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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no art of her in a Raisins uniform

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She'd be a manger. She hung up the cowl long ago.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She'd still be required to wear the uniform. Company policy.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Croc just settle down with her? Bet she's a demon in the sack

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She kept doing the little girl thing and made it weird.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Tired of pedos trying to get with her
        >plays up the child thing to the first non-pedo guy to look in her direction
        Do women really?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          As water is wet.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they do.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            God look at that suction.
            Imagine.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think this episode woulda been even better if Croc, during the climax after she reveals she knows he's been cheating on her, defended himself by bringing up how she kept bringing the little girl act into their time together and made it weird. Woulda made me lol.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Do women really?
          the answer is always yes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Her first appearance established that she slips into the Doll persona as a defense mechanism when she's just not able to cope with the shitty state of her life. It's a great big massive red flag that you're dealing with Mary during a psychotic break. "People want Baby? Fine. Have so much Baby you choke on it."

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What about when she calls croc daddy in her baby dahl voice when she's close to cumming knowing how much it upsets him?

            Right as croc is on the verge of popping and she's turning red as a beat and seconds away from orgasm she'll slip into her baby dahl persona ten seconds later he pops and she's blasted on the other side of the room in a massive torrent of cum.

            Neither one talks about it but needless to say she's in the dog house and he's not talking too her after that stunt.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              I fill like Dahl still wins in the end, because you know she would have recorded it (just for sexy reasons, of course), but she realizes that it DEFINITELY looks like a video of fricking a little girl, so she blackmails him into staying with her.

              >If Baby doesn't get her snuggy wuggies fwom Daddy Cwocky, she might be a whittle bad baby and dwop this tape near a powice station

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if you are an incel and a girl who is a femcel starts dating you. You're finally getting better cause you have a gf but she's leaning more and more into the femcel identity every day.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you're dicking her enough that shouldn't be a problem.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Croc is many things, but a pedo isn't one of them.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If I were Batman I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of her thick ass...

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would it even fit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Will it?

      I'm 9 x 6.5 and I have trouble with most women even after oral and fingering for hours.

      Croc is a horse and baby is basically a short THICC midget.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm 9 x 6.5
        How the hell does someone that's six and a half feet tall only have a size 9 shoe?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          ....
          I'm actually 6'3" and my shoe size is 15.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Anon. He's saying he has a 9 inch dick that's reasonavly thick and, contrary to what porn has you believe, that's too big for the average woman and Anon has trouble getting it in with most of then simply because it doesn't fit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Or, like every other poster on here, he's lying because he really thinks women want giant wieners because he's never actually been with one, but he sees made up pornstresses take them all the time and "totally enjoy it"

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, you do realize that porn isn't real and most of those MASSIVE PORN SIZED wienerS are the same size or smaller then the average guy just pumped up with drugs and wiener pumps and shown in the correct light with girls who are only a foot taller then baby dahl?

              Event then most of them are on enough drugs and poppers and have been doing solo giant dildo insertions and what have you that the can get fisted and feel little.

              You don't know what the frick you're talking about when it comes to porn and know even less about sex.

              >Anon. He's saying he has a 9 inch dick that's reasonably thick
              >reasonably thick

              Not bloody likely if it's only 9 inches long.

              I've been doing the exercises and taking certain drugs to start growth of my dick.
              I'm gained a lot of girth, but I top out at 9.25 bone pressed.
              In about a year or so I plan on being 10 inches and doing OF porn again.
              Plenty will pay for a well built guy with a dick my size as a stunt frick.
              It's really lucrative and I've made some money. The years of reading kamasutra meditation orgasm control tantric sex and yoga and exercise have paid off.
              But it's not enough.

              I can LIE and say I'm over 10 inches.
              But being a well built (and I've been told this many times)pretty black man with a legit 10+inch by 6.5 inch girth wiener means major payola in the OF space with no need to actually sleep with anyone I don't want.

              And I can get out of this hole I've dug myself in.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              7.5 x 6.5 khv reporting in.
              I still appreciate it though because it gives me the juvenile sort of confidence to not feel bad about my autism.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon. He's saying he has a 9 inch dick that's reasonably thick
            >reasonably thick

            Not bloody likely if it's only 9 inches long.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Brat. Correction.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You think she tries to find well endowed men on public transportation so she can caress their crotch and if they say anything she'll threaten to call out stranger danger

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >oppai e-girl

      into the trash it goes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Normal people call it shortstack you gay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer thicc goblins.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She's not even a e-girl.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She's drawn like one.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Can you imagine how simps like this mist make short women feel? Imagine being a 4'10" girl and you find someone well adjusted to be your boyfriend and some shithead like this guy jumps in between you and goes "not today pedo!" And starts beating the guy with a baton while ignoring the woman trying to tell him she's 23 lol

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Mostly creeps projecting and jealous older women who know from a glance that she's old enough to date and are trying to purposely frick it up for her and other women like her.

          But these women will have NO problem with the disturbing amount of adult women lusting over Bieber from back in the day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. When on public transportation she reads a book and eats a sammich.
      I checked.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I wish this ship got more art, she'd have loved comic croc. He's a lot more of a gentle soul/misunderstood.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >He's misunderstood
        He eats people.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the version anon, most of the time Killer croc only eats people if they hurt or attack him. He is a cannibal fully in a few runs but he's either braindead or genuinely becoming a beast.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The coat really ties the whole look together.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can only get off to her by imagining that she is Charity Bazaar.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Any more of her in different costumes?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Less a Harley and more a pocket rocket.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >ass so fat it's splitting the tights but the costume is a kid's one.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Artist?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I knew I had one somewhere in the library

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hope this artist comes back some day. The world needs his take on Mary in a Wonder Woman costume. Or with a Cheetah mutation for that matter.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Or with a Cheetah mutation for that matter.
        that could be cute

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why that thouugh? it's so specific.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nice!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          God imagine the nibbles

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She'd get high on catnip and accidentally shred you. Then she'd eat grass, throw up, shit in your shoe, and wake up the next day wondering what the hell happened.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That's hot

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >That's hot
                Wait... the picture, or the scenario?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >shit in your shoe
              After what I'd do to her she wouldn't be shitting anywhere for quite a while, let alone in my shoe.

