Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Jesus, what a great fucking film. That’s all I have to say, really,

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's basically perfect and this board loves it. Not much more to say than that.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the studio forced them to change the story to a French ship rather than an American ship from the book and the movie still flopped anyway. God forbid Americans are the bad guys.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If there were Americans in it, you'd be seething about how they needed to pick a conflict with Americans involved to cater to the US. Stay obsessed, gay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      British v French naval conflicts are objectively more kino and always will be. Why settle for for less?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the point of it was the Americans have outgrown and outclassed the British. They go in to detail how the ship is far superior saying it uses trees only available in the US so Britain will never compete with it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        British v French kino at it's finest.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >That's not Hornblower

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >That's not Hornblower

          I always try to watch old kinos like this and I get filtered by the weird dialogue and acting style that seems bad to me
          Shakespear is even worse, I find it really bad but everyone smarter than me says it's smart so I'm dumb I guess
          It sucks being a brainlet bros.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Lucky for you that fife’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
            That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
            And then is heard no more. It is a tale
            Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
            Signifying nothing.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              JUST GET TO THE POINT WITH LESS WORDS FUCK

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm yearning for a tv show a la Rome but with Napoleon and his Marshals shenanigans. This is an amazing favourite era aesthetics wise, and it's chokefull of bigger than life characters. Probably too risky for studios to bother with so it will never happen...

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's only understandable by 50% of the population. Truly kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know and have known a few females who love the film.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the will never be women

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    weevil

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you're referring to the lesser one.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Master and commander, waterworld, the terror
    What make ocean settings so kino?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mediocre boring trash hyped by effiminate failures compensating for their lack of masculinity. Nothing's cringier than a 4chantard subhuman who can't even look a woman in the eye but claims he likes the movie because muh "honor" and "male brotherhood". You people weren't bullied enough in school.

    Movies is a solid 6.5/10 one time watch.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say it's a solid 9 and have watched it 3 times this year alone.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        same here. Watch it a few times a year

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Seething moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Prime example of a filtered retard right here.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who's going to watch this movie with me RIGHT NOW?
    I'm going to watch it instead of sleeping for work tomorrow.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's overrated but that doesn't mean it's bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate it when you talk of kino in this way. It makes me feel so very low

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        sorry bud

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather be on a boat killing french people than staring at a screen for 8 hours a day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be spending 10 hours a day swabbing the deck instead.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        acceptable, let's go

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Boats.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maverick tier comeback sequel when

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I have you! You're completely dished
    Easy on the calories, Russell!

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