking freaks in 1950whatever?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did her breasts stay in the dress? can a man of science explain?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I licked them and got them sticky to stay in there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zemeckis specifically ordered the special effects team to airbrush her nipples away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dress tied around the waste and upper torso + some wire mesh supporting it

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh Calvin!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a femboy here. Imagine that little bussy getting torn up by """her""" son

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically, shouldn't Michael j Fox be playing his mom?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That whole part was so strange especially with it not being crispin glover

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna know what else won't get her pregnant? Walking her to the door at the end of the night, saying "Thanks for everything," kissing her cheek and then leaving like a gentleman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has already parked before

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP knows blow jobs weren't a thing in 1955 right?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine busting in your mom's mouth and then you fade out of existence because you gave her aids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The CiA hadn't invented aids yet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's from the future, moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In 1985, its was pretty much gays only though

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well then, seems ol Marty boy has some splainin to do.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Relax he just got it from the Doc.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Five years from now we are going to feed degenerates into the ovens and track them through the internet using their addictions against them

    >No need to tell us
    >We know they are in the attic
    >We thank you for your cooperation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spoilers: only the straight and vanilla "fetishist" are going to be hunted down by the gay cops

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Cusack looking b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have autism

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wondered, how does she look so pretty in this shot?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was young and hot. They only made her look old with makeup. She was still quite attractive in the 90s when she had a sitcom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no upper lip
      >face like a teenage boy
      >so hot

      it's called her CLEAVAGE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        duck faced roastie detected

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I wish we get new momcest kino. Who's the best actreess for it? Oh wait.

    Elizabeth Olsen.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what if he goes back to the future and has anal with his mom ahahaahahahaaahahah hell yea dude

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the Family Guy version where he bangs his hot mom and becomes moronic.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't honestly say you'd stop at a blowjob if it was Lea Thompson. I'm not sure it's possible to get that close and not nut inside.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok,.so Marty goes back in time and bangs his mom. The resulting Marty is now 75% Marty's mom and 25% Marty's dad. Said Marty then travels back in time and bangs his mom, resulting in a 87.5% Marty's mom and 12.5% Marty's dad.
    If this continues enough times Marty eventually becomes a clone of his mother.
    *Assuming none of the times is he born a female.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember Clock Suckers?

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