              ...just so we're clear, I'm implying I'd put my penis in her butthole.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Begging for colors
          I'll be your friend

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Aw, it's so cute when she tries to act all tough and intimidating. Love the pose and expression on this, anon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          how does cheetahs whole schtick work anyway?
          Is it a werewolf situation?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Pre-Crisis: it's just a costume
            Post-Crisis: It's a curse and her transformation is decided by an butthole forgotten God. Sacrifices are sometimes a factor. She is miserable and hungry all the time.
            DCAU: She mutated her DNA and is stuck like that. Also, nobody on the production crew will volunteer to read a single Wonder Woman comic.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >She is miserable and hungry all the time.
              Except when she's cheetah in which case it looks like she's gonna cum.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I remain in awe of how the JLU peeps mismanaged WW's villains and cast. I could almost believe it was a deliberate attempt to do a bad job.
              >Cheetah is a villain that's been around since the 40s
              >One of the VERY few WW villains to actually get used in the Golden, Silver, Bronze, and post-Crisis eras
              >Thanks to Superfriends is one of the best-known female villains
              >"Let's make her a Man-Bat knockoff, have her betray her side because she's hungry for Batwiener, then have Grundy kill her off-screen, all without her ever even meeting Wonder Woman."
              Goddamn, did a Wonder Woman cosplayer homewreck Dini's family? The writers put more effort into answering "where does Batman get the Batmobile's oil changed?"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's amazing work, thank you!
          My reasoning was just that outside the batfamily Wonder Woman is the most famous DC gal, and Cheetah is her most famous female villain.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If you're taking requests, draw her as Tatsumaki from One Punch Man. With Mariam as Fubuki.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            why that thouugh? it's so specific.

            Also, great work as ever.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            she kind of already is

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              This makes me wonder....

              Someone here who makes AI images in civitai... Could you try to generate a Baby Doll image with Yusuke Murata's drawing style?

              I'm curious to see what comes out

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                How about we don’t puke AIslop into the world

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >hes afraid of progress

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            It is not a full body drawing of her dressed as Tatsumaki... But I made an attempt at how I think she would look with the Murata drawing style

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              are we all migrating from Queenie to Mary?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'm waiting for the two weeks to pass for the thread to return, so... I can be around for a while

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure you're in other threads too. I just think it's funny that we're drawing the same character again.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I've only been on Queenie's thread and nothing else... Now I'm back after a while

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              I love your stuff dude, Queenies fantastic
              PLEASE draw bunnysuit Mary

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Colors, please! For great justice!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Five minutes later Batman has her trapped in a kitty carrier.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Bat-Ball of yarn

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          One day I hope you do her in Ivy's getup, but this will hold me over for a good while. Thanks artfriend

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if you could, turn her into a scaly croc girl?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Site?
          Any chance of colors?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Now i wanna see her as a crocodile gal

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More art please

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    badump

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The room of mirrors scene almost always makes me cry.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So give me my damn frosty then!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Frosty machine broke

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Frosty machine broke
          So you're actually a McDonald's.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That is an injustice. Our machines are allowed break too.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The hell they are.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bane?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is neat to say the least.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      definitely an idea worth exploring further

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Tries Venom to grow
      >Doesn't get Big4U but wide instead

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is wrong with me?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >What the frick is wrong with me?
        A question for more learned men than I. However, you have identified that there IS a problem, and that is the first step.

        And, anyway, it could always be worse...

        Baby Doll... braps?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      would

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Was this drawn by RedSilverArtist?

      This is neat to say the least.

      definitely an idea worth exploring further

      True

      What the frick is wrong with me?

      Maybe you just like women who have more flesh?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Artist is rogelis.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          The image you have I mean.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          The author of this drawing is nakuuro. He has several drawings and fanfics of Baby Doll on Venom on his DeviantArt. But thanks for mentioning this artist.

          >Was this drawn by RedSilverArtist?
          Yeah

          Thanks

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            So instead of Croc, she went for Bane. She must really like big guys.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              If anyone in Gotham was going to be called a size queen...

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              If anyone in Gotham was going to be called a size queen...

              I don't know if my observations are correct, but I believe that the smaller a woman is, the bigger a man she wants. Maybe nature tells her that her dwarf genes will be balanced by the genes of her giant, but as we know, the genetic lottery is one big c**t and her grandchildren may just get her genes.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Was this drawn by RedSilverArtist?
        Yeah

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    Anonymous
  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing this makes me wonder...

      What would she look like in real life? Like a short woman? A dwarf woman? Is there any woman in real life who resembles the character? Referring to height and "little girl looks"

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Look up Shauna Rae on YT

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          So... Shauna Rae would be the real life "Baby Doll," but without the craziness?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        for a live action Baby Doll I feel like it'd probably work better to emphasize the Doll part of the name rather than the Baby side

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          a composite character of Baby Doll and Calender Girl would work best, I think.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Calender girl is litterally baby dahl except as an adult model

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              just thought about Baby Doll wearing a doll-mask and that make me think of Calender Girl.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did she have work done?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any greentext or fanfic about Mary x Bruce?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rape meat

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >oh hey, a thread about a batman villain
    >some guy desperate for me to believe he's a porn star going off about dicks
    this shit is why no one bothers to read threads
    also
    >black
    >muh dik
    pottery

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just ignore the morons and post Baby Doll

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How would she translate into live action? Think we'll see her in Mat Reeves' Batman 3?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't she find work in Japan? Legal adults over the age of consent that look like children seem really popular over there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She is extremely racist.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >1950's esque racist Dahl
        >I may be desperate for work but I'll be starved to death before I work with those slant eyes

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't realize that she would possibly have a legion of Simps... Both in Japan and in the West

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because she wants to be a serious actress, not Japanese fetishist material

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember Ty Templeton talking (joking?) about a potential Batman Adventures story with Ivy mind whammying other girl characters to think they're her, dressing and acting like how they think Ivy looks/acts.
    Ivy!Dahl would have been unlikely to be included, but would have been kino.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What if Ivy and Mary meet and they're eye level with each other?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ivy and Baby doll do not see eye to eye...mainly because Croc and Ivy has this really really fricked up "connected by the green" animal lust for each other.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, they don't.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yes they do.
            Nasty nasty violent sex every single time the "plan a caper" to capture the fountain of youth or whatever lie they make up that week.
            Always come back days later exhausted in tatters and injured.
            Claiming it's "Swamp Thing" or some other powerful yet little seen hero doing it.
            Harely started to think things were strange when Ivy started wearing "Crocked" panties and eating gumbo.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Poison Ivy and Baby Doll costume swap
        >Ivy is just tall enough that Baby Doll's dress is in danger of flashing bush lol
        >Doll on the other hand is dealing with the fact her girls are too heavy and in danger of popping out of Ivy's leaf bra

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And keep in mind that Pam isn't exactly flat herself.
          >damn Dahl Congrats.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Adventures story with Ivy mind whammying other girl characters to think they're her, dressing and acting like how they think Ivy looks/acts.

