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Rumor is they’re going to have a female Spider character revealed as bisexual.
Any guesses on who?
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Should be all of the female heroes
Is Betsy offscreen on her knees, eating out Rachel?
yes. what are you a psychic?
Source?
Gwen, anya is straight
>Gwen
Warren-616 or Stacy-65?
Mattie because she's dead and they can do it consequence-free.
Mattie’s already going to be black and queer in the Madame Web movie.
>being raped turned her into a lesbian
Many such cases.
Silk, probably. And people, well, "people" on social media will pretend it's any better characterization than the pheromones.
Let’s see.
Silk is friends with Silvermane’s lesbian daughter and bisexual Felicia.
Gwen is friends with lesbian Mary Jane and Glory Grant from her world.
Anya is friends with lesbian Rikki Barnes.
Which one would Marvel likely do?
I heard a rumor it’s Silk with some new character called Luna Snow
Where did these rumors come from?
>female character revealed as bisexual
The coward's choice.
You’d rather have a male all of a sudden come out as gay like Iceman?
When they make a female character bisexual, they want it both ways. They want the brownie points for having an LGBT character, without pissing off homophobes, because a lot of them conveniently make an exception for lesbians on the grounds that "lesbo make peepee hard". It's the same old "we want to please everyone without pissing anyone off" corporate mindset.
But what’s wrong with that?
They’re already making new trans and non-binary and gay characters.
So why not make already existing female characters as bisexual?
because dykes are gross
Bisexual girls want the best of both worlds. Not to be an angry butch woman only dyke
>But what’s wrong with that?
It's a low effort attempt at having their cake and eating it too.
Thr bisexual twist happen because of the iceman trainwreck
They should make all the married couples come out as bisexual, then do nothing about it. That's tons of free brownie points and would make Ewing shit his pants
>and would make Ewing shit his pants
...why would he do that?
He's a married man came out as bi.
Magik better come out this year and date Kate Pryde.
Magik is not for romance
You’re right.
She’s for just rough sex.
>Magik better come out this year and date Kate Pryde.
Magik came out several years ago in her fuck or fight page.
>anon in charge of getting jokes
Is the joke that it's actually still 2020 because pls no.
I don't believe there's actually people thinking this page is somehow a come out announcement
>Rumor is they’re going to have a female Spider character revealed as bisexual.
Will they actually show them eating each others asses or will they punk out?
They already implied that Mania/Scream/Silence/whatever was gay.
Andi?
Yes.
Hawt
Mania is an offshoot of Venom
That's barely even loosely affiliated with the Spider-Man family
What about Peter’s sister?
>Rumor
>Zero sources
You are the same anon that was telling that Mackay said that MJ would be come out as bi in the BC&MJ mini
Anya isn't gay, Carol, Jess, and Nat just make her do gay things.
Soon