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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But I drink all 3 depending on the time of day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, real question though: how do you take your coffee and tea? Are you some cream and sugar homosexual like me?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tea-as is, milk if I'm feeling a little frisky
        Coffee-a little sugar and a lot of cream, flavor syrups if I can, but really only hazelnut

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Coffee Black, Cocoa loaded with sugar, Tea depending on the time of day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Coffee
        Cream, sugar, chocolate syrup and milk
        >Tea
        Black, lemon, sugar
        >Cocoa
        Brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, marshmellows

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People who surround their personality by what they fricking drink are moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's obnoxious in real life but I like it as a trope. Quick but cheap way to give characters characterization

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's overwhelmingly a trite shortcut. The only character I remotely like where it's a significant part of their character is Iroh, and even then it frequently verges into 'teehee he's so silly and relatable for taking [thing] so seriously'

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women always color noses like that?
    They look like muppets

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let us consult the map

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok now add alcoholic drinks and watch half of europe turn to beer and the other to vodka

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hungary has to be different like always.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Balkans
          >Vodka and not Šljivovica
          doubt.png

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Northern Europe drinks more alcohol than coffee

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure Finland's taps are connected to a vodka brewery.

  5. 2 years ago
    Mishal

    Kill all, drink water

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drink pee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokemon? Shouldn't they be out catching water?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Itt flanderzed characters

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust the cocoa drinkers, beneath that supposedly "soft" exterior they hide skeletons in closets, I am sure of it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cocoa is from the same plant that produces cocaine, Cocoa drinkers = Cocaine addicts confirmed

    • 2 years ago
      Smurf-fag

      Those are two different plants

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, however https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca_tea proves that Tea is made from the same plant as Cocaine so Tea drinkers = Cocaine addicts confirmed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except you don't get high when drinking coca

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cocoa>tea>

    [...]

    piss>>>>>your mom's pussy juice>coffee

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hot bean juice

    >hot leaf juice

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tea and coffee are both disgusting and hot chocolate is the obviously superior hot drink.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Tea, Marry Cocoa, kill Coffee.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's carrot in a glass of water. If I get hungry, I munch on the carrot, if I'm thirsty, I drink the water.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smart anon

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tea, coffee and hot chocolate are all broths because you drink the liquid that each solid object respectively steeps into
    >Therefore tea, coffee and hot chocolate are all soups

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do not be playing these games around here

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KILL ALL
    ALL THE CO'FIYAH IS MINE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saturday dad is mad

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >let coffe and tea man double penetrate me
    >rape and boil cacoa gay,then listen to his agonizing screams

    • 2 years ago
      Smurf-fag

      Coffea and tea are women, cocoa is a child

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hot Jones enjoyer here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only Warm Jenkins for me

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's room temperature tap water.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people can only drink one thing
    Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon, cocoa on cold days or on hot days if you know how to make the Mexican version

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Neither.
    Breast milker drinker right here.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >milk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based milkdrinker. The most hated drink by the powers that be, for reasons that I don't have even an irrational explanation for.

      Good for your bones, full of protein. Tastes great with salty, sweet, and savory meals.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What has milk done to make Americans seethe anyway. Is this cope from insecure lactose intolerant gays?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess they see the glass of milk as a symbol of a faux-wholesome America (the most evil country in the world) so of course they'll hate it. There was also the alt-right thing a few years ago

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The blacks they worship can't drink it without tummy aches, so they have to abandon it.
          Also less farting cows for the WEF agenda.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna choke slam this c**t and fill his orifices with my sacred milk

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of them but on you OP

  22. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    I dislike the trope of characters who base their identities around coffee and I think it was Borderlands 3 that broke me. Coffee isn't bad on its own and neither are the jokes but god damn having someone go "GET ME MY COFFEE I'M NOT MYSELF WITHOUT MY COFFEE AAAAGGGHHH" is playing it up to fricking 11 when having your morning stimulant is not, has never been and never will be *that* fricking serious. I get being a bit of a grump until your mind goes "Alright you'd too up to be mad about not being able to go back to bed. Get your shit started." and how coffee cuts the wait-time down to nothing but still.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kill coffee
    Marry cocoa
    Frick tea

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is energy drinks in coffee group? I would think not.
    Also, what about soda, or like gatorade/propel, flavored water, sparkling water and other drinks?
    I think i'm an energy drink person, but specifically sugar free and usually the powder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Btw supposedly that popeye energy drink might of been real drink sold in france or made in south africa?
      Trying to search for it is hard, cause i would bet it got discontinued like decades ago.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well I am not gay or a pedophile so this is hard. I guess I frick the black guy and marry the white guy and kill the child. I find white people more attractive so maybe I can put a wig on the white guy and not vomit everyday of my life. I could grin and bare it fricking the black guy and as for the kid I am not fricking a kid so it get's the bullet.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't drink any of that, I hate all of those.

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