      I imagine this starting out with Ivy cackling at what a great plan she's hatched, and by the end she's just OFFENDED at the bad Poison Ivy impersonations going on. Montoya's take would be the worst of the lot.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Then there's a poison ivy that's nothing like her but is so fricking hot that batman and nightwing are basically smitten by her and get into a fistfight.
        At the end batman and robin will accuse her of giving them all plant pheremones and that's why she's so hot.

        Ivy will say while being 100% livid that she didn't give said Ivy cosplayer anything.

        Have nightwing later go to stop Ivy and swing in all excited then visibly lose interest when he sees it's her.
        I thought you were her.
        Batman will be along to stop you later, then he swings away.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Then there's a poison ivy that's nothing like her but is so fricking hot that batman and nightwing are basically smitten by her and get into a fistfight.
        At the end batman and robin will accuse her of giving them all plant pheremones and that's why she's so hot.

        Ivy will say while being 100% livid that she didn't give said Ivy cosplayer anything.

        Have nightwing later go to stop Ivy and swing in all excited then visibly lose interest when he sees it's her.
        I thought you were her.
        Batman will be along to stop you later, then he swings away.

        >Okay, okay. This one's the best story.
        >You know Poison Ivy, right? Pamela? Okay, so one day she thinks up the greatest plan ever.
        >Says she's going to take over the city with an army of clones. Doesn't know how to make clones, so she just kidnaps a bunch of people instead.
        >Winds up with a warehouse full of women. Lady villains, a few lady heroes, Detective Montoya, a bunch of minor celebrities, right?
        >Dusts 'em all with like... I don't know, hypno-spores, I guess? Tells then they're all Poison Ivy, too.
        >Only none of these people have Pam's life experiences so they just think and act like how they believe Poison Ivy would think and act, right?
        >So a couple go on a killing spree, a bunch go to the arboretum and literally start fricking trees, and the rest are out trying to seduce every rich man in Gotham.
        >And Pam's just like... "Is this how people see me?"
        >Quit being a villain right then and there. Works as an accountant now. True frickin' story, just ask Miriam.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >When he doesn't want to do the doll play

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Still would.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanna give her a hug.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If only the rest of the ep had been as good as the stuff leading up to her seeing Croc on the news.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In a previous Dahl thread, someone wrote a better version of the episode where she doesn't revert back to Baby Doll and keeps Croc hidden in the hotel.
        Essentially, they do fall for each other, but the drunk guy comes back to rough her up and Croc ends up killing him. Croc then make it look like he just showed up to rampage so that Batman and the cops won't send her to jail for hiding a known criminal. Dahl doesn't rat him out, but Batman realizes there was something going on between the two, but leaves it because they were both trying to do something selfless of the other.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        After watching the ep, I wish that was the case

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is this guy drunk or something? You can't just drag and swag someone like that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the scene just before this was the wife dragging the husband in through the door.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Should have changed her haircut

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick did he come from?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey aren't you that freak child from the TV with a horrible condition? wow look at the weirdo!

      Average boomer dialogue.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        And if it was zoomer or gen alpha dialogue we'd all be tapdancing around the issue, wearing skirts for no reason, fly trans flags and wonder why we even started an episode in the first place looking for the most racist person in the room to vilify whilst we waste time asking questions about how we feel about ourselves.

        Sometimes brutal efficiency and simplicity just gets straight to the point. Even if its wildly inappropriate and morally repugnant.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >her hair just naturally forms into Shirley Temple curls
      She truly is cursed.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Q T P 2 T

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Spectacular anon.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    god i love her! i wish she could appear in more stuff. shes one of the saddest villains in the series too.
    Mr freeze dickriders suck my big sweaty bootycheeks babydoll better

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How would you approach a woman like this?
    The only people she would attack are pedos so if I went and asked her out would she think I am one Be grossed out by that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      1. You must not be attracted to her, platonic friendship
      2. She must develop feelings for you first.
      3. She must confess her love to you.
      4. Do the "no, no, no, no, no, no, no" over reaction in your head and express it.
      5. She must insist after your strong rejection.
      6. After a bunch of "no, no, no"s you can realize your love for her as pure.
      5. Never be physically attracted to her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        literally the Doflamingo wine meme

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her you're a fan of her non baby dahl movies. Hope that gets you in the door to actually talk about shared interests.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Be younger than her
      Imagine if some little boy who is a fan of hers went up and asked for both an autograph and a kiss

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That would be a cool hook for a henchman.
        >some kid had a crush on her, which she rebuffs
        >but he never let it go and supported her when she left the tv show and tried serious stage plays
        >really devoted but isn't obsessed
        >as a young man he gets hired on as one of her personal bodyguards
        >stays even as her life spirals
        >plays off of Miriam's professionalism by being a slacker for everything except Dahl's well being
        >still carries a torch for her, but doesn't let it interfere with his job
        >brutalizes Croc when he finds out Croc was just using Mary
        Or maybe something less moronic, I dunno.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          tiny boobs

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          How would you approach a woman like this?
          The only people she would attack are pedos so if I went and asked her out would she think I am one Be grossed out by that?

          Another alternative is a childhood friend from when she was an actual kid and her condition had no significance.
          Someone who’s the exact same age and went to school together, and managed to stay friends over the years.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta understand. Unlike what most anons want to believe she isn't some short stack sex goddess. In universe she literally looks like a child full stop.

      It sucks for her but anyone who would take a pass at a toddler with no issue probably isn't the most sane individual.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >In universe she literally looks like a child full stop.
        No she doesn't.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          bait

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is what she looks like in-universe.

        • 1 week ago
          SUPER AGGRO CRAG

          She doesn't look like that.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She does tho.

            Look man I know what you want her to be but her entire story wouldn't work if she didn't look like a kid.
            Even in that example she looks like a kid wearing her dad's coat.

            Her story works however a writer wants it to work.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Ah so you were just baiting. Ok.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Look man I know what you want her to be but her entire story wouldn't work if she didn't look like a kid.
          Even in that example she looks like a kid wearing her dad's coat.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ok but you understand how she doesn't look like a kid and instead looks like a small women right?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              She does look like a child. She had a long running show that works off the entire premise of her looking like a child.
              You just want a guilt free fap. Which I personally don't give a frick about honestly. Jack it to what you want but that is literally her character in the show.

              Final (you)

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >She does look like a child.
                She doesn't.
                >She had a long running show that works off the entire premise of her looking like a child.
                Did you think the actors from 90210 look like teenagers forever?
                >You just want a guilt free fap.
                Buddy I'm just getting ahead of your shitposts because I'm sure you gonna be in these threads from now one saying the same shit about how we're all drawing her off-model.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Did you think the actors from 90210 look like teenagers forever?
                Dahl had that role in her 20's. She didn't grow at all.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I think you've unironically been warped by all her shortstack porn.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I think you're being trolled, but by oldgays because it is subtle and longer than zoomers can pay attention to.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No I get it, the croc thing didn't catch so they're moving onto the classic anti-coomer shitposts where they whine about how we're drawing her off-model.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's why most of her r34 stuff uses her Batman Adventures redesign where she's implied to have breasts and a curve to her hips (see

        That would be a cool hook for a henchman.
        >some kid had a crush on her, which she rebuffs
        >but he never let it go and supported her when she left the tv show and tried serious stage plays
        >really devoted but isn't obsessed
        >as a young man he gets hired on as one of her personal bodyguards
        >stays even as her life spirals
        >plays off of Miriam's professionalism by being a slacker for everything except Dahl's well being
        >still carries a torch for her, but doesn't let it interfere with his job
        >brutalizes Croc when he finds out Croc was just using Mary
        Or maybe something less moronic, I dunno.

        ). If you use her OG BtAS design, she's straight up a little kid whose wrinkles only show up in the right lighting.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why nobody makes a fan comic with her and all the plots Cinemaphile has cooked up through the years?
    In general why don't more people make fan comics of capeshit characters? they're ripe for it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because any artist capable of doing it well has put enough time into their art that they're probably doing art at least semi-professionally and the time they put into honing that skill was not put into a career. So since "I was a fan artist that made fancomics then became a well-paid comic professional" is NOT a story told in America, they're going to want to be paid for any fan comics they make.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Croc was a pussy and didn't deserve her.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >jumping straight to a schizo rant about me complaining about off model when I never said this.

    definitely bait.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I mean that's exactly what you're here for, these threads are little too fun and popular so you're here to shitpost. That why you were the first to say bait right? Because you couldn't help but signal what you were actually trying to do.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think he was just trying to give a canon explanation as to why it would be awkward to hit on her anon.
        The only one shiting up the thread is you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's fine, I've already prove my point of them being liars.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They didn't lie though? At best it's a difference of interpretation.
            Is it really that far fetched that the character with a condition that stops hurting from growing older would have her look like a child?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's bait m8. Probably just op trying to keep the thread kicking

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't she drawn differently to pretty much every other child ever shown in the show?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's like saying 2face and penguin are drawn differently from every other man in the show.

                It's to make them distinct from background characters and stand out to the audience. But from an in universe point of view she is stated to look like a child. If she were just a midget then I don't think a "condition" for her appearance wouldn't have been necessary.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >That's like saying 2face and penguin are drawn differently from every other man in the show.
                >It's to make them distinct from background characters and stand out to the audience.
                are you gonna seriously try and tell me they don't *actually* look different to other men in the show?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The opposite actually. They do look different. But that's more because they aren't background characters. Same with mary. Even then I'd argue she doesn't seem all that different to what a kid would be drawn as. Just exaggerated

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >But that's more because they aren't background characters.
                it's because they're a fricking deformed mutant birdman and a guy with half his body covered in freak scarring, what are you on about

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just saying they are exaggerated. That's it. They play up their deformity same as They do with Mary. Only case with her is her deformity makes her look like a kid

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, the condition could work however a writer wants. Baby Doll design undeniably changed from her first and second apperance and the second apperances has a more mature look.

                I've always interpreted it as a metagene phenotype expression where it's more then just a medical condition.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Bro I'm not a Manlet it's a meta gene phenotype.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's kinda like how there's no fricking way Killer Croc has that harlequin skin condition because his skin is literally tough as aligator hide. Baby Doll doesn't have any health problems so her growth isn't stunted like normally.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't really.
                They just think it's that apparently.
                Croc is for all intents and purposes a member of the green.
                A louisiana swamp avatar that would have been worshipped as a god in older times.
                Maybe it's due to his native american heritage.
                In some ways he's like Cheetah both have animal powers and the state of being an avatar bestowed upon them by some unknowing uncaring force of nature/god.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >metagene
                You can just say "sci-fi version of the disease." No need to bring DC's "I can't believe it's not X-Men!" stuff into it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why not? That what it's there for.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Because it sounds moronic, especially in Batman.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Killer Croc is a metahuman, Poison Ivy is a metahuman, Mr. Freeze is a metahuman, Manbat is a metahuman, Harley Quinn is a metahuman so I don't see the problem.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Batgays are genuinely embarrassed that super powers actually exist, because it breaks the illusion that Batman is a super serious grounded character in a very realistic world. I can already here the "um oRiGiNaLlY" comments about your list of metahumans.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and funny enough being a metahuman is supposed to be the less campy answer of just splashing potions to make big plants.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Batman fans prefer to tone down superpowers, thinking they make for worse stories

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think batman is grounded or realistic and I am even fine with superpowered villains existing in Gotham. No issues with Poison Ivy, Ra's Al Ghul, etc.

                I just don't like the integration of the DC greater setting and would prefer Batman stories and Gotham as a whole remain self contained. Not because I think it should remain grounded, but because I find the whole thing really hard to take seriously when in the Justice League content Batman is like a 900iq ultra mastermind who can take down universe-destroying beings using his intellect and planning and he shares a planet with a shit ton of superpowered heroes who could oneshot everything in Gotham immediately. It makes me unable to take anything in Gotham as a threat and breaks my suspension of disbelief whenever he struggles against someone like the Penguin when he's fought Darkseid in the same canon. Batman is at his best when he's taking care of street-level villains, magical powers or not. When he's in crossover shit he barely relies on his stealth, his detective skills, the paranoia caused by the mythological status he's built, or anything else - he just becomes a basic gadget-based brawler. I like Batman, and I like Superman. I like Green Lantern and the Flash. I don't like Batman in any of their worlds or vice-versa.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Metahuman is just DC's way of not needing to say Superhuman because you already got Superman in there.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Harley Quinn is a metahuman
                When was this and what's her ability?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It happened when she was introduced into comics and is basically like captain america.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it she got her powers from the shot Poison Ivy gave her so she wouldn't accidentally poison her?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That was it but it also was like a lite captain american serum.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She's just a really well trained acrobat.

                The frick did she get super soldier powers from?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                From Poison Ivy giving her a plant potion

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                "limber" so she got a shitty low tier flexibility potion that might have been like the hour man potion where it worked only as long as you took it?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Harley didn't get a flexibility potion, Elongated Man did and its more of a supplement that his metagene let him take at dangerous levels to elongate.
                What Harley took was basically an immunization shot.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And the immunization shot had the side effect of giving Harley an enhanced physique.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Now I actually think you don't need an active metagene to be a metahuman because aliens like Superman and Starfire get called metahumans too in contrast of Marvel Mutant/Mutates where there was a distinction.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                That's something that's always bugged me. Superman doesn't technically have superpowers; that's just how a Kryptonian body naturally reacts to Yellow sunlight. It would be like a human going to a planet of sentient deer and being deemed super-ungulates for our stamina, ability to consume deadly poisons like capcasian, nicotine, and caffine, and our seeming immunity to terrifying and worrisome smells and sounds.

                90% of the Legion of Superheroes' "powers" are just the natural abilities of their species; not super powers.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wow what a terrible addition to her character and one that makes the fact that OG Ivy back when she was a manhating bawd who kept men as barely clothed foot soldiers and studs for her harem didn't have just a small army of super pwoerful deathstroke tier fighters at her beck and call.

                It makes no sense.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It was completely necessary and don't even try to front like you're some kinda old school fan telling a young whippersnap about the good old days of back when writers knew Harley Quinn's place.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Old school fan here:
                He's right. "Joker's henchwoman NEEDS superstrength and stuff!" is Power Creep nonsense.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Old school fan here too and
                I think it's ridiculous to complain about Harley Quinn having powers. What are you even arguing against here.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                The idea that they're "needed"? The mainstream DCU comics adapted Mad Love, but threw in an odd addition in the form of giving Harley superpowers. The original version of Mad Love, for BTAS, didn't give her superpowers... and was fine. It wasn't a necessary addition. You may as well say Nightwing needs superpowers.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                It is necessary because if she didn't get a boost then we would probably have losers like you complaining anytime she showed competency in a fight. That's why you're big mad, you have enough reasoning to understand to grant her more independence from the jokerand the idea of her having independence from the joker pisses you off. You probably think if only Margot Robbie wasn't cast then Harley would still be hopelessly in love with the joker.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, that IRL BPD girl you want to frick will ruin your life for no reason (not one that makes sense to people who aren't wired to be incurable c**ts anyway) and think she's the real victim afterwards. You don't need to simp for a proxy for her, even if it did get you a crumb of pussy.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                No one at any point b***hed about Harley. Hell if it being an open secret that joker blasting his joker venom balls deep in her plus Ivy's anti poison herbs and wpices makes her slightly enhanced as a side effect ,a fact not many people realize till she rips a root off its hinges on a crazy b***h rage, wouldvbe on testing

                But her straight up getting super soldier powers from Ivy's injection and hat also makes her immune is moronic.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                1. You are arguing with multiple people. My major contribution has been to side with the anon you said was wrong and say I think powers are unnecessary.
                2. You are talking as if the DCAU Harley doesn't exist. No powers, decent fighter. I'm sure some people b***hed, but most were fine with her.
                Of course comics Harley gets away with a lot more and fights in a higher weight class.
                And is a much shittier character in part because she's fighting in a higher weight class.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No one in the entire batfamily nor do 80% of the lunatics in batmans crime family have super powers or enhanced strength. Their just fricking crazy.

                Harley didn't need super enhancement of any kind. It's not even power creep it's gurl power shit. And the way she got it was moronic too. She just

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >No one in the entire batfamily nor do 80% of the lunatics in batmans crime family have super powers or enhanced strength
                I think you're underestimating how weird Batman actually is like Bane obviously is using a fictional steroid that gives him enhanced strength but also Ra's al Ghul also has unnatural strength and speed on top of being a centuries old cult leader of an international cabal of assassins. Clayface is a literal legacy that starts off with the tame literal face changing actor to sentient mud. There's been wolfmen, mystics, psychics all showing up in the Bronze age aka the most grounded Batman yoy could get so I think Harley having enhanced strength and agility fits right in.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Bane
                Venom gives you strength. It also makes you EXTREMELY mentally unstable and the withdrawal can kill you.

                >Ra's
                The Lazarus Pits make you crazy, especially with repeated use, and if you use them wrong you end up dissolving in acid.

                9 times out of ten the classic "supernatural/superhuman" stuff in the Batbooks is a treated as a curse (with an obvious exception in the case of villains that just WERE monsters, like The Monk).

                "You get superstrength and agility with no downsides!" sticks out like a sore thumb.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                You see no difference between Bane (steroid that he came to loathe because it fricked up his brain), Clayface (the Preston Payne version is in constant agony and melts everyone he touches), wolfmen (ask Anthony Lupus how much fun it is to be a werewolf), and Harley with her "now much tougher, stronger, faster, more agile, and feeling great about it!" powers?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Too many of the current DC writers just have Batman tooling around Gotham doing stuff. There's little to no actual tension. It looks like no writers have read Dick Tracy, who's maimed or deformed characters (are legally not the basis of Batman's gallery of mutants and disfigured criminals.) had Tracy in worse spots than Batman is in nowadays. The Batgod complaint is valid. The introduction of new criminals are always interesting. Can a man who has beat the Joker/Riddler/Penguin a hundred times, a thousand times, know what he's doing against Captain Streetlight? Can the story which has degraded so far that they removed Alfred and de-antagonisted Catwoman, entertain anyone? Mary Doll is so different from "Detective with the ability to do anything" stories, that she's more interesting to read.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                We've had some truly dogshit "new characters" in recent years, particularly when it comes to female villains.
                "Here's White Rabbit. Her powers have no downside! Also no explanation, she just has powers! She's an Indian socialite who can make a copy of herself that's a sexy white woman, and she does crimes For Some Raisin!"
                "Here's The Gardener, an eco-terrorist with plant powers! Yes, just like Ivy! She's Ivy's ex! And she's evil, which Ivy isn't allowed be any more because Ivy is gay. Oh, and she's not sexy like Ivy (not that Ivy is usually sexy any more) because Male Gaze Is Bad!"

                I know it'll sound like stereotypical Comic Book Guy/Eltingville Club whinging, but the Bat-books have been on a sharp downward trajectory since O'Neil's tenure as head editor ended. Not that everything that happened on his watch was perfect, but he made sure things were grounded overall.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >No one in the entire batfamily nor do 80% of the lunatics in batmans crime family have super powers or enhanced strength
                I think you're underestimating how weird Batman actually is like Bane obviously is using a fictional steroid that gives him enhanced strength but also Ra's al Ghul also has unnatural strength and speed on top of being a centuries old cult leader of an international cabal of assassins. Clayface is a literal legacy that starts off with the tame literal face changing actor to sentient mud. There's been wolfmen, mystics, psychics all showing up in the Bronze age aka the most grounded Batman yoy could get so I think Harley having enhanced strength and agility fits right in.

                The Joker is a metahuman.
                >invulnerable to toxins
                >his reflexes are sharper than trained martial artists
                >his insanity is some kind of ESP

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah...he's just bat shit crazy pcp freak who's immune to poison.

                Nothing magical.

                After watching the ep, I wish that was the case

                Croc has enhanced sense of smell. Once he has their smell he can track them like a bloodhound for miles.

                You think he didn't know she was there? "Baby Dahl is better off without me. She's got her shit together and I'd only drag her down.".

                There is nothing, absolutely nothing worse, then the feeling when you love a woman, she loves you, but you know deep down that you're a piece of fricking shit and you'd end up ruining her life. That's the only way to deal with stuff like that.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Being immune to poison is a superpower.

                >Bane
                Venom gives you strength. It also makes you EXTREMELY mentally unstable and the withdrawal can kill you.

                >Ra's
                The Lazarus Pits make you crazy, especially with repeated use, and if you use them wrong you end up dissolving in acid.

                9 times out of ten the classic "supernatural/superhuman" stuff in the Batbooks is a treated as a curse (with an obvious exception in the case of villains that just WERE monsters, like The Monk).

                "You get superstrength and agility with no downsides!" sticks out like a sore thumb.

                You gone from "few Batman villains have superpowers" to "well yes there's a majority of Batman villains with superpowers BUT..."

                >2.) What the frick is wrong with baseline humanity in the DC that wacky chemicals and ichthyosis can turn someone into living clay and an actual crocodile?
                "But if we say that SPACE GENES are spread out randomly among humans, then it stops being a silly origin!"
                Anon that's just a silly origin with more steps.
                (And "Croc's skin disease turned him into an actual crocodile" was Jeph Loeb being a shit-tier writer that somehow kept getting important jobs. He wanted to write Spider-Man so the disfigured mobster became The Lizard.)

                Anon a skin disease doesn't give you armored skin like it does with Killer Croc.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >You gone from "few Batman villains have superpowers"
                lol, no I haven't. I never once said that. The majority of his villains don't, but there's a sizable number that do.
                BUT "superpowers" is not the best description for something like Kirk Langstrom turning himself into a monster, the BTAS plastic that can turn you invisible (and give you cancer), Venom giving people superstrength at the cost of their sanity, Mr. Freeze turning himself into a creature that NEEDS to be refrigerated, or my personal favorite, The Corrosive Man's horrifying existence as a creature that melts every damn thing he touches. Sure there's stuff in Gotham that can turn you into something more than human, but (with a tiny and rarely well-written number of exceptions) any sane person would steer clear of that shit if they knew the cost.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >BUT "superpowers" is not the best description for something like Kirk Langstrom turning himself into a monster
                Pfffttt i dunno about that.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I am. You COULD say that Dracula, Dr. Jekyl, and the Wolfman have superpowers... but that's not the best word for it.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                You would if they showed up in Batman.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                They did. I distinctly remember Dracula being in several Batman comics and a The Batman movie. He turns that weird Jamaican Joker into a vampire.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yup. And nobody said "superpowers" when talking Drac.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well Poison Ivy as a character isn't interested in leading an army, in fact Poison Ivy isn't that much of an ideological driven character. She's crazy and is just kinda following her capricious whims and passing them off as the will of Mother Earth.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They never said "metagene" in the DCAU, and the universe was better for it. Trying to lump together countless different superpowers with "metagene" was always a terribad idea.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In the 90s JLA, it was revealed that humans naturally had access to EVERY superpower until the White Martians fricked up the human genome to keep us from being galactic conquerors. That's why only a 1/4th of the population has a metagene capable of activating, but that metagene grants a different superpower to each person instead of the same ones.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah.
                That's moronic.
                "Clayface overdosed on weird experimental chemical and it fricked him up" works fine.
                Throwing in "and it activated his metagene" was an unnecessary addition that (A) made the universe seem smaller, and (B) actually makes LESS sense by saying that the same metagene site is responsible for all the powers.
                "Croc has a weird disease" works fine. It doesn't need to be "a weird METAGENE disease."

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You essentially run into the same two questions that lead to metagenes getting created in the first place:

                1.) Couldn't you just completely recreate these accidents and make ANYONE have these powers?

                2.) What the frick is wrong with baseline humanity in the DC that wacky chemicals and ichthyosis can turn someone into living clay and an actual crocodile?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                2. "Fell into a vat of chemicals" worked fine for decades. "And they have a magic gene" doesn't make it more plausible.
                1. Gotham works best when "powers" are more curse than blessing. We HAVE gotten stories about other people replicating The Event so they can get the same powers as an existing villain. They end up in a bad place too. Just ask the Walt Disney dude that wanted Freeze's joyless frozen immortality.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Fell into a vat of chemicals" worked fine for decades
                Then it stopped working and became a parody of itself.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This. The second Joker literally died jumping into the same vat of chemical the original did because the chemicals were "more pure" this time around. They've pretty much contrived stupid reasons for why a totally reproducible event somehow doesn't work/last as long when someone else does it because of how easy that would be. Hell, Elongated Man was the last "drug" hero because even IT made fun of the fact that Ralph had to keep chugging a special drink made of specific jungle fruit to keep his powers.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair Ralph still drinks gingold, his metahuman ability is gingold tolerance as the amount of gingold you need to elongate is toxic and would kill pretty much everyone else.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't that mean that all the Indian Rubber Men who lead Ralph to figuring out that pure Gingold Extract makes you stretch ALL have that metagene?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No because they're still Gingold well below the toxic level which effectively makes it a sports drink for them.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >The second Joker literally died jumping into the same vat of chemical the original did because the chemicals were "more pure" this time around.
                wat

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Incredibly bad luck to choose the day when they were whipping up the extra strength batch.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, Jim; remember that time when me, you, and the Joker watched a man literally melt away in a big vat of acid?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, Jim; remember that time when me, you, and the Joker watched a man literally melt away in a big vat of acid?

                Mmmm extra acidy just like how mom use to make it.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think Ralph had to KEEP drinking Gingold, it's just that he dosed himself heavily once he figured out the connection (and then they retconned that most people are seriously allergic to that dose, even the carnival rubber men who DID drink it regularly, so other people wouldn't also become Elongated Men/Women).

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Humans were SUPPOSED to be demigods on par with burning as the norm.

                But either the Burning or Oan's fricked with their DNA. Now their all weak and squishy and have random ancient true human hiccups that result in metagene powers.

                Also, each super being who gained powers from random bullshit happening is a once in a million acitivation trigger for a metagene that will restult in a super power.

                Croc? He's magic. He's part of the green a crocodile man. Full power mindless beast croc is throwing hands with superman.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh and a delicious and hilarious twist of irony, maybe, Lex Luthor has the metagene.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >2.) What the frick is wrong with baseline humanity in the DC that wacky chemicals and ichthyosis can turn someone into living clay and an actual crocodile?
                "But if we say that SPACE GENES are spread out randomly among humans, then it stops being a silly origin!"
                Anon that's just a silly origin with more steps.
                (And "Croc's skin disease turned him into an actual crocodile" was Jeph Loeb being a shit-tier writer that somehow kept getting important jobs. He wanted to write Spider-Man so the disfigured mobster became The Lizard.)

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                You essentially run into the same two questions that lead to metagenes getting created in the first place:

                1.) Couldn't you just completely recreate these accidents and make ANYONE have these powers?

                2.) What the frick is wrong with baseline humanity in the DC that wacky chemicals and ichthyosis can turn someone into living clay and an actual crocodile?

                I thought Croc became an actual crocodile during that whole story arc where Neron gave villains actual superpowers in exchange for their souls, like how Killer Moth turned into an actual giant moth monster?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                No you're probably thinking of Black Manta becoming a Human Manta ray.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They did say metagene in the DCAU because Static was part of the DCAU.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's there so DC could pat themselves on the back for making their origins "more realistic" even though no, it's not. "He didn't get his powers from radiation, the radiation activated his metagene. Just like how lightning activated THAT dude's metagene, and a chemical compound activated THAT dude's metagene, and a bite from an alien monster activated THAT dude's metagene."
                It was better before that "the metagene is behind 99.99% of all humans that have superpowers" nonsense.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >It's there so DC could pat themselves on the back for making their origins "more realistic" even though no, it's not
                I feel like this is a fricking huge strawman. You're gonna have to bring out some direct quotes with link to the interviews where those quotes come from if you think they're were destroying the wonders of superhero comics by adding mechanisms to how people were getting superpowers.
                Whining about something that has been grandfathered in since the 80s here bro.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's a lot more work than saying metagene

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Like I said, the condition could work however a writer wants. Baby Doll design undeniably changed from her first and second apperance and the second apperances has a more mature look.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Using "it's what the writers want" isn't helping your case because at every turn the show makes it clear that everyone in the show See's baby dahl looking like a kid especially when she goes schizo mode

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The show doesn't make that clear, people are reacting to a famous little person and not a kid. Lot of ex-child actor have to live with the public associating them with their first and famous roles.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't the conversation how about how the characters would react not about how she's drawn?
                That's probably why you got called bait. You were going off into a different topic.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That little homie from the Middle looks like an adult without the makeup and without shaving

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Baby Doll... braps?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you frickers come from?

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of story can she generate in comics besides her origin story from the cartoon ?

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Batman?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought about it.

  39. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she wears diapers

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Where do you frickers come from?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        While that's not out of the realm of canon possibility, Baby Doll's a creepy enough character as it is; we don't need to make her creepier.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Why would wearing diapers make her creepier?

  40. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't know what to tell you anon except none of those writers are fricking doctors and her 2nd design clearly shows a mature body.
    >It's heavily implied she wears a stuffed bra in order to try looking more like an adult.
    Couldn't it be that she's binding herself when she's Baby Doll? She talks with a baby voice when she's baby doll.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cope harder.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        That binding thing was just too good wasn't it? We're at an impasse here where both are interpretions are equally valid.
        I have the upper hand though because that 2nd design is a lot more fitting for Gotham than looking like a tiny toon.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Equally valid, my ass. Her having a mature little body totally defeats the purpose of her character and removes the tragic element entirely. If she looked like a normal midget she wouldn't be ostracized. People mistaking her for a child all the time would imply nobody has ever seen a midget, when there have been numerous characters with dwarfism in the show itself.
          Mary was born with a condition that makes her look like a toddler, which causes her feelings of isolation from normal society, which is why she felt such a kinship with Killer Croc to begin with. Does it not make more sense then that she would go to great lengths to try altering her appearance to better fit in with normal society and be recognized as an adult, which is what she wants most in the world?
          If you honestly think she's "just binding" you're a coomer brained troglodyte who doesn't understand her character at all and just want to jerk off to pics of her without feeling guilty.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Except nobody was "mistaking her as a child." Everyone knew she was a dwarf. Hell, it's the crux of her breakdown; the producers of That's My Baby tried to replace her with Cousin Spunky because she was starting to show her age. Despite her condition she was still developing, just not growing. Mary wasn't cute any more.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              If it was the "crux of her character" then why didn't she have breasts in her debut episode?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Because she was binding them down in a psychotic break.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Even when she was trying to break out into theater as a legitimate actress?

                Also, why would she feel such a kinship with Killer Croc as a fellow freak if she was only a common dwarf? Why would she feel so singled out physically?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                First off, symmetrical hypoplasic dwarfism is an extremely rare form of dwarfism. Secondly, not every person with dwarfism deals with their condition the same way. Mary was a child actor working in an exploitative industry suffering from a rare condition and clearly experienced some form of psychological trauma due to her treatment and isolation.

                Quite frankly, the fact that you can't grasp that she would feel singled out and consequently seek validation from someone with similar circumstances speaks volumes about you.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            She's a larger than life pastiche of actors like Gary Coleman.
            Gary Coleman fricked.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Couldn't it be that she's binding herself when she's Baby Doll?

      Somewhat unrelated, but that reminds me of Carrie Fisher telling a story about how they had to literally tape her fat breasts down while filming the OG Star Wars movies because she couldn't fit her milkers in the costumes.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Mary we got a note from the execs saying you're still jiggling too much.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Miriam, help! We're trying to film a stealth sequence but the sound of my ass cheeks clapping together keeps messing up the audio!

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >I'll go get the Diaper Chief.
            >Wasn't he fired for asking you to squeeze his hog?
            >We have a new Diaper Chief now.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Miriam, help! We're trying to film a stealth sequence but the sound of my ass cheeks clapping together keeps messing up the audio!

          >we don't know why but the audience notes shows high engagement anytime we have a jump rope scene with Baby.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            The DVD commentary must be wild.

            >Fun fact: one day Bill spilled Pabst all over the soundboard with our canned audience reactions on it. Lost everything.
            >Ted and I snuck into the gym while Ms. Dhal was running on the treadmill and sampled the sounds of her breasts and ass slapping around. Layered it a bunch of times, added some cheers.
            >From season four onward, any time you hear the audience clapping, that's actually the Baby Doll Bounce.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I assume because Lucas told her not to wear a bra. Turns out breasts flop around when you're running and that would have been super distracting during their escape from the Death Star.

  41. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's important you're talking about the 90s where being a LP was enough to make you an outsider.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. Peter Dinklage and that TLC show about the family of little people is pretty much the only reason why they've stopped being culturally seen as little freaks. Also, Baby Doll's condition was suppose to be seen in the same light as something like progeria, which does weird people out when they see it. Otherwise, no one would really be weirded out by her other than her ability to speak in the voice of a mature woman.

  42. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    imagine her as a teen titans go character or a DC girl

  43. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I guess you were the "off model" homosexual the other anon was so afraid of when I started this conversation

    Who gives a shit. It's fan art. Even if I agree in universe she's supposed to look like a kid don't be a fricking homosexual.

  44. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I often think about how Killer Croc must've stretched her like a sock

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You and batgirl both apparently.

      You know her super girl and a few of the villainesses are sitting in a room talking about the sheer logistics of it.
      And ivy sitting there knowing he's got a horses member down there simply not understanding where it's going.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Croc finally blows his load
      >Pretty much assumes he shredded her to pieces like a cheap pocket pussy because she stopped making noise 20 pumps ago
      >Is shocked when he looks down and sees that she's just in the middle of the most intense full-body orgasm on Earth
      >That was the moment when he finally fell in love with her

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        wew

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Panel 1. Dahl, looking tired and depressed, smoking a cigarette
      Panel 2. She exhales a long plume of smoke.
      Panel 3. Dahl: "You'd think that from just looking at him, wouldn't you?"

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Meh, that says a lot of negative things about both that isn't fun or funny.
        It's not even...unique
        It's just so overdone and basic b***h it's expected now.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Post stating Croc would "stretch her like a sock" is fine
          >Post implying Croc was too small to satisfy her is "overdone and unfunny"

          Go to bed, Waylon.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            LOL TINY PENIS!!!
            Is a running gag for these kinds of pairings that are crap

            To be honest, their size difference and that being a problem for them would be a lot funnier then LOL TINY DICK

            You strike me as someone with a quadruple large dragon dildo collection and a penchant for going online to b***h about how small all men are.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              It's time to go back to Arkham buddy it's getting late

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >"He stretched her like a balloon" joke - "funny, novel, in fact they should have had MORE jokes about him being too big for her!"
              >"He's actually underwhelming" joke - "A travesty, overdone, 0/10, in fact I bet you're gay"

              Thank you for giving me the perfect opportunity to use this reaction gif.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >It was a big wiener...

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Magnificent.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Are you that Anon who was white knighting by proxy for some psychopathic shrew NuHarley reminds you of?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous
              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                It's time to go back to Arkham buddy it's getting late

                I wasn't implying you were a homosexual.
                I was implying you were a loser female with a blown out vegana.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >defending Croc's dick like it's a holy mission

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                No. Just want men who have large dicks to have the problems we face represented rather then have yet another lol tiny frick throwaway joke from a frigid loser c**t with a vibrator and giant dildo ruined c**t.

  45. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >A-are those... b-b-b-booobs?!?! AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

  46. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  47. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Sick of sexy Mary art where she's depicted like an adult little person
    ok pedo

  48. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  49. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Mariam, kill them
      >Okie dokie

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda wouldve like if she had a Minnesota Fargo accent.

  50. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  51. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  52. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    More accurate to the scene

  53. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pl